School in Gensokyo Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/08/29 (Mon) 22:38 No. 145456 ▼ File 131465748484.png - (422.83KB, 560x700 , 8fc2ee598846dff35123dc686c336cde.png)
Today is a dire day-
A dark event-
A foul reckoning!
You fail again to pry your hand from Master Kasen’s iron grasp.
“I’m not going to let you get out of this.”
--She cuts off your next protest.
“You need your hands to multiply! You can’t find your house on a map! You thought platinum was a fruit!”
It’s not your fault if it sounds delicious!
And there's a good reason for the map thing!
“No buts! The school invited me to speak, so you’re going to come along!”
Fist raised, you curse the name of “school.”
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For the new guys:
You are a particularly adventurous young human dedicated to ditching school by training to become a hermit. You can fly under your own power and have the strength of ten men.
First trial (class):
[ ] History
[ ] Painting
[ ] Arithmetic
[ ] Ethics
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Who cares that “back to school” isn’t a holiday! Labor Day is, and that’s enough!
Holidanon rides again!
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Holiday Archives Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/08/29 (Mon) 22:43 No. 145457 ▼ File 131465781739.jpg - (138.15KB, 450x550 , 1067e4f76ae84ad99679ec3244bf6659.jpg)
Anonymous 2011/08/29 (Mon) 22:45 No. 145459 [x] Painting
I dangerous topic, Mr Dr Sr Q.
I like it
Anonymous 2011/08/29 (Mon) 22:45 No. 145460 [ ] Arithmetic
Let's go for something where we can use our hands. But also isn't painting.
Anonymous 2011/08/29 (Mon) 23:18 No. 145463 [x] Ethics
Becoming a hermit to ditch school isn't very ethical at all.
Anonymous 2011/08/29 (Mon) 23:31 No. 145465 [X] Ethics
I really want to know who will be teaching this.
Anonymous 2011/08/29 (Mon) 23:33 No. 145466 ▼ File 131466080188.jpg - (478.52KB, 861x1050 , Pandora.jpg)
[x] Ethics
You fool, you know the kind of horrors this will unleash. There is still time to turn back.
Anonymous 2011/08/29 (Mon) 23:49 No. 145469 [x] Ethics
Let's go lads!
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 00:20 No. 145472 [x] Arithmetic
I warned you about the school-themed touhou stories bro. I told you dog.
Vote called Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/08/30 (Tue) 00:51 No. 145473 [x] Ethics
wins. I wasn't originally expecting to write this so early, but whatever!
I'll get this out before I go to bed tonight, and let that update sit until the afternoon.
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/08/30 (Tue) 02:31 No. 145479 ▼ File 131467147689.jpg - (941.36KB, 824x1385 , afbf54be709e4625a6597279074cbafa.jpg)
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“You listen to my lectures every day! They’ve got another teacher doing a talk, maybe she’ll have more luck than I have.”
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You force your way into the packed classroom and squeeze into a seat in the back row.
Keine hasn’t appeared yet, at least! You hope she’s not teaching today. Her last lecture on ethics really hurt your head.
Just then, the green-haired youkai that’s always sweeping up in front of the temple walks in the door. She cups her hands around her mouth.
“Gaatee, Gaatee!”
The windows rattle, and the other kids stop talking to cover their ears.
Keine’s lecture was still worse.
“Hijiri is giving a lecture personally to the older children, so she had me come here.” She says, twiddling her thumbs. Clearing clears her throat, she begins speaking in a perfect copy of the monk’s voice.
--WAH WAAAAH WAH WAHWAH WAHH WAAH WAH WAH WAH--
You yawn as she drones on and on about youkai and humans and something.
Hey, isn’t that Rumia? Why is she in the school? Keine threw her out last time she tried. Right through the wall.
She seems really focused on the lecture this time, though. You listen in. “...temple fully endorses interspecies relationships and marriages...”
Interwhatsitses? You tune out again. Oh, now she’s blushing. When the lecture mentions “half-youkai” she jumps a little.
It’s really boring...
But...
What if..."
[ ] Throw an eraser at Rumia
[ ] Keep watching her
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This is just a fork between scenes.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 02:41 No. 145480 [X] Throw an eraser at Rumia
They say bullying is a form of showing affection for school-aged kids, you know~
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 02:46 No. 145482 [x] Keep watching her
Youkai girl is learning; please wait warmly.
This is so incredibly relevant to my interests. It must be a trap. There's no way something this good could be real.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 03:44 No. 145490 [X] Keep watching her
Works for me~!
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 05:40 No. 145500 [x] Rape her
Men, We were born with a penis for a reason.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 09:21 No. 145506 [x] Throw an eraser at Rumia
Oh, Rumia. How I love to irk you so.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 09:31 No. 145507 [x] Throw an eraser at Rumia
Can't wait to see Kasen's face after school.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 10:53 No. 145509 [x] Keep watching her
Curse you T***a. Curse you!
Vote Called Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/08/30 (Tue) 13:03 No. 145512 [Q] Keep watching her
wins! Writing this afternoon, after I finish with classes.
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/08/30 (Tue) 21:30 No. 145525 ▼ File 131473982095.jpg - (147.81KB, 707x1000 , c248c8d83577f20e3e29864cf6f8ce5c.jpg)
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You can’t afford to blow your cover. You’ll just have to sit tight!
She fidgets with her hands for the next few minutes. Then, after glancing around the room red-faced, she slips out the door, mumbling something about “bathroom.”
Hey, that’s cheating!
You slip out into the hall, with the same excuse.
What a great idea!
Encounter:
[ ] Off-white
[ ] Walk-ins
[ ] Hall pass
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Yes, it’s tiny.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 21:38 No. 145526 [x] Walk-ins
If tiny means you'll update in a timely manner, I'm all for it.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 22:06 No. 145528 [X] Walk-ins
Couldn't decide so random chance took care of it.
Anonymous 2011/08/30 (Tue) 23:29 No. 145530 [x] Walk-ins
I'm hoping this is what leads us across a masturbatingcute Rumia.
Anonymous 2011/08/31 (Wed) 01:21 No. 145536 [X] Walk-ins
We should thank her for giving us that excuse to leave class! That was so nice of her!
Anonymous 2011/08/31 (Wed) 05:13 No. 145548 [x] Off-white
Color of her panties.
Anonymous 2011/08/31 (Wed) 13:10 No. 145567 [X] Hall pass
sure why not
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/09/01 (Thu) 16:44 No. 145605 This, of all things, spawns the largest discussion in a holiday story to date.
Clearly, I have had my priorities all wrong.
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/09/01 (Thu) 21:15 No. 145612 ▼ File 131491171911.jpg - (82.29KB, 576x900 , nlcqjc.jpg)
>please don't end up obsessed with discussion
I don't know how to break it to you, man...
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One of the doors is open!
They redecorated the carpet pattern in the nurse’s office. Brown spotted is pretty tacky, you say.
Maybe you could stay here and-
“You’re a student here, right? Are you sick or hurt?”
Who is she?
“Oh, I’m sorry. I’m Heather, the school nurse. I just got the job last month, so...”
She’s a lot younger than the last nurse. And a girl. Really a girl, this time. She gives you a shy smile, then--
Gräbläähprkhäää
Oh, ew.
“Oh, I’m--” cough “--I’m so sorry!”
Red shoes are popular now, anyway. You think.
The bell rings for the next class.
Siiiiigh
So much for that idea.
Second trial:
[ ] History
[ ] Painting
[ ] Arithmetic
[ ] Ethics
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Anonymous 2011/09/01 (Thu) 21:21 No. 145614 [x] Painting
...I'm not entirely sure why I'm subconsciously associating Rumia with this. Probably no relation.
Anonymous 2011/09/01 (Thu) 21:22 No. 145615 [x] Arithmetic
>Heather
It's been a long time, my friends. Too long for most of the children to understand, in fact.
Anonymous 2011/09/01 (Thu) 23:28 No. 145619 [x] Painting
Hahaha, I didn't expect that.
Art next! Nude models get!
Anonymous 2011/09/02 (Fri) 00:36 No. 145623 ▼ File 131492381290.jpg - (5.08KB, 200x150 , cut it out.jpg)
Anonymous 2011/09/02 (Fri) 00:41 No. 145624 [X] Painting
You've found the perfect profession, Heather. Nurse outfits would look good on you, and you can get all the psychotherapy drugs you could ever need.
Now bring on Reina doing the nude modeling.
Anonymous 2011/09/02 (Fri) 00:53 No. 145627 [X] Painting
So much for catching Rumia.
Anonymous 2011/09/02 (Fri) 04:01 No. 145636 ▼ File 131493611632.jpg - (115.20KB, 524x800 , 14509858.jpg)
>>145635 I just did. But seeing as I am one of those voters, it won't do any good. Hope springs eternal~
Anonymous 2011/09/02 (Fri) 16:09 No. 145657 [x] Painting
Longer updates are needed. Or if you want to keep them short, faster updates.
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/09/08 (Thu) 06:37 No. 145890 ▼ File 131546385532.jpg - (556.36KB, 800x800 , 8bebf3e8c8df89d6eeaf1622522500d6.jpg)
New extra raunchy flavor!
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“Your lack of refinement the Underground look civilized. You need to learn how to appreciate art!”
What about the wood carvings she was studying last n--
“Not that kind of art!” she shouts, cheeks pink.
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The desks are spread out, with paintings on painting-stands in front of them.
It smells like pine trees~
“Welcome.”
It’s the pajama wizard!
“Your assessment is entirely correct, while at the same time lacking everything a proper greeting should have. Simply amazing.”
“At least stop reading while you criticize them,” the red she-devil says, over her shoulder.
“The blow to their confidence will be at least twice as strong if you give them your undivided attention,” the snappily-dressed devil man quips, from the other side.
“You really shouldn’t be giving that kind of criticism to middle schoolers, miss Knowledge.”
It’s an ordinary, unremarkable highschooler!
“Yes, yes. Please take your seat, Jin.”
“My name’s not-”
“Class is starting!” She-devil chimes!
With a skip, she’s standing on a soapbox in the center of class.
“Today, we’ll be doing model paintings, so look at me closely!”
With a theatrical sweep of her arm, her vest is already off, and her shirt is down two buttons!
Could this be a new record!?
Pajama gives her a sharp glare, and she freezes. She sends an appealing look to her ally, the devil man!
He shrugs helplessly.
“Awwww. Fiiiine.” She redresses. The entire class joins her in a disappointed sigh.
The wizard reads in the corner, the devils both vanish toward the restroom, and the students placidly paint pictures of mundane apples and vazses. Jin keeps glancing at the teacher instead of his subject.
The devil woman comes back with messy hair, followed by the other devil and... a fairy maid?
Aren’t they students?
beep beep beep beep beep
“Class dismissed,” your “teacher” says.
Now that that class is done, which one comes next?
Third class:
Wait! That’s not right! What were you thinking!"
Whew!
Schools blackest of temptations had nearly caught hold of you! You must remain strong!
Encounter:
[ ] Off-white
[ ] Walk-ins
[ ] Hall pass
[ ] Warning bells
[ ] It’s sparkling!
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Took a while. Blame a cold, a response paper, and me being me. That is, mostly liquid.
Anonymous 2011/09/08 (Thu) 07:21 No. 145892 [X] Hall pass
I'm wondering what it was, now.
Anonymous 2011/09/08 (Thu) 07:26 No. 145893 [x] It’s sparkling!
Shiny! Cannot resist shiny!
>a fairy maid
You're going to need to be more specific. There are like 20 fairy maid OCs.
Anonymous 2011/09/09 (Fri) 00:19 No. 145917 [X] It’s sparkling!
Now's our chance! We can escape! Freedom! Freeeeee-OHLOOKSHINY
Anonymous 2011/09/09 (Fri) 01:25 No. 145923 >“Yes, yes. Please take your seat, Jin.”
You're pretty much just asking for it now.
[x] Off-white
Anonymous 2011/09/09 (Fri) 01:47 No. 145928 [X] Hall pass
>What about the wood carvings she was studying last n--
>“Not that kind of art!” she shouts, cheeks pink.
The Wild and Horneyd Hermit was looking at The Fisherman's Wife?
Anonymous 2011/09/09 (Fri) 07:10 No. 145939 >“Yes, yes. Please take your seat, Jin.”
>“My name’s not-”
Wait a second....
Oh you bastard, you are a real bastard for making me remember THAT story. Of course if this story has the same spirit as that one, then don't quit and actually finish this.
Anonymous 2011/09/09 (Fri) 14:43 No. 145954 [x] Warning bells
☢CAUTION!!☢
☢CAUTION!!☢
☢CAUTION!!☢
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/09/09 (Fri) 15:04 No. 145955 So a mention of GH gets more notice than Koakuma having a a (probable) threesome with Sera and Voile in the Supply closet?
Clearly, I have underestimated you. Or overestimated.
Anonymous 2011/09/09 (Fri) 23:07 No. 145980 [x] Off-white
>GH now also ruining other stories
Sigh.
Anonymous 2011/09/10 (Sat) 09:17 No. 146001 [x] It’s sparkling!
All that talk about GH reminds me how much i miss it. No Rumia route leaves me in despair. She was such a bro and we finally could talk about her mother and life before this.
Damn.
Anonymous 2011/09/10 (Sat) 14:35 No. 146008 ▼ File 131566530265.jpg - (142.50KB, 850x1199 , e96b67e0e206a4e6b2d214e068eacaa1.jpg)
Note to self: Never, ever, reference GH in another story.
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/09/10 (Sat) 15:22 No. 146012 Note to self: Reference GH more, fuck the haters.
Also lovely Rumia.
Anonymous 2011/09/11 (Sun) 01:53 No. 146035 ▼ File 131570601942.jpg - (77.60KB, 791x800 , 21594061.jpg)
I just realized Dr. Q is the only person on this site who has actually completed a story with Rumia as a main character. As far as I know, I haven't read everything.
Good Job
vote called Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/09/25 (Sun) 21:10 No. 146658 [x] It's Sparkling! wins.
Saging because while I hope to update today, only God knows when it'll actually happen.
Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/10/31 (Mon) 03:10 No. 148463 ▼ File 13200306501.jpg - (232.38KB, 1200x1877 , 035714fed237aac94988f036e5c7680f.jpg)
After much waiting, it is here! Thank Nobody for getting me pumped up again.
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Bam!
You slide into the hall.
“Eeek!”
You didn’t hit them, so it’s all fine!
Oof.
Who put a pillar in the middle of the... hall...
“Oh!” the antlered figure bellows. “You’re that kid who keeps dropping by, aren’t you?” The seams of his uniform creak as he raises lifts a hand. What is he-
No, no, you won’t ask.
“Oh, what’s an Oni doing in school?”
You look past him at the green-haired shrine maiden highschooler.
Creeaak
“For times like these,” he says, looking her over. “See you later, kid!” He walks off, flashing a grin.
Pop!
Ah! There it goes!
Head tilted, she brushes back her hair.
“If I tell them about this, maybe I can get Hoshuu and Ku-chan to come, too...”
The bell rings!
Third trial:
[ ] History
[ ] Painting
[ ] Arithmetic
[ ] Ethics
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Anonymous 2011/10/31 (Mon) 03:30 No. 148464 [x] History.
I'd be surprised if this updates before next year.
Anonymous 2011/10/31 (Mon) 03:34 No. 148466 [x] Existential crisis.
-[x] Cease to exist.
Update Red Gold, faggot.
Anonymous 2011/10/31 (Mon) 03:55 No. 148470 [x] History
Turtle speed kinda crippled my care levels, to be honest.
Anonymous 2011/10/31 (Mon) 04:38 No. 148473 [x] History
We must make with the learnings
Anonymous 2011/10/31 (Mon) 18:15 No. 148486 [x] History
Hey, at least history has some neat stories sometimes. Holidayanon seems like the type to put math off as long as possible, unlike the kid in Red Gold.
Vote Called Dr. Q !4WBwMSuyxE 2011/11/01 (Tue) 20:31 No. 148532 [x] History
wins. Writing now, sorry for missing a day again.