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187453 No. 187453 hide watch expand quickreply
Longtime MtG fan here, have been interested in Touhou for a while and thought I'd try my hand at writing this idea I've had in my head for months.


You are a planeswalker. In the vast Multiverse, only you and your kind know of the countless worlds beyond your own.

As you hurtle, lost through the Blind Eternities - the space between worlds you desperately grasp for the familiar feeling of mana, of reality.

Which do you grasp?

> Chargen!
> For those of you unfamiliar with Magic: the Gathering, explanations of the colours have been provided below.

> Note: the colours chosen will determine the powerset & personality of the PC, as well as the plane the PC hails from and previous planes visited.

Pick up to two
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>> No. 190826
>>190824
It's more fun than anything. I'm not suggesting we do it soon.

>dies to removal
Other than shrouded and hexproofed creatures, what doesn't?

We have a deluge of counterspells, so removal wont be the biggest deal.
>> No. 190846
We autosage now~
>> No. 190897
New thread.
>>190896


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Not to worry, not to worry, we won't stop updating the other story.

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You pause, looking out at the path. You had been making your way home, through the trees, as usual, to avoid being caught out in the open, but... That person on the path... there's something about them. A strange feeling coils in your chest. ...You... step out, into the open.

The boy on the path looks up at you sharply and lets out a gasp as he stumbles backwards in surprise. It's that fear...no, it's not fear. It's...surprise? The boy's eyes are clear and fearless, but...interested.

"Well, hello there~" You greet him, with a grin.

The boy stares at you, mouth open in awe as he watches you with those wide, naive eyes of his. He finally speaks to say...

"You're really big." He says with a faint trace of awe.

You blink, before clearing your throat.
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>> No. 190618
[X] They're probably just in the closet, right? Somewhere?

Updates!
>> No. 190626
[x] They're probably just in the closet, right? Somewhere?

Dai's really pent up.
>> No. 190646
[x] They're probably just in the closet, right? Somewhere?

I love this story more than is considered healthy by medical professionals. Your Daiyousei, no, your Big-Sister-type is God-Tier.


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“Just how long are you planning to lay about?!” she asked a split second before unleashing a most vicious attack. The world spun around as I tumbled to the floor, crashing onto a pile of old newspapers.

“I was trying to take a nap!” I snapped indignantly, smarting from the fall. Why the hell would you put a hammock next to a window with a view if you didn’t want people just laying around and sleeping? Three days with her and already I felt like I’d never understand her.

The feeling was very mutual, apparently.

“It’s been three days already, you can’t keep doing just nothing,” she scowled, crossing her arms as she looked down at me. “I’ve got my next edition just about done and all you’ve accomplished in the meantime is to scarf down most of my snacks.”

I sprung up to my feet and patted away the dust. “A bit gutsy of you to be so disrespectful. I mean, chances are, one day I’ll be your leader.” I cocked my eyebrow, trying to stare her down. I was taller, so if she thought she could just push me around, she was dead wrong.

“That’s the whole point,” she paused and bit her lower lip, clearly thinking it more prudent to not be quite so insultingly candid. Grabbing her fan from nearby, she began to smack it gently but firmly into the palm of a hand, using the prop to underscore her words, “if you don’t complete the ceremony, you will never be a leader. Instead, you’ll be little more than a petulant child forever.”

“Hey now, Aya,” I frowned, “I’ve completed my coming-of-age ceremony just like you. Just because you’re like a two or three years older, doesn’t mean you have to act like you’re much better than me.”

“Says the twerp who just tried to pull rank on me,” Aya swiftly smacked me on the top of my head with her fan. It didn’t hurt. She was holding back. “Until you’re accepted as part of the leader caste, you’re about as important as the common crow. Don’t you forget that. Now don’t make me regret promising to help you out.”
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>> No. 190553
[x] Reisen mentioned something about a ‘master’. Try to find out more about the household.
even more networking
>> No. 190560
[x] Ignore Tewi’s taunts and just continue to get to know them better.

Sounds better than the other options
>> No. 190624
>>190622
New thread.


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I live, yada yada, excuse about spending 12 hours drawing this and that, shall we get on with this?

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You͞ bac̨k͜p͝ed̢al to҉ ̴the pil̕lars͞, d͞ra͝g͞gi͞ng ̕Hour̷ai a͡lon͟g҉ wi͟t̨h́ y͝o͢u͟.

As she’s longer than you are tall, there’s a quiet chorus of wood bouncing on stone.

It sounds a bit like irritation, somehow.

Before you know it, you find yourself standing beside the s̕exy,͟ ̨s̸exy̴ trio of architectural features.

You think you may have a problem, but ignore it.

You look to the three, wondering what you should ask.
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>> No. 190267
Vote called.

Heads up: Expect the next month to be choppy, as suddenly important phonecall at the worst very specific time range.

If I don't write on a particular day, expect me to have fallen asleep.

Wait, don't I already do that...?

>> No. 190271
Getting back to work. Did a bit last night, so it should be out by bed, assuming I don't fall asleep early again.
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190284
>>190278 Next thread!


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This was not how you wanted to start your day.

It's such a nice summer day, and you finally have your home to yourself.  It was just the time you had been waiting for; just for a little while, there was nothing to do.  House was clean, laundry was run, and every other chore had been taken care of.  And, just for a little while, you have no work to be bothered by.  You were considering sitting down on the roof patio and just reading some while the sun was out.  Maybe even just lying back and enjoying the peace as the clouds pass by and taking a short nap as the whistling wind lulls you away.

You certainly didn't plan to be face down on your concrete sidewalk with a splitting headache after answering the door.

"I'm so sorry, sir!"  A young woman calls out her apology as she rushes forward.  "I didn't mean to cause such an injury!"  You just grit your teeth and push yourself back to your knees.  Your vision sways a bit, but you spot a woman in a long dress rushing forward, straight towards you.  "Just let me help—"

"No, no, I'm sure it will be alright."  From behind her, an woman in a suit steps forward.  Even in your injured state, there is something odd in her eyes.  "After all, he isn't too out of it; much better than the last one."

"Last… last what?"  You finally manage to make it to your knees as you sway.  Before you can reach out and grab anything to steady you, the first woman grabs your arm and holds it up.  "Who are you people?"

"Oh, I am such a dork!"  The woman sighs and just shakes her head.  You must be seeing things as that hair is tied—  "Here I am causing my host this much distress and we've just met.  I told your government that this was a bad idea."

"Eh, he'll be fine.  He didn't hit his head that hard."  The woman takes a spot by your other side and kneels down.  "Right as rain, he is!  No problem in the least; his skin didn't even break."
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190060
Well, I had been hoping the vote would turn around. Looks like those first two will be it. And to think that most of the options were safe.

Update will be next thread.
>> No. 190071
>>190060
Goddammit.
>> No. 190075
(Mis)fortunate Tidings >>190073


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You shift slightly downward as the Judge of the Deceased continues her stern stare down. Sitting down behind a desk larger than her small stature, the green-haired Yama is garbed in an outfit you don’t know the name of, and an admittedly awesome hat-slash-crown, and carrying what looks like a plank of wood.

For the nth time since you’ve found yourself in here, it occurs to you that the Judge of the Deceased looks oddly cuter than you would’ve expected—which was something of a red giant, with horns, and angry eyes. You’re not complaining, of course, but it’s simply jarring. Nevermind the fact that the afterlife is apparently based on Japanese Mythology despite your ethnicity.

Still, despite all of her adorableness, the blob of ectoplasm that is you cannot help but quiver under her stare. Judging. Calculating. Intense. Cutting through layers after layers of your roundy blobbiness, indiscriminate to all… if you could, you would be blushing right now. You couldn’t, so thank God for that.

“Normally,” she says suddenly, flinching you out of your thoughts. Her lips purse, and looks down at the papers strewn on her desk. “Normally,” she starts again. “I would not be the one on duty to judge your soul, but since the one responsible to do so is apparently on vacation, it befalls to me to decide where you should go from here.” She pauses, humming. “So tell me honestly; who are you, and how did you die?”

You wobble left and right at her question. A part of you wants to say ‘no’ for shits and giggles, but you’re not that suicidal. Yet. Humming in thought, you speak for the first time since your death:

[] “It was a noodle incident. There was a party for my friend’s birthday. I loved to cook, see? So I baked him some cookies, and some pastas. And, uh, I sorta slipped. Got spilled boiled water all over my face, and a very large pan.”

[] “It was a traffic accident. Same old, same old. Probably even a drunk driver. The light was red, and I was crossing the street—where all of the sudden, this car came out of nowhere and bowled me to next sunday.”

[] “It was from a fatal wound. Some mili
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>> No. 189708
>>189697
Damn. Although this story just got funny now.

>What is this, some kind of tea youkai?
>> No. 189731
>>189697
In during tea youkai
>> No. 189852
[X] This green tea is calling for you.

It beckons.


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THUNK

You wake to the sensation of your head falling down onto something hard and floor-like.
Your previous encounters with this sort of thing lead you to believe it to be a floor of some sort. Hardly unusual for you, of course, but something about this particular instance still strikes you as somehow odd.

“Uh, whoops! Sorry about that!” you hear a girl's voice say from somewhere above you, as a pair of hands grasp the sides of your head and pull you up from the ground.

As you feel yourself being hoisted into the air, the odd feeling you have only grows as you begin to notice a strange sense of weightlessness from the rest of your body. Despite your head being lifted and turned in such a way that you are almost positive would require pulling and bending your neck and spine in a rather uncomfortable way, you don't feel even the slightest twinge of discomfort.

“W-woah! Hey, are you really awake? Wow!” a blonde-haired girl holding your head says, looking at you with a mix of surprise and wonder. “Can you hear me? Like, blink once if you can and two if you can't.”



[ ] Blink once.
[ ] Blink twice.
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>> No. 189544
[x] You get it!

Time to...

[x] Apologize!

[x] Is she offering to teach you to ask someone out to dinner?
>> No. 189546
[X] You get it!
Is it still an epiphany if someone has to tell you?
>> No. 189675
Next thread:
>>189547


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First thread: >>188147

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You limp after her. "Wait, Doll, don't go!"

She continues to storm off, ignoring your words.

Which looks oddly cute, somehow, with the way her many doll limbs move in a stompy wave.

Flowey sounds concerned from the phone. "Renko, what's wrong?"

"I accidentally turned a doll into a centipede."

A long silence fills the air. "How?"
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>> No. 189333
>>189331

Well, they don't seem to see merit in deleting it~
>> No. 189353
[X]B̋̅̌̊̋͋̃͑uͮͭ́t͐ͤ̐͛̆ͣ̓̑̓ͥ̃̄̐ ́̾͒̈̂ͧt̏ͤ̋͆̈͐͋̆͒̌̒hͦ̊ͤ̏̌̄ͫ̚̚aͦͩ̉ͮ̎tͭ͑͌̒'̀ͣ̽̃̉ͥ̀̓s̃ͧͤ̽̊ͥ͑ͪ̎͌̈́͂͐͂̚ ͣͮ̃̈́ͪͫ̍ͩͫbͤͣ̒̔͋̎̒͋ͩͣ̋͆oͬ͛ͮ̀̀̑͒͂oͬ̾̓ͧ̓̅͌o̿̍͐̒̑ͤ͂oͮ̆̌̅ͭ̔̍ͩͥ̍̚oͧ̎ͨ̅͗̌͗ͧͬ̎̆̀̄͐͒̀͆̚ŏ̀̍ͫͣ̏̐ǒ̿ͪͦ̊ͣ̿́̅̍͛ͤ̌̆̾͂̑̈̚o̓̇̐͐r̀ͥͤͧ̈́ͥ̉̀ͪi͑̎ͣͧ̋̅̓n̐̽̈͗ͯ̈̇̅̑̀̐̈́g̓̓̇̏̔ͥ̊


͑ͦ̔̊̈̍̃̉ͬͧ̚.͗͌͑ͭ̚.ͪͩ̎̋ͨ͆̋̇ͮͤ.̒ͧͯ̈́̎̊̾̿̀̾ͯ̿͂͑ Ȳ̆͗͌͒̏̓͑ͯ̌̂̆͆̃o̐͋̓ͮ͆̚uͯͧ̿ͭ̓̈͂͋ͫ̅ͮ̓̈͒ͮ ̾̑̄̐͋̄̐͑͆ͬ̄ͦ͆ͥs̓ͩͥ̋ͩ̓ͤ͗̈̎̽̍͆ͫͪͮ̚h͋͑ͪͩ̽̓͗̿͛̔oͬͧ̉͆̈͆̔ͦ̂̀̉ͦͨ̌̚û̐̇ͫ̏͑̈̂̈́̿̌̍̐̐̚lͩ̂̊ͨ͆͆̇͑̄̑͂͗̀̆̑d̄̿͛̔̀̑͐͋ ͣ̔ͨͥͨ͑̽̄̐ͯ̉gͤ̔̐ͣ̈́̾̚o͐̐ͥ͆͂ͮ ̽ͧͩ̈́̊̀͛̇ͪ͂ͯͩ̿ͥ̊̚̚b͂ͫ̊̀ͯ͂aͧ͊̈́ͧ̽̅̏ͪͩ̃͒̓̿cͣͥ́ͣ̓̇͒̓̽̊ͭ̐ͨk͑͗̓̇ͧͧ͒́̚ ͗̃ͯ͆̆͛͑ͬ͒͋̏a̅͆̍̾̊̈̈́ͤͤͭ̂̔͋̏̔͑̚n͑̄ͬd̓ͦ͊̓́ͤ̃̃̈́́ͤ̀ͩ̿ ͐͗̔ͮͧͥͧ͊͌̊̋̐̃ͩfͥ̓͌ͨͩ̃l̓̇͊̃̌͋ͮ̀ͩͣ̓̾iͧ́̄̇̿͐̎̂̈̆̉ͫr̐̇̈̐̓̇͗͛t̔̑̆̒͌̒ͯ̎͐̉̅ͭ̌ͮ ͌̀͆̓ͥs̾̐̎̄͐̅̽̂̆̊ͨ̓̋̂̓͊o͋͋ͭ͗̽m̉ͣ̔͒ͦ̇͌̊ͫ̏̒eͣ͆ͣ ̅͒̎̏̽ͣͥ̾ͥͭ͆ͨ̚mo̒̽̽ͤͭ̒ͧ̏̔ͬ̔͐ͬ͑̈̇͋ͮr̂͒ͪ͆ͭ͗ͭ̉́̾̈́̌̔̈͆͗̊̚ẻͩ̂ͥ̾;͐ͪ̉̆̒ͦ͊̍̾̚ ͋̊ͫͩͨ͊͋̌ͬ͆͂ͯyͪ̈̆oͥͤ̌̎ͪu̒̅ͫͯ̏͛̽'͑̏̐ͭͤ͗ͥ̈ͮ͛͗̆̉ŕ̈̆̒̂͛͋ͤ͊ȇ̈̾̄ ͩͧͯ̄͂́̑̉ͥͮͣ̋ê̈́ͨ͆͐͗x̓͌̒̑ͤ̒ͬͩ̏ͯ̽͛̃̓̏͐̈͆tͮ̔͌ͣ͗͊̆̈̋̄͑̾ͪ̾ṙ͗ͫ͗̈̎ͬ̂́͊ͨ͑̇̉̑̓ä́̏̎ͦ ̒ͧ͑ͥ̒̌̐̇ͪͭ̃̋͊c̏̋͒ͦ͐̌̓ͪ̏̔͆̊u̅̒͛͋ͤ̍ͧ̾̑̍t̃̐̃̂͂̇ͥͬ̓̚ě̔̿ ͭ͌ͫ̃̔͆̇̉̉̉ͤ̽ͣͭ̑̐w̒̌͌̍̄h̃ͦ̐ͤ̈́͛ͫ̉͗̌̈́ͥ̏̽e̍̾̐ͭ͆̔̎ͤͫ͆͒n̈́̎ͦ͆̎̏̽̿̏ͦ̓̐͋̚ ̿̅̔̊̔̈ͬ͛͐́ͩy̆ͧͨ̇̔o̓̍ͪ̎́u̐̽ͤͬͯͤ̆̈ ̾ͭ̇͊̿ͤͪ̐̆̎ͥ͊d̈́̂ͥ́͐̇̏̓̋ͥ̔̾̊ǒͫ͌ͤ ̔͆ͨ͋̒̾ͩ̄tͦ̉͋͋ͬ̆̊̐͛̂h͋̎̅͆̊ͣ̎ͦ̏͐̔̃͒aͦ̍̾ͨ͌ͭ͒̈́ͮ̊̒ͥ̀̚t̒̿ͬ̌!
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>>189365 New thread~


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I need to write more. So by god, I'm gonna try. Hopefully this goes... passably well.

No need to take it especially seriously.

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You wake up, and the first thing you notice is the girl you're holding at gunpoint. The second thing you notice is the wings. The third is that she's trying to talk around the barrel in her mouth.

You blink the sleep out of your eyes and pull the trigger as you yawn. Level 2, since you'd rather not leave a mess.

When was the last time you actually slept?

Her head vanishes with a muted crack, which you expected. The rest of her shattering like a hologram... not so much.

You sit up and snatch at a mote of red light, more out of whimsy than intent - it vanishes on contact with your skin, transmuting into an alien sensation.
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Alright, gonna go ahead and call it for a combined WHAT THE HELL IS A FOREST OF REIMU? vote, and inform you lot that I'll be taking a two day sabbatical to try and get some work (that I've been putting off in favor of this) done.

Job applications, woohoo. Also, a Book Cover that's going to cover the cost of my fucking rent, which I really should have been doing more work on if I'm being perfectly honest.

WHY DO I SHY AWAY FROM THE SHIT I'M GETTING PAID FOR, I DON'T UNDERSTAND ART

i humbly entreat you all to please wait warmly while authors are preparing
>> No. 189241
>>189238
Get out there and make that cheddar, boy. Just be sure to come back.
>> No. 193684
STOVE YOU BUTTFUCKATRON DID YOU WANDER OFF AND GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A TOILET AGAIN GET BACK IN HERE AND CONTINUE THIS SHIT NEGROIDUS MAXIMUS


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HEY YOU FUCKSTICKS, WE REALLY NEED A FUCKING REISEN ROUTE.

Oh, what? You like Reisen, too? WELL WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING VOTE FOR HER YOU GOD DAMN BONOBOS OF AN AUDIENCE?

YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU. You have one job in this here story. I expect you to fucking do it. Now, go and vote for the right choice, faggots. No, don't give me that smug fucking look. Don't you fucking dare. Yeah, you suck your bottom lip right back in and get back to reading, YOU DUMB INGRATES.
_________________________

Reisen ducks underneath the table, dodging your prodding glances. She keeps herself still but makes no attempt to hide her quickly reddening cheeks. The rabbit's ears wilt considerably, drooping low enough to brush against her disheveled, purple hair. Her usual shirt-and-tie attire is missing, replaced by a short cut kimono. A fake satin flower rests over the side of her ears – her human ears. “Is...” she whispers, “is it all true? They weren't lying to me?”

“Now, why would they lie about that?” You murmur gently, coaxing Reisen out from underneath the furniture. The place is messy; a full two years of absence would do that, though. A thin line of dust coated everything but the mirrors, which, for obvious reasons, remain impeccable. You put your mind away from the thought of cleansing the place – it would be absolutely impossible. “Would I be here if they lied to you?”

Reisen lowers her head, resting against the frame of the table. She opens her mouth, but the words that come out are inaudible. The girl realizes this and repeats herself, just a little more loudly. “Yes,” she says. “Yes, you would. Unfortunately, that is precisely the person you are.”

“I do not know how to respond to that.”

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188915
Excellent meta work.

>>188888

Noice.
>> No. 188953
>>188893
But it wouldn't have been effective as Reisen's best known for chronically getting passed up in various stories.
>> No. 188958
>>188893

Kurumi? Too mainstream! We need some Kikuri, Sigma, bakebake, and maybe Rengeteki!

Heck, throw in the batty mirror, ghostly blob and shrine tank route choices for giggles.

Or go all-out with a Satsuki Rin never ending story of our progress with her being unwritten/edited every update in an update after the update! But you accept their votes they made before the edits, leading to fun! Such as asking a girl that doesn't know you to marry her.


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