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Anon stopped and stared at a strange sight. A small blue-haired child with strange crystal wings was weeping in the corner of the room.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

The little girl stopped sobbing and looked back at him with pitiful eyes.

"T-they kicked me out," she said slowly. "They all started calling me names and cursed at me. And then someone hit be in the head with a sledgehammer."

Anon knelt down and ruffled the little girl's hair. He gave her an encouraging smile.

"How can someone even think of hurting such a cute and innocent creature like you?" he whispered gently. "Why would they do such a thing?"

The girl looked up at him, her eyes still full of tears.

"They said that they needed space for spaghetti bird," she said. "Eye don't even know what that is! Eye just don't understand it."

The smile faded from Anon. His eyes were blank and lifeless.

"Spaghetti bird..." he whispered darkly.

"A-anon, what are you -"

Suddenly, Anon grabbed the back of the little girl's head and slammed it hard on the ground. Like a possessed beast, he slammed it again and again on the hard concrete floor. He ignored the high-pitched cries as he decimated the creature with his own two hands.

By the time he finished, the girl's face was too mutilated to recognize. Anon smiled and admired his work. By the time the /jp/ police arrived, it was already too late.

When they asked for Anon's statement, he only had one thing to say.

"Japanese bird cooking spaghetti."

No. 116890
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No. 116894
lol'd
No. 116900
No sir, I don't like it.
No. 116901
Accurate social commentary.
No. 116938
>>116901
I do concur with your point, though I wonder if the line

>By the time he finished, the girl's face was too mutilated to recognize. Anon smiled and admired his work. By the time the /jp/ police arrived, it was already too late.

If that's remarking upon the changed nature of THP or not.
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>>116938