Waking up in Gensokyo
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:03
No. 226131
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While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:04
No. 226140
I seduce the lonely puppeteer
roll 1d20?
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:05
No. 226151
Get lost in the Forest of Magic so I can live with Alice.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:05
No. 226153
Try to find a place to live until I can support myself.
Preferably with Reimu or Alice.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:06
No. 226158
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Rape the rabbits
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:06
No. 226160
Ignoring Alice's fanon desparation, as I see it, the easiest Touhou character to rape would be Akyu.
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:06
No. 226165
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>>226155Now it's time for you to be surprised Anon!
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:07
No. 226168
☑ HELP ME, EIRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:07
No. 226172
die a miserable death. maybe get that immortality potion.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:08
No. 226187
Do what I usually do, find the drunk chick (this one is obvious) get her
to give me booze, get drunk and act greasy. Repeat until woman sleeps
with you.
It's worked fine over here, and I belive it would work over there as well.
FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:10
No. 226201
The memory of Akyus rape would be embedded in her family line forever :(
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:11
No. 226214
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>>226151You
wander through the underbrush of the forest, and evening approaches.
You are most assuredly lost, without any hope at all of getting out by
now, and you still have not found the puppeteer. You hear giggles and
rustling in the bushes as you press forward, and the sun begins to set.
The fairies are lurking nearby, waiting for your attention to drop.
There is no sign of any habitation otherwise, but you're sure less
pleasant youkai will begin to stalk around as soon as those precious
rays of light leave.
[ ] Continue wandering
[ ] Attempt to flee the forest
[ ] Scream
[ ] Try to find the fairies instead
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14
No. 226230
You arrived in the mythical Gensokyo 3 years ago and have been living
in the human village since then. You worked as a carpenter and spent
most of the time doing repairs to any structures damaged by youkai (and
Marisa) in the countryside.
One day you were rebuilding part of
the Hakurei Shrine that simply failed due to old age. The shrine's miko
Reimu lavished you with tea and freshly baked biscuits, because she
enjoyed the work you were doing for her for free. She watched your
sweaty, shirtless, muscled body glisten in the hot sun with her mouth
open in lust. When you noticed Reimu staring at you, Reimu quickly
averted her eyes and blushed deeply. It was during the moments, when she
was looking away from you in embarrassment, you admired the snow white,
voluptuous side boobage this miko was known for among the human males
back in the human village. Reimu rarely visited the human village, but
when she did visit, males all over the village would flock to her in an
attempt to see her side boobage but come away disappointed, as Reimu
would always wear her sarashi when not at the shrine. It was the sight
of such godly side boobage that became your payment, and why you were
always willing to do repairs to the shrine when Reimu came calling.
Well, you did liked Reimu herself too.
As you were driving nails
into a new 2x4, you heard an angelic voice call out Reimu's name causing
you to turn in the direction of the voice. What you saw was a woman of
such great beauty you instantly considered Reimu's side boobage
mediocre. The wind was blowing the woman's dress against the front of
her body revealing every curvature of her legs and abdomen which must
have been carved by FSM himself. It was as if the very light rays of the
sun itself emanated from her head. And her sapphire eyes were bluer
than the sky on the clearest day.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14
No. 226231
Seek out Keine, and pray to one of Gensokyo's many deities that she understands English.
Befriend
Keine (should she understand English, if not, find someone who does,
gonna need someone to teach you Japanese, as they all speak it).
Use befriended Keine to befriend Mokou.
Use befriended Mokou to obtain Hourai Elixir.
Live out the rest of my very long (and probably very painful) life with Touhou of choice.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14
No. 226233
"Hi, Alice," Reimu cheerfully replied, as she waved her hand in greeting.
After
the usual greetings were over, Reimu pulled Alice over to you and asked
you if you've met Alice before, and you replied that you've never met
nor seen Alice before. Reimu replied it's probably because Alice rarely
left her home in the Forest of Magic. Alice cheerfully greeted you by
extending her hand, and you kissed her hand. Reimu's cheery eyes
narrowed in jealously. You've never kissed Reimu's hand when you greeted
her.
After explaining the repairs you were working on to Alice, Reimu and Alice went inside the shrine for the rest of the day.
The
sun was setting and you finally completed the repair work to the
shrine, when Alice appeared next to you as you were putting your tools
away.
"Could you come by my house and fix my front door?" Alice
asked in a sweet but shy voice. "My friend keeps knocking the door out
of its sockets."
Alice blushed deeply, as you quickly and happily blurted out "Sure!"
You no longer cared about the musty smelling miko anymore. You just wanted to be with this woman, this goddess.
Alice
displayed a dazzling smile as she handed you a piece of paper
containing directions to her house and quickly left leaving behind an
intoxicating scent of heaven itself.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14
No. 226235
You arrived at Alice's house the next day, nevermind you had uncompleted
work at a teacher's house that had been delayed by the repair job at
the shrine. Upon entering Alice's house, you were shocked to see so many
dolls, you first thought they were fairies, flying and buzzing around
the inside of the house. Alice explained that every doll had a specific
job to do, though none had an ability to do carpentry. The dolls
movement were also limited to the house only, so none of the dolls would
get lost.
You repaired the front door by upgrading the door
frame with a stronger frame and finally a heavier door in hopes that
Alice's friend, Marisa, would have a harder time damaging the door.
As
you finished putting away your tools, Alice surprised you when she
kissed you fiercely on the lips, and you eagerly returned the kiss.
Love-making occurred immediately, and in the morning you woke up in
Alice's bed naked with Alice, also naked, sleeping soundly next to you.
Alice's head was resting on your chest.
A few months later as a
crying, though very happy Marisa, announced you and Alice as husband and
wife, Reimu, with tears streaming down her face, screamed that your
were an idiot and stormed out of the chapel in anger. You didn't care
what the damn miko said, because you married the greatest woman in all
of Gensokyo if not the entire world.
Before marrying Alice, she
explained that she was incapable of having children due to her womb
having been damaged by disease when she was a little kid. It didn't
matter to you if Alice couldn't bare your children, since all you cared
about was being with Alice herself. And Alice was all you wanted.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:15
No. 226239
The decades passed and now you were nearing 70 years old. Alice, being a
youkai had remained as youthful looking as the day you met her, and her
love for you never wavered, even when you lost both legs to a
mysterious accident with a runaway saw blade at the Hakurei Shrine,
making you dependent on Alice for mobility.
Despite being
healthy, you became bedridden from a mysterious deadly illness shortly
after Reimu, now an old, bitter, unmarried hag who still resented you
for marrying Alice, visited Alice and you unannounced. Alice retrieved
Eirin, the best doctor in Gensokyo, to check you, but even Eirin was
puzzled by your sickness and was unable to provide any help.
One
sunny day in your sleepy condition, caused by the disease, you were
incapable of thinking fast much less at all. You repeatedly dreamed of
your favorite breakfast: hot chocolate and waffles cooked by Alice
wearing only an apron and nothing else, which always led to an hour of
love-making on the dining room table.
You never noticed Alice staring at you from the doorway with a peculiar look on her face.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:15
No. 226241
What felt to you as a few hours or perhaps several days had passed, you
really had no idea in your condition, you suddenly felt perfectly fine.
In fact, you felt as if you never had been sick. You opened your eyes
and saw the familiar surroundings of Alice's workroom, where she built
her dolls.
Why were you inside Alice's workroom? Why did the
small room, which only had room for one person due to all the boxes and
shelves being full of various doll parts, appear so huge? When did the
desk, which you were sitting on, become so large? The answer came when
you looked down upon you own body and saw your legs... Legs?! And then
the true horror hit you. Those legs had doll joints. Your hands and arms
had doll joints. You couldn't believe what you were seeing.
Then a cheery Alice entered the workroom and noticed that you were moving, "Time to finish my new doll."
Alice
happily picked you up, and asked herself, "Hmm, what kind of dress
should you wear? It must be practical so it doesn't get caught in the
saw blades."
You attempted to scream only to realize that Alice's dolls are incapable of talking much less show any emotion.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:16
No. 226251
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>>[ ] Try to find the fairies instead
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:17
No. 226264
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>>226219>>226224As
soon as you seem to actively search for them, it is like they have
disappeared. Except for one... And, you unfortunately recognize this
one. I'll give you hint; There's a frozen frog in the little pond next
to her that she is watching with a look of childish amusement. What do
you do?
[ ] Attempt to approach Cirno
[ ] Scream
[ ] Run Away
[ ] Attack
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:18
No. 226267
Find some hot ass and bang it like no tomorrow!
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:19
No. 226271
no anonymous
YOU are the dolls
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:19
No. 226272
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Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:21
No. 226285
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Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:21
No. 226286
Run like fucking hell, something nasty's going to eat me
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:23
No. 226297
Just out of curiosity, If I would try to get into the scarlet devil mansion, what would be my chances?
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:26
No. 226320
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Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:28
No. 226332
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>>226276"Um.
Hello." Is the best you can manage to blurt out, before her childishly
wide eyes turn to you from the frog in slight surprise, causing the ice
surrounding it to crack and shatter, the unfortunate frog very, very
dead now.
"Oopsie." She says, looking at the shards. "Now look
at what you did, you silly human." She frowns, cutely. However, the
sudden coldness of the air as she approaches you is far, far less cute.
"I think you should be punished, for being so mean as to make me break
my amusement." She reaches out to you, with a such a chilling hand you
can FEEL it, and she hasn't even touched you.
[ ] Run Away
[ ] "Sorry! I had to talk to such a pretty fairy! Uh, uh..."
[ ] Scream
[ ] "Get back, cold bitch!" Promptly pick up a convient, hefty nearby branch and hit her with it. She's smaller than you.
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:29
No. 226335
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Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:30
No. 226342
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>>While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:32
No. 226359
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>>226241Thats why Marisa married Reimu and not the dolltaku
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:33
No. 226375
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僕Ⅱ!BOKUfQ/bHY 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:35
No. 226389
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Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:38
No. 226410
Yukari can make you taller.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:39
No. 226415
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>>226344Her
hand stops right before touching you. You can't help but feel immensely
relieved that you avoided popsicle-ization. "Oooh?" She asks, her
bright blue eyes looking you levelly, as she hovers just a foot off the
ground to meet your gaze. Although she has stopped, you can still feel
the death bearing finger mere inches away from your chest. "You
reeeaaaally think so?" She asked innocently, using her other finger to
point at herself. She was quite obviously not too bright, just as you
expected from little miss (9).
[ ] "Yes, I really do. I was
looking for such a pretty fairy, who would be smart enough to know where
a blonde dollmaker would be..."
[ ] "Of course! Who could be cuter than you? Would the cutest fairy happen to know the way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion?"
[ ] "Uh-huh. The absolute prettiest in all Gensokyo. Tell me about you?"
[ ] "Yes... And here is a little present." Knock her out with the stick.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:40
No. 226428
Would I also be able to fly and shoot shit?
If yes, stay and have fun.
If no, try to get the fuck out before someone eats me.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:46
No. 226457
[X] "Of course! Who could be cuter than you? Would the cutest fairy happen to know the way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion?"
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:51
No. 226501
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>>226423"Oh!
Meeee?" She flitters away, doing a little pirouette in midair. "Well, I
live near to a lake. It's a really nice lake. I have nice neighbors,
and they say if I help keep bad people away, they'll give me candy! And
they do! I like candy, you know." You're out of danger for now, it
seems. It gets even later; There's definately no way out of the forest
without help, and you can hear several youkai skulking about. However,
you're dressed in a simple t-shirt and jeans. It's really not good cold
weather clothing, since you expected to spend the whole day inside.
Cirno is still chatting animatedly. "... And that's how I defeated that
mean, huge frog! So whatcha think?" She asks, smiling cheerfully at you.
[ ] "Wonderful! But Cirno, I have to go sleep. Humans have to do that. Do you know where a human could sleep?"
[
] You clap. "Wow, that's so amazing! I don't think I could do anything
anywhere near as awesome. Do you think you could introduce me to your
neighbors?"
[ ] "You're so amazing! Wow, I bet you could help me
find this girl I'm looking for, she has blonde hair, her name is Alice
Margatroid."
[ ] "Ooh! You are a very clever and brave fairy."
You nod patronizingly at her. "Can you tell me how to get to the human
village? You're so good, I'm sure you can?"
[ ] Nod, smiling... And grab that damn stick, and whack the little bug out of the sky.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:52
No. 226511
[X] "You're so amazing! Wow, I bet you could help me find this girl I'm
looking for, she has blonde hair, her name is Alice Margatroid."
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:53
No. 226515
So, if one would want to try to befriend Sakuya, would there be any way to do this or would it just get you stabbed?
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:53
No. 226522
[x ] You clap. "Wow, that's so amazing! I don't think I could do
anything anywhere near as awesome. Do you think you could introduce me
to your neighbors?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:00
No. 226569
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>>226511"Umm.
Umm." She frowns, thinking, putting her hands to her little head. "I
think I know her. Buuut..." She shakes it. "I know where lots of other
things are! Like a really nice waterfall, this shrine thingy (the miko
is kinda mean there though!), umm, umm, I know where my neighbors live,
and I know where this other blonde girl lives. That help, nice human?"
She giggles obtusely. Despite her lack of knowledge as to where Alice
is, she knows a some other recognizable locations. Where do you ask her
to take you?
[ ] Reimu's Shrine
[ ] Scarlet Devil Mansion
[ ] Marisa's House
[ ] Ask her if she knows where the human village is.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:03
No. 226602
[X] Scarlet Devil Mansion
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:09
No. 226667
[X] get into craaaazy adventures with Marisa
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:12
No. 226695
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>>226576"Okaaaay!
Follow mee!" She takes off, giving you a start as you hurry after her,
because you are sure that without her around, your chances of survival
are zero to zilch. Hmm. Maybe they still are, considering you're heading
to the SDK. Heading to the Human Village may have been more prudent,
but at least if you'll die, you'll go out with a bang. (Or maybe knives.
Or maybe of bloodloss.) You do manage to keep up with her however, much
to the disappointment of several hungry Youkai. After quite a few
minutes of wandering around in the forest(You don't have a wristwatch,
so you can't tell the exact time), tired and panting after running after
the ice fairy you arrive at the lake.
"Umm, Cirno, I can't fly.
And I will kind of, err, freeze, if I try to go through this water."
You don't even need to test it, ice is floating on it. She grins at you
mischeviously.
"Hold on tight, silly human!" And amazingly, the
tiny little fairy not only manages to lift you, but carry you all the
way across the lake, to the forboding mansion ahead. She sets you down
on the opposite shore. "See, my neighbors!" She states proudly, with a
satisfied nod, and pulls you forward, despite being so tired.
Ahead, you can see a red haired chinese girl, seemingly napping ahead.
[ ] "I don't think this is a good idea Cirno..."
[ ] Allow yourself to be dragged along, remaining quiet.
[ ] "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
[ ] "Cirno, who is that?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:12
No. 226701
[X] "Cirno, who is that?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:13
No. 226706
[x ] "Cirno, who is that?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14
No. 226716
☑ "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14
No. 226717
[x] "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14
No. 226722
[X] "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14
No. 226726
[X] "Cirno, who is that?"
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14
No. 226728
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:17
No. 226740
>Or maybe of bloodloss
Remilia doesn't kill her food and Flandre just blows people up.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:17
No. 226744
this thread is fucking awesome
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:19
No. 226749
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Mima 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:21
No. 226768
You must believe in yourself! Not me who believes in you, but you who believes in yourself!
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:21
No. 226769
FUCK YEAH CONQUERING GENSOKYO WITH MY MECHA & DRILLS
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:22
No. 226773
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>>226753If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you!
MASTER SPARK
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:25
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>>226701"That's
Meiling! She's really nice, she gives me candy. She sleeps alot though.
She tries to tell me she's not, but she issss!" She darts forward.
"HIIII MEILINNGGGG!" She yells, running closer to the surprised
gateguard, who blinks.
"Eh- What- SAKUYA I WAS JUST RESTING MY
EYES!" She exclaims, quickly coming to attention with a small salute.
"Oh. Hi Cirno." She says, as soon as she realizes the maid is not
there... but her blue eyes soon come to rest upon you, and her fists
come up. "Halt, intruder! Please leave now!" She says soberly to you,
raising her fists and getting into a martial fighting stance.
[ ]
"Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of
yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's
good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
[ ] Look over to Cirno nervously for her to stand up for you.
[ ] Scream, hide behind Cirno.
[
] "Umm, Cirno, I don't think they welcome other visitors..." You
explain quietly to Cirno hurriedly. "... Maybe you could take me
somewhere else.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:26
No. 226812
[X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of
yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's
good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:27
No. 226818
☑ Scream, hide behind Cirno because she's the strongest.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:27
No. 226821
[X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of
yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's
good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:27
No. 226828
[X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of
yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's
good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:28
No. 226835
[X] Scream, hide behind Cirno. Fondel some Frosty behind in the process
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:29
No. 226856
[x] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of
yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's
good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:30
No. 226868
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:31
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Shanghais LOEV abs.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:33
No. 226908
[X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of
yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's
good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:35
No. 226925
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>>226812The
red haired woman looks around sheepishly, looking rather embarrassed by
the compliment. "Oh- I cannot do that, sir." She seems quite personable
to talk with, and more friendly now that she isn't actively threatening
you; she moves out of the fighting stance. "It is my job to keep all
intruders out, and I have succeeded! I cannot let my guard down! It
would be a failure to protect the mansion!" It is easy to tell that she
is trying to be impressive.
"But what about that girl who got in
last year, t-" Cirno starts, but a glare from the chinese girl cuts her
off with a small startled shrug.
[ ] "Yes, you're a very good
guard. You wouldn't be letting an intruder in if you invited me, would
you Miss Meiling?" You reply respectfully, trying to give her a winning
smile.
[ ] "Alright, if you really think so... You -are- an
impressive gate guard, I couldn't possibly get past -you-." You make a
show of turning away regretfully.
[ ] "Cirno, I think I need to
find somewhere else to sleep though." You whisper to the little fairy.
"It was nice to meet you, Miss Meiling. Perhaps I'll see you again?"
[ ] Timidly hide behind Cirno.
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:36
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:36
No. 226930
[x] "Yes, you're a very good guard. You wouldn't be letting an intruder
in if you invited me, would you Miss Meiling?" You reply respectfully,
trying to give her a winning smile.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:37
No. 226947
There is no way that Anon can survive in Gensokyo..
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:38
No. 226956
☑ "Cirno, I think I need to find somewhere else to sleep though." You
whisper to the little fairy. "It was nice to meet you, Miss Meiling.
Perhaps I'll see you again?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:38
No. 226962
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Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:39
No. 226966
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>>226925"So you want to go inside Anonymous? You can go inside something else if you want to...~~"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:40
No. 226972
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:40
No. 226975
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:40
No. 226983
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:40
No. 226984
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4tran 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:41
No. 226995
be an hero before the demons get me
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:43
No. 227021
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:44
No. 227030
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>>227008China's hat has been refitted to absorb 45% of damage from silver knives.
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:44
No. 227031
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40%!sBPA/ggN3A 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:45
No. 227042
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I go on a date with and then have sweet sex with Hong Meiling.
Flandrenonymous!CAERF1YrA. 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:46
No. 227052
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>>227031Na, China, you seem happy today!
Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:48
No. 227084
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>>227042She's a bit tsun tsun in bed though.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:49
No. 227090
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>>226930The
gatekeeper looks hesitant, and looks nervously, as though expecting
someone else to show up. "I am sorry sir, I honestly cannot. Sakuya-san
would not approve." She looks rather unhappy with having to answer so,
as she quite clearly likes you; it's probable she hasn't been visited by
anyone knew in a while, and it has been same old, same old for quite
some time. Cirno frowns.
"But Meiling!" The ice fairy whines, "Are you -SURE- you can't?! He's really nice!"
[ ] Nod eagerly with Cirno. "Please, Miss Meiling?"
[ ] Shake your head. "It's fine, Cirno. Besides, I think I know somewhere else you can take me."
[
] "Alright, if you really think so... You -are- an impressive gate
guard, I couldn't possibly get past -you-." You make a show of turning
away regretfully. "C'mon, Cirno."
[ ] Allow Cirno to continue arguing for you.
Flandrenonymous!CAERF1YrA. 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:49
No. 227091
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>>227065Na....who said you could fix that?
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:49
No. 227094
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50
No. 227098
[X] Nod eagerly with Cirno. "Please, Miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50
No. 227106
[x] Shake your head. "It's fine, Cirno. Besides, I think I know somewhere else you can take me."
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50
No. 227108
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50
No. 227109
[X] "Alright, if you really think so... You -are- an impressive gate
guard, I couldn't possibly get past -you-." You make a show of turning
away regretfully. "C'mon, Cirno."
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:52
No. 227136
Should have went with 3rd option, Anon!
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:54
No. 227146
NO ANON YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:55
No. 227154
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Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:56
No. 227157
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>>227108"Actually, it makes mine harder too".
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:00
No. 227196
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>>227098She
shakes her head sadly. "I really cannot! I am sorry, sir." She bows
respectfully. "Please leave peacefully, I do not wish to harm you." She
sounds finallized.
Cirno looks piqued, but grabs you by the
arm. "C'mon, I'll show you somewhere else! Even better!" The fairy is
amazingly strong for her height. Meiling waves, albeit timidly, as you
go...
And in one of the windows of the mansion, you see the vague shape of a maid, watching as you go.
Perhaps it was lucky she did not allow you entrance.
Flying
you once more across the lake, Cirno first looks at you. "Okay, okay,
let's play a game real quick." She claps her hands excitedly. "I'ma hold
up 4 fingers. I'll take you somewhere depending on what ya pick!" She
looks pleased at her "clever" idea.
[ ] First finger.
[ ] Second finger.
[ ] Third finger.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:04
No. 227230
Sorry, Touhou newfag here, what's so bad about Flandre?
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:05
No. 227244
[x] choose all your finger to finger her -> you freeze = die :P
Flandrenonymous!CAERF1YrA. 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:06
No. 227255
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:08
No. 227271
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Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:11
No. 227301
Autosage just kicked in yo
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:13
No. 227323
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>>227203Cirno
looks rather surprised, and blinks at you for a second, not
understanding. Suddenly she grins. "Oooh! You're realllly clever! I get
to pick then, I get to pick!" She squeals happily. Hopping up and down.
Not giving you a chance to reply, she picks you up off the ground,
flying you to who knows where.
Anon, decide!
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] Mishap
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:15
No. 227341
Too much hiveminding going on.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:18
No. 227367
We're going to have to act if we want to live in a different thread.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:21
No. 227397
We should make a new thread for this to keep this going.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:22
No. 227409
New thread required. I don't want this to end in a Error: The thread specified does not exist.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:24
No. 227434
A new thread would be nice!
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:25
No. 227449
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>>226975god damn you. always making me lol.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:28
No. 227475
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>>227328She
takes you rather high up, although not so far that you have trouble
breathing. Oddly, you don't feel any sense of possible falling, or any
other fear that might normally get to you from such a precarious
position.
Then again, that might be brain freeze from sticking around
Cirno for so long. It's the middle of the night now, and quite cold
between both the normal tempature and Cirno's presence, and you're
shivering. Looking down, however, you see a small blonde girl dart into a
small home. Although you can't quite tell who it is, Marisa would
probably be wearing her hat. Your teeth chattering a bit, and you can
see your breath in the air.
[ ] Do not comment, allow her to take you onward.
[ ] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.
[ ] Try to see what's ahead.