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You decide it's best to make something in the kitchen for everyone; a welcome back meal of sorts, even if it should be made by them. You walk down the hallway, intent on making a fine dish for them all. It appears to be early evening to late afternoon as you enter the now-familiar kitchen, as sunlight streams in from the window just over the stove bordered by miniature soft beige curtains.

The question is, what to make?

[ ] Pancakes

[ ] Slice some apples

[ ] Chicken noodle soup

[ ] See if you can find some sort of meat for steak and potatoes

[ ] Deviled eggs

[ ] Fried eggs

[ ] Omelettes

[ ] Scrambled eggs
[X] Chicken noodle soup
[x] Omelettes

Change it up a little.
[x] GARcakes
[X] Pancakes

Trust me, guys. You can't go wrong with pancakes, even at this hour.
[x] See if you can find some sort of meat for steak and potatoes

If we are to prepare a feast in the future, we must learn to make more!
[ ] Scrambled eggs
[x] See if you can find some sort of meat for steak and potatoes
[x] Pancakes

with a side of

[x] Omelettes
[X] Pancakes
[X] Pancakes
[X] Omelettes
[x] See if you can find some sort of meat for steak and potatoes
[X] Pancakes
[x] Pancakes
We need practice with something other than eggs
I should point out that Huevos Rancheros would be a good egg based dish to serve at any time of day.
[ ] Pancakes
They use eggs and you could balance them in someone's head.
[x] Deviled eggs

Cracking eggs like the fist of the north star.
[x] See if you can find some sort of meat for steak and potatoes

Practise in something non egg-based is probably a good idea. Perhaps we can find a way to slip some ovarian sidedishes in?
At first I thought I just missed a thread and that's why we were suddenly at Keine's house. Then I realized that it was fake and I was sad.
Aw, fuck. You're right.

See you at the lake, everybody.
GM: Okay.
Oh anonymous you silly nigger.

Dude, we WERE at Keine's house by the time the last thread ended. There was even a bit about Mokou finding something to read, and Keine taking her shoes off.

Looks legit to me
>>You walk onwards and ignore it. Who cares if you're going insane, or if something is there, you have a schoolteacher, an immortal, and the strongest. You reach the village and enter Keine's house with no further issues.
>>Meanwhile, a fairy sobs at her failure to spook a simple human. You dick.
>>Nonetheless, Keine looks relieved at being home at long last, and goes to brew some tea. "Let's relax for a while." She suggested, moving out of the warm, relaxing living room after a short time, taking off her shoes and setting off with bare feet down the wooden floored hallway. >>Mokou reached to one of the shelves filled with texts and curios, handling a small scroll gently and sat down next to the fire to read. Cirno had fluttered off somewhere around the house while you were looking away as you stand in the doorway.
>>[ ] Make dinner/lunch for everyone
Ah, fuck. The archive said it had 50 and I believed it.
Baby steps

[ ] Omelettes

It r not breakfast tiem.
[X] Deviled eggs

Work with our one strength.
[ ] Pancakes
Come to think of it, [x] Deviled eggs is strangely symbolic. I wonder if Remilia would be amused.
[X] Pancakes

Good for any time of day.
[x] Pancakes.

We have already mastered the way of the egg, Anon.
Looks like Pancakes wins.

I think it's just worth noting at this point that Waffles are superior to pancakes. But, I suppose we don't have a waffle iron.
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Does Keine even have any eggs?

Plenty of milk.
[x] Philly Cheese Steak
Of course she does, how else would she be pregnant with my child?
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You move deftly through the kitchen, collecting the required ingredients as necessary, inwardly reminding yourself not to get too fancy, as to appeal to all tastebuds instead of a few in particularly. You easily crack the eggs and mix the pancake mix before pouring it into the pan, and light the kindling. Keine's kitchen is well provisioned, and you can find all that you need within. But how many do you make?

[ ] Just enough for yourself

[ ] One per person

[ ] 2 per person

[ ] Three per person

[ ] Make a dozen
[x] 2 per person
[ ] 2 per person
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[ ] Three per person

[ ] Make a dozen

Cirno, Keine, Mouku and Anon.

These answers are the same.

[ ] Three per person
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[x] Make a dozen
[x] Make a dozen

[X] 2 per person
No need to go overboard
[X] Unlimited Pancake Works...

But seriously...
[X] Three per person
[x] 2 per person
[X] Three per person

But... there are four of us. Isn't that a dozen anyway?

Well, three pancakes each should be enough if we make the pancakes large enough. If anyone can't finish, Cirno will probably polish off the rest.
[ ] Make a dozen

Same choice is the same.

>[ ] Three per person

I see what you did there.

[x] Make a dozen

It's been an entire day since Anon last ate, with dangerous stunts inbetween.
If they don't want to eat that much, we probably can eat the spare.
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superior pancakes are superior
[X] "Out for some fresh air." You reply sarcastically. "And you?"
...oh yeah.

[X] Make a dozen

I like the word "dozen", though.
[ ] Make a dozen

Better leave them stuffed than hungry.

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[ x ] Three per person


Slowpoke! You're alive!
Oh god, why does Keine look like Uboa in that pic?!

Holy fucking slowpoke
And then slowpoke was a slowking.
[x] 2 per person
...Holy Zen, I can't even remember when that's from.

When we met Eirin.
[ ] 2 per person
Don't be fatties, Anonymous.

Shh we're fattening the others up to use in the SDM feast.
[X] Get lost in the Forest of Magic so I can live with Alice.
Remillia is a light eater, Keine could feed her from her ample supply without even feeling it.

That wasn't actually an option, that was just a reply to the initial OP.

So does a dozen/three per person win on account of being the same thing yet?

Yeah but we're only gonna be called on for gala events. Lots of people there.

No! Bad anon! You do not feed your waifus to SDM!
Oh, yeah. Wow. And there's nothing past Slowking?

Where else will we find beef in gensokyo?
[X] 2 per person
And let Keine watch you humming happily while you demonstrate your AWESOME skills, thus falling for you completely.
Cirno. EoSD dialogue.

Wiki is down. Quote it for me would ya kindly?
[x] Make a dozen
Probably something about English cow.
[x] Make a dozen
[x] 2 per person
Try not to eat her out of house and home, guys.

>Try not to eat her out

Oh anon
Still no winner, Unless GM counts 3 per person/dozen votes as the same thing.
[x] Make a dozen
God damn it, Reverse Shirou.
[x] Make a dozen
[X] Just enough for yourself
Anon's in the kitchen. MANLINESS, ACTIVATE!
[X] 2 per person
[] Make a dozen

Well, dozen wins regardless now.

[ ] Make a dozen
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Ah so we use cirno to freeze keine. Nice way to keep the meat fresh.
You fools, then where would we find milk for the children?
I can suggest an alternative....

This guy seems legit.
Waiting for YWUIG?

Too bad suckers! D&D time.

We last left our heroes...
Oh look it's almost 7, guess we're gonna call it a day.
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You swiftly move about the kitchen, creating 12 pancakes, one for each person. You idly note to yourself in a detached fashion that 12 and 3 per person are the same amount, indeed. With precision, you butter each equally and apply a healthy but not an overdose of syrup to each pancake with a flourish, skidding over the wood floor as the scent of the pancakes drifts quietly throughout the house as you set a place at the table for each person. You look over your creations with a hint of pride, although for some reason, you feel like you should have set a place at the table for someone else. It passes quickly.

[ ] Call for everyone

[ ] Wait for them

[ ] Eat without them

[ ] Go elsewhere for now

A crushing bracket buster. There were bets on only getting 1, 3, 4, or 5 WUIG entries.
[X] Call for everyone
[x] Make three more pancakes.

[x] Wait for them

[x] Genuflect
[x] Wait for them
[x] Call for everyone

Oh, I guess we haven't been abandoned.
[x] Call for everyone
Again with the mystery chick...
[X] Call for everyone.

Dinner call!
[x] Call for everyone

Make that 3. Still where is kira?
[x] Call for everyone
A place at the table for someone else eh?
[x] Call for everyone
[x] Call for everyone

Call for them
[X] Call for everyone

Someone's coming to dinner?
Er, breakfast?

What time is it, again?
[x] Make three more pancakes.

[x] Wait for them

[x] Genuflect
\[ ] Call for everyone

In before that birthday party.
[ ] Call for everyone





BAD END 29- Death by Sexy Pancakes

But seriously, [ ] Call for everyone.
[X] Call for everyone
[X] Make three more pancakes,


[X] Call for everyone.
This is WUiG guys, pick one and that's it.
[ ] Call for everyone

China, you and I are of one mind and body. As I doth consume these cakes of the pan, so doth thee.
Actually yeah,

[X] Make three more pancakes then

[X] Call for everyone

always make a few more than what you think you'll need
[X] Call for everyone.

If China shows up theres still enough for everyone to have 2 and one person to have 3. No need to look schizo by making more.

Not here. Because this is WUIG.

You can't like both, Idort.

No shit Sherlock.
[x] Drink tea and wait.

Oh, it's not an option? FUCK THAT, DO IT ANYWAY!
If call everyone hadn't win yet then
[ ] Go elsewhere for now

Let's see if we can still find the mystery lady.

Then don't fucking ask.
Well, Call everyone won by a landslide.

F5, etc.
its over
Oh well
It's not over until the fish jumps.
[X] Eat without them

fuck you guys, I'm hungry.
Well, I guess
Should come forth and collect his prize.
I don't know, I think >>22587 might still be right. GM probably has one more update to post, otherwise we would have got a brb, 7 minutes, soup, or whatever.
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>>Call everyone

You call out, and Keine and Mokou arrive promptly, the former smiling, the latter anxious. "I see you've made something. This supposed to impress us? I would rather be hearing about the outside." Mokou says, idly taking a seat with little decorum. Keine gives a concerned look at the immortal, and takes a seat with far more grace than her friend without a word, but looks pleasantly at you with a silent thanks. Cirno, the little ice fairy, doesn't seem to have arrived yet.

[ ] "What's your problem, Mokou?"

[ ] "If you're going to be that way, maybe I shouldn't talk about it."

[ ] Remain silent, eat

[ ] "Where is Cirno?"

[x] "Where is Cirno?"

Oh no!
[x] "What's your problem, Mokou?"
[x] Remain silent, eat
[ ] "Where is Cirno?"

I don't get what she's talking about....
[x] "What's your problem, Mokou?"
[X] "Where is Cirno?"
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[ x ] "If you're going to be that way, maybe I shouldn't talk about it."

[X] "What's your problem, Mokou?"
We must break down her cold tsun shell to get to the creamy dere center
[X] "Where is Cirno?"

Eh, Mokou's just bein' Mokou, far as I can tell. And I'm sure the Nineball's okay, but still, her flapjacks're getting cold.
[ ] "Where is Cirno?"

ignore mokou, she'll bend to our will via cold treatment in time ...
[⑨] "Where is Cirno?"
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Just for the irony, she'll freeze the pancakes into frozen waffles.
[X] "Where is Cirno?"
[X] "What's your problem, Mokou?"
[x] "Where is ⑨?"
[x] "Where is Cirno?"

Also, we can talk while we eat, you silly immortal.
[X] "Where is Cirno?"

And then we can throw them like a Frisbee and watch Cirno catch them in her mouth and bring them back to us. Commence hair ruffling.

It should work on Momizi and Sakuya, too.
And then we can throw them like a Frisbee and watch Cirno catch them in her mouth and break her teeth
I believe Cirno just won.
Thereby giving us an excuse to romance Eirin when we take our beloved tomboyish daughter to Eientei for treatment.

No, I would think for Momizi that a tummy-rub is the way to go.

Sakuya...I don't know what would be best for her.
Either one would be at least funny to try before we're stabbed to death.

Play dead?
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>>Thereby giving us an excuse to romance Reisen when we take our beloved tomboyish daughter to Eientei for treatment.

I fixed that for you.

But adopting Cirno. Heh.

Now I've got a mental image of anon running an orphanage for the (9) squad....
Fondle Sakuya. Based on her reaction earlier, she won't care.

Obviously, we're seducing her so she'll make Patchouli's inhaler for us.
Oh shi- Maybe Cirno's with the new guest we feel we should make pancakes for.
And with our luck, it will be the poor fairy that we made cry by ignoring her attempts at spooking us. To further add insult to injury, we've also neglected to make enough food for her as well.

Anon really is a dick.

Well, We declared Cirno the prettiest fairy. Naturally the rest wouldn't catch our eye.
Doesn't mean we shouldn't try to be nice to her.
Especially if she's a friend of Cirno's.
I'd already planned on voting to give our share of the pancakes to the mystery guest, so yeah.
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Also, don't forget to pick up that inhaler.
LOL, it would be crazy if my "revenge of the fairy" post inspired GM to make a BAD END related with that fairy.

You want to win over Remilia and get the entire mansion?
No just those sexy iron gates.
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Anonymous has expended much power cooking two huge meals today. He must recharge his mana tonight...If you know what I mean.
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I don't think Anon is getting any MANA rechargin' tonight.
[ ] "Where is Cirno?"
>I don't think Anon is getting any MANA rechargin' tonight.

What? I call bullshit, anon never runs out of energy drinks!
Actually, now that you've mentioned it, I am. Protein bars, too. I'll have to stop at the store on the way home from class tomorrow.
Pff. The only energy drink this Anon needs is good old-fashioned coffee.

Only it's not so much a "drink" as it is "snorted through a straw" really. Water just dilutes the magic.
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Straws? What is this faggotry? DRINK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!
Did you not hear me? WATER DILUTES THE MAGIC.
The only way is to snort the grounds!

Snorting is for fags, you fag. Real men inject it directly into their bloodstream.
Bloodstream? What are you, some kinda pussy? Cut out the middleman and put that needle directly in your brain.
Needles are for women and communists.
REAL MEN would crack a hole in their skull with a hammer and pour that shit in through a goddamn funnel.
Ignoring your circulatory system would prevent the rest of your body from being affected.
A hammer? What the fuck is wrong with your hands, you shouldn't need tools for something as simple as this.

FUCK THAT, stuff it into your brain through your eyes.
Exactly! What kind of pussy can't punch a hole into his own skull?
I now have the image of someone stuffing coffie beans into his own forehead.
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Caffeine is for losers. I have a fucking Elemental Reactor installed in my cerebrum.
>>I have a fucking Elemental Reactor installed in my rectum.

You had to have one installed? I grew mine out of sheer force of manly will.
I have an LHC installed in my spinal cord
Not like it helps with staying awake
Fuckin' weirdest thread hijack, evar.
It's configured wrong, then.

What kind of weak son of a bitch punches holes in their own skull? The truly strong like me don't bother with such half-assed methods. I rip my heart out through my nostrils and fill it with whole beans. WHOLE FUCKING BEANS. PULLED STRAIGHT OFF THE PLANT. Not that ground up, pre-packaged shit only women and children use. Grinding them removes all the flavor and makes it taste like piss.
You're still on COFFEE? Oh, that's fine, I guess.
If you don't mind looking like a total panty-waist.

If you want real fucking energy, the only way to go is to hunt and kill a fucking cheetah, rip out its adrenal glands, and then graft those fuckers into your body with a goddamn soldering iron.

Soldering irons do not work liek that.

Just one? Hell, if I were to get a fucking cheetah, I'd go all out. Catch a whole goddamn group of 'em and surgically attach them ALIVE to my goddamn forearms--by way of a fucking pneumatic railroad spike driver! I'd be loaded with energy AND have arms that could rip a man to shreds in practically no time at all!
Yeah, soldering irons are OK, I suppose. IF you're such a cockmunching pussy that you can't heat your fingertips to 700 degree plus temperatures naturally.
>have arms that could rip a man to shreds in practically no time at all!

You mean you don't already?
Of course I do. It's just so un-cool to have to actually TRY to tear people limb from limb. I'd rather just brush past them and have them be mutilated without me lifting a finger. It's so much more convenient.
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You have fun with your little girly cheetah arms. Meanwhile, I'll have bitten off each and every one of my fingers and replaced them all with motherfucking SHARKS. GREAT WHITE SHARKS.

Ever been punched by a FIST MADE OF SHARKS?
I can see that this is escalating into an arms race
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Oh Ultros, you magnificent bastard.
thread ruined.
[ ] "Where is Cirno?"
Oh god, I laughed at this far more than I should have.
Someone point me to the last thread? Archive isn't up to date.
Here you go.
Thread 50: >>17096
Last post in the archive: >>17424
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>>Where is Cirno?

You have more important things to worry about than Mokou being huffy as you ask about (9) with some concern. One of them had to have seen her.

Mokou looks slightly piqued that you don't rise to her fit and looks away, not responding. Keine looks thoughtful. "I thought she went outside for some fresh air. She said she'd be right back." She shakes her head. "I am sorry I cannot be more helpful! I didn't realize she had been gone very long until you mentioned it!" There is an apologetic look on her face and in her tone.

"Who cares." Mokou says with some amount of spite. "I'm tired of being delayed by the fairy. Let's just eat and then get to what you promised. You might start decomposing before my eyes if we wait to long." She sends a small glare at you, obviously irritated by the wait.

[ ] "I'm sure she'll be back eventually." Begin to eat with Keine and Mokou

[ ] "I'll be right back, guys, I have to go find Cirno first." Get your shoes back on and go outside to look for her

---Optional seconds---

[ ] "Don't be such a dick, Mokou."

[ ] "You all can eat while I'm away." (Second option)

[ ] "Mokou, stop it, I don't want to deal with this. If it's causing so many issues, I just won't tell you. Would it kill you to be polite?"
Evidently new thread is needed.
[x] "I'll be right back, guys, I have to go find Cirno first." Get your shoes back on and go outside to look for her

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