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297366
I'm back, Anon. Had a nice weekend off, and hopefully recharged to continue writing WUIG. 5k replies is a bit of a benchmark, no?

Flandre looks at you impassively, tilting her head. You're not sure whether or not she is pleased by your answer. "Am I a "Beautiful Woman"?" She asks, leaning closer, brushing a lock of golden-blonde hair out of her face as she peers intently at you.


[ ] "Yes."

[ ] "No."

[ ] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."

[ ] Remain silent
No. 297368
[x] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297370
Not Touhou-related.
No. 297374
Oh shit.

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297375
>>OP

I ALMOST LOST HOPE

[x] "Yes."
No. 297378
[X] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297380
[X] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."
No. 297381
[x] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."
No. 297384
[x] you're a beautiful girl


welcome back GM, I love you
No. 297372
Welcome back. We missed you so much.

[ ] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."
No. 297386
[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

GM, are you Alice? Please, just let us know.
No. 297388
oh yes. over 9000 genuflects to you, GM.

[x] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."
No. 297391
Welcome home GM, /jp/ missed you
No. 297393
i refuse to believe it's really you
[X] Scream
No. 297394
[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297395
[X] "You're a beautiful girl."
Yes! But GM, next time you leave, just say that you're leaving.
No. 297399
[X] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."
No. 297400
[X] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297401
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297401
>>297386
No. 297404
[x] "You're a beautiful girl."

We have a winner.
No. 297396
[x] "Yes."
No. 297397
[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297406
>>297368
>>297374
>>297378
>>297384
>>297386
>>297394
>>297395

[ ] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297407
[X] "Yes."
No. 297409
>>297395
Beautiful girl won.
No. 297411
>>297368
>>297374
>>297378
>>297384
>>297386
>>297394
>>297397

That's 7. WINNER: [X] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297413
[x] "You're the scariest."
No. 297414
[X] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297416
Thank god you didn't put "You're the scariest" in there.
No. 297418
Hope we get some sort of an sexual encounter with Flandre. In the style she does something she doesn't know and it gives us some sort of plesure/perversion
No. 297419
I was wondering, if a 3D anon wakes up in a "d gensenky, is he now also 2D or did gensenkyo with all it's inhabitants become 3D ?
No. 297424
[X] "You're a beautiful girl."

Do want to survive.
No. 297426
>>297419

We are all in 4D.
No. 297427
Say the truth:

[X] "No."
No. 297428
>>297419
since he enters 2d he becomes 2d
No. 297420
Anon, if we want a Flan route, we need to make her see us as important, like Marisa. Flattery, like with Patchy, will get us nowhere.
No. 297422
[ ] "Yes."
No. 297430
>>297420
We are not trying to get her route. We are trying to not die.
No. 297432
>>297420
Right now we just want to stay alive.
No. 297433
>>297420

Anons don't care about a Flandre route outside of managing to get her to say "Onii-chan!".

They care about getting out alive.
No. 297434
F5ing like the motherfucking fist of the north star
No. 297438
>>297420
She asked if we though she was a beautiful _woman_. We answered she was a beautiful _girl_. We obviously don't want the flan route.
No. 297440
>>297420
No, personally I think we shouldn't aim for EVERY TOUHOU CHARACTER that we encounter. Especially that psycho Flanders
No. 297429
>>297420
We have to wait for the perfect moment to unravel our manliness
No. 297443
>>297438
With good luck she asks why we didn't say she was a woman. We can answer "Because you don't wear pads"
No. 297441
>>297427
And I thought you like little girls.
No. 297446
>>297441
little BROWN girls
No. 297447
We're dead.
No. 297448
>>297427

Enjoy being killed
No. 297449
>>297443

IF SHE DOES, ANON, YOU BETTER FUCKING VOTE THIS, EVEN IF IT ISN'T A CHOICE.
No. 297451
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297451
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the mansion...
No. 297453
>>297440


don't you know what happens when we try a harem route ?

the lake, this is what happens
No. 297452
>>297441
Why would I like a bloodsucking vampire that thinks Christmas lights are a good fashion statement?
No. 297459
WHEN DO WE GET TO FUCK MOKOU
No. 297463
>>297449
And then Sakuya kills us.
No. 297464
>>297453
You chose Harem Route.

Choose your poison:

[ ] MAKOTO END

[ ] LAKE END
No. 297465
>>297459
After we fuck Keine.
No. 297467
I want to see GM's skill at sex scenes. I hope he doesn't have Nasu syndrome, where he is a great writer up until pantsu get taken off.
No. 297468
>>297464
[X] Lake end
No. 297469
>>297464
Makoto
At least then, someone might miss us and feel bad.
No. 297466
>>297463

She wouldn't do that, She's a wonderful woman!
No. 297471
>>297469
Keine will miss us?
No. 297473
[X] "You've got a different sort of charm, Flandre."

Answering that she is a girl rather then a woman as she asked will most likly lead to a teddy bear like situation, just with less fluff and more mangled flesh.
No. 297474
>>297471
Sure.
No. 297475
>>297473
it's too late to point that out
No. 297476
>>297473

Too bad, the choice is locked in.
Anon's final continue dies here.
No. 297477
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297477
"Girl?" Her face becomes utterly bland, and her hand goes out in less than a second to grab you by the neck of the dress. "You know, I'm 495 years old." She says, and lifts you up near effortlessly; it feels like she's choking you. "Sister gives me a birthday party every year. There's candy at it, you know." The vampire drops you right into your seat, and you gasp, feeling at your throat. You couldn't breathe for a second there. "You know, I think I might be getting ti-"

"Mistress Flandre... Your request." Came a slightly amused voice from the stairs, bringing down two small platters with what appears to be a single dish-
Fried eggs. Huh. Maybe it's a subtle reminder that she didn't forget.

"Oh? YAAAY!" Flandre seems to forget about you, jumping over to grab both plates. Sakuya is looking over at you amusedly with a raised eyebrow at your current attire.


[ ] "Hello!"

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hiya Sakuya!"

[ ] "Hey, Flandre, I get a plate too, right?"
No. 297478
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297478
Posting "she's a wonderful woman" in a wonderful woman thread.
No. 297479
>>297473

Then we must answer after this "And we like little girls better than women", because it's true.
No. 297481
[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"
No. 297483
[X] "Hiya Sakuya!"
No. 297484
[x] Remain silent
No. 297482
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297482
The next choosing path thing better have a "Sing Don't Stop Me Now" option.
No. 297485
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297487
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297491
Fuck. We forgot her age ;_;
[ ] Remain silent
No. 297492
[X] Remain silent

It might be best to shut up, now.
No. 297493
>>297477
Goddamnit eggs...

[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297494
[x]remain silent
No. 297495
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297489
[ ] Remain silent
No. 297497
>>OP

[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
Smarmy Sakuya comment here we come
No. 297498
[X] Remain silent.
Saying something to Sakuya now wouldn't do any good.
No. 297499
[ ] Remain silent
No. 297500
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297502
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297503
[X] Scream "PADS"
No. 297504
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

Be very careful here guys. We don't want to die.
No. 297506
>>297485
>>297487
>>297493
>>297495
>>297496
>>297497
>>297500

WINNER: [X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297496
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297508
[X] Remain silent
No. 297509
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."


>>297491
You have kept the beauty of youth
No. 297510
Hmmm
It was neck and neck, but it looks like remain silent won the first to seven, but greeting Sakuya seems to be the popular vote.
No. 297512
2 girls who, at this moment, seem intent on killing us are in the same room. Choose your BAD END, anon.
No. 297514
[x] "You're a beautiful girl."
No. 297515
[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"
No. 297516
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297517
Sooo, was off from Friday onwards. What did I miss? I see we're still not back to Keine.
No. 297519
>>297517
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
No. 297521
>>297510

Fuck, your right, I miscounted. 1 second.
No. 297522
What's with the cholesterol bombs in SDM? Everyone eats eggs for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack time.
No. 297523
>>297517

Nothing.
GM left us blue balled over the weekend.
No. 297518
[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"
No. 297524
>>297522
If this continues, there will be soon a change of menu.
No. 297525
>>297522
No, that was Anon induced eggery.
No. 297527
>>297522

blood omelettes and entrail burgers
No. 297528
>>297481 here

I'd like to change that to
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
To Usurp
>>297499
If possible.
No. 297531
>>297521

CORRECTION:

>>297484
>>297489
>>297491
>>297492
>>297494
>>297498
>>297499

WINNER: [X] Remain Silent

Fuck, look at the difference between
No. 297533
>>297522

I would love some tasty beef-chickeny eggs
No. 297530
I told you fuckers not to call her a Child. She is INSANE, she acts like a child but she is as sharp as a knife.
No. 297539
>>297531

1 post difference... if we die because of a 1 post difference...
No. 297540
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297542
[x] Greetings, miss Sakuya
No. 297543
i still want to sex flan
gogogo anon
No. 297544
>>297533
>tasty beef-chickeny eggs
>Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE

You asshole.
No. 297545
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297545
Why is it that eggs are so common in Gensokyo, yet you never see any chickens?

OH.
No. 297546
>>297543

If any sex is going to occur, it's going to be Flan raping the remnants our dead body. At least, for now.
No. 297547
>>297543
what happens in sdm cellar
stays in sdm cellar
china & keine will never know
No. 297550
>>297547
Until Sakuya tells them.
No. 297554
>>297546

don't worry

anon is immune to any cause of death other than big bodies of water
No. 297555
>>297543
I dont know, Flan is crazy. And from what i know about Insane hermits that have dead bodys lying under their beds. I dont think her hygiene would be all that great. Plus she is a vampire, probly bathes in blood. Bet she smells like a corpse.
No. 297557
>>297554
not as long as we have no silly hat :/
No. 297558
>>297554
Alright, that's our new skill from now on.
No. 297560
>>297557
>>:/

This is a respectable GM thread sir. Please don't do that.
No. 297562
>>297560

>This is a respectable Alice Margatroid thread sir. Please don't do that.
No. 297564
>>297554
>anon is immune to any cause of death other than big bodies of water

And a big body of blood? Our blood?
No. 297566
>>297560
:(
No. 297568
>>297560
do what?
THE GAME
No. 297570
>>297558
So, we're Sonic the Hedgehog now? Except not a furry and we eat eggs and not chili dogs?

AWESOME.
No. 297571
Damnit, guys. We should go back to Cirno, have her wake up Letty, then they both freeze that lake. Anon gains absolute immunity for some time.
No. 297573
>>297560
:D ^^
No. 297572
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297572
You remain silent. Flandre might decide to behead you at any time, you understand, and irritating Sakuya or Flandre may lead to death. A painful, disintegrated death. With knives in whatever atoms remain.

Flandre rushes back over to the table with the eggs, with a happy smile. "Mr. Dumbass, this is Sakuya! Sakuya, this is Mr. Dumbass! Say hello, Mr. Dumbass!"

Sakuya leans back a bit with a smug smirk and waits for your reply, her intense gaze boring into you despite her relaxed position.


[ ] "Hello."

[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hiya Sakuya!"

[ ] "Why do you stuff your chest?"
No. 297575
Hey, Tesla, are you going to post that now? I'm not at home, so I can't post it. Is it done?
No. 297581
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297582
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
NOTTHEPADNOTTHEPADNOTTHEPADOHGODNOTTHEPAD
No. 297583
[x] "Hello."

DON'T MENTION PAD DON'T MENTION PAD DON'T MENTION PAD
No. 297585
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297586
[x] "Hello."
No. 297588
[x] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

THE ONLY WAY OUT
No. 297589
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297590
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297592
>>297572
[x] "Hello."

MUST NOT SAY PAD
No. 297594
>>297572
[x] Hello.
No. 297595
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297596
>>297572

[X] "Why do you stuff your chest?"
No. 297597
[X] "Why do you stuff your chest?"
scnr
No. 297578
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297598
>>297572

[x] "Hiya Sakuya!"

Inb4 death by padding option
No. 297579
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297580
>>297566
>>:(


Sir, Sabotaging these threads is futile. A new one will just be made.
No. 297601
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297602
>>297597
We have no continues left, anon.
No. 297603
>>297572
>>[ ] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

OH SHI-
NO ANON!NOOO
No. 297604
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297605
[ ] "Hello."
No. 297606
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
Oh, and...
>>[ ] "Why do you stuff your chest?"
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
No. 297607
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297608
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297609
>>297578
>>297579
>>297581
>>297582
>>297585
>>297589
>>297590

WINNER: [X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297610
[X] "Hello."
No. 297611
Anon is bound and determined to get us killed via pad.
No. 297612
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

It was very hard to resist asking about pads.
No. 297599
>>297571
Well enjoy your broken bones and possibly skull being dropped to the surface of a frozen lake!
No. 297615
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

We have a winner
Anon survives
No. 297616
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
its the most polite sounding option on there.
No. 297617
>>297609
shit, just noticed she said we should say "hello". We're dead.
No. 297618
>>297609

Whew, I expected

[X] "Why do you stuff your chest?"

to win by a landslide.
No. 297620
[X]Hello Mr. Dumbass

Better do what she says!
No. 297621
This thread fills me with great you. Thank you anon.
No. 297622
Well, we're fucked.

She told us to say "Hello." Nothing else.
No. 297613
GM is always trying to kill Anon ;_;
No. 297614
>>297578
>>297579
>>297581
>>297582
>>297585
>>297589
>>297590
WE'RE SAFE
No. 297625
Dammit. Anon escaped the PAD end.
No. 297627
>>297617

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
No. 297631
But then again, should we call Sakuya Miss after just calling Flan a child? OHH SO CLOSE TO DEATH AND SO CLOSE TO LEARNING MAGIC HOW CAN WE ESCAPE!
No. 297634
>>297617
FUCK
No. 297635
We gave our courage to survive.

Sometimes the blades of our swords get dull, but we can always sharpen them later
No. 297633
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297633
No. 297636
Nah, it'll be fine. Politeness is appreciated in SDM.
No. 297638
>>297617
>>297627

THIS IS WHY YOU READ. Oh well, I don't think Flandre is going to overreact to a greeting.
No. 297639
phew....eventhough I'd love to see the reaction, not worth using the last continue for this
No. 297637
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297637
>>297617
No. 297642
>>297622
OH FU-
No. 297643
>>Oh well, I don't think Flandre is going to overreact to a greeting.

Mr. Bear didn't think Flandre would overreact, either.

You remember what happened to Mr. Bear, don't you?
No. 297645
[x] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
Stay polite now...
No. 297646
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297646
>>297618
/jp/ realized it was ronery without GM and the Lake.
No. 297648
[x] "Hello."
No. 297650
>>297617
...
oh god
No. 297651
>>297643
Seriously, stop it with the bear. The bear never existed. Flandre agrees, don't bother her about it.
No. 297649
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297649
>>297645

slowpoke.jpg, and a dead slowpoke at that.
No. 297653
>>297645
No Anon... It's too late.
No. 297656
>>297639
Continues? We wasted our last one committing suicide. Any death now and we'll be starting back at our last Save Point providing dieing doesn't erase them.
No. 297659
>>297643
Mr. Bear was erased for being an inanimate object.
No. 297669
[X] Pull out penis and say "Hello, ladies."
No. 297670
>>297651
No, the bear did exist. Are you retarded or somethi-

Oh wait, I see what you did there.
No. 297673
I'm still waiting for my WHO DO YOU THINK I AM option
No. 297674
>>297669

...

GOOD END?
No. 297677
>>297668
>Welcome back, GM. We missed you. Now you may kill us. Again.
Fix'd
No. 297668
Welcome back, GM. We missed you.
No. 297680
[ ] "Hello."
No. 297684
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297684
Damnit, guys, we should have gone Reisen route while we had the chance.
No. 297686
>>297669
>>297674

Sakuya and Flan have never been with a man before, I'm pretty sure. Unless Sakuya got some MANservice from the manliest shopkeeper in all of Gensokyo.
No. 297687
>>297684
boring bunnie-girls are boring
No. 297691
>>297686

On the upside, Flandre might not midn since we're calling her a lady now.
No. 297692
>>297684
no we're going to get China out of SDM
No. 297695
>>297686
Every girl gets MANservice.
No. 297696
>>297686
The first one regularly picks up some people remains from the human village to feed the second.

There should have been some men in these remains.
No. 297697
>>297686
If memory serves, Remilia (and therefore Sakuya) is Rinnosuke's favorite customer.

Probably has to do with the fact that they actually pay.
No. 297698
>>297686
yeah, im pretty sure that everyone in the SDM is a lesbion. I think we should learn magic and GTFO.
No. 297701
I'm mashing F5 and hoping there are lots of options at the bottom of GM's posts. More [ ] boxes is always a good thing.
No. 297702
>>297684
we need to become CHO-ANON
No. 297703
>>297684
It would be the same the events happening now, except switch Flandre with Tewi and the useless fairy maids with the not useless rabbit army.
No. 297706
>>297686
everyone is gay in gensokyo.jpg
No. 297707
GM seems to have recalibrated his slowpoke.exe. He's managing a reply roughly every 14 minutes.
No. 297709
>>297703
But Tewi's a nice girl so yeah
No. 297715
>>297706

ThenWhyAreWeEvenTrying.jpg
No. 297719
>>297703
Lurk more. The Rabbits arnt nearly as violent as the SDM people. The Rabbits dont consider you food either.
No. 297721
gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.jpg
No. 297722
>>297717

We have a dress.
We will become a little girl.
Or be railed in the ass by Rinnosuke
No. 297720
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297720
>>297709

Which is why she makes Reisen sleep outside in a box?
No. 297717
>>297709
someone show him tewikickrinnosukeinthenuts.png
No. 297727
>>297715

Fuck, you have a point.
No. 297728
Why aren't we wearing any silly hat?
No. 297729
>>297720
That makes her like Sakuya, not Flandre.
No. 297730
>>297715
Because we can use straightening magic.
No. 297733
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297733
>>297722
No. 297735
>>297709
I forgot to mention we would be bondage'd instead of being in a frilly dress. And Tewi's more likely to go Higurashi instanailremover on us than Flandre is.
No. 297736
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297736
"I still did not forget that you were in my kitchen..."
No. 297737
>>297722
>>And be railed in the ass by Rinnosuke.
Fix'd.
No. 297740
>>297730

Strengthing can only make an object better at what it does.

Are we going to make everyone in Gensokyo more gay than they already are?
No. 297742
>>297740

>straightening magic
No. 297748
Sakuya will probably be willing to save us if we apologize to her by saying "I'm sorry" five-hundred times before Flan atomizes us.
No. 297747
>>297742

I'll go back to being dislexic.
No. 297755
GM, YOUR TAKING AN AWFULLY LONG TIME. DID WE DIE SO HORRIBLY THAT YOU HAVE TO WRITE 7 POSTS TO DESCRIBE IT?
No. 297757
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297757
" Eeeh! Straightening magic? You want to learn that? I see.."
No. 297758
>>297748
In less than 2.653 seconds?
No. 297760
>>297758
We're the golden boy
No. 297761
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
No. 297759
>>297755

brb, 7 minutes max
No. 297762
>>297759
start a new thread then. this one is almost autosaged.
No. 297764
>>297759
>namekian minutes
No. 297765
>>297748
She feels nothing for you. So far you have pissed her off by infiltrating the mansion. Then the extreme rudness of useing the kitchen with out permission. Nah, you are in a room with the two people right now most likly to kill you in all of Gensokyo.
No. 297766
>>297759

>7 minutes max.

FUUUUUUUCK. Well, who wants to write an epic 500 page novel while he's gone? We could probably write two.
No. 297768
>>297761
TOO FAST
No. 297772
>>297765
Hence why you have to say it so many times in a span of time where that is basically impossible.
No. 297776
[X] Chant the beginning to "Unlimited Blade Works".
No. 297782
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297782
"You can't learn that, because you do not have enough mana.."
No. 297785
>>297776

We might get off "I am the bone of my sword" before we are sent into the lake.
No. 297793
>>297782
Then we'll have to do a mana transfer.
No. 297797
>>297785
Them being confused might buy us some time.
No. 297798
>>297793

I don't have the balls to take on Flandre's dragon
No. 297799
>>297785
YO SOY EL HUESO DE MI ESPADA
No. 297801
>>297799
Fuck, this always cracks me up.
No. 297802
Autosage just kick in, yo!
No. 297803
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297803
>>297785
"You mean this lake?"
No. 297805
>>297802
>>kicked
No. 297804
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297804
Nice knowing ya, Anon.
No. 297809
The lake won't let us die here. It has claimed us, we belong to it.
No. 297815
GM, PLEASE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US OFF, AT LEAST LET US CHANT UBW. BEST DEATH EVER, RIVALED ONLY BY PAD END.
No. 297817
new tread please, autosage kicked in
No. 297834
>>297828
Flan: "So you want to play with my levi-chen?"
No. 297841
Personaly I like the idea of becomming Flandre's permanent pet. You get to live an a mansion, learn magic from a very cute magician. Loli all around you. Flan liked the idea of having a servent like Sakuya, if you could some how learn enough magic to stand up to her super human strength or teach her now to break you, it could work.

I wouldnt mind being Mr Dumbass and wear a pink dress if it also ment i could shoot fireballs and fly and possibly get it on with anyone from SDM.
No. 297866
GM is taking so long because he's writing epic death for us.
No. 297871
>>297755
>>297866

Fuck, that must be it.
No. 297878
my guess is pooping/jerking off.
No. 297887
>>297866
or he is trying to find some logical way that you could go from the basement to the lake with out dieing on the way.
No. 297890
>>297866
>>297871
Well, I hope we at least get Unlimited Egg Works or something.
Or we find out that the mysterious voice that we've been hearing has been the spirit of the Lake this whole time.
No. 297891
>>297878

A 20 minute shit? What did he eat? 5 pounds of chewing gum?
No. 297895
Are we dead yet?
No. 297901
anon died


congratulation, you unlocked the Sikieiki route
No. 297902
>>297891
He took Lolita to the toilet and is reading it there.
No. 297922
>>297891

30 minutes now. Someone go check on him, make sure he didn't pull an Elvis.
No. 297928
>>297922

And GM died on the toilet.

Anon cried

VN died.
No. 297930
GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE!
No. 297953
On a similar note, I can't find my little sister...
No. 297957
GM is taking his time to roleplay as Alice in another thread

>>294379
No. 297959
>>297953

WE LOST OUR LAST LIFE. SO GM FOUND ALL OUR IP ADDRESSES AND IS NOW GOING TO KILL US FOR REAL. YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE. RUN, ANON.
No. 297961
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297961
I want to see what happens neeeext
No. 297973
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297973
Sorry guys GM won`t show up anymore
No. 298005
BRB POOPING

And then GM was no more.
No. 298076
>>297973
good job ;_;
No. 298116
>>298076
That was Reimu
No. 298119
>>298116
Reimu was GMs self insert after all
No. 298354
>>297901
Oho, clever.

A Komachi is fine too.

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