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28571 No. 28571
In the good Kourindou
By Christ, you should have seen them
The girl in red lost her maidenhead
To a youkai’s wiener

The shopkeep’s name was Kourin
By god, he was a darlin’
He rented beds to those wanting sex
With youkai ‘til the morning

His best friend was Sakuya
As flabby as a tuna
She called you names, was as tough as nails
But in bed she was a puma

Her mistress was Remilia
A girl with haemophilia
The little runt had a barn-sized cunt
Promoting paedophilia

She had a friend, a starlet
True courtesy incarnate
The thieving witch was a giant bitch
No better than the Scarlet

My girlfriend Alice, quiet
Abstains from human diet
She’ll scoff at love, but the lights go off
And she becomes a riot

If you’re looking for a spouse
You could try the Hieda house
A-kyu, their girl, is quite the thrill
When you get under her blouse

Kei-ne has noble signage
A woman of good lineage
That was a jest, you’d be impressed
Nobody knows her mileage

Her friend’s a Fujiwara
Her hair’s a silver tiara
Watch out, my boy, she may play coy
But she’s wild as a koala

Now about the village square
One evening I was there
An hour passed, I found repast
In a fairy’s underwear

Latterly there was a boom
For youkai to “consume”
Men without pay, you’ll find a lay
As long as you’ve a room

One night a girl named Myschi
Visited to speak with me
She sucked me dry and said goodbye
All she wanted was my chin-chin

Though I say that it’s not sick
Still it makes me feel quite weak
What is strange, is for a change
I’m craving Kourin’s dick

In the good Kourindou
By Christ, you should have seen them
The girl in red lost her maidenhead
To a youkai’s wiener


No. 28796
Well that came out of nowhere. You feeling all right, man?