Sorry, anon. I was harrassed by real life, and then I was lake'd. It came after me because I revealed it's true intentions: To force you to develop companion cube syndrome.
"Ooh! That's a great idea, Mr. Dumbass!" Flandre exclaims, looking at you with a toothy smile. "I'll be right back. Don't move an inch. REALLY." There is a deathly tone to her last word as she flounces up and knocks on the door, out of sight.
>"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"
"SAKUYAAAA!" Comes the loud yell from the little vampire as you remain utterly still, fearing for your currently intact body and prefering that it stay that way. You hear the door open.
"Yes, Miss Flandre-?" You hear the maid begin, only to be cut off by the younger Scarlet sister.
"I want food for my toy!" She complained. "Get some!" And with that, she returns back with a flounce, not allowing the maid a reply. "See! What a good idea!" She looks at you. "Mr. Dumbass, what do you think of Sakuyaaa?" She asks, leaning forward childishly.
Am I the only one hoping Sakuya turns out to be a huge tsundere? She is openly hostile at first, but gradually she will find herself helping us more and more, purely out of "pity" and because we are so pathetic, wand stating as much along with how it's NOT because she actually gives two shits about us and we could all die in the lake for all she cared.
DAY 1 Start: Woke up and got lost DAY 1 END: I'll sleep in this cold bamboo forest Day 2 Start: Keines house Day 2 End: I'll sleep in this cold cirno's arms Day 3 Start: Keines house Day 3 currently: Night with flandre
>>271472 She most likely already visited the mansion for the day before we arrived. The whole reason we had to play Hide and Seek with Flan was because she had already played danmaku that day, remember?
>Eggs are sometimes categorized as dairy, defining dairy as "food that is produced by animals (other than meat)" rather than as milk specifically. For example, the Open Directory Project at one point listed cooking eggs as a subcategory of cooking dairy products. Defining dairy as limited to milk products, however, is more common.
>>271556 We meet him and have an inexplicable dislike for him. As the more we meet, the more it seems that we are so very similar. And then we start to have dreams about war torn hills filled with eggs.
>>271585 I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET EGGS ARE MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD I HAVE DROWNED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES UNKNOWN TO GOOD ENDS NOR KNOWN TO H-SCENES HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO COOK MANY EGGS YET THESE ARMS HAVE NEVER HELD ANYONE SO AS I PRAY, "UNLIMITED EGG WORKS"
Anon would be right if we were talking about a regular loli without super human strength and the power to annihilate you at will. However, Flandre is 495 years old and still acts like a child and like a child she's selfish and has tantrums when things don't go her way... only unlike a child she can crush you in her arms and vaporise you on a whim.
So yeah, depends on how you look at it. Children with adult strength are monsters.