Waking up in Gensokyo Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:03 No. While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:04 No. I seduce the lonely puppeteer
roll 1d20?
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:05 No. Get lost in the Forest of Magic so I can live with Alice.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:05 No. Try to find a place to live until I can support myself.
Preferably with Reimu or Alice.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:06 No. Ignoring Alice's fanon desparation, as I see it, the easiest Touhou character to rape would be Akyu.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:07 No. die a miserable death. maybe get that immortality potion.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:07 No. ☑ HELP ME, EIRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:08 No. Do what I usually do, find the drunk chick (this one is obvious) get her to give me booze, get drunk and act greasy. Repeat until woman sleeps with you.
It's worked fine over here, and I belive it would work over there as well.
FM !5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:10 No. The memory of Akyus rape would be embedded in her family line forever :(
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14 No. You arrived at Alice's house the next day, nevermind you had uncompleted work at a teacher's house that had been delayed by the repair job at the shrine. Upon entering Alice's house, you were shocked to see so many dolls, you first thought they were fairies, flying and buzzing around the inside of the house. Alice explained that every doll had a specific job to do, though none had an ability to do carpentry. The dolls movement were also limited to the house only, so none of the dolls would get lost.
You repaired the front door by upgrading the door frame with a stronger frame and finally a heavier door in hopes that Alice's friend, Marisa, would have a harder time damaging the door.
As you finished putting away your tools, Alice surprised you when she kissed you fiercely on the lips, and you eagerly returned the kiss. Love-making occurred immediately, and in the morning you woke up in Alice's bed naked with Alice, also naked, sleeping soundly next to you. Alice's head was resting on your chest.
A few months later as a crying, though very happy Marisa, announced you and Alice as husband and wife, Reimu, with tears streaming down her face, screamed that your were an idiot and stormed out of the chapel in anger. You didn't care what the damn miko said, because you married the greatest woman in all of Gensokyo if not the entire world.
Before marrying Alice, she explained that she was incapable of having children due to her womb having been damaged by disease when she was a little kid. It didn't matter to you if Alice couldn't bare your children, since all you cared about was being with Alice herself. And Alice was all you wanted.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14 No. "Hi, Alice," Reimu cheerfully replied, as she waved her hand in greeting.
After the usual greetings were over, Reimu pulled Alice over to you and asked you if you've met Alice before, and you replied that you've never met nor seen Alice before. Reimu replied it's probably because Alice rarely left her home in the Forest of Magic. Alice cheerfully greeted you by extending her hand, and you kissed her hand. Reimu's cheery eyes narrowed in jealously. You've never kissed Reimu's hand when you greeted her.
After explaining the repairs you were working on to Alice, Reimu and Alice went inside the shrine for the rest of the day.
The sun was setting and you finally completed the repair work to the shrine, when Alice appeared next to you as you were putting your tools away.
"Could you come by my house and fix my front door?" Alice asked in a sweet but shy voice. "My friend keeps knocking the door out of its sockets."
Alice blushed deeply, as you quickly and happily blurted out "Sure!"
You no longer cared about the musty smelling miko anymore. You just wanted to be with this woman, this goddess.
Alice displayed a dazzling smile as she handed you a piece of paper containing directions to her house and quickly left leaving behind an intoxicating scent of heaven itself.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14 No. Seek out Keine, and pray to one of Gensokyo's many deities that she understands English.
Befriend Keine (should she understand English, if not, find someone who does, gonna need someone to teach you Japanese, as they all speak it).
Use befriended Keine to befriend Mokou.
Use befriended Mokou to obtain Hourai Elixir.
Live out the rest of my very long (and probably very painful) life with Touhou of choice.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:14 No. You arrived in the mythical Gensokyo 3 years ago and have been living in the human village since then. You worked as a carpenter and spent most of the time doing repairs to any structures damaged by youkai (and Marisa) in the countryside.
One day you were rebuilding part of the Hakurei Shrine that simply failed due to old age. The shrine's miko Reimu lavished you with tea and freshly baked biscuits, because she enjoyed the work you were doing for her for free. She watched your sweaty, shirtless, muscled body glisten in the hot sun with her mouth open in lust. When you noticed Reimu staring at you, Reimu quickly averted her eyes and blushed deeply. It was during the moments, when she was looking away from you in embarrassment, you admired the snow white, voluptuous side boobage this miko was known for among the human males back in the human village. Reimu rarely visited the human village, but when she did visit, males all over the village would flock to her in an attempt to see her side boobage but come away disappointed, as Reimu would always wear her sarashi when not at the shrine. It was the sight of such godly side boobage that became your payment, and why you were always willing to do repairs to the shrine when Reimu came calling. Well, you did liked Reimu herself too.
As you were driving nails into a new 2x4, you heard an angelic voice call out Reimu's name causing you to turn in the direction of the voice. What you saw was a woman of such great beauty you instantly considered Reimu's side boobage mediocre. The wind was blowing the woman's dress against the front of her body revealing every curvature of her legs and abdomen which must have been carved by FSM himself. It was as if the very light rays of the sun itself emanated from her head. And her sapphire eyes were bluer than the sky on the clearest day.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:15 No. What felt to you as a few hours or perhaps several days had passed, you really had no idea in your condition, you suddenly felt perfectly fine. In fact, you felt as if you never had been sick. You opened your eyes and saw the familiar surroundings of Alice's workroom, where she built her dolls.
Why were you inside Alice's workroom? Why did the small room, which only had room for one person due to all the boxes and shelves being full of various doll parts, appear so huge? When did the desk, which you were sitting on, become so large? The answer came when you looked down upon you own body and saw your legs... Legs?! And then the true horror hit you. Those legs had doll joints. Your hands and arms had doll joints. You couldn't believe what you were seeing.
Then a cheery Alice entered the workroom and noticed that you were moving, "Time to finish my new doll."
Alice happily picked you up, and asked herself, "Hmm, what kind of dress should you wear? It must be practical so it doesn't get caught in the saw blades."
You attempted to scream only to realize that Alice's dolls are incapable of talking much less show any emotion.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:15 No. The decades passed and now you were nearing 70 years old. Alice, being a youkai had remained as youthful looking as the day you met her, and her love for you never wavered, even when you lost both legs to a mysterious accident with a runaway saw blade at the Hakurei Shrine, making you dependent on Alice for mobility.
Despite being healthy, you became bedridden from a mysterious deadly illness shortly after Reimu, now an old, bitter, unmarried hag who still resented you for marrying Alice, visited Alice and you unannounced. Alice retrieved Eirin, the best doctor in Gensokyo, to check you, but even Eirin was puzzled by your sickness and was unable to provide any help.
One sunny day in your sleepy condition, caused by the disease, you were incapable of thinking fast much less at all. You repeatedly dreamed of your favorite breakfast: hot chocolate and waffles cooked by Alice wearing only an apron and nothing else, which always led to an hour of love-making on the dining room table.
You never noticed Alice staring at you from the doorway with a peculiar look on her face.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:16 No. >>[ ] Try to find the fairies instead
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:18 No. Find some hot ass and bang it like no tomorrow!
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:19 No. no anonymous
YOU are the dolls
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:21 No. Run like fucking hell, something nasty's going to eat me
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:23 No. Just out of curiosity, If I would try to get into the scarlet devil mansion, what would be my chances?
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:30 No. >>While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:38 No. Yukari can make you taller.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:40 No. Would I also be able to fly and shoot shit?
If yes, stay and have fun.
If no, try to get the fuck out before someone eats me.
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:46 No. [X] "Of course! Who could be cuter than you? Would the cutest fairy happen to know the way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion?"
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:52 No. [X] "You're so amazing! Wow, I bet you could help me find this girl I'm looking for, she has blonde hair, her name is Alice Margatroid."
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:53 No. [x ] You clap. "Wow, that's so amazing! I don't think I could do anything anywhere near as awesome. Do you think you could introduce me to your neighbors?"
Anonymous 2008/03/16 (Sun) 23:53 No. So, if one would want to try to befriend Sakuya, would there be any way to do this or would it just get you stabbed?
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:03 No. [X] Scarlet Devil Mansion
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:09 No. [X] get into craaaazy adventures with Marisa
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:12 No. [X] "Cirno, who is that?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:13 No. [x ] "Cirno, who is that?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14 No. [X] "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14 No. [X] "Cirno, who is that?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14 No. [x] "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:14 No. ☑ "Hello!" You call ahead cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:17 No. this thread is fucking awesome
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:17 No. >Or maybe of bloodloss
Remilia doesn't kill her food and Flandre just blows people up.
Mima 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:21 No. You must believe in yourself! Not me who believes in you, but you who believes in yourself!
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:21 No. FUCK YEAH CONQUERING GENSOKYO WITH MY MECHA & DRILLS
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:26 No. [X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:27 No. [X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:27 No. [X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:27 No. ☑ Scream, hide behind Cirno because she's the strongest.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:28 No. [X] Scream, hide behind Cirno. Fondel some Frosty behind in the process
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:29 No. [x] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:33 No. [X] "Hello!" You reply cheerfully to the gatekeeper, quite sure of yourself. "I'm a friend of Cirno. I wanted to see the mansion and it's good gatekeeper. Could I come in, miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:36 No. [x] "Yes, you're a very good guard. You wouldn't be letting an intruder in if you invited me, would you Miss Meiling?" You reply respectfully, trying to give her a winning smile.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:37 No. There is no way that Anon can survive in Gensokyo..
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:38 No. ☑ "Cirno, I think I need to find somewhere else to sleep though." You whisper to the little fairy. "It was nice to meet you, Miss Meiling. Perhaps I'll see you again?"
4tran 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:41 No. be an hero before the demons get me
40% !sBPA/ggN3A 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:45 No. I go on a date with and then have sweet sex with Hong Meiling.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50 No. [X] Nod eagerly with Cirno. "Please, Miss Meiling?"
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50 No. [x] Shake your head. "It's fine, Cirno. Besides, I think I know somewhere else you can take me."
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:50 No. [X] "Alright, if you really think so... You -are- an impressive gate guard, I couldn't possibly get past -you-." You make a show of turning away regretfully. "C'mon, Cirno."
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:52 No. Should have went with 3rd option, Anon!
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 00:54 No. NO ANON YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:04 No. Sorry, Touhou newfag here, what's so bad about Flandre?
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:05 No. [x] choose all your finger to finger her -> you freeze = die :P
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:11 No. Autosage just kicked in yo
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:15 No. Too much hiveminding going on.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:18 No. We're going to have to act if we want to live in a different thread.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:21 No. We should make a new thread for this to keep this going.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:22 No. New thread required. I don't want this to end in a Error: The thread specified does not exist.
Anonymous 2008/03/17 (Mon) 01:24 No. A new thread would be nice!