Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 20, Day 3 Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:51 No. 4,000+ replies and 20 threads, Anon. Thank you /jp/sies. But praytell...
Why the hell am I so popular. I have no idea, yet coming on here earlier, I see no less than 2 lake threads on the front page. You fools! This is what the lake wants you to do! Stop obeying it's siren-like lure! Onwards, anon, onwards...
Your cheerful smile and request for her is ignored as she kneels next to you from where you sit on the ground after the rude drop. "My day was fine, sir, but please, nothing is broken, right?" As she runs her fingers over your arms and back, you can't help but notice they are oddly soft; you would have expected more calluses from hard work as the concerned gatekeeper proceeds to look you over.
[ ] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."
[ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
[ ] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
[ ] "Meiling, I have to go back..." Stand up and pull away
[ ] Rush back inside without another word
[ ] Try to kiss her
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
NO KISSU
NO YET
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [X] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
DO IT FAGGOTS! MORE TOUCHING!
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. [X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
vvav 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [x] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."
Wasn't there a negative response to a hug? And now you're gonna rush in for a kiss????
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. >[ ] "Honestly, I am fine, China; Don't worry."
>[ ] "Thank you for your concern, China."
>[ ] "China, I have to go back..." Stand up and pull away
Corrected.
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
KISS THE BOOBOO AWAY! ;_;
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. no lake option?
[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
CHINA KISSING STOP
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. [x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. [x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
STOP TRYING TO RUIN IT YOU FOOLS!
It is too early for kiss!
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. [x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. Don't kiss her at this point, you know what happened when we hugged her last time! China isn't so familiar with us yet.
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. [x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. [X] Try to rape her
it's ok if she touched me first, right?
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. [ ] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
FM !5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. [X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
fuck yeah tender loving
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:57 No. [x] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:57 No. [X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:58 No. [x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:59 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:59 No. >calluses from hard work
She doesn't even do anything
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:00 No. won't she give us some tips on how to survive flan?
[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:01 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:01 No. [X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:02 No. oh hello there GM
[x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:05 No. [X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:06 No. You stupid fuckers had better not mess up our conquest of China again.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:07 No. [x] "Hey, wanna see stars?"
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:07 No. Why would you even dare picking the kiss option. She barely even knows us
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:07 No. [x] Why are you so mean to Tibet?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:09 No. "Oh, I was just- I would not be a very good guard if I could not protect the mistress' guest from an ice fairy, would I?" Meiling blushed and averted her blue eyes, standing tall. She ran her fingers gently through her striking red hair nervously. "You should probably head back inside, Sir. The mistress' sister might wake up soon." She ushers you to the mansion doors. "You... Will visit again, right?"
[ ] "Of course! I don't plan to stay forever."
[ ] Nod, go inside wordlessly
[ ] "I promise, Meiling."
[ ] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"
[ ] Ignore her, go inside
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [ ] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [X] "Of course! I don't plan to stay forever."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
FM !5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
GOTTA TAP THAT CHINA
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [X] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"
worry about us, china
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [ ] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [ ] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
GOGOGOGOGO
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
PROMISEMIND!
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:12 No. I think we're about to go inside while ignoring her
EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:12 No. [X] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"
This option is a sure fire way of asking for an imminent demise, thus, picked.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:12 No. Anonymous, remember. Do not take unnecessary risks, do not lie, and do not betray the pure heart of China, not even for a harem.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. [X] "What was your name again?"
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. [x] Ignore her, go inside
FUCK YEAH
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. WE HAVE ONE CONTINUE
THAT MEANS WE MUST GIVE IT OUR ALL
I say we fuck the lake.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Wait, is it first choice to reach 7?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. [ ] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:14 No. Where can I read the previous threads?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:15 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:16 No. Deredere China makes me feel warm inside.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SAKUYA-SAN
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. patchouli needs to teach us some water magic
turn our greates foe in our greatest weapon
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. Fuck, class in twenty-five minutes.
Gensokyo Man, もう一度ください!
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:19 No. [X] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:20 No. [x] "I promise, Meiling."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:23 No. "... Alright." There is a small, pleasant smile on her flushed face as she backs away. "See you tomorrow, sir." The doors close behind you softly, and once more you are in the dark, decadent mansion. Hey, did China just ask you out?
[ ] Go to the library
[ ] Search for Sakuya
[ ] Go sleep in the guest bedrooms
[ ] Visit Remilia in her study
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. [X] Visit Remilia in her study
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. [x] Search for Sakuya
Sakuya-san~
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. [X] Go to the library
FOLLOW THE HINT. FOLLOW THE GODDAMN HINT.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. [ ] Visit Remilia in her study
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. [ ] Go sleep in the guest bedrooms
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. [ x] Visit Remilia in her study
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. Gensokyo Man, try to quote the winning choice since it gets confusing if you don't do it.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. [X] Go to the library
Now that we've got a date, we need some sort of protection from BAD ENDS from patchi
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. [ ] Go to the library
Remember anon:
>"This time? Don't walk away from her. Tomorrow, maybe you'll have a chance. I reccomend you visit Patchouli later." You hear a voice whisper in your ear, as it seems that time warps around you, and you head back through the darkness...
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. [x] Go to the library
HINT, MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU KNOW IT
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. [X] Search for Sakuya
Better befriend her
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. [ ] Go sleep in the guest bedrooms
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. MY PENIS YEARNS FOR SAKUYA
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. this story needs more zombie. Reimu could come and blow the whole thing up at any moment.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. Fuck Yeah ANons gonna learn himself some spells
FM !5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:27 No. [X] Go to the library
lets hope we wont get attacked by that little bitch again.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. I'm still hoping that Cirno stopped back at Keine's place and let it slip that we decided to spend our night here.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:29 No. Don't forget to add a "SPRING HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES" somewhere. It IS the first day of spring after all.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:30 No. Go to the Library.
Faggots.
Hell yes for possible China Route!
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:30 No. [X] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"
JESUS FUCK, THE LAKE CAN FLY. WE'RE DOOMED.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:31 No. So, we wasted a Continue to open the China Route back up, just so we could drop it for the Patchy Route?
God damnit, Anonymous.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. Guys, is Gensokyo Man on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
If not, why the fuck not?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. [X] Go to the library
PATCHY
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. [x] Get through the random GAP that opened behind you
Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. [X] Go to the library
we have the flags for the China route which we fucked up before, we're not abandoning it for the patchy route, but we need to win over all the inhabitants of SDM inorder to get any of them, one would think.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:36 No. Get some fire magic, enough to heat the lake water and actually survive inside
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:37 No. Or wind magic so we can FLY.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:40 No. JUST BECOME THE FUCKING YUUJI. He did it, why can't you?!
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. If we try to overextend ourselves, we'll end up lonely or laked.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. How are the choices selected again?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:47 No. [X] Go to the library
We need to learn something other than "Cook Eggs" and "Drown in Lake".
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:48 No. Also Mokou has a burning phoenix dick so yeah
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. When is Flandre going to wake up?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. [ ] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Bitch, im a guest.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [x] "Hello!"
Better than what happened last time, hopefully?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [ ] "Hello!"
Same reply, different outcome
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. [X] "Take me to your leader."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
Apparently "Hello" to her means "Please try to rape me with magic bullets." That bitch.
FM !5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. [X] "Take me to Patchouli."
maybe add a PLEASE?
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. Ugh.
Girls we've Encountered (Who Matter, meaning we've actually communicated):
Cirno
China
Keine
Mokou
Eirin
Rabbit-Bitch
Patchouli (...)
Flandre
Remelia
Sakuya
Girls who we have a chance for a relationship with:
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. Autosage just kick in, yo!
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. Uh oh Meiling I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. [x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. auto-sage just kicked in yo
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:55 No. [ ] "Hello!"
It worked so well last time!
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:56 No. Girls who we have a chance for a relationship with:
China
Keine
Girls who like us platonically (SP?):
Cirno
Flandre (? ...)
Girls who Tolorate us:
Remilia
Mokou
Eirin (She didn't kill us)
Girls who haet us:
Sakuya
Reisen
Fix'd
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:58 No. [X] "Hello!"
Maybe this time we can skip fireball launching part.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:59 No. [x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:59 No. [x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:00 No. [ ] "Could you take me to see Patchouli?"
I mean, Anon isn't that rude, is he?
REbbencs !dR7WV1bjfM 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:07 No. [x] "Could you take me to see Patchouli?"
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:10 No. >>I mean, Anon isn't that rude, is he?
Well, we DID already tried to run out on Keine after she was taking care of us, force our way into both the SDM and Eintei uninvited, and used Sakuya's kitchen without her permission, and have twice now walked away from two sweet girls who have only cared for our well-being like the schizophrenic assholes we are.
So, yeah. We are.
Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:27 No. I bet she will be glaring daggers at us the whole time we talk to Patchouli