It wouldn't make any difference. The story threads move to quickly, not to mention, they are absolutely rife with newfags. Something tells me those types wouldn't even bother coming here even if the author himself told them to.
So, it's been quite a while since the last update/short was posted. It may be the holidays, but I'm getting a bit worried. And to make things worse, every thread is on auto-sage and can't be bumped to call Demetrious back.