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162851 No. 162851
It had started innocently enough. While hunting, I had found various pamphlets in another language. After a lot of work with a dictionary, I had eventually figured out that it was about the conflict between the Proletariat¹ and the Bourgeoisie² that keeps bleeding them dry and exploiting their labour. Really, overall, I liked those texts. Unlike the common stance of 'we can't do anything, let's just all stay in the village where it's safe', it instead promoted a more active way to behave. It declared that one should always fight and work to improve things, that one shouldn't tolerate anything less than our due, that we should do everything we can to improve things.

Having discovered something so incredible, so revolutionary, I took to talking about it with others. One of the biggest points I kept coming to is how big Gensokyo is and yet we live in a tiny part of it and keep to it. Maybe the fact that I'm a hunter makes me more aware of it, but the fact that so few of us dare venture out annoys me to no end. There it is, a great big world and we're kept confined by the Youkai oppressor! Apparently, though, there's some people that got a bit annoyed by me talking about that so much and, one day, talks started to get a bit, well... heated. I ended up arguing with an annoyed Mayor for a fair while and, while I kept saying it was possible, he kept arguing that no, it wasn't.

To make a long story short, I ended up agreeing to a bet in the heat of the moment and now, well, I'm in a bit of trouble... Basically, I’m going to live, on my own, outside of the human village for a year. If I make it, I'll have proven that it is possible, but when -their words, they all assume it'll happen- I slink back home shamefully, I'll never mention it ever again. But you know what? I'll show them! I, Sonoda, will live on my own, out there, and I'll have such an easy time of it they'll have no choice but agree with me that it is not only possible but easy!


¹A fancy word for humans I’m assuming

²Clearly some kind of vampire or leech-like youkai.


******

Posing heroically while Imagination drew his portrait, Pride smiled, "At last, we shall show them all! No more cries of 'Sonoda, you moron, shut up already.' will be heard, we shall be known as Sonoda the wise! Sonoda the Brave! Sonoda the Great!"

From his corner, Realism sighed and rubbed his forehead, "That's good and all but we need to do it first. Hell, we need to figure out where to live in the first place. What are our options, Memory?"

A nearby pile of books wiggled and coughed before toppling to reveal Memory buried in it, reading from a book, "Our options are fairly varied, there's a lot of ground after all but first we need to pick an area I suppose. I assume we need to avoid any areas that are too civilized so our options would be... well, for starters, there's the forest of magic and the forest of the lost, there's that nice field near the sunflower field, that's a very pretty area and strangely devoid of youkai. There's also that lake in the forest, it's not too bad to get to, at least during the day. I suppose I should mention the youkai villages as well, the Kappa and Tengu villages to be exact."

Pride snorted, "There's no way the Tengu would let us into their lands though I suppose the youkai mountain, outside of their lands, would work." Realism winced, "That's not exactly a safe place though, same with the forests and the lake. I know we can't find our way in the forest of the lost so that's not an option. The field and the Kappa village, if they let us in, would be the most sensible options. We've always had good relations with the Kappa, our cucumber donations when we go to fish on the lazier days will pay off now."

Pride raised a fist, shaking it as he yelled out, "Screw sensible! Is this not us proving that anywhere in gensokyo is ours for the taking!? I say we should live in the heart of enemy territory and prove that even in adversity, we can survive!" Self-Control struck his hammer a few times, "Calm down, Pride, calm down. Let's argue about our options." Realism suddenly struck a fist in his hand, "And we need to pick who we'll get to build our house, we know a few good contractors." Memory nodded at that, "We do, the town's carpenters already offered to build the house at half price though, to be honest, getting Kappas or Tsuchigumos to build it would go a lot faster. Both of those options would also build the house for using Kappa devices as well while the village's carpenters can't really do that part."

Instincts grumbled from his end, "The Tsuchigumos tend to make houses full of spiders, though, especially pre-human shaped members of their kind, is it a good idea to risk moving in and ending up sharing our house with a sentient spider or two?" Pride snorted, "They are, at most, hand-sized and don't really like to eat humans, there's no risks and getting some goodwill from a growing youkai might pay off later on." Realism nodded, "Point. I'd say all three options have their pros and cons, really."

Organisation nodded, "Right then, so here's our options if I understood right."

Places:
[ ] Forest of Magic
[ ] Great Lake
[ ] Plains
[ ] Kappa Village
[ ] Youkai Mountain

Contractors:
[ ] Human Carpenters
[ ] Kappa Engineers
[ ] Tsuchigumo Builders

(Author Note: Tsuchigumo means Earth Spiders, I tend to favour the original names for species.)

>> No. 162852
Oooh~ New story!
[Y] Plains is where things will occur!
And I for one, will welcome our new
[Y] Tsuchigumo Builders
>> No. 162854
Dammit OP, when I saw the image, I thought we were going to be doing Kerry in Gensokyo Quest.

[X] Forest of Magic
[X] Kappa engineers
>> No. 162855
[X] Kappa Village
[X] Tsuchigumo Builders
>> No. 162856
[x] Great Lake
[x] Kappa Engineers

A house on a lake. Sounds lovely. If we get really lucky, they might build him a house in a lake.
>> No. 162857
>Dammit OP, when I saw the image, I thought we were going to be doing Kerry in Gensokyo Quest. 

*bows in apology* I would have preferred to use an original picture but after a long while poking around on danbooru and only finding cool, evil or cute male pictures (Sonoda is none of those things) finding that one made me go 'perfect'.

>A house on a lake. Sounds lovely. If we get really lucky, they might build him a house in a lake.

Considering they are Kappa, that is a definite risk. I meant by it, though, perhaps with a fishing pier.
>> No. 162859
[X]Great Lake

[X] Human carpenters
If we want to prove that humans can expand outside the village, relying on Youkai labour is self-defeating
>> No. 162860
>>162859
He's not trying to prove that humans can expand without youkai help. He's trying to prove that they can expand at all.
>> No. 162861
Argh, now I wish there was a Kiritsugu Quest. Probably either where Yukari takes the place of Natalia, or where while blowing up some guy's shit (for fleeing thereafter), he inadvertently busts his way into this massive Reality Marble...
Before anyone gives the obvious reply: no, I'm a fucking terrible writer.

Can't be helped. I guess I'll settle for Houseoutensoku.
>> No. 162863
[X]Forest of Magic: if you survive the Forest for a year, it proves humans can live in any damn place.
>> No. 162869
[ ] Forest of Magic

[ ] Kappa Engineers
>> No. 162870
[X] Forest of Magic and [X] Tsuchigumo Builders. is it wrong to hope for a beer spider?
>> No. 162872
[x] Plains
[x] Human carpenters
>> No. 162873
[x] Plains
[x] Kappa Engineers
>> No. 162875
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162875
I wonder why no youkai live in the
[X] Plains ?
[x] Kappa Engineers
>> No. 162877
[x] Tsuchigumo Builders
Because spiders.
>> No. 162879
[x] Plains.
[x] Tsuchigumo builders.

>not using line breaks for each new speaker
>*action text*
Straight from fanfiction.net, aren't you?
>> No. 162881
>>162879

Nope. I have simply gotten in the habit of using * to denote actions from IRC chat, I feel it adds a bit more personality to a message.

As for not breaking the line between each speaker, Is that truly necessary? I'm under the impression that excessive line breaks should be avoided.
>> No. 162882
[X] Plains
Because the protagonist is so badass.
[X] Kappa Engineers
Anything built by Kappa is much more reliable.
>> No. 162883
>>162881
Every writer has their preferences, but your ultimate goal should generally be to work towards clarity. If your story is confusing and unreadable, then it doesn't matter how interesting it might be.

New lines whenever the speaker changes is meant to make a conversation easier to follow. I personally prefer to read dialogue spaced out as such.
>> No. 162885
>>162883

Mmm, thanks for the advice, I'll try to keep that in mind.
>> No. 162896
[ ] Plains
[ ] Tsuchigumo Builders

Spiders. Always spiders. Also because I'm wondering why and how spiders would have the capability to build a home.
And if the plains are clear of youkai, that certainly makes things convenient, doesn't it?
>> No. 162897
>>162896
I think there was mention somewhere of the earth spiders of Gensokyo being skilled architects - a reference of sorts to a spider's natural talent at spinning webs I suppose.

Anyway...

[x] Great Lake
[x] Tsuchigumo Builders

Waterfront property is always highly sought after and the kappa aren't too reliable for projects that take longer than a day.
>> No. 162900
Unbeknownst to us, we may already be locking our route:
Kappa-built house is Gurren Lagann-style rapidly-escalating action comedy mecha route.
Tsuchigumo-built house is slice-of-life comedy with possible harem? romance route where we have to put up increasing numbers of Youkai in our house, a little like Love Hina but with more bro spiders to bro it up with.
Human-built house is Lunatic-modo survival horror route. Unlike the first two, we have neither technology nor Broukai as defense against the feral Youkai who wish to rape, kill and/or eat us. Not necessarily in that order.

Location determines who we meet.


...nah, couldn't be...
>> No. 162902
>>162881
...but you use /me to denote actions in IRC.
>> No. 162903
>>162900
I'm pretty sure no one wants to fuck a spider.
>> No. 162904
>>162902

Of course, but it's not always appropriate since /me only works if you want to start with your username.
>> No. 162906
>>162903

You haven't been on the Internet long enough.
>> No. 162907
[X] Plains
[X] Tsuchigumo Builders

Plains is because. Just seemed like something to look into.

Spider builders is because we may be able to get Beer Spider. Do you guys remember Beer Spider? Because I do.
>> No. 162909
>>162907
Fuck yeah, Beer Spider. Best bro.
>> No. 162910
[X] Plains
[X] Tsuchigumo Builders

Alright a new story!

Regarding spiders, I don't think Yamame has been relevant in anything ever. And that's terrible.
>> No. 162915
[X] Plains
[X] Tsuchigumo Builders

Getting in good terms with the spiders, for they dominate the earth.

>>162910
Yamame was pretty relevant in PQ IIRC
>> No. 162946
[x] Plains.
[x] Tsuchigumo builders.
>> No. 162950
[x] Plains.
[x] Tsuchigumo builders.
>> No. 162958
>>162903
I have three words for you: Monster Girl Encyclopedia
>> No. 162995
[x] Great Lake
[x] Kappa Engineers

We end up with a mobile all terrain mecha house, that's okay with me
>> No. 162998
[x] Youkai Mountain
[x] Kappa Engineers

So the Tengu won't let us in eh? Pride says fuck that.
>> No. 163002
[x] Plains.
[x] Tsuchigumo builders.

This seems like the most sane idea.
>> No. 163014
>>163002
Since when has Touhou ever been sane?
>> No. 163054
A thought just occured to me. How are we going to pay for the house?
>> No. 163055
[x] Great Lake
[x] Tsuchigumo builders.
>> No. 163061
[x] Plains
[x] Kappa
>> No. 163067
[x] Plains
[x] Tsuchigumo Builders
>> No. 163068
how is this still getting votes
>> No. 163221
I just had a odd question that is probably completely unrelated to the story. What is the gender ratio in you Gensokyo
>> No. 163222
>>163221
I meant "your Gensokyo". bad spelling grates on my nerves.
>> No. 163240
Plains
Kappa
>> No. 163282
>>163221
>>163222

Mmm, among humans, I'd say about half either way. Among youkai, I guess it depends on specie but most of them are 50/50 too.

Also, looks pretty clearly to be Plains with Tsuchigumo Builders to me so I've been brainstorming on that assumption.
>> No. 163371
>>163282
huh. I figured it would be a lot more lopsided than that. But that's just the fact that their's only one male among the absurdly large cast coloring my opinion.
>> No. 163374
Three. Though 1 is a non-humanoid turtle, and one is a cloud.
>> No. 163377
>>163371
>>163374
Depends which ones you count as canon characters. Offhand, I can recall Genji, Youki, Myouren, Unzan and Rinnosuke, but Youki and Myouren have never actually appeared.
Shingyouku may or may not count.
>> No. 163379
>>163377
From various manga written by ZUN, there are also Marisa's father, the god Shirou Sendai, a doctor named Unshou, and two unnamed gate guards from the Moon.

As an angel, Sariel probably can't be counted as male or female. YuugenMagan predates the stipulation that most Touhou characters are female, but who knows what it is?
>> No. 163383
>>163379
>>163377
Those people silped my mind. For some reason, Rinnosuke is the only one that seems to stick in my head. regardless, there are still a hell of a lot more female charaters than there are male.
>> No. 163384
>>163371
Well, way I see it, magical power (the one single thing that counts in Touhou for the most part) tends to run in females which causes them to be a lot more notable than males.
>> No. 163409
>>163384
Makes sense.