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The story of Touhou must be thought of chiefly as the story of Reimu, not the story of the player's causation of Reimu's actions. Despite this the player, though not the essential within the game, maintains his belief in his own autonomy, his own central position as the dictating force of events: "I control Reimu." Thus when Reimu is presented with a bullet, the player thinks, "Whether Reimu does or does not run into the bullet, the result of the action is mine." That is to say, if Reimu hits it then it is indicative of a deeper cause within the player, e.g. he is shitty at video games. Yet this is a fantasy, and though the player is trapped within it the heart still recognizes the truth of the power of the Reimu-image. As a result, when Reimu runs into that bullet it is only a matter of time before the player, formerly thinking himself the cause of all things, screams at the Computer, throws his useless controller (indeed, a CON-troller!) at the wall, and curses Reimu for her decision to die rather than to graze the bullet. For it is Reimu herself who determines her own fate, and the rage of the player is the roar of the captive lion who has only now recognized his own cage. Gradually the player calms the angered lion by working feverishly to reestablish his prior fantasy. He mutters "it's only a game," and Reimu once again becomes merely a series of pixels existing only in relation to other pixels, incapable of action without the will of the player. The player, stuck in this fantasy of personal empowerment, never realizes that it is not he who controls Reimu but rather Reimu who controls him. It is only when the power of the image is recognized that the player can truly move with Reimu , as a partner and ally rather than as an opposing force or as a mere symptom of the status of the player. The Reimu-image, not the player, is the thing that is essential.
What.
-player
+Koishi
/thread
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>>56895
>Reimu-image

This is what this thread needs.
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GENTLEMEN
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silly (R)
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JIBUUUUN WOOOOO
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This one caught my heart.
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Oh.
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glub
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I remember this idea for a CYOA that had Freud spirited away to Gensokyo, having to fend off Touhoes through the power of psychoanalysis.
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For some reason, she looks as if she were sitting on a swing.
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ass
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I took my love down to Violet Hill,
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There we sat in snow~
Hey YAF, do you have any more pics of Reimu being badass/killer? Like in >>56912 and >>56914?

Don't forget to update CoMN.
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All that time,
For once YAF does something good.
>>56895

But I only play with Marisa, so yeah!
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She was silent still...
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So, Nine, if you love me,
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Won't you let me know~?
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If you love me,
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Won't you let me know~?
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So, if you love me, won't you let me know?
>>56934
>>56935

Oh fuck you.
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If you love me, let me know, okay~?
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Just let me know~
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Let me know, otherwise it might get ugly~
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Okay~?
>>56940

lolwut? Why, of all people, do YOU have pics like that YAF?
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'was a long and dark December,
Over rooftops I remember,
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There was snow, white snow...
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So if you love me,
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Why'd you let me go?
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Clearly I remember,
From the windows they were watching...
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As we froze... Down below...
get back to work
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So if you love me,
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Won't you let me know?
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When the future's architectured,
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By a carnival of idiots on show...
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You'd better lie low...
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If you love me,
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Won't you let me know?
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Was a long and dark December,
When the banks became cathedrals...
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And the frog,
Became a God...
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Priests clutched onto bibles,
Hollowed out to fit their rifles...
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And the cross was held aloft...
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Bury me in honor,
When I'm dead and hit the ground...
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A love back home unfolds...
>>56962

Ok, I lol'ed.
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If you love me,
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Won't you let me know?
>>56952>>56946

Hey YAF, anymore pics of Reimu with Yukari?
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So if you love me,
Won't you let me know?
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And this concludes the set of my latest additions to Reimu folder!

It was a great night, /th/! Thank you! Thank you! You're a great audience! See you another time! Yeah!
>>56972

Thanks for the pics. Now either you update CoMN or you post more ReimuxYukari.
Reimu Hakurei, curious about the notion of Anatman (No-Self), said this to Remilia Scarlet: "By what name are you known?"

Remilia responded, "I am called Remilia, and my staff Sakuya Izayoi and Hong Meirin address me as such, but there is no Person to be found here."

Reimu said, "If, Remilia, there is no Person and no eternal Self to be found in you, than who is it that sucks blood? Who is it that defiles maids and masterminded the events of the Red Mist Disaster? From what you say it must be implied that there is no Remilia to commit all of these acts. You say, 'my staff Sakuya and Meirin address me as Remilia;' well, what is Remilia? Is Heaven's Punishment 'Star of David' Remilia?"

"No, it is not."

"Is Dark Sign 'Scarlet Netherworld' 'Remilia'?"

"No."

"Is Curse 'Curse of Vlad Tepes' 'Remilia'?"

"No."

"Is Scarlet Sign 'Scarlet Shoot' 'Remilia'?"

"No."

"Is 'Red Magic' 'Remilia'?"

"No."

"Perhaps all of these spell cards together combined make up 'Remilia'?"

"No, they do not."

"Then is it something other than these things that is 'Remilia'?"

"No."

"Well, miss, I cannot find any 'Remilia.' Who is this 'Remilia' whom I am talking to, who's curse on Gensokyo ended when I first defeated her? She does not exist! There is no Remilia!"

Then Remilia said, "Tell me, Reimu, how did you cross the front gate and reach Scarlet Devil Mansion to find the source of the mist? Surely you could not have reached me by walking!"

"I did not walk, I flew."

"In that case, tell me what is flying. Are the left and right arrow keys flying?"

"No, it is not."

"Are the Up and Down arrow keys flying?"

"No."

"Is the vertically-scrolling screen flying?"

"No."

"Are all of these things collected together flying?"

"No, they are not."

"Then is there something else that is flying?"

"No."

"Well, Remilia, I cannot find any flying! You have lied! You could not have possibly reached me because there was no way to get get though the mansion! There is no flying!"

Reimu Hakurei, after having heard this, replied, "Remilia, I did not lie. The word 'flying' comes into existence dependent on the left and right arrow keys, the Up and Down arrow keys, and on vertically-scrolling screen; it is a designation, a symbol, a name."

"Well said! You fully understand the nature of the flying. In the same way, the word 'Remilia' comes into existence dependent on the spell cards. It is a designation, a symbol, nothing but a name. In the final analysis, there is no Person to be found."

After this, Reimu beat the shit out of Remilia and finished the game in under 15 minutes.
>>56976
This is the best post that has ever been made in the history of the internet, bar none.
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>>56976
At first I was like, "Hmmmm".
Then, I lol'd.
>>56976

This is like the holy grail of touhou copypasta.
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>>56974

Very well. I shall see what I can find.
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I see no thing leading you to your destiny...
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There is nothing leading you back where you belong!
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Fight till death--!
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This war makes you alive--!
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Never forgive a Shenanigan!
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No fear no shame, you're now beyond the destiny--!
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There's nothing pulling you back to where you belonged--!
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Fight till death--
This war makes you alive--!
Never forgive a Shenanigan!
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We know, daylight comes after days of war!

This one is beautiful ;_;
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And Knights will fight and die for a piece of peace!
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And the darkness went down and wonder--
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Earth cracks and mountains vanish underneath
the warriors!
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Blow your mind away! Blow your life away!
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You can't look away! You can't get away!
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Blow your brain away! Blow your fate away!
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Don't you know why?

And this one is just plain cute.
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A guy like you--!
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Better be tough!
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Oh Yeah!
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And now for something completely diffirent!
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Tam-dam! Tom-da-ram! Tarararam!
Tam-dam! Tom-da-ram! Tarararam!

We're no strangers to love! You know the rules, and so do I!
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A full commitment's what I'm thinking of--
You wouldn't get this from any other girl!
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling!
Gotta make you understand!
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Never gonna give you up!
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Never gonna let you down!
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Never gonna run around and desert you!
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Never gonna make you cry!


Yukarin is dead! She is no longer here!
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Never gonna say goodbye!
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
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We've known each other for so long--
Your heart's been aching but you're too tsun to say it!
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Inside we both know what's been going on--
We know the game and we're gonna play it!
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And if you ask me how I'm feeling--
Don't tell me you're too blind to see!
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Never gonna give you up!
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Never gonna let you down!
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Never gonna run around and desert you!
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Never gonna make you cry!
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Never gonna say goodbye!
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
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Ooh, give you up...
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Ooh, give you up...
CURSE YOU RICK ASTLEY!!!!!
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... give you up...
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... we shall never surrender...
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...
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Well, it's been another great show, /th/! Thank you! I love you! You're great! Yeah!
Thanks you YAF
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>>57036

This is truly the best YukarixReimu pic ever.
This Thread is win on so many levels.
Very well done YAF, very well.
For once i have no feelings of hate against you, just pure love for Reimu.
>>57070
>For once i have no feelings of hate against you

Why do you people hate me anyway? I know, I'm an enormous faggot and a fail of a writefag, but why hate?
>>57083

For some Anonymous, hate is a natural state of being. Don't take it too personally, fag.
I will now proceed to save all these pics, although I know I'll discard most of them since I already have them.
>>57083
>fail of a writefag

Lies. You are a decent writefag, if not better.
>>57090

He was decent, when his speed made up for the QUALITY.
>>57091
>QUALITY

Well excuuuuuuse me, for being a drunk, polish normalfag with a calling, whose self-taught (yes, self-taught. No schools, no courses, only my own fucking self and no outside help. Suck it, fags!) english is nothing compared to that of britfags or amerifags (though this one is a disputable matter). I update rarely because I enjoy my time outside or doing other things than writing all day long for a bunch of shut-ins, craving for touhou fanfiction. Fuck you.


-- That's what I would write if I actually gave half a damn. And because I don't, let me open up this little bastard (tequila~) instead, and drink it up. To your health, Anon, you know I love you.
>>57104
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You are on the right path already, let your hate grow stronger, embrace your hate and then you can hate us like we hate you one day.

Now, get back to writing you fag
>>57105

I can't hate you cause I love you~
>>57104

By QUALITY, he meant that any plot you attempt sucks ass. TS 1 was fun, not good, not full of plot, but fun. Everything after that sucked because you attempted to add a plot, which you have no idea how to make for anything other than a gender-bended outside world, where Renko and Maribel are men.
>>57119
>a gender-bended outside world, where Renko and Maribel are men.
...which goes to show exactly when you stopped reading.

Conratulations, UR A FAGET!
>>57119

TS has a plot, it's just that TS1 finished before reaching it.

And don't forget the sings, they all show there is a Coco route.
ITT we show YAF that we love him.
>>57117
Don't be ridiculous, YAF my boy. Hate and love are not mutually exclusive. The only true antithesis for any emotion is apathy.

I hatelove you, YAF. I hatelove you so much.
I love you everryone, even ayou nine. I love you sogh much.
A conversation between Reisen Udongein Inaba and Tewi Inaba


Tewi:
How have you been? Are you getting along with her?

Reisen:
Her? Oh, Kaguya. It's been thousand years since she hid inside Eientei. She's still the same, she never gets any visitors.

Tewi:
Visitors?

Reisen:
As a necessity, I gave her a story to tell a few days ago. She doesn't seem to have taken it to heart or told it to anyone. I wonder if she has any friends?

Tewi:
She seems to have a poor personality for making friends, doesn't she?

Reisen:
Have you ever heard the story of the "Hedgehog's Dilemma"?

Tewi:
Of course. Hedgehogs want to warm each other during the winter, but the closer they get, the more they harm each other due to the thorns. Central metaphor for this story that gets characters personalities wrong and all that.

Reisen:
What? Uh, okay. Just LORD over me with the fact that you are 1000 years older then me. Listen, maybe I didn't do as much of that "book learning" as you did, but I've done pretty well, don't you think? Eirin's apprentice and all that. I mean, it helps that we're lunar exiles and "Kaguya's pet" was the most extensive qualification she was able to find. I mean, shit, that one girl with the blonde hair wasn't even in any games, I heard she was just in a manga...

Tewi:
Jesus fucking CHRIST, what in the name of God are you talking about you loopy bitch?

Reisen:
Well I was going to talk about the Hedgehog's Dilemma, but you just HAD to get all douchey about it.

Tewi:
Okay. Enlighten me. What is the Hedgehog's Dilemma?

Reisen:
The Hedgehog's Dilemma is when you see a monitor with the speed shoes, and you have to decide whether you want to take it because running really fast is totally awesome, but if you take it then you will be running too fast to see what's in front of you and you run the risk of slamming into some spiny enemy and losing all your rings, thus making it much more difficult to get into the bonus stages to collect the hidden Chaos Emeralds.

Tewi:
What.

Reisen:
There's more, too. The Hedgehog has many dilemmas. For instance, do the special stages really matter? They're just frustrating attempts to show off the Megadrive's prowess at doing psuedo-scaling and completely break up the flow of the games. Do you want to just skip the dumbassed special stages and get a slightly worse ending, or do you want to collect them all and bother with a whole lot of extra lame horseshit just to see Sonic give you the thumbs up at the end?

Tewi:
That's not even a God-damned dilemma. That's just the stupid conceits of sixteen-bit game design! What the hell does this have to do with Kaguya?!

Reisen:
Ooh, I thought you were Ms. Smarty-pants. It's METAPHOR. It's got LAYERS. Maybe you should FREE YOUR MIND a bit and come along on my FANTASTIC JOURNEY INTO THE METACONSCIOUSNESS and then maybe you wouldn't be such a stupid bitch.

Tewi:
WHAT?!

Reisen:
Anyway, you've also got to think about whether to bring Tails along. I mean, if you do the special stages, he'll sometimes screw you up. However, if you have a second controller, you can use him to take you to higher platforms than you could get to normally. You could use Tails solo, of course, but he can't get super-abilities unless you're playing Sonic & Knuckles. It's all a tradeoff, y'know?

Tewi:
I'm leaving now.

Reisen:
But I haven't even got into Knuckles' jumping abilities...


After this, Tewi beat the shit out of Reisen and finished a story that's an attempt to get more Reimu pics before it got anything else wrong.
>>56895
>>56976
>>57217

I hope someone is saving these for posterity.
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sage for sonic
>>57220
I am now.
Haha oh wow, Buddha in Gensokyo. My mind was blown.
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The world I love,
The trains I hop,
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To be a part
Of the wave you can't stop,
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Ever wondered
If it's all for you?
CAN'T STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG

etc.
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What is love?
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>>57827

Love is free.
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Come from space
To teach you of the pliedes,
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Can't stop the spirits when they need you,
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This thread is more than just a read thru...


... wait, are those thighhighs..."Give me five minutes. No, wait, give me two.
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Brightness as pure as December sunshine
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And like a girl Jesus, she makes it mine
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Without a doubt, puts herself down on the line
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And like a girl Jesus, she's undefined
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Life without end, she ignores linear time
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And like a girl Jesus, she's doing fine
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The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.

-John Cage


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