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Old thread >>97561

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She looks so happy and excited to show this off.

It gets me every goddamn time.
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Onric just wants to give you a hug.
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Onric? Cirno reversed?
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Yep. Fan creation. Japanese name is Achichiruno, I believe.
Then there's Chichiruno, which I think is a large-breasted Cirno.
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>Chichiruno, which I think is a large-breasted Cirno.
The wrongness of this concept cannot be comprehended by the human brain.
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Wha-... why all of a sudden...!? If you say something like that out of the blue, it's really troublesome for me... Ah, it's not because I hate it, but umm... Actually, it's fine, but... It sounds a little weird saying this myself, but I'm selfish and childlike, a-and I might suddenly say "Let me suck your blood!" and attack you, you know? Are you OK with that...?
B, But I think it's definitely our "fate" to be like this...!!
Eh? "Stop showing off"? Uuー...
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Um, you see... I don't think I ever thanked you properly, so I'd like you to hear it...

So... thank you...
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You came to class without doing your homework again? All right then, how about we do it during our break? I'll teach you the parts that you don't know.
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Suika with boobs? and impossible shirt? does not compute.
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Well... What could this possibly lead to.
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You guys always care just for one thing. Did you even look at her face?
No. 106111

But Suika is the flattest, her having breasts would entail some other curvy Touhou being loli or flat as well just to preserve the balance.
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Yeah, but she has a nice face in that picture.
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I meant to say her face was nice in that pic in addition to the previous statement.
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Parsee and her companion cubes.
No. 106567

Miku has been ruined.
No. 106649
If you think of it as patchy cosplaying as miku, it's sexy.
No. 106664
Not in the slightest.
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Sup Giddy.
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"Y... You can't just ask me like that out of the blue... Besides, I'm an oni, and I'm not really "experienced" or whatever...
I don't really know whole lot about this sort of thing... but if you're okay with that then... well... um..."
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"Umm... well... you know! I... like you... too... Eh? Which do I like more, you or sake? ...Uu~ that's a really cruel-spirited question...
When I'm talking with you... I can't taste the sake anymore..."
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"L-Love? What are you saying, all of a sudden...
Eh... ah, umm... I...
But, I'm a youkai...
Eh? That doesn't factor into it?
Is... Is that so..."
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"You're a weird person, aren't you...You're the first person to say that. I've always been hated because I'm a mouse, and my presence alone has always been a nuisance, so I'm used to being hated.
But, it's the first time anyone has ever told me that they love me...s-so, um..."
(Aah, what am I supposed to talk about at times like this?...)
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"Oh-oh well... If.. If you say it like that, th-then I guess it's fine if we go out... okay?
B-but in return... if-if you don't make me happy, then I won't forgive you.. okay?"
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"A~u~... when you say it so suddenly like that, it's embarrassing... Are you sure you're OK with someone like me?
Ehehe ♪ Well then, please take care of me!
...but, don't tell Kanako."
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"Huh? Oh, alright. Please take care of me from now on, and all that.
Well, it's not like this changes anything, anyway."

And once she's alone...

He confessed! He confessed to me!
Ohh! I'm so happy I don't know what to do~!
I wonder if he'll start calling me "darling" soon~!
Ehehe, ehehehehe~!"
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"Wh, what do you think you're saying, all of a sudden...
And in front of everyone, no less...!
I know all about it, you know.
How you've made your move on all of them, one after another.
Honestly, you're just way too lacking in your sense of integrity!
Hmph. Looks like if you don't have someone watching you, you'll never get over this bad habit of yours.
I... I guess there's nothing else for me to do but to stay close to you and watch over you until you quit acting like that.
...I trust you have no objections?
Th- that means I'll be sticking to you like glue until the end!
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"E, ehh?! A-ayayayayaya...
Wh, wh, wha... eh...?
Um, oh God! Are you for real?
I thought nobody liked me much at all...
Everybody says I'm annoying...
Y-y-you're really okay with me?
I-I wonder what the kids will l-... no, wait, I wonder if that's moving too fast...?
N-never mind that part!!"
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"Wait a sec, you're being serious when you say that?
Even though I'm a parent already?
But, maybe if it's with you, it wouldn't be so bad to go back to being a newlywed..."
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"Y... you scared me~ Geez!! Don't frighten me like that! That was really surprising... auu...
Wait... so does this mean I can also scare other people with this... A-A-A-As if I could really do something that embarrassing...
Eh? My reply? Ahh, wait, hold on! Umm, ummm... even if you ask me to reply right now, I... um... well... for now, um...
I envy your life...?!"
<something often said by haunting spirits>
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"I like you... maybe.
...That's what I think of you."
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"Um... I...
I... love you...
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"I know this is not something I am allowed to do... but,
Even so... I love you."
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Marry me!!"
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"You do know that I can read minds...right...?
Hawah... A-again...
That's... auu... Even I can feel uneasy, you know..."
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"Y... You love... me...?
Well, I don't exactly dislike you either, so...
...I guess that's all there is to say about it."
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"Wha! What are you saying!? Are you stupid!?
Huh? Answer!? W...Well...umm...are you really okay with me...?"
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"Eh? Okay!
So, play together with me, Onii-chan! Forever and ever!"
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With some creative use of Four of A Kind, you could pull a The Shining with that comment and make it twice as terrifying.
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This is Mystia, right? I'd feel stupid if I am mistaken.
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"Waah-! Wh, saying such an embarrassing thing while you're completely sober...!
-ah! Nonononono... Crap! I slipped!
I spilled a single drop of my sake...
Aw, geez. I guess you win."
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Lately, there's been a man passionately paying visits to the shrine. Believing that he was aiming for Sanae, Suwako sought to punish him and called him into the main sanctuary, but to her surprise...?
Uehh... M, Me...? Not Sanae...? Ah... don't touch me...
N, No, it's not that I don't like it, but... I'm a curse god... and I'm so child-like... that's why, well, um... ah, auu—...
No. 107391
I'm a lolicon. Enter Suika, sleeping after getting piss drunk. Is this my chance!? I kissed her face while she was sleeping but accidentally woke her up, so I continued full speed ahead and confessed my love for her...
Urp... D, Don't look at me like that... Even if you confess to me out of the blue like that... *hic*..."
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No. 107399
Does anyone else find all these stuttering/blushing/confession pictures to be either irritating or creepy as fuck?

I cannot be the only one whose skin crawls when I think about the kind of people who could think this was cute.

Or at least don't fucking bother with the translations for them, please. Sometimes translations, like lyrics, only bring down the material they are a part of.

This is one of those times.
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"Umm...you were quick to say something like that, weren't you?
No, I don't really hate that...
It's because I was planning to say it to you first.
Emotionally prepared...
I...I love you too..."
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Well, that's just, like your opinion, man.

Although the stuttering ones aren't my favorites.

"Eh!? Ah... A... E, Um... Ah... Um... Well... Uh... A..."
No. 107411
what annoys me is that a good number of these characters likely wouldn't react like this. Not even remotely.
No. 107414
I enjoyed the Reimu one.
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Why upload one, then?

I liked >>106973 and >>106870.
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>>what annoys me is that a good number of these characters likely wouldn't react like this. Not even remotely.

Something strikes me as a bit odd about being annoyed by something like when you're on a site like this, to say nothing of the nature of Touhou fanworks in general, but to each his own.
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I think that's part of why they disgust me.

A large part of it.
No. 107425
It's not at all odd. There's fanon and artist interpretation, and then there's making them into incoherent, stuttering moetards.

I mean, fuck, why bother with any pretense? Just start translating the text in all of them as "Do you love me-uguu~?"

It'd be just as "cute."
No. 107427
They're still funny.
No. 107449
Part of what it is for me is that, some of the characters that they show are what, centuries old if not older. Why would something silly like a confession do that to them? The Kanako one especially.
The only way I can see the Kanako one is if she was trying not to laugh.
This one >>106968 Isn't particularly bad,
And this one >>106870 is good too.
Are the ones that really annoy me. Most of the rest of them are okay-ish.
No. 107470
Yeah, some of them I definitely find kind of ig, like that loli-Suika one, and that Kanako one (though that one more because of the art). Still, a lot of them I like, too.

By the way, have you seen the latest Eirin one?
No. 107486
Various characters would react different ways, not all stuttering.
No. 107513
And on the other hands, others may react in a very simillar way. Especially the younger ones, or the ones that had little to no interaction with men.

Well, i'm sure Yuugi wouldn't stutter, might blush a bit, but that's about it. She's a bro.
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"......Pour it."
No. 107550

Silly Yuugi, you don't pour semen in a cup, you drink it straight from the tap.
No. 107553
Thank you for the mental images, good sir.

Now I know that if erection persists longer than four hours, it's not serious enough to warrant calling a doctor.
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"W, What are you saying all of a sudden... It's not like I was surprised or anything, why would I be... It's just, I felt a throb deep in my heart, that's all.
I'm not lying! When you said that with
such a serious face...
It just throbbed, OK! Dummy! It's your responsibility...
You'll take responsibility for me, right?"
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No. 107636
"U-um... Err... Ah..."
No. 107637
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No. 107638
File 126079768049.jpg - (513.68KB , 1024x768 , 3c43ba4c5e8dc35f6e9eed02a2b230e0.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 107639
File 126079771995.jpg - (353.13KB , 840x999 , 738fe91941916583ff054b848e85a1a4.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108160
File 126114595770.jpg - (185.62KB , 800x840 , TheStrongest.jpg ) [iqdb]
"I love ya too!"
No. 108171
File 126117326149.jpg - (360.96KB , 1000x875 , 555d5c1cc503ec8c3a45e2a5e5fad713.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108172
File 126117333887.jpg - (46.00KB , 500x500 , 3599a90e6eac89f23393600353a99836fbfa654b.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108173
File 126117340916.jpg - (428.83KB , 1600x1200 , e95be4e24b7d707e5af822ef51b733f0.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108174
File 12611735978.jpg - (268.08KB , 1280x1024 , 5aec4544f9367f3b67588c58e908d077.jpg ) [iqdb]
After hearing Yukari-sama's ghost story you got scared and can't sleep?
...come on, it's cold. Get in.
No. 108187

That's not Moe, that's GRIMDARK.
No. 108191
File 126118992942.jpg - (857.54KB , 850x1050 , 18635707ea37e47add473482f00f2735.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Y-you do know I'm a youkai, right!?
W-wha-what are you spouting about so suddenly!?
You really are a fool!"
No. 108195
File 12611929314.jpg - (130.28KB , 750x726 , 67337426106ae17ea49d682d585e3873.jpg ) [iqdb]
Big brother is a Lolicon?
Do you understand what you're saying?"
No. 108196
File 126119305162.jpg - (442.72KB , 900x900 , 91752069fd14230c22f88f3ad66b84ab.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Geez, you've sure got guts, teasing a curse god like this.
Eh...? Y, You're serious about this...? Y-Y-You should really know when to stop fooling around... Ah, uu... Urgh... if you're actually joking with me, I'll curse you..."
No. 108227
The art on this one is rather nice, showing suwako as more of a young lady instead of 'loli loli su-wa-ko!' which is so annoying. Blame ZUN, I know, I know.

The text, not so nice.
No. 108251
File 126129431057.jpg - (152.67KB , 844x900 , 2151139525b85fd25f0848790152b2fb.jpg ) [iqdb]
Youk i Moe~
No. 108302
File 126134310782.jpg - (360.91KB , 1173x1229 , cc5b9059d8b4d4153c49157f1107b27f.jpg ) [iqdb]
"What are you saying, all of a sudden?? You do know that you're a human and I'm a youkai, right...? Even so, are you... OK with that?
If you really feel that you're OK with this, then... I... umm... I-I'm fine with it too..."
No. 108303
File 126134321415.jpg - (1.19MB , 2000x2000 , d09d2f9410aac289f523e3531541d8cc.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Wha?.....WHAT? M....ME? Not Lyrica or Merlin? Saying something out of blue like that...No...I don't hate it...It's just...Should I say that I don't hate you either...
Ahh...Jeez, what am I saying!"
(This isn't like me at all. Calm down...Nothing happened, be of one mind! One mind...One mind...One mind...One mind...)
No. 108305
File 126134386011.jpg - (946.61KB , 2500x2351 , 11b3b4119ef488eb8f06dcca418d42cd.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108309

Flan always did have great legs.
No. 108311
File 126134470758.jpg - (192.53KB , 800x800 , c5e584d6fbe46ec100bb356b2bc5d232.jpg ) [iqdb]
W, What are you saying so suddenly...!
I..I'm a youkai you know? One that is feared because I can read people's minds, a being incompatible with humans...
Huh? You say that doesn't matter? Wha...au..."
(This is the first time something like this has been said to me...there is no doubt in his heart either...wha wha what should I do...)
"I, If you're ok with someone like me...! I, I mean, I guess it can't be helped, I'll pretend to g...g...go out with you! B...but it's just pretend, so no...*mumble mumble*...and such yet!
Wha, what are you imagining! No! Don't think about that!...Hauu"
No. 108313
Why is Flandre dressed like a whore?
No. 108319

It's more like emphasizing that she isn't a little girl and to get Jin's attention.

And it was Sakuya's idea
No. 108326
She is so wonderful ;__;
After seeing her, dying doesn't sound that bad anymore.
No. 108327
She looks like a Reindeer. But i really would like to unpack Remilia.
No. 108328
These last two crappy confession pictures have made me begin to wonder if it's not the retarded, incredibly out-of-character, blushing-schoolgirl-esque reactions that piss me off, but rather, all those motherfucking ellipses.
My hatred for these actually seems to make a bit more sense in light of that notion.
No. 108437
File 126141142575.jpg - (25.62KB , 576x360 , largeanimepaperwallpapers_touhou_darkletterd133__t.jpg ) [iqdb]
Oh, man I know what you mean. Actually, I'm waging a personal war against punctuation marks.
I hate ellipses as much as the next guy, but my nemesis is the semicolon. Useless, annoying and boring. Fuck you, semicolon.
No. 108474
poor eye thing.
As one who uses ellipses liberally, I'm going to have to disagree with you.
No. 108476
Best responses so far.
No. 108478
File 126143823948.jpg - (871.21KB , 800x800 , c9dc21cdd169833eac400e92383635ac.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108479
File 126143837652.jpg - (914.67KB , 800x800 , ae5d744a7ac2620a4c9185ebebf20ffb.jpg ) [iqdb]
"H-hey!? What are saying so suddenly!?
Please think about the mood, dummy!"
No. 108480
File 126143849629.jpg - (874.19KB , 800x800 , e871668d5ebabcd00da377e0b8bb4649.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108481
File 126143860417.jpg - (879.83KB , 800x800 , ff75b0aec5ddccb7a1de8544295a05d6.jpg ) [iqdb]
"I'll......pour some tea."
No. 108482
File 126143873427.jpg - (911.49KB , 800x800 , bfc2aca02fc011caa3a02b174e37f643.jpg ) [iqdb]
"From now on, since you'll always be by my side,
You have an obligation to drink the tea I make! Understood!?"
No. 108483
File 126143884856.jpg - (245.16KB , 868x868 , 8cdf374204725c840f55e5d572ba45ca.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108496
Okay, I'll admit, these ones are good.

Magically, they also lack the crappy aspects pointed out so far.
No. 108526
File 126149472812.png - (682.17KB , 750x513 , Suwako Confession.png ) [iqdb]
"Was that a pick-up line? That sucked. Try again."

"Come on. One more time."
No. 108531
It's usually best to keep in mind that the Japanese use ellipses for any moment of verbal silence. This is considered proper for their culture. In fact, the traditional three periods is often not enough; as you can see, it's often that a writer/artist will use as many periods as they feel necessary to convey the length of the silence.

For English-speakers, the ellipsis is three periods only. Its proper uses are only two: for shortening a quotation to omit the irrelevant parts, and (in prose) to indicate the trailing-off of a character's monologue.

Naturally, there are many conflicts between these two purposes. Anyone translating character dialogue from Japanese to English would be well-advised to keep this in mind, as it is the intent behind the words spoken, not the literal wording, that should be given in English.

Self-sage for contributing nothing of relevance to the purpose of this thread.
No. 108536
>Self-sage for contributing nothing of relevance to the purpose of this thread.

Off-topic or not that was still very enlightening. Many thanks.

One of the best responses yet. Suwako's lecherous expression here is priceless. Though is it just me, or does that hat seem far creepier than normal?
No. 108539
>Anyone translating character dialogue from Japanese to English would be well-advised to keep this in mind, as it is the intent behind the words spoken, not the literal wording, that should be given in English.

Plusfag, as from the beginning: you make me happier and more terrified with every post you make that shows me how closely alike we think.
No. 108603
File 126161419642.jpg - (774.97KB , 1000x1000 , 74c92eccb543fc97e092b1f4b7dd6f0f.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 108605
File 126161500043.jpg - (514.20KB , 1000x1000 , 9a27eeecdad55358e39abf6ed4861171.jpg ) [iqdb]
"You won't understand unless I tell you? You really are stupid, you know that!
I like you!
Now do you understand?"
No. 108669
This is deeply unsettling.
No. 108902
File 126211118496.jpg - (675.43KB , 800x800 , ba64b2c61e1680103ba4ca440a81c961.jpg ) [iqdb]
"With such a serious expression on your face... and gazing at me like that, that's so sly... so I'm giving you punishment.
What you said just now, you have to say it again. That's OK, right?
It's all thanks to someone that I'm sobered up now, so... it's OK, right? You'll make me drunk again, right?
...C'mon, hurry up. Your punishment."
No. 108906
File 126211499124.jpg - (1.03MB , 1000x1200 , baa9cf4ff2ea64a314b5657c70c24533.jpg ) [iqdb]
"S-Saying such a thing so suddenly...
It really bothers me...
Mm... but it really makes me happy to hear you say that...
I'd love for you to stay by my side forever..."
No. 108907
File 126211562596.jpg - (491.59KB , 1000x1000 , d0cb0663706c126828c9dc54c07cae3c.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Ehehe, you've got a face on like you don't believe me.
But I love you... I really do."
No. 108908
File 126211631214.jpg - (400.67KB , 1000x1000 , 6526cd7ca35c2b147227152ee3defcc6.jpg ) [iqdb]
"I would like to walk in your time.
... I love you."
No. 109042
File 126230806245.jpg - (924.82KB , 1000x1000 , d57cfb405598b76057b36623d22f40de.jpg ) [iqdb]
(I was to say it first!)
(You never heard of the phrase "Ladies First"!?)
No. 109089

No. 109100
This would actually be fine if not for the Maria-like Uu-uu-ing.
No. 109119
File 126239703286.jpg - (210.73KB , 904x1200 , remi_gasp.jpg ) [iqdb]
And the dreadful art.
No. 109161
File 126247439239.jpg - (613.82KB , 800x800 , 83bf45ced3cba950416e7986d0be7a6a.jpg ) [iqdb]
"E... Eh? You really... me...? Ah, I, I can't.
As Yuyuko-sama's attendant, I've committed my life to serving her, so... Eh? How I feel...?
...Uu, I'll be honest with you, OK? R, Right now, my heart is beating very fast.
This, this feeling, I can't suppress it at all! Honestly, how did it come to be like this...
But, but even so! It's impossible for me to respond to your feelings right now..."
No. 109162
File 126247448172.jpg - (180.49KB , 1200x1200 , 585cd0f5ae9569d101a33ff90d47809b.jpg ) [iqdb]
"...No way."
No. 109163
File 126247452544.jpg - (571.99KB , 800x800 , 980f8b2981391140735ad78a05f52819.jpg ) [iqdb]

"Eh? Yuyuko-sama has already given her blessings? ......Eh?
Eeeehh!? How could this be? Huh? What? And now, it's all up to me...?"
No. 109164
File 126247472152.jpg - (584.15KB , 800x800 , 1ff6ed4c2e013bc06a25d114c18f2021.jpg ) [iqdb]
"...Ehehe, well in that case, isn't it obvious? Just how long do you think I've been worrying myself over spending time together with you!?
Ah, no, that's not what I mean. Umm, basically, what I meant was...
I really do like you, more than you could ever imagine."
No. 109166
File 126247871875.jpg - (663.41KB , 900x900 , 589a8544cb0e90cf0f5a8980384454b0.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Eh!? Th- That's...
So much, all of a sudden!
I'm not any good for this...
I'm not cute at all, see...
...I guess my answer isn't no,
it's... it's just that I'm wondering
if someone like me is good enough..."
No. 109181
The only decent one.
No. 109188
Glorious. Simply glorious.
No. 109221
File 126254954997.jpg - (464.70KB , 700x700 , 74f86467458080c0016dde0e05263cf45e35197e.jpg ) [iqdb]
"I'm sorry can you say that one more time?"
"Just one more time."

"...thank goodness I wasn't hearing it wrong."
No. 109222
Lol'd a bit at this one.
No. 109228
Wow, I could almost believe this one.

And now I'm thinking of WUiG. ;_;
No. 109230
You know what I see every time I see this one?
"No raping in the classroom!"
No. 109495
File 126280655076.jpg - (207.38KB , 800x650 , 5860594c36b2c304b6d048914019bc0a.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Wha, what's with you so suddenly...
.... Well, I don't particularly dislike you, but..." *blush*
No. 109497
File 126280686960.jpg - (298.27KB , 1000x1000 , 1806c446db108f047befb60471b49a8a.jpg ) [iqdb]
"You like me? I see...That's a great scoop...
I can't take a picture with you not here by me. Come over a little closer...We'll take a photo together."
No. 109498
File 126280701052.png - (832.67KB , 800x800 , 417e72fa27461624cd8821c8e877a934.png ) [iqdb]
"... Eh? You want to take me out...?
... Is, is it alright to take your hand?
is it alright to take this 'like'?"
No. 109499
File 126280716771.jpg - (799.37KB , 767x767 , 870ac5e1597573c376f25ac4bb38f151.jpg ) [iqdb]
"HUH!? Y...You surprised me...I didn't think that anyone would like me...I can't even surprise humans and my design isn't that good either...
But, you know? I'm really happy...that you said you like me...I..umm....I love you too...If you are okay with me...then...ummm...you won't throw me away!? Please...?"
No. 109500
File 126280724121.jpg - (731.79KB , 767x767 , ce01d05141644ceed737555c350e9f84.jpg ) [iqdb]

"Even though the skies are clear, let's always...
...always stay together!
No. 109501
File 126280729829.jpg - (534.68KB , 800x800 , ccc5281ed53883c3e636bd6f9e94ac1d.jpg ) [iqdb]
"W, what are you saying all of a sudden?
This... is really troubling for me..."

No. 109507
File 126281408387.jpg - (128.56KB , 880x880 , ab8e7a343d5f874aaf197570c49746d9(translated).jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 109508

Even now, Kogasa's moe is surprisingly strong. I'd never throw her way.
No. 109510
File 126281441086.png - (963.96KB , 818x1033 , 738c4587d4f74a6d85f88a041b69625d.png ) [iqdb]
(Auu... saying something out of the blue like that... Don't look at me with those eyes... It's so embarrassing...)
"...OK... because... I... like you too...
But if you cheat on me, I'll turn you into a cucumber and eat you, OK!"
No. 109516
File 126282092278.jpg - (273.44KB , 1000x1441 , ddd6932503271bea7c3fb7a44ed49ba6(translated).jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 109573
No. 109579
File 126290309231.png - (56.38KB , 800x800 , SCIENCE.png ) [iqdb]
Anything is possible with SCIENCE!
No. 109607
File 126291050374.jpg - (677.96KB , 1200x1200 , de4fcc6c5af9df34351324796f118d69.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Sigh... no matter how many times you come, my answer will always be the same! My job is to watch over Youkai Mountain! I can't just give that up and go out with you...
And besides, I'm a prideful tengu! I can't accept a marriage request from a lowly human. Well... no, it's not like I'm against the idea! I mean... no, I'm not secretly happy you asked! What are you smiling at!
It's not what you're thinking! Are you listening to me?!"
No. 109610
File 126292108694.jpg - (105.90KB , 1000x1200 , 1262851341675.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 109750
File 126308462857.jpg - (168.49KB , 900x1000 , 39e32ae541c4cd60b4a82fea178a3b8e.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Y-you came all the way here just to say that? You have more free time than I thought! ... But... Thank you...
W, well, since you've come here, come drink some tea already!"
No. 109753
File 126308647155.jpg - (175.69KB , 800x800 , 815c166a131293c8daecf6f86429e712.jpg ) [iqdb]
"...Thank goodness. I've been waiting to hear those words. I was worried that you didn't like me since you would never tell me how you felt...
I've...liked you ever since the first day I met you. I'm...looking forward to spending time with you, too."
No. 109804
With all these inappropriately-tsundere responses, I wonder what a Parsee one would be like.

I'd like to think it would be short, simple, and enthusiastic, just to buck the retarded trend most of these are following.
"You what?
...Damn, you should have said so me earlier!
I'm so jealous of your taste in women."

I like that last line, for some reason.
No. 109832
File 126316530251.jpg - (218.58KB , 600x600 , 0e3e40724c3ad6e6cb396008ae56b4ed.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Eh... wh, what are you saying all of a sudden! I, I'm not... I'm not cute at all, and I'm still so new at all this...
U-Umm... it's not that I hate you or anything... but... um... this is the first time someone's said something like that to me, so... well..."
No. 109868
File 126319609371.jpg - (413.54KB , 960x946 , 23d015bd2a00e18c5068fe05d5feb483.jpg ) [iqdb]
Needs less confessions.
No. 109878
And more confusion, apparently. What's Mokou supposed to be, anyways?
No. 109879
A sheep, duh. According to danbooru, moko moko can also mean fluffy, or something to that effect.
No. 109895
File 126327109122.jpg - (1.47MB , 1458x1458 , b530c5ca324669a5f682f6634c9beb4a.jpg ) [iqdb]
"I love you..."
No. 109896
File 126327116475.jpg - (206.53KB , 630x630 , 50eec403828e01db80bcd65feddcb826.jpg ) [iqdb]
"...Huh? Uh, um...a-am I...good enough for you? Um...I'm not very pretty compared to Yuyuko-sama, and I'm still kind of childish, and...people say I've still got a long way to go...and my...m-my chest is...flat... There isn't any merit in only being able to cook, clean, and do laundry, right? Y-Yuyuko-sama can do everything...I'm just useless...
S-so, um...no, it's not that I dislike you... Are you sure? Are you really fine with someone like me? With...someone...like me..."
No. 109897
File 12632714683.jpg - (136.54KB , 800x800 , bc6e0fef23c6db0dbcfe9679a9561b6c.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Eh, um..."
*wag* *wag*
"D, do you really... like me?"
No. 109898
File 126327153422.jpg - (135.97KB , 800x800 , 1351d76eabbf64376546acddb40baf5b.jpg ) [iqdb]

I also..."
No. 109899
File 126327157738.jpg - (127.55KB , 800x800 , 221bb8164a56d362f73fdf4b4ff67223.jpg ) [iqdb]

N-never mind..."
No. 109909
File 126327569978.jpg - (874.34KB , 850x850 , sample_893d5dd275769528876d9fb873062c72063730e1.jpg ) [iqdb]
"I refuse"
No. 109913
File 126328322371.png - (1.00MB , 800x900 , e11b0e916e68fc5afec69ebd0ee62c92.png ) [iqdb]
No. 110073
File 126346364211.jpg - (566.20KB , 800x1300 , 1245692571282.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110074
File 126346369836.jpg - (867.58KB , 1169x827 , 1245233441033.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110075
File 126346448161.jpg - (1.20MB , 1000x1000 , 680a7d10385c990f03bc026428376a5e.jpg ) [iqdb]
"E, Even if you say something like that, it's still troubling for me..."
"Because I'm a youkai, and you're a human..."
"I like you too... no, I love you, but... but... it just can't be helped."
"I'm a youkai. You're a human. That might be all that's separating us, but there's still a big difference..."
"Please try to understand. I really want to be with you too, but..."
"Humans and youkai, they'll never be able to fully understand each other..."
"......I'm sorry."

No. 110089
File 126348976218.jpg - (197.36KB , 650x720 , Cutechibireimu.jpg ) [iqdb]

Just look at the pic in this post. It caused a buddy to almost nosebleed.

But this pic as a very rare thing: A cute Yukkuri.
No. 110093
I think that's 3 out of 4 for cute yukkuris being of Reimu. The other one was the Mimakkuri, I think.

One of the other Reimu ones was the Reimukkuri being ruffled, and I forget the last one, but I'm pretty sure it was a Reimu.
No. 110116
File 126352961372.jpg - (137.86KB , 650x436 , 1262057361928.jpg ) [iqdb]
There are plenty of cute yukkuri images if you just know where to look.
"half" of them are drawn as disgusting monsters, typically resulting in abuse (from humans, other yukkuri, or even themselves), while others actually draw them adorably.
No. 110117
File 126352989276.jpg - (145.45KB , 350x1207 , 878.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110120
File 126353183326.jpg - (483.90KB , 350x2105 , 1d4f3683b2880d497b3a7937945ea9b4.jpg ) [iqdb]

I remember reading this guy's Yukkuri-Reisen strips. They made me want to physically hug my computer screen.
No. 110121
File 126353220756.jpg - (146.88KB , 800x600 , cb1f2f2beecad809774387c5eb96d00f.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110124

Thing is typically what's on the net is Marisa and Reimu having kinda smug expressions.

But there's Shell Marisa (a baby Marisa Yukkuri with a shell instead of a hat, the main artist draws her so cutely compared to normal ones)

Remilia Yukkuris are usually cute despite being typically Yukkurish.

Also I did find a pic of Remilia hugging a bodyless Flan Yukkuri.
No. 110126
This guy's Remiriya strips made me create an exception to the 'all yukkuri must burn in hell' rule in my twisted black heart.

God damn. There is such a thing as 'too precious'.
No. 110129
File 126353692436.jpg - (295.96KB , 920x653 , ed6e44b7933485bdeb1056cd84c5a872.jpg ) [iqdb]
Fun fact: The heading on the paper in the image you posted reads "Punishment Table", and the line next to 1 looks like "Burn Reimu's 'feet'".

All I can see when I look at that picture is Kaguya holding Down's Syndrome Reisen.
No. 110131
When that image was first posted, it took me a while to not see that guy's leg as an erection (lower middle).
No. 110154
File 126356688584.jpg - (372.28KB , 800x800 , 8086913.jpg ) [iqdb]
I can't believe I saved this to my Hina folder at first...
No. 110158
File 126357190652.png - (196.41KB , 800x1110 , 105.png ) [iqdb]
He's sitting cross-legged, you deranged motherfucker
No. 110162
File 126357676094.jpg - (743.82KB , 1200x1600 , f90eda3662096388e33f7a631cb44a18.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110188
File 126359928239.png - (539.53KB , 400x1733 , yukkuri777.png ) [iqdb]
>cute Yukkuri
No. 110189
File 126360010785.png - (236.10KB , 300x870 , yukkuri644.png ) [iqdb]
No. 110190
File 126360059652.jpg - (126.43KB , 566x800 , 929d49313ef22da4164e801dff1202f5.jpg ) [iqdb]
"Ah.. Uu. Um..

..I like you..

I, I'm even more embarassed, jeez.."
No. 110228
File 126366603141.jpg - (864.19KB , 1200x837 , 838d7f13a64039f60c07406157781e3f.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110229

Midlife crisis?
No. 110231
File 126367867781.png - (179.43KB , 351x273 , 1223242972284.png ) [iqdb]
No. 110232
File 126367888945.jpg - (146.40KB , 500x1415 , 1226365314215.jpg ) [iqdb]
No. 110233
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No. 110295
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No. 110474
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"This picture will be my treasure!
..eh ? Is it OK for me to not be on it you say ?
Man, you're a bit unrefined...
We'll have plenty of opportunities to take photos of us together from now on, right?"
No. 110476
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No. 110481
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No. 110483
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No. 110484
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No. 110485
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No. 110486
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No. 110488
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tajima_yuuki sure is a great tag.
No. 110522
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It sure is.
No. 110546
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E-e-even if you say that...!
A-answering is so embarrassiiing..."
No. 110555
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That's not moe... That's not moe at all.

In the mean time!

No. 110561
You posted those in the wrong order, just so you know.
No. 110592
No. 110634
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"Eh? You mean me, and not Aya-sama? I-it's not like I don't like you... It's just...it's so sudden, and... getting married right off the bat...?
I'll ask Aya-sama for advice. But it'd be bad if she wrote an article about it. Maybe Nitori...? Eh, you want an answer right now? ....then...um...i-if you're alright...with me..."
No. 110635
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"Hm... So you love me...
Wait, w-w-what are you saying! We're in the middle of an interview! Please answer seriously!"
No. 110639
Now this one is sort of good.

Close to believable, too.
No. 110645
What's interesting is that there's some evidence that women cause midlife crises. Apparently, it's a man's natural reaction to their wife going into menopause.

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No. 110675
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No. 110698
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No. 110699
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No. 110708

I could do with more of these.