[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.
Fine, fine, FINE.
You tell her that if she shuts her mouth, you’ll give her a story.
In eager anticipation, Marisa immediately stops talking (thank god) and you tell her the story of the day you got taken to Gensokyo. Its kind of weird thinking back to it since it was only YESTERDAY, but hey, at least you can recall everything with much detail. She mostly stays silent apart from the Ooohs, and ahhhs, every now and then, but that’s much more preferable to “ze”.
Once you get to the part where Yukari is simply fed up with your shenanigans and pushes you into the gap, Marisa gets all excited and says, “So when do you exact your revenge on Yukari, ze?”
Now, you’d normally scold her for not shutting her mouth, but this comment baffles you a little bit. You ask her what she means by that and she says, “You know, like, when do you storm the castle and defeat Yukari, ze?”
You tell her that you haven’t gotten there yet, that’s why you’re going to Kourindou to stock up on any supplies and gear to help you in this task.
Marisa looks at you incredulously. “You mean the whole story was true!?”
Your palm says hello to your face as you seriously can’t believe what you’re hearing. You explain to her that you told her last night about how Yukari ruined your life and dragged you here and that this story.
“Heh, sorry. I was busy looking at the mushroom you gave me instead of listening to you, ze.” Marisa gives you a “my bad” expression and urges you to continue.
You really feel like punching something right now, but you’ll continue your story for now.
When you finish the part about Yuuka, Marisa comments, “Huh, so that explains why you were so dominant when you were ‘playing’ with Yuuka, ze.”
Wait, what? Oh yeah, Aya showed her incriminating photos of your romp with Yuuka in order to make it look like you were forcing her. You wonder aloud if it really does look like you were raping her.
“Here, let me show you, ze.” And Marisa pulls out about 2 dozen photos from one of the large pockets on her skirt and shows them to you proudly. Hold on a moment, this is kind of weird. You ask Marisa why she has so many of those voyeurtastic photos.
“Well, she was selling ‘em dirt cheap, ze. How could I have refused an offer like that?” Marisa says rather offhandedly before realizing what she just told you. Oh, my. You didn’t know Alice had that sort of a fetish.
“I-its not what you think, ze! I-I-I only needed them to make sure I knew what you looked like! Yeah, that’s it, ze!”
Uh huh, you tell her that Aya clearly took a photo of your face and that would have been much more effective than these long distance, but highly detailed, photos. You look at the pictures more closely. Damn you have a nice ass.
“Uh, um, well she wasn’t selling that one, so I had to get what I could, ze.”
You turn around and notice that her face is bright red before she manages to look the other way and hide it.
Oh ho ho, okay then. You ask her why she bought 2 dozen of them instead of just one.
“Ah, uh, well, you see, um…”
Hahaha! You enjoy the panicked face she has and watch with delight as she tries to wiggle out of this one.
This is for literally throwing you out of bed!
Marisa grows silent and covers her blushing face as you enjoy every moment of her embarrassment. Ah, but you had your fun, so you tell Marisa that you don’t really care about it and you continue telling your story. It starts getting a little complicated when you get to Alice’s house, so you simply stop, right after the part where Marisa decided to leave you alone last night.
“and then what happened?” queries your one woman audience.
You quickly search for an excuse and tell her that’s when she showed up to see where you were going.
She eyes you suspiciously. Yeah, it doesn’t look like she bought it.
“I came after noon, what were you two doing in the morning, ze?” You can tell she’s totally suspicious of you.
Uh oh, she must not find out what really happened that morning, else you’ll be eating Master Sparks for lunch. You simply respond that the both of you had breakfast and that’s it.
“What did you have for breakfast, ze?”
What does it matter to her? You tell her, freshly slain boar that you killed with your bare chest and then roasted over a campfire.
“AHA! Alice never eats freshly slain boar that you killed with your bare chest and then roasted over a campfire in the morning! She eats toast, ze!”
No no, you reaffirm your previous statement and explain to her that you made it for her.
“Why~?” she slowly leans in closer, as if trying to provoke a reaction.
You explain that its thanks for helping you out last night.
“Hmhm…What exactly did she help you out with last night? Ze, ze, ze…” He chuckles to herself as if she’s got you cornered and ready to admit something embarrassing. You simply sigh and tell her that she helped you stop a certain witch from attacking you unnecessarily. You take your bottle of water of out of that sack you’re carrying and start drinking from it.
“Ah ha! You like her don’t you, ze?”
“See?! That spit-take is proof that you have feelings for her, ze!”
Okay, just for the record, you did a spit-take because of her absurd reasoning. You explain to her that you are already happily engaged to Yuuka and look at Alice as your valued friend and nothing more. Unfortunately, she keeps going with her ridiculous assumption.
“Oh~ did you kiss her then, ze? I bet you kissed her and you’re hiding it. You can’t hide your feelings from me, ze! Look! You‘re blushing! Aww, how cute~.”
You are most certainly not blushing, and you are absolutely fed up with Marisa’s company. You cut her childish teasing short as you tell her how much you hate her company and wishes that she’d just go away forever.
“Is that so~?”
[x] That is so~