She looks so happy and excited to show this off.

It gets me every goddamn time.

>>105347

Onric just wants to give you a hug.

>>105348
Onric? Cirno reversed?

>>105350
Yep. Fan creation. Japanese name is Achichiruno, I believe.
Then there's Chichiruno, which I think is a large-breasted Cirno.

>>105352
>Chichiruno, which I think is a large-breasted Cirno.
The wrongness of this concept cannot be comprehended by the human brain.

>>105424

>>105431

Wha-... why all of a sudden...!? If you say something like that out of the blue, it's really troublesome for me... Ah, it's not because I hate it, but umm... Actually, it's fine, but... It sounds a little weird saying this myself, but I'm selfish and childlike, a-and I might suddenly say "Let me suck your blood!" and attack you, you know? Are you OK with that...?
B, But I think it's definitely our "fate" to be like this...!!
Eh? "Stop showing off"? Uuー...

Um, you see... I don't think I ever thanked you properly, so I'd like you to hear it...

So... thank you...

You came to class without doing your homework again? All right then, how about we do it during our break? I'll teach you the parts that you don't know.

>>105645
Suika with boobs? and impossible shirt? does not compute.

Well... What could this possibly lead to.

...Hnnnnng

>>106078
You guys always care just for one thing. Did you even look at her face?

>>106109

But Suika is the flattest, her having breasts would entail some other curvy Touhou being loli or flat as well just to preserve the balance.

>>106111
Yeah, but she has a nice face in that picture.

>>106114

I meant to say her face was nice in that pic in addition to the previous statement.

Parsee and her companion cubes.

>>106472

Miku has been ruined.

>>106567
If you think of it as patchy cosplaying as miku, it's sexy.

>>106649
Not in the slightest.

>>106664
Sup Giddy.

"Y... You can't just ask me like that out of the blue... Besides, I'm an oni, and I'm not really "experienced" or whatever...
I don't really know whole lot about this sort of thing... but if you're okay with that then... well... um..."

*fidget*fidget*
"Umm... well... you know! I... like you... too... Eh? Which do I like more, you or sake? ...Uu~ that's a really cruel-spirited question...
When I'm talking with you... I can't taste the sake anymore..."

"L-Love? What are you saying, all of a sudden...
Eh... ah, umm... I...
But, I'm a youkai...
Eh? That doesn't factor into it?
Is... Is that so..."

"You're a weird person, aren't you...You're the first person to say that. I've always been hated because I'm a mouse, and my presence alone has always been a nuisance, so I'm used to being hated.
But, it's the first time anyone has ever told me that they love me...s-so, um..."
(Aah, what am I supposed to talk about at times like this?...)

"Oh-oh well... If.. If you say it like that, th-then I guess it's fine if we go out... okay?
B-but in return... if-if you don't make me happy, then I won't forgive you.. okay?"

"A~u~... when you say it so suddenly like that, it's embarrassing... Are you sure you're OK with someone like me?
Ehehe ♪ Well then, please take care of me!
...but, don't tell Kanako."

"Huh? Oh, alright. Please take care of me from now on, and all that.
Well, it's not like this changes anything, anyway."

And once she's alone...

"Ehehehehehe~!
He confessed! He confessed to me!
Ohh! I'm so happy I don't know what to do~!
I wonder if he'll start calling me "darling" soon~!
Ehehe, ehehehehe~!"

"Wh, what do you think you're saying, all of a sudden...
And in front of everyone, no less...!
I know all about it, you know.
How you've made your move on all of them, one after another.
Honestly, you're just way too lacking in your sense of integrity!
Hmph. Looks like if you don't have someone watching you, you'll never get over this bad habit of yours.
I... I guess there's nothing else for me to do but to stay close to you and watch over you until you quit acting like that.
...I trust you have no objections?
Th- that means I'll be sticking to you like glue until the end!
Understand!?"

"E, ehh?! A-ayayayayaya...
Wh, wh, wha... eh...?
Um, oh God! Are you for real?
I thought nobody liked me much at all...
Everybody says I'm annoying...
Y-y-you're really okay with me?
I-I wonder what the kids will l-... no, wait, I wonder if that's moving too fast...?
N-never mind that part!!"

"Wait a sec, you're being serious when you say that?
Even though I'm a parent already?
But, maybe if it's with you, it wouldn't be so bad to go back to being a newlywed..."

"Y... you scared me~ Geez!! Don't frighten me like that! That was really surprising... auu...
Wait... so does this mean I can also scare other people with this... A-A-A-As if I could really do something that embarrassing...
Eh? My reply? Ahh, wait, hold on! Umm, ummm... even if you ask me to reply right now, I... um... well... for now, um...
I envy your life...?!"
<something often said by haunting spirits>

"I like you... maybe.
...That's what I think of you."

"Um... I...
I... love you...
Au..."

"I know this is not something I am allowed to do... but,
Even so... I love you."

"Y-you!
Marry me!!"

"You do know that I can read minds...right...?
Hawah... A-again...
That's... auu... Even I can feel uneasy, you know..."

"Y... You love... me...?
Well, I don't exactly dislike you either, so...
Um...
...I guess that's all there is to say about it."

"Wha! What are you saying!? Are you stupid!?
Huh? Answer!? W...Well...umm...are you really okay with me...?"

"Eh? Okay!
So, play together with me, Onii-chan! Forever and ever!"

>>106981
With some creative use of Four of A Kind, you could pull a The Shining with that comment and make it twice as terrifying.

This is Mystia, right? I'd feel stupid if I am mistaken.

"Waah-! Wh, saying such an embarrassing thing while you're completely sober...!
-ah! Nonononono... Crap! I slipped!
I spilled a single drop of my sake...
Aw, geez. I guess you win."

Summary:
Lately, there's been a man passionately paying visits to the shrine. Believing that he was aiming for Sanae, Suwako sought to punish him and called him into the main sanctuary, but to her surprise...?
Uehh... M, Me...? Not Sanae...? Ah... don't touch me...
N, No, it's not that I don't like it, but... I'm a curse god... and I'm so child-like... that's why, well, um... ah, auu—...

Summary:
I'm a lolicon. Enter Suika, sleeping after getting piss drunk. Is this my chance!? I kissed her face while she was sleeping but accidentally woke her up, so I continued full speed ahead and confessed my love for her...
Urp... D, Don't look at me like that... Even if you confess to me out of the blue like that... *hic*..."

>>107391

Does anyone else find all these stuttering/blushing/confession pictures to be either irritating or creepy as fuck?

I cannot be the only one whose skin crawls when I think about the kind of people who could think this was cute.

Or at least don't fucking bother with the translations for them, please. Sometimes translations, like lyrics, only bring down the material they are a part of.

This is one of those times.

"Umm...you were quick to say something like that, weren't you?
No, I don't really hate that...
It's because I was planning to say it to you first.
Emotionally prepared...
*woof*...
I...I love you too..."

>>107399
Well, that's just, like your opinion, man.

Although the stuttering ones aren't my favorites.


"Eh!? Ah... A... E, Um... Ah... Um... Well... Uh... A..."

>>107399
what annoys me is that a good number of these characters likely wouldn't react like this. Not even remotely.

>>107399
I enjoyed the Reimu one.

>>107410
Why upload one, then?

I liked >>106973 and >>106870.

>>what annoys me is that a good number of these characters likely wouldn't react like this. Not even remotely.

Something strikes me as a bit odd about being annoyed by something like when you're on a site like this, to say nothing of the nature of Touhou fanworks in general, but to each his own.

>>107411
I think that's part of why they disgust me.

A large part of it.

>>107423
It's not at all odd. There's fanon and artist interpretation, and then there's making them into incoherent, stuttering moetards.

I mean, fuck, why bother with any pretense? Just start translating the text in all of them as "Do you love me-uguu~?"

It'd be just as "cute."

>>107418
They're still funny.

>>107423
Part of what it is for me is that, some of the characters that they show are what, centuries old if not older. Why would something silly like a confession do that to them? The Kanako one especially.
The only way I can see the Kanako one is if she was trying not to laugh.
This one >>106968 Isn't particularly bad,
And this one >>106870 is good too.
But
>>107410
>>106978
>>107392
>>107390
>>106976
Are the ones that really annoy me. Most of the rest of them are okay-ish.

Yeah, some of them I definitely find kind of ig, like that loli-Suika one, and that Kanako one (though that one more because of the art). Still, a lot of them I like, too.

By the way, have you seen the latest Eirin one?

Various characters would react different ways, not all stuttering.

>>107411
And on the other hands, others may react in a very simillar way. Especially the younger ones, or the ones that had little to no interaction with men.

Well, i'm sure Yuugi wouldn't stutter, might blush a bit, but that's about it. She's a bro.

>>107513

"......Pour it."

>>107542

Silly Yuugi, you don't pour semen in a cup, you drink it straight from the tap.

>>107550
Thank you for the mental images, good sir.

Now I know that if erection persists longer than four hours, it's not serious enough to warrant calling a doctor.

"W, What are you saying all of a sudden... It's not like I was surprised or anything, why would I be... It's just, I felt a throb deep in my heart, that's all.
I'm not lying! When you said that with
such a serious face...
It just throbbed, OK! Dummy! It's your responsibility...
You'll take responsibility for me, right?"

>>107607

>>107582
"U-um... Err... Ah..."

"I love ya too!"

Flandrus

After hearing Yukari-sama's ghost story you got scared and can't sleep?
...come on, it's cold. Get in.

>>108172

That's not Moe, that's GRIMDARK.

"Y-you do know I'm a youkai, right!?
W-wha-what are you spouting about so suddenly!?
You really are a fool!"

"Wai...Wait..
Big brother is a Lolicon?
Do you understand what you're saying?"

"Geez, you've sure got guts, teasing a curse god like this.
Eh...? Y, You're serious about this...? Y-Y-You should really know when to stop fooling around... Ah, uu... Urgh... if you're actually joking with me, I'll curse you..."

>>108196
The art on this one is rather nice, showing suwako as more of a young lady instead of 'loli loli su-wa-ko!' which is so annoying. Blame ZUN, I know, I know.

The text, not so nice.

Youk i Moe~

"What are you saying, all of a sudden?? You do know that you're a human and I'm a youkai, right...? Even so, are you... OK with that?
If you really feel that you're OK with this, then... I... umm... I-I'm fine with it too..."

"Wha?.....WHAT? M....ME? Not Lyrica or Merlin? Saying something out of blue like that...No...I don't hate it...It's just...Should I say that I don't hate you either...
Ahh...Jeez, what am I saying!"
(This isn't like me at all. Calm down...Nothing happened, be of one mind! One mind...One mind...One mind...One mind...)

>>108305

Flan always did have great legs.

"Eh...?
W, What are you saying so suddenly...!
I..I'm a youkai you know? One that is feared because I can read people's minds, a being incompatible with humans...
Huh? You say that doesn't matter? Wha...au..."
(This is the first time something like this has been said to me...there is no doubt in his heart either...wha wha what should I do...)
"I, If you're ok with someone like me...! I, I mean, I guess it can't be helped, I'll pretend to g...g...go out with you! B...but it's just pretend, so no...*mumble mumble*...and such yet!
Wha, what are you imagining! No! Don't think about that!...Hauu"

>>108305
Why is Flandre dressed like a whore?

>>108313

It's more like emphasizing that she isn't a little girl and to get Jin's attention.

And it was Sakuya's idea

>>106966
She is so wonderful ;__;
After seeing her, dying doesn't sound that bad anymore.

>>108313
She looks like a Reindeer. But i really would like to unpack Remilia.

These last two crappy confession pictures have made me begin to wonder if it's not the retarded, incredibly out-of-character, blushing-schoolgirl-esque reactions that piss me off, but rather, all those motherfucking ellipses.
My hatred for these actually seems to make a bit more sense in light of that notion.

>>108328
Oh, man I know what you mean. Actually, I'm waging a personal war against punctuation marks.
I hate ellipses as much as the next guy, but my nemesis is the semicolon. Useless, annoying and boring. Fuck you, semicolon.

>>108311
poor eye thing.
>>108328
As one who uses ellipses liberally, I'm going to have to disagree with you.

>>107542
>>108160
Best responses so far.

"......Eh?"

"H-hey!? What are saying so suddenly!?
Please think about the mood, dummy!"

"Geez.........."

"I'll......pour some tea."

"From now on, since you'll always be by my side,
You have an obligation to drink the tea I make! Understood!?"

>>108476
Okay, I'll admit, these ones are good.

Magically, they also lack the crappy aspects pointed out so far.

"Was that a pick-up line? That sucked. Try again."

"Come on. One more time."

>>108328
It's usually best to keep in mind that the Japanese use ellipses for any moment of verbal silence. This is considered proper for their culture. In fact, the traditional three periods is often not enough; as you can see, it's often that a writer/artist will use as many periods as they feel necessary to convey the length of the silence.

For English-speakers, the ellipsis is three periods only. Its proper uses are only two: for shortening a quotation to omit the irrelevant parts, and (in prose) to indicate the trailing-off of a character's monologue.

Naturally, there are many conflicts between these two purposes. Anyone translating character dialogue from Japanese to English would be well-advised to keep this in mind, as it is the intent behind the words spoken, not the literal wording, that should be given in English.

Self-sage for contributing nothing of relevance to the purpose of this thread.

>>108531
>Self-sage for contributing nothing of relevance to the purpose of this thread.

Off-topic or not that was still very enlightening. Many thanks.


>>108526
One of the best responses yet. Suwako's lecherous expression here is priceless. Though is it just me, or does that hat seem far creepier than normal?

>>108531
>Anyone translating character dialogue from Japanese to English would be well-advised to keep this in mind, as it is the intent behind the words spoken, not the literal wording, that should be given in English.

Plusfag, as from the beginning: you make me happier and more terrified with every post you make that shows me how closely alike we think.

"You won't understand unless I tell you? You really are stupid, you know that!
I like you!
Now do you understand?"

>>108603
This is deeply unsettling.

"With such a serious expression on your face... and gazing at me like that, that's so sly... so I'm giving you punishment.
What you said just now, you have to say it again. That's OK, right?
It's all thanks to someone that I'm sobered up now, so... it's OK, right? You'll make me drunk again, right?
...C'mon, hurry up. Your punishment."

"S-Saying such a thing so suddenly...
It really bothers me...
Mm... but it really makes me happy to hear you say that...
I'd love for you to stay by my side forever..."

"Ehehe, you've got a face on like you don't believe me.
But I love you... I really do."

"I would like to walk in your time.
... I love you."

"Uu~!!"
(I was to say it first!)
"Uuu~!!!"
(You never heard of the phrase "Ladies First"!?)
"Uu~!!"

>>108907

HNNNNG.

>>109042
This would actually be fine if not for the Maria-like Uu-uu-ing.

>>109100
And the dreadful art.

"E... Eh? You really... me...? Ah, I, I can't.
As Yuyuko-sama's attendant, I've committed my life to serving her, so... Eh? How I feel...?
...Uu, I'll be honest with you, OK? R, Right now, my heart is beating very fast.
This, this feeling, I can't suppress it at all! Honestly, how did it come to be like this...
But, but even so! It's impossible for me to respond to your feelings right now..."

"...No way."

>>109161

"Eh? Yuyuko-sama has already given her blessings? ......Eh?
Eeeehh!? How could this be? Huh? What? And now, it's all up to me...?"

"...Ehehe, well in that case, isn't it obvious? Just how long do you think I've been worrying myself over spending time together with you!?
Ah, no, that's not what I mean. Umm, basically, what I meant was...
I really do like you, more than you could ever imagine."

"Eh!? Th- That's...
So much, all of a sudden!
I'm not any good for this...
I'm not cute at all, see...
...I guess my answer isn't no,
it's... it's just that I'm wondering
if someone like me is good enough..."

>>109162
The only decent one.

>>109162
Glorious. Simply glorious.

"I'm sorry can you say that one more time?"
"Just one more time."

"...thank goodness I wasn't hearing it wrong."

>>109221
Lol'd a bit at this one.

>>109221
Wow, I could almost believe this one.

And now I'm thinking of WUiG. ;_;

>>106122
You know what I see every time I see this one?
"No raping in the classroom!"

"Wha, what's with you so suddenly...
.... Well, I don't particularly dislike you, but..." *blush*

"You like me? I see...That's a great scoop...
I can't take a picture with you not here by me. Come over a little closer...We'll take a photo together."

"... Eh? You want to take me out...?
... Is, is it alright to take your hand?
Is...
is it alright to take this 'like'?"

"HUH!? Y...You surprised me...I didn't think that anyone would like me...I can't even surprise humans and my design isn't that good either...
But, you know? I'm really happy...that you said you like me...I..umm....I love you too...If you are okay with me...then...ummm...you won't throw me away!? Please...?"

>>109499

"Even though the skies are clear, let's always...
...always stay together!
I LOVE YOU!"

"W, what are you saying all of a sudden?
This... is really troubling for me..."

*wagwagwagwag*

>>109499
>>109500

Even now, Kogasa's moe is surprisingly strong. I'd never throw her way.

(Auu... saying something out of the blue like that... Don't look at me with those eyes... It's so embarrassing...)
"...OK... because... I... like you too...
But if you cheat on me, I'll turn you into a cucumber and eat you, OK!"

>>109510
lolwhut.

>>109573
Anything is possible with SCIENCE!

"Sigh... no matter how many times you come, my answer will always be the same! My job is to watch over Youkai Mountain! I can't just give that up and go out with you...
And besides, I'm a prideful tengu! I can't accept a marriage request from a lowly human. Well... no, it's not like I'm against the idea! I mean... no, I'm not secretly happy you asked! What are you smiling at!
It's not what you're thinking! Are you listening to me?!"

"Y-you came all the way here just to say that? You have more free time than I thought! ... But... Thank you...
W, well, since you've come here, come drink some tea already!"

"...Thank goodness. I've been waiting to hear those words. I was worried that you didn't like me since you would never tell me how you felt...
I've...liked you ever since the first day I met you. I'm...looking forward to spending time with you, too."

With all these inappropriately-tsundere responses, I wonder what a Parsee one would be like.

I'd like to think it would be short, simple, and enthusiastic, just to buck the retarded trend most of these are following.
"You what?
...Damn, you should have said so me earlier!
I'm so jealous of your taste in women."

I like that last line, for some reason.

"Eh... wh, what are you saying all of a sudden! I, I'm not... I'm not cute at all, and I'm still so new at all this...
U-Umm... it's not that I hate you or anything... but... um... this is the first time someone's said something like that to me, so... well..."

Needs less confessions.

>>109868
And more confusion, apparently. What's Mokou supposed to be, anyways?

>>109878
A sheep, duh. According to danbooru, moko moko can also mean fluffy, or something to that effect.

"I love you..."

"...Huh? Uh, um...a-am I...good enough for you? Um...I'm not very pretty compared to Yuyuko-sama, and I'm still kind of childish, and...people say I've still got a long way to go...and my...m-my chest is...flat... There isn't any merit in only being able to cook, clean, and do laundry, right? Y-Yuyuko-sama can do everything...I'm just useless...
S-so, um...no, it's not that I dislike you... Are you sure? Are you really fine with someone like me? With...someone...like me..."

"Eh, um..."
*wag* *wag*
"D, do you really... like me?"

>>109897

"Ac...actually
I also..."

>>109898

"Li...
N-never mind..."

"I refuse"

"E, Even if you say something like that, it's still troubling for me..."
"Because I'm a youkai, and you're a human..."
"I like you too... no, I love you, but... but... it just can't be helped."
"I'm a youkai. You're a human. That might be all that's separating us, but there's still a big difference..."
"Please try to understand. I really want to be with you too, but..."
"Humans and youkai, they'll never be able to fully understand each other..."
"......I'm sorry."

Wriggle

>>110044

Just look at the pic in this post. It caused a buddy to almost nosebleed.

But this pic as a very rare thing: A cute Yukkuri.

>>110089
I think that's 3 out of 4 for cute yukkuris being of Reimu. The other one was the Mimakkuri, I think.

One of the other Reimu ones was the Reimukkuri being ruffled, and I forget the last one, but I'm pretty sure it was a Reimu.

>>110093
>>110089
There are plenty of cute yukkuri images if you just know where to look.
"half" of them are drawn as disgusting monsters, typically resulting in abuse (from humans, other yukkuri, or even themselves), while others actually draw them adorably.

>>110116

>>110117

I remember reading this guy's Yukkuri-Reisen strips. They made me want to physically hug my computer screen.

>>110116

Thing is typically what's on the net is Marisa and Reimu having kinda smug expressions.

But there's Shell Marisa (a baby Marisa Yukkuri with a shell instead of a hat, the main artist draws her so cutely compared to normal ones)

>>110117
Remilia Yukkuris are usually cute despite being typically Yukkurish.

Also I did find a pic of Remilia hugging a bodyless Flan Yukkuri.

>>110117
This guy's Remiriya strips made me create an exception to the 'all yukkuri must burn in hell' rule in my twisted black heart.

God damn. There is such a thing as 'too precious'.

>>110116
Fun fact: The heading on the paper in the image you posted reads "Punishment Table", and the line next to 1 looks like "Burn Reimu's 'feet'".

>>110121
All I can see when I look at that picture is Kaguya holding Down's Syndrome Reisen.

>>110129
When that image was first posted, it took me a while to not see that guy's leg as an erection (lower middle).

I can't believe I saved this to my Hina folder at first...

>>110131
He's sitting cross-legged, you deranged motherfucker

>cute Yukkuri

"Ah.. Uu. Um..

..I like you..

I, I'm even more embarassed, jeez.."

>>110228

Midlife crisis?

"This picture will be my treasure!
..eh ? Is it OK for me to not be on it you say ?
Man, you're a bit unrefined...
We'll have plenty of opportunities to take photos of us together from now on, right?"

>>110474

"Ayayayaya!"

>>110484
>>110485
>>110486

tajima_yuuki sure is a great tag.

>>110488
It sure is.

"Fueeh!?
E-e-even if you say that...!
Uwaaa
A-answering is so embarrassiiing..."

>>110522

That's not moe... That's not moe at all.

In the mean time!

ヒールブレスよ、咲夜！

>>110476
>>110474
You posted those in the wrong order, just so you know.

>>110522
THAT WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

"Eh? You mean me, and not Aya-sama? I-it's not like I don't like you... It's just...it's so sudden, and... getting married right off the bat...?
I'll ask Aya-sama for advice. But it'd be bad if she wrote an article about it. Maybe Nitori...? Eh, you want an answer right now? ....then...um...i-if you're alright...with me..."

"Hm... So you love me...
Huh!?
Wait, w-w-what are you saying! We're in the middle of an interview! Please answer seriously!"

>>110635
Now this one is sort of good.

Close to believable, too.

>>110229
What's interesting is that there's some evidence that women cause midlife crises. Apparently, it's a man's natural reaction to their wife going into menopause.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200706/ten-politically-incorrect-truths-about-human-nature?page=4
(halfway down the page)

>>110295

Incoming...!

>>110295
>>110675

I could do with more of these.