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49980 No. 49980 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though you have constructed a tower elsewhere, without internal fixtures as yet, which you may or may not inhabit much. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of ninety eight vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, though effects may vary, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. You have the most important ingredient in stock, but it will all be useless after a few days, at most.

Your library is currently playing host to a number of confectionery-based life forms, which you will soon experiment upon. You have spent the day turning a millenia-old greek giant infused into a stone golem into a woman, and she looks quite pleased as she inspects the new form. You have sent Marisa Kirisame away to 'do things', though as a plate of dinner is sitting out and cooling as it waits for her, she will likely return soon. You much doubt that anything important transpired on her ventures, as she likely dismissed your instruction to instead badger the shrine maiden into providing tea and snacks for the day.

Your health, as a reminder, is at 54/100 following a potion's consumption, and today r
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>> No. 50489
Actually, nix 'what do', didn't notice it was past autosage. Huh. New thread sometime soon.
>> No. 50490
How bout offering her outsider blood? We could give her a few students...I imagine it would be an interessing punishment for the worst students. Or a great motivation for the best students to keep their grades high.
>> No. 50492
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50492
No real anything to go into more detail on, at a glance.

Next thread is this way: >>50491


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45883 No. 45883 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Pic mostly unrelated, but hey, it's Remi. This update wouldn't have had a pic if the old thread had more room.

Previous thread: >>44718

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[x] Do as she suggests and go to sleep.

If that’s what she says... You’re not completely sure if her “early” matches with your definition of the word, though. Then again, considering that it’s getting early, it doesn’t really matter.
“Is there anything else you need, then?”
“No, but there’s one thing I want to tell you: Don’t worry about Flandre. She’ll be back before sunrise.”
She reaches for her book as you nod and get up to leave.

The corridor is as silent as usually. Deciding to head downstairs for something small to eat, you notice that the main doors are open. Kind of odd since you definitely closed them when you came in, but it’s probably better to leave them as is. In the unlikely case that someone who shouldn’t have come in actually went and came in, closing the doors won’t help since the locks can be opened from the inside even if you don’t have a key.

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>> No. 50332
[x] Wherever she wants to go.

Soon we will have danced with the devil under the scarlet moonlight.
>> No. 50359
[X] Wherever she wants to go.

This. Yeah looking back it wasn't nice to stiff her.
>> No. 50453
Next thread: >>50389


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50262 No. 50262 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Here's a birthday present for Alkarl on IRC. He was okay with it being posted publicly, so all of you get to enjoy it, too. Slightly NSFW.
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I stare at my notes, spread out hither and yon across the workshop, over dolls, on workbenches, and tucked into boxes of fabric. My gaze roams over them like that of person who has lost some item in the last five minutes, and tries, repeatedly, to search the same three pockets over and over, hoping that on the seventh try, perhaps, it will have magically been there all along. Once I am no longer able to fool myself, to believe that there is something here I must have missed, I sigh in resignation. The book I need is probably at the Mansion.

...In Voile.

Let me be the first to say that I have no issue with Patchouli. She is a brilliant woman, although perhaps not of the most sunny disposition. Still, we are alike in our natures, and in our passion and thirst for discerning the secrets of the world. Our focuses differ, as do our ages, but she is, in some respects, a role model of sorts.

No, it is not her that instills this feeling of reluctance within me. What makes me uneasy is...

My face feels hot at the very thought of it, from anger, from embarrassment, and from memories, many of which, I am loathe to admit, are not entirely unpleasant. Shanghai and Hourai pretend not to notice, which is a kindness.

Unable to come up with any further excuses, I begin to pack the things I'll need for the trip. I also lock up: not just as a matter of course, but because I might not be back for...
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>> No. 50275
>>50269

/skirts/ much cuter
>> No. 50279
>>50269
It's not just /shorts/ that should hold the shorts. /shorts/ are indeed for shorts, and are a good place to put them, but there are times that shorts belong outside of the /shorts/.

With that stupidity out of the way, I appreciate the KoAlice that is so rare to find, and even better, it's well-written. Thank you, Fell.
>> No. 50280
>>50279
Honestly, I've never heard of it before now... and now that I have, I can't say I dislike it, especially with how Feel handles it.


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49613 No. 49613 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge MARISA KIRISAME. You're working for Patchy for a while. Your magic is based on LOVE and LASERS and STARS.

You got thrown out of the library to go do 'interesting things'. You've more or less managed it so far, what with the Kourindou and the Dinosaurs, and the Lasers, and Mokou dying, once, but it's only about lunchtime, and you aren't supposed to come back until a little after dinner. Well, you'll figure out something to fill the time.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 49978
>>49977
If the alternative is spending every minute of every day running around frantically trying to amuse Yukari then bring it on.
>> No. 49979
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49979
Stuff happened. It was pretty fun.
>> No. 49981
New Thread: >>49980


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46062 No. 46062 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
DERP WARS
Duuuuude, everything’s really pretty!

Featuring a brand new, freshly-painted and re-stuccoed fourth wall!

Why try and break cliché when you can follow it so hard that it breaks by itself?

Don’t get mad; get glad! And then make combustible lemonade.

Only you can prevent forest fires!
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>> No. 49806
[x] Princess Owen: 1 POW, 1 SPD, 1 FOC

Fuck the police! I want that sweet bonus content right now!
>> No. 49809
[x] Patchouli: 2 POW, 1 SPD, 3 FOC

Patchouli is love. Also, the thought of just how exactly we might accomplish our goal fills me with smiles.

Royal flaring a fairy isn't murder since they re-spawn, right?
>> No. 49904
[x] Princess Owen: 1 POW, 1 SPD, 1 FOC

Winter is coming, Owen.


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49257 No. 49257 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though you have constructed a tower elsewhere, without internal fixtures as yet, which you may or may not inhabit much. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of ninety nine vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, though effects may vary, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. You have the most important ingredient in stock, but it will all be useless after a few days, at most.

You have recently delivered a litter and dealt with related matters, as well as speaking to Keine who owns a possibly literal monster of a coffee machine, as well as Ran who you are currently sitting across a table from.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 49614
New Thread: >>49613
>> No. 49618
>>49612
>Alice unlikely to turn into a rape machine.
Hooray!
>> No. 49626
>>49612
Koumajou Densetsu Remilia, hell yes! Maybe Patchouli could slip into her KD'S clothes for the opening of the term too, to try to give an awesome impression?

That aside, yukkuris must clearly be prevented from slipping out. Bad enough that they would slip into non-magical world too, but the idea off those taking the appearance of important people here and reproducing threaten to break my mind.


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48888 No. 48888 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of one hundred vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. You have the most important ingredient in stock, but it will all be useless after a few days, at most.

You have spent some time taking care of business, followed by discovering Yukari's Meddlesome Amusement and making your initial response to that. Upon your return, you discovered the entry of a Yukkuri with what appears to be above average cognitive function, and its companion/wife. It seems they will be having a litter soon. You have no firm plans about them, but have already begun initial study, almost out of habit more than anything else. In any case, it seems like Sakuya will not let you throw her new pet out, at least.

Dinner has been served, and following it you are currently in deep thought, regarding a number of matters.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 49255
>>49254
Patchouli sleeps during the night, England time. We don't need to do anything special to prepare for this.
>> No. 49256
>>49255
I KNOW that. But if we don't start doing it soon, Patchouli will be a wreck once term starts. It's not the kind of thing you get used to in a single night. Especially not with the poor health Patchouli has.
>> No. 49258
New Thread: >>49257


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48562 No. 48562 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of one hundred vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. Koakuma is currently collecting the most important ingredient, and you have no doubt she will return with it in abundance, though it will not all be indefinitely usable.

You have recently enjoyed a pleasant outing with Tewi, and Marisa, who tagged along, but for the moment you are looking to business. You are currently seated in a multi-ton monstrosity of a vehicle, modified by Kappa, on the grounds of Castle Hogwarts. Nobody is immediately present to greet you, and Tewi has not yet turned off the engine.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 48889
>>48885
You could have said
>The number of students would probably be so small that tutoring in person would be more efficient.
and gotten the same meaning across more concisely. Brevity is your friend.
>> No. 48890
Some unusual difficulty with things.

But new thread is at: >>48888
>> No. 48895
>>48881
>THIS SPACE NOW BELONGS TO ME!
Is it going to have a name? Something like Flandre's Facts?


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48400 No. 48400 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchurri.

You live in a hole in the ground beneath a tree, alone. You used to live with a big family, but not any more.

You were born weird. Unlike mommy and daddy and your siblings, your body was funny. Not pleasantly round, like theirs, and cute, but shaped like a human or not-human person, with short arms and legs. Mommy and Daddy had to talk in circles for a long time when you were born, before they decided to keep you. It was obvious they didn't like you as much, though, as while mommy would share her treasured Mr. Book with the others happily, even though they weren't very interested, she would only grudgingly let you look at it, and never touch. Their hesitance to rub-rub with you, or lick-lick to clean you up, was picked up quickly and imitated by your siblings. Toddling on your legs isn't easy, though, and you would fall down a lot, before you got the hang of it. You can't stretch-stretch up to get at high things, so you never got any tasty bird eggs. You tried to climb up a tree, once, but the bark came loose a little up and you fell. It was a long time before you could get up again, after that, and stumble back home after the others. It hurt. You haven't tried again. You can't puff-puff right either. You tried hard, but your cheeks just swell out and you don't get much bigger. You can't help chase off bigger animals like that.

Every time you failed at something your siblings could do so easily, they would laugh, and Mommy and Daddy would talk in circles again, each time longer than the last. After the time you fell from the tree, you just woke up in the morning to find them all gone, leaving you to uneasily fend for yourself, without telling you where they were going. It's hard not to resent them for it, though they're probably having a much easier time of things, not having to look out for you as well as themselves.

You like to think that, anyway. It makes it easier to convince yourself that those were someone else's mister ribbons you found, not long after, and torn to bits by some big, uneasy animal's teeth, while you were looking for tasty berries. You don't
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>> No. 48626
>>48557

...Wow. With so many ways we could have been doomed, were you even expecting us to succeed?

>>48560

Agreed, this is awesome.
>> No. 48627
With the odds stacked so heavily against Patchurri, I couldn't really justify 'Okay, and so you get back and this is sitting on your desk'. Not reasonably, anyway.

Also, I just recalled, but whenever you used the knife there was a small chance of an edge cutting up your fingers. Or cutting off your fingers. One of those.
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good stuff


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48071 No. 48071 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have one vial of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand.

You have recently allowed Kappa to do as they please with your vehicle while you Completed Yukari's order, which she immediately collected in exchange for a small pillar, tiny but ornate chest, and key. You cannot help but feel some worry as to what she will use the golems for. You have also had Marisa prepare two types of healing elixirs, you estimate about a dozen of each, and had a startling conversation with the Hakurei shrine maiden.

Following this, you returned to the library and slept, in preparation for the new day.

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The day is Aug 24, 8 days to term.
It is Wednesday: Day of Water.
--Yamame, Hot Springs+10
Your health level is 80/100: Reasonably good, so long as you ignore the mild nausea.

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>> No. 48417
My suspension of disbelief was stretched by the cosplayer's slutty cosplayer girlfriend.
>> No. 48419
>>48417
Because truly those are nonexistant in japan.
>> No. 48431
What? Women are myth!


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