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Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 25, Day 3 Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 21:59 No. 297366 ▼

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I'm back, Anon. Had a nice weekend off, and hopefully recharged to continue writing WUIG. 5k replies is a bit of a benchmark, no?

Flandre looks at you impassively, tilting her head. You're not sure whether or not she is pleased by your answer. "Am I a "Beautiful Woman"?" She asks, leaning closer, brushing a lock of golden-blonde hair out of her face as she peers intently at you.

[ ] "Yes."

[ ] "No."

[ ] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 21:59 No. 297368

[x] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 21:59 No. 297370

Not Touhou-related.

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy!IzyqvCHinA 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297372

Welcome back. We missed you so much.

[ ] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297374

Oh shit.

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297375

>>OP

I ALMOST LOST HOPE

[x] "Yes."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297378

[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297380

[X] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297381

[x] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:00 No. 297384

[x] you're a beautiful girl

welcome back GM, I love you

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:01 No. 297386

[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

GM, are you Alice? Please, just let us know.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:01 No. 297388

oh yes. over 9000 genuflects to you, GM.

[x] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:01 No. 297391

Welcome home GM, /jp/ missed you

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:01 No. 297393

i refuse to believe it's really you
[X] Scream

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:01 No. 297394

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:01 No. 297395

[X] "You're a beautiful girl."
Yes! But GM, next time you leave, just say that you're leaving.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:02 No. 297396

[x] "Yes."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:02 No. 297397

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:02 No. 297399

[X] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:02 No. 297400

[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:02 No. 297401 ▼

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>>297386

I counted the votes 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:02 No. 297404

[x] "You're a beautiful girl."

We have a winner.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:03 No. 297406

>>297368
>>297374
>>297378
>>297384
>>297386
>>297394
>>297395

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:03 No. 297407

[X] "Yes."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:03 No. 297409

>>297395
Beautiful girl won.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:03 No. 297411

>>297368
>>297374
>>297378
>>297384
>>297386
>>297394
>>297397

That's 7. WINNER: [X] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:03 No. 297413

[x] "You're the scariest."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:04 No. 297414

[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:04 No. 297416

Thank god you didn't put "You're the scariest" in there.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:04 No. 297418

Hope we get some sort of an sexual encounter with Flandre. In the style she does something she doesn't know and it gives us some sort of plesure/perversion

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:04 No. 297419

I was wondering, if a 3D anon wakes up in a "d gensenky, is he now also 2D or did gensenkyo with all it's inhabitants become 3D ?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:05 No. 297420

Anon, if we want a Flan route, we need to make her see us as important, like Marisa. Flattery, like with Patchy, will get us nowhere.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:05 No. 297422

[ ] "Yes."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:05 No. 297424

[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

Do want to survive.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:05 No. 297426

>>297419

We are all in 4D.

!Nipaa0mi0. 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:05 No. 297427

Say the truth:

[X] "No."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:05 No. 297428

>>297419
since he enters 2d he becomes 2d

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297429

>>297420
We have to wait for the perfect moment to unravel our manliness

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297430

>>297420
We are not trying to get her route. We are trying to not die.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297432

>>297420
Right now we just want to stay alive.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297433

>>297420

Anons don't care about a Flandre route outside of managing to get her to say "Onii-chan!".

They care about getting out alive.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297434

F5ing like the motherfucking fist of the north star

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297438

>>297420
She asked if we though she was a beautiful _woman_. We answered she was a beautiful _girl_. We obviously don't want the flan route.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:06 No. 297440

>>297420
No, personally I think we shouldn't aim for EVERY TOUHOU CHARACTER that we encounter. Especially that psycho Flanders

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:07 No. 297441

>>297427
And I thought you like little girls.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:07 No. 297443

>>297438
With good luck she asks why we didn't say she was a woman. We can answer "Because you don't wear pads"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:08 No. 297446

>>297441
little BROWN girls

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:08 No. 297447

We're dead.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:08 No. 297448

>>297427

Enjoy being killed

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:08 No. 297449

>>297443

IF SHE DOES, ANON, YOU BETTER FUCKING VOTE THIS, EVEN IF IT ISN'T A CHOICE.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:08 No. 297451 ▼

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the mansion...

!Nipaa0mi0. 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:09 No. 297452

>>297441
Why would I like a bloodsucking vampire that thinks Christmas lights are a good fashion statement?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:09 No. 297453

>>297440

don't you know what happens when we try a harem route ?

the lake, this is what happens

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:10 No. 297459

WHEN DO WE GET TO FUCK MOKOU

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:10 No. 297463

>>297449
And then Sakuya kills us.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:10 No. 297464

>>297453
You chose Harem Route.

Choose your poison:

[ ] MAKOTO END

[ ] LAKE END

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:10 No. 297465

>>297459
After we fuck Keine.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:11 No. 297466

>>297463

She wouldn't do that, She's a wonderful woman!

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:11 No. 297467

I want to see GM's skill at sex scenes. I hope he doesn't have Nasu syndrome, where he is a great writer up until pantsu get taken off.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:11 No. 297468

>>297464
[X] Lake end

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:11 No. 297469

>>297464
Makoto
At least then, someone might miss us and feel bad.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:12 No. 297471

>>297469
Keine will miss us?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:12 No. 297473

[X] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Answering that she is a girl rather then a woman as she asked will most likly lead to a teddy bear like situation, just with less fluff and more mangled flesh.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:13 No. 297474

>>297471
Sure.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:13 No. 297475

>>297473
it's too late to point that out

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:13 No. 297476

>>297473

Too bad, the choice is locked in.
Anon's final continue dies here.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:13 No. 297477 ▼

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"Girl?" Her face becomes utterly bland, and her hand goes out in less than a second to grab you by the neck of the dress. "You know, I'm 495 years old." She says, and lifts you up near effortlessly; it feels like she's choking you. "Sister gives me a birthday party every year. There's candy at it, you know." The vampire drops you right into your seat, and you gasp, feeling at your throat. You couldn't breathe for a second there. "You know, I think I might be getting ti-"

"Mistress Flandre... Your request." Came a slightly amused voice from the stairs, bringing down two small platters with what appears to be a single dish-
Fried eggs. Huh. Maybe it's a subtle reminder that she didn't forget.

"Oh? YAAAY!" Flandre seems to forget about you, jumping over to grab both plates. Sakuya is looking over at you amusedly with a raised eyebrow at your current attire.

[ ] "Hello!"

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hiya Sakuya!"

[ ] "Hey, Flandre, I get a plate too, right?"

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:13 No. 297478 ▼

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Posting "she's a wonderful woman" in a wonderful woman thread.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297479

>>297473

Then we must answer after this "And we like little girls better than women", because it's true.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297481

[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297482 ▼

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The next choosing path thing better have a "Sing Don't Stop Me Now" option.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297483

[X] "Hiya Sakuya!"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297484

[x] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297485

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:14 No. 297487

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:15 No. 297489

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:15 No. 297491

Fuck. We forgot her age ;_;
[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:15 No. 297492

[X] Remain silent

It might be best to shut up, now.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:15 No. 297493

>>297477
Goddamnit eggs...

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:15 No. 297494

[x]remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:15 No. 297495

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297496

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297497

>>OP

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
Smarmy Sakuya comment here we come

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297498

[X] Remain silent.
Saying something to Sakuya now wouldn't do any good.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297499

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297500

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297502

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297503

[X] Scream "PADS"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297504

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Be very careful here guys. We don't want to die.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:16 No. 297506

>>297485
>>297487
>>297493
>>297495
>>297496
>>297497
>>297500

WINNER: [X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:17 No. 297508

[X] Remain silent

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:17 No. 297509

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

>>297491
You have kept the beauty of youth

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:17 No. 297510

Hmmm
It was neck and neck, but it looks like remain silent won the first to seven, but greeting Sakuya seems to be the popular vote.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:17 No. 297512

2 girls who, at this moment, seem intent on killing us are in the same room. Choose your BAD END, anon.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:17 No. 297514

[x] "You're a beautiful girl."

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy!IzyqvCHinA 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:17 No. 297515

[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:18 No. 297516

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:18 No. 297517

Sooo, was off from Friday onwards. What did I miss? I see we're still not back to Keine.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:19 No. 297518

[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:19 No. 297519

>>297517
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:19 No. 297521

>>297510

Fuck, your right, I miscounted. 1 second.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:19 No. 297522

What's with the cholesterol bombs in SDM? Everyone eats eggs for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack time.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:19 No. 297523

>>297517

Nothing.
GM left us blue balled over the weekend.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:20 No. 297524

>>297522
If this continues, there will be soon a change of menu.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:20 No. 297525

>>297522
No, that was Anon induced eggery.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:20 No. 297527

>>297522

blood omelettes and entrail burgers

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:20 No. 297528

>>297481 here

I'd like to change that to
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
To Usurp
>>297499
If possible.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:21 No. 297530

I told you fuckers not to call her a Child. She is INSANE, she acts like a child but she is as sharp as a knife.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:21 No. 297531

>>297521

CORRECTION:

>>297484
>>297489
>>297491
>>297492
>>297494
>>297498
>>297499

WINNER: [X] Remain Silent

Fuck, look at the difference between

Youmu!!!JxHWn3PPDwE 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:21 No. 297533

>>297522

I would love some tasty beef-chickeny eggs

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:22 No. 297539

>>297531

1 post difference... if we die because of a 1 post difference...

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:22 No. 297540

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:22 No. 297542

[x] Greetings, miss Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:22 No. 297543

i still want to sex flan
gogogo anon

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:22 No. 297544

>>297533
>tasty beef-chickeny eggs
>Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE

You asshole.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:22 No. 297545 ▼

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Why is it that eggs are so common in Gensokyo, yet you never see any chickens?

OH.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:23 No. 297546

>>297543

If any sex is going to occur, it's going to be Flan raping the remnants our dead body. At least, for now.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:23 No. 297547

>>297543
what happens in sdm cellar
stays in sdm cellar
china & keine will never know

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:24 No. 297550

>>297547
Until Sakuya tells them.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:25 No. 297554

>>297546

don't worry

anon is immune to any cause of death other than big bodies of water

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:25 No. 297555

>>297543
I dont know, Flan is crazy. And from what i know about Insane hermits that have dead bodys lying under their beds. I dont think her hygiene would be all that great. Plus she is a vampire, probly bathes in blood. Bet she smells like a corpse.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:25 No. 297557

>>297554
not as long as we have no silly hat :/

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:25 No. 297558

>>297554
Alright, that's our new skill from now on.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:26 No. 297560

>>297557
>>:/

This is a respectable GM thread sir. Please don't do that.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:26 No. 297562

>>297560

>This is a respectable Alice Margatroid thread sir. Please don't do that.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:27 No. 297564

>>297554
>anon is immune to any cause of death other than big bodies of water

And a big body of blood? Our blood?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:27 No. 297566

>>297560
:(

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:27 No. 297568

>>297560
do what?
THE GAME

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:28 No. 297570

>>297558
So, we're Sonic the Hedgehog now? Except not a furry and we eat eggs and not chili dogs?

AWESOME.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:28 No. 297571

Damnit, guys. We should go back to Cirno, have her wake up Letty, then they both freeze that lake. Anon gains absolute immunity for some time.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:28 No. 297572 ▼

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You remain silent. Flandre might decide to behead you at any time, you understand, and irritating Sakuya or Flandre may lead to death. A painful, disintegrated death. With knives in whatever atoms remain.

Flandre rushes back over to the table with the eggs, with a happy smile. "Mr. Dumbass, this is Sakuya! Sakuya, this is Mr. Dumbass! Say hello, Mr. Dumbass!"

Sakuya leans back a bit with a smug smirk and waits for your reply, her intense gaze boring into you despite her relaxed position.

[ ] "Hello."

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hiya Sakuya!"

[ ] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:28 No. 297573

>>297560
:D ^^

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:28 No. 297575

Hey, Tesla, are you going to post that now? I'm not at home, so I can't post it. Is it done?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297578

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297579

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297580

>>297566
>>:(

Sir, Sabotaging these threads is futile. A new one will just be made.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297581

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297582

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
NOTTHEPADNOTTHEPADNOTTHEPADOHGODNOTTHEPAD

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297583

[x] "Hello."

DON'T MENTION PAD DON'T MENTION PAD DON'T MENTION PAD

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297585

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297586

[x] "Hello."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297588

[x] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

THE ONLY WAY OUT

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297589

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297590

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297592

>>297572
[x] "Hello."

MUST NOT SAY PAD

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297594

>>297572
[x] Hello.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297595

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297596

>>297572

[X] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297597

[X] "Why do you stuff your chest?"
scnr

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:29 No. 297598

>>297572

[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"

Inb4 death by padding option

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297599

>>297571
Well enjoy your broken bones and possibly skull being dropped to the surface of a frozen lake!

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297601

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297602

>>297597
We have no continues left, anon.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297603

>>297572
>>[ ] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

OH SHI-
NO ANON!NOOO

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297604

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297605

[ ] "Hello."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297606

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
Oh, and...
>>[ ] "Why do you stuff your chest?"
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297607

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297608

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297609

>>297578
>>297579
>>297581
>>297582
>>297585
>>297589
>>297590

WINNER: [X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297610

[X] "Hello."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297611

Anon is bound and determined to get us killed via pad.

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:30 No. 297612

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

It was very hard to resist asking about pads.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297613

GM is always trying to kill Anon ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297614

>>297578
>>297579
>>297581
>>297582
>>297585
>>297589
>>297590
WE'RE SAFE

I counted the votes 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297615

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

We have a winner
Anon survives

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297616

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
its the most polite sounding option on there.

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297617

>>297609
shit, just noticed she said we should say "hello". We're dead.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297618

>>297609

Whew, I expected

[X] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

to win by a landslide.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297620

[X]Hello Mr. Dumbass

Better do what she says!

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297621

This thread fills me with great you. Thank you anon.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:31 No. 297622

Well, we're fucked.

She told us to say "Hello." Nothing else.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:32 No. 297625

Dammit. Anon escaped the PAD end.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:32 No. 297627

>>297617

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297631

But then again, should we call Sakuya Miss after just calling Flan a child? OHH SO CLOSE TO DEATH AND SO CLOSE TO LEARNING MAGIC HOW CAN WE ESCAPE!

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297633 ▼

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Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297634

>>297617
FUCK

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297635

We gave our courage to survive.

Sometimes the blades of our swords get dull, but we can always sharpen them later

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297636

Nah, it'll be fine. Politeness is appreciated in SDM.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297637 ▼

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>>297617

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297638

>>297617
>>297627

THIS IS WHY YOU READ. Oh well, I don't think Flandre is going to overreact to a greeting.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:33 No. 297639

phew....eventhough I'd love to see the reaction, not worth using the last continue for this

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:34 No. 297642

>>297622
OH FU-

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:34 No. 297643

>>Oh well, I don't think Flandre is going to overreact to a greeting.

Mr. Bear didn't think Flandre would overreact, either.

You remember what happened to Mr. Bear, don't you?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:34 No. 297645

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
Stay polite now...

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:35 No. 297646 ▼

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>>297618
/jp/ realized it was ronery without GM and the Lake.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:35 No. 297648

[x] "Hello."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:35 No. 297649 ▼

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>>297645

slowpoke.jpg, and a dead slowpoke at that.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:35 No. 297650

>>297617
...
oh god

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:35 No. 297651

>>297643
Seriously, stop it with the bear. The bear never existed. Flandre agrees, don't bother her about it.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:35 No. 297653

>>297645
No Anon... It's too late.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:36 No. 297656

>>297639
Continues? We wasted our last one committing suicide. Any death now and we'll be starting back at our last Save Point providing dieing doesn't erase them.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:36 No. 297659

>>297643
Mr. Bear was erased for being an inanimate object.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:37 No. 297668

Welcome back, GM. We missed you.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:37 No. 297669

[X] Pull out penis and say "Hello, ladies."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:37 No. 297670

>>297651
No, the bear did exist. Are you retarded or somethi-

Oh wait, I see what you did there.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:37 No. 297673

I'm still waiting for my WHO DO YOU THINK I AM option

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:37 No. 297674

>>297669

...

GOOD END?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:37 No. 297677

>>297668
>Welcome back, GM. We missed you. Now you may kill us. Again.
Fix'd

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:38 No. 297680

[ ] "Hello."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:39 No. 297684 ▼

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Damnit, guys, we should have gone Reisen route while we had the chance.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:39 No. 297686

>>297669
>>297674

Sakuya and Flan have never been with a man before, I'm pretty sure. Unless Sakuya got some MANservice from the manliest shopkeeper in all of Gensokyo.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:39 No. 297687

>>297684
boring bunnie-girls are boring

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:40 No. 297691

>>297686

On the upside, Flandre might not midn since we're calling her a lady now.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:40 No. 297692

>>297684
no we're going to get China out of SDM

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:40 No. 297695

>>297686
Every girl gets MANservice.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:41 No. 297696

>>297686
The first one regularly picks up some people remains from the human village to feed the second.

There should have been some men in these remains.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:41 No. 297697

>>297686
If memory serves, Remilia (and therefore Sakuya) is Rinnosuke's favorite customer.

Probably has to do with the fact that they actually pay.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:41 No. 297698

>>297686
yeah, im pretty sure that everyone in the SDM is a lesbion. I think we should learn magic and GTFO.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:41 No. 297701

I'm mashing F5 and hoping there are lots of options at the bottom of GM's posts. More [ ] boxes is always a good thing.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:41 No. 297702

>>297684
we need to become CHO-ANON

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:41 No. 297703

>>297684
It would be the same the events happening now, except switch Flandre with Tewi and the useless fairy maids with the not useless rabbit army.

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:42 No. 297706

>>297686
everyone is gay in gensokyo.jpg

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:42 No. 297707

GM seems to have recalibrated his slowpoke.exe. He's managing a reply roughly every 14 minutes.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:43 No. 297709

>>297703
But Tewi's a nice girl so yeah

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:43 No. 297715

>>297706

ThenWhyAreWeEvenTrying.jpg

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:44 No. 297717

>>297709
someone show him tewikickrinnosukeinthenuts.png

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:44 No. 297719

>>297703
Lurk more. The Rabbits arnt nearly as violent as the SDM people. The Rabbits dont consider you food either.

Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:44 No. 297720 ▼

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>>297709

Which is why she makes Reisen sleep outside in a box?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:44 No. 297721

gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.jpg

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:44 No. 297722

>>297717

We have a dress.
We will become a little girl.
Or be railed in the ass by Rinnosuke

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:45 No. 297727

>>297715

Fuck, you have a point.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:45 No. 297728

Why aren't we wearing any silly hat?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:45 No. 297729

>>297720
That makes her like Sakuya, not Flandre.

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:45 No. 297730

>>297715
Because we can use straightening magic.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:45 No. 297733 ▼

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>>297722

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:46 No. 297735

>>297709
I forgot to mention we would be bondage'd instead of being in a frilly dress. And Tewi's more likely to go Higurashi instanailremover on us than Flandre is.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:46 No. 297736 ▼

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"I still did not forget that you were in my kitchen..."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:46 No. 297737

>>297722
>>And be railed in the ass by Rinnosuke.
Fix'd.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:46 No. 297740

>>297730

Strengthing can only make an object better at what it does.

Are we going to make everyone in Gensokyo more gay than they already are?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:47 No. 297742

>>297740

>straightening magic

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:48 No. 297747

>>297742

I'll go back to being dislexic.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:48 No. 297748

Sakuya will probably be willing to save us if we apologize to her by saying "I'm sorry" five-hundred times before Flan atomizes us.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:49 No. 297755

GM, YOUR TAKING AN AWFULLY LONG TIME. DID WE DIE SO HORRIBLY THAT YOU HAVE TO WRITE 7 POSTS TO DESCRIBE IT?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:49 No. 297757 ▼

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" Eeeh! Straightening magic? You want to learn that? I see.."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:49 No. 297758

>>297748
In less than 2.653 seconds?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:50 No. 297759

>>297755

brb, 7 minutes max

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:50 No. 297760

>>297758
We're the golden boy

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:50 No. 297761

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:50 No. 297762

>>297759
start a new thread then. this one is almost autosaged.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:51 No. 297764

>>297759
>namekian minutes

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:51 No. 297765

>>297748
She feels nothing for you. So far you have pissed her off by infiltrating the mansion. Then the extreme rudness of useing the kitchen with out permission. Nah, you are in a room with the two people right now most likly to kill you in all of Gensokyo.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:51 No. 297766

>>297759

>7 minutes max.

FUUUUUUUCK. Well, who wants to write an epic 500 page novel while he's gone? We could probably write two.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:51 No. 297768

>>297761
TOO FAST

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:52 No. 297772

>>297765
Hence why you have to say it so many times in a span of time where that is basically impossible.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:53 No. 297776

[X] Chant the beginning to "Unlimited Blade Works".

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:54 No. 297782 ▼

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"You can't learn that, because you do not have enough mana.."

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:54 No. 297785

>>297776

We might get off "I am the bone of my sword" before we are sent into the lake.

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:55 No. 297793

>>297782
Then we'll have to do a mana transfer.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:56 No. 297797

>>297785
Them being confused might buy us some time.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:56 No. 297798

>>297793

I don't have the balls to take on Flandre's dragon

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:56 No. 297799

>>297785
YO SOY EL HUESO DE MI ESPADA

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:56 No. 297801

>>297799
Fuck, this always cracks me up.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:57 No. 297802

Autosage just kick in, yo!

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:57 No. 297803 ▼

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>>297785
"You mean this lake?"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:57 No. 297804 ▼

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Nice knowing ya, Anon.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:57 No. 297805

>>297802
>>kicked

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:58 No. 297809

The lake won't let us die here. It has claimed us, we belong to it.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:59 No. 297815

GM, PLEASE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US OFF, AT LEAST LET US CHANT UBW. BEST DEATH EVER, RIVALED ONLY BY PAD END.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 22:59 No. 297817

new tread please, autosage kicked in

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:03 No. 297834

>>297828
Flan: "So you want to play with my levi-chen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:04 No. 297841

Personaly I like the idea of becomming Flandre's permanent pet. You get to live an a mansion, learn magic from a very cute magician. Loli all around you. Flan liked the idea of having a servent like Sakuya, if you could some how learn enough magic to stand up to her super human strength or teach her now to break you, it could work.

I wouldnt mind being Mr Dumbass and wear a pink dress if it also ment i could shoot fireballs and fly and possibly get it on with anyone from SDM.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:08 No. 297866

GM is taking so long because he's writing epic death for us.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:08 No. 297871

>>297755
>>297866

Fuck, that must be it.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:10 No. 297878

my guess is pooping/jerking off.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:11 No. 297887

>>297866
or he is trying to find some logical way that you could go from the basement to the lake with out dieing on the way.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:12 No. 297890

>>297866
>>297871
Well, I hope we at least get Unlimited Egg Works or something.
Or we find out that the mysterious voice that we've been hearing has been the spirit of the Lake this whole time.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:12 No. 297891

>>297878

A 20 minute shit? What did he eat? 5 pounds of chewing gum?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:12 No. 297895

Are we dead yet?

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:13 No. 297901

anon died

congratulation, you unlocked the Sikieiki route

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:13 No. 297902

>>297891
He took Lolita to the toilet and is reading it there.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:16 No. 297922

>>297891

30 minutes now. Someone go check on him, make sure he didn't pull an Elvis.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:17 No. 297928

>>297922

And GM died on the toilet.

Anon cried

VN died.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:18 No. 297930

GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE!

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:21 No. 297953

On a similar note, I can't find my little sister...

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:22 No. 297957

GM is taking his time to roleplay as Alice in another thread

>>294379

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:23 No. 297959

>>297953

WE LOST OUR LAST LIFE. SO GM FOUND ALL OUR IP ADDRESSES AND IS NOW GOING TO KILL US FOR REAL. YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE. RUN, ANON.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:23 No. 297961 ▼

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I want to see what happens neeeext

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:24 No. 297973 ▼

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Sorry guys GM won`t show up anymore

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:30 No. 298005

BRB POOPING

And then GM was no more.

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:41 No. 298076

>>297973
good job ;_;

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:46 No. 298116

>>298076
That was Reimu

Anonymous 2008/03/24 (Mon) 23:47 No. 298119

>>298116
Reimu was GMs self insert after all

Anonymous 2008/03/25 (Tue) 00:19 No. 298354

>>297901
Oho, clever.

A Komachi is fine too.

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