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27159 No. 27159 hide watch expand quickreply
You are Jacob Chain, and you have balls of steel.

Your task is to play a prank on Suika Ibuki. Unwise? Certainly. Unhealthy? Undoubtedly. Hilarious? Definitely.

So here's how you play: You put your collective heads together and come up with a prank. This is not a story where you fear for your long-term survival, or bad ends. Much the opposite--you're shooting for the funniest reprisal you can get.

You get hilarious comeuppance by making the writer laugh his stupid head off at what you do to poor Suika. You won't die (permanently).

I have no idea how long this will run; until the joke stops being funny to people, probably. Hopefully our creativity and schaudenfreude will make this last for a long, long time. And with that, let us begin.

Your starting scenario:

Maybe it's overconfidence born of your successful business ventures. Maybe it's the warm sake (your own label) sitting heavily in your stomach. Maybe it's because you were dropped on your head as a child. Whatever the reason, here you are.

Suika Ibuki is arguably the strongest being in Gensokyo. Legends say she hasn't been sober for over seven hundred years. And you're about to start fucking with her.
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>> No. 28145
You know, it would be better if we could actually mess with Sukia instead of waiting weeks.

Or are you using it as an excuse to say that we're 'regenerating' from our last death?
>> No. 28268
Well, this didn't last very long, did it?

It was an amusing idea though. Too bad.
>> No. 28820
>>28145
Sure, let's go with that.
>>28268
Not done yet. Just typical writer delays from school/life/etc. Just about out of the worst of it, though, I swear. Just a term paper and some finals to go now.


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“Is this informant of yours really that good?” I found myself asking almost without thinking.
“Oh, she's the best.” Suika assured me with a nod.
“She'll be able to find Reimu?”
“If not find her, at least tell us where to look next.”

I thought about it for a moment. It didn't sound foolproof in my opinion, but it was better than any other leads we might have had. I took a look around the shrine, “Sure is quiet here.”
“It's nice, huh? Different from the other shrine. Still, not really my kind of place.”
“And why is that?” I suppose that Suika saying something like that was too rare for me to simply let go. Even if she was acting out a role.
“It's not as fun as being around Reimu, I guess.”
I chuckled. “Despite all of the fighting?”
“What fighting? We have an understanding.”
“Yeah, I can see that.” Reimu definitely didn't think that. With the way she acted, she saw the oni as a bother at best and a complete pain in the neck that made her life a living hell at worst. Once again I had evidence that Suika was really off in her own world most of the time. “We should get going now. I think it's best if we see your contact.”
“That'll be good. Let's get going then.”

Getting to where her contact was pretty easy. I had no idea where we were, but it was pretty close to the shrine somewhere in the mountains. “It's one of the many entrances.” Suika explained in front of a small cavern. “Wait here a bit, I'll be back.”
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>> No. 28742
>>28739
You're barking at the wrong tree there.
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28752
Update within the hour, for real! New thread because this one is perilously close to autosage.
>> No. 34578
next thread
>>28753


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[X]Take the time to explain to Marine what she's getting into.
[x] Check with Reimu, then
[x] Go find Naomi then Ben.

"Are you sure about this?" Does Marine even know what she's getting into? There's just as many chances to do well as there are to die, and I'm not always going to be there to bail her out.

"Quite sure, you don't have to worry so much." I ought to at least explain to Marine what she's about to get involved in then.

"Then I might as well explain things as best I can." I shift to a more comfortable position so I won't get a cramp or something. "Basically if you do go, you should stick around the human village unless you get good at preforming magic or have an escort, because there are plenty of things that would kill you without a second thought."

"And yet you're still alive." Normally, Marine's point would be valid. However...

"That's because he's not physically there. He mostly manifests as a spirit, and even then he isn't invincible." Yukari jumps into that conversation next. "Though he is far more powerful in that form."

"I see." Wait, Marine can't possibly accept that so easily. "So how did Wade's spirit manifest without his body?"
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>> No. 28604
>>28602

Seriously though, how would that even work? Giygas is just a full screen image of moving maroon fetuses and other bits.

Even if we did manage to make it work, anyone who saw it would most likely go insane.
>> No. 28605
>>28598
First of all I thought Anon knew what it was voting for since I try to keep the various transformations true to their source, and the Necromorph Hive Mind has no real ranged or magic options to begin with. My second mistake was as you said not making a case for Olga Flow. I assumed if anon knew what they were getting into with the Hive Mind they would know what a flying tank would be like, or look up Olga Flow for themselves. Hell, I didn't even know what the Necromorph Hive Mind was until I looked it up on Youtube. Why can't anon do the same?


And before you go 'Then post a link' remember that I'm doing this from my Wii, which doesn't allow copypaste. I could do a typed description next time if I feel I can accurately describe it.

As for influencing the voting, yes I am guilty of that but I try to avoid doing it too often, only consciously doing it when the chosen option doesn't sit well with me. The vote to end the date with Yukari in Hakugyokuro early because of a few hitches was the most glaring example because I actively refused to write until something else was picked. I am aware of it as you said, but I'm not apologizing for it.

For the last part, I have included transformation options in the past as you said, but I stopped doing that because anon showed a preference for thinking up their own forms. The problem was that they started relying on certain forms despite the fact that there's an almost endless supply of forms to work with, with the exception of a couple voters pushing for something else, whom you'll notice I was encouraging. Adressing the lack of creativity that you seem to think this would cause, well, anon ignored the ready-made options most every time after the first, so how was that stifling creativity again?

Also, since this thread is so close to autosage I'll have a new one up later tonight. Though I won't say no to some assistance on the matter...
>> No. 28606
>>28604

That and such a thing isn't the best for fighting along side allies. Reimu was creep-ed out enough by the Hive Mind.

>>28605
I sum it up more as "Oooh it looks cool, let's do eet." by the voters than a tactical decision.

Of course we should consider how much SDLT knows about said character, since that's kinda backfired on us (not in a severe way) with the Sol Transformation. (But we learned that Sol can't graze)


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Ugh. I hate how short my debut prologue is.

Darkness suddenly faded away into light, and the sun gazed down upon your eyes. That… was all there was. Just this strange calming feeling, and the world around you. It was unclear who you were, what you were, why you were here, or where here even was. But it didn’t really feel like it mattered. This was life… you were alive. And oddly enough, that was all you really cared about. However, lying in one spot for a long time gets very boring, and so eventually other thoughts began to creep into your empty mind. Maybe just being here wasn’t enough. And if that were the case, it was necessary to find out some of these things. But one at a time was enough.

Choose:
[ ] Try and find out who you are.
[ ] Try and find out what you are.
[ ] Try and find out where you are.
[ ] Try and find out why you’re here.
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>> No. 27300
>>27296
>>27297
>>27298
>>27299

Lol. Well, okay then. Poll closed.
>> No. 27315
[x] Ask her about food. You're starving.
Voting becaus it's been closed.
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A little short sure, but I do seem to have a trend for OPs here...

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[x] "Yeah, no."
[x] Transform and initiate hyper-space jump. Target - The Hakurei Shrine. Make sure to bring Nari with you.

I don't exactly like the idea of crossing over before my time, but that does make me wonder how I'm going to get out of this since I don't have distance manipulation. Unless it's a universal reaper skill...

"Well, better get you acro- huh?" The poor shinigami didn't see this coming. "Man, don't tell me you can change form!"

"Heh, you better believe it!" Komachi wasn't holding onto me anymore, both figuratively and literally seeing as I wasn't me anymore. But changing one's shape into the master of death has its perks, such as being able to go toe to toe with another reaper.

"I suppose I can't just ask you to come along nicely." Komachi looked a bit depressed at this little shock. "Man, why do you have to make this more work than it already is?" She's already trying to get in my face with her distance manipulation, but I'm already up in the air before she can tell what happened.

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>> No. 28227
[X]Take the time to explain to Marine what she's getting into.
[x] Check with Reimu, then
[x] Go find Naomi then Ben.

Looking forward for her gruesome death.
>> No. 28228
>>28227

That's speaking too soon since chances are she'd be put in the village or Rinnosuke's shop, safe places.

And if Naomi ends up in Eientei she should be pretty safe, that and with Tewi as a friend there isn't too much to worry about.
>> No. 28230
[x] Take the time to explain to Marine what she's getting into. Don't make it sound like you're trying to change her mind, though.
[x] Check with Reimu, then go find Naomi and Ben.


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Frick, I just had a big update all written out, and I forget to save the damn thing in case THP pukes up an error. Rewriting it tomorrow since I don't have any more time today.

Also, yes I do know [Part Five] hasn't hit auto, but I'd rather set up a thread for my next week or so worth of writing now than making anon do it again.

Also, apparantly THP didn't like the awesome pic of Kogasa I found, which appears to be the result of the error puke.

God dammit THP.
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>> No. 28010
>>27999
Don't mention YAF on my presence.

He broke my heart ;..;
>> No. 28017
>>27999

I can't tell if Reimu is pissed off, in normal 'annoyed' mode, or is in 'bleh' mode.
>> No. 28038
>>27999

I laughed


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Making the thread because our writefag can't. Update (hopefully) below.
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>> No. 27580
[0] Ask something.
-[1] "Who are you?"
-[2] "An occult shop on the west coast is an unusual choice."
[3] Consider grabbing the Yagokoro log, if that's real then it sure as hell doesn't belong here.
[4] Humor the strange person, have her explain her perspective on magic.
>> No. 27585
[0] Ask something.
-[1] "Who are you?"
-[2] "An occult shop on the west coast is an unusual choice."
[3] Consider grabbing the Yagokoro log, if that's real then it sure as hell doesn't belong here.

Kogasa taking notes? Moeee
>> No. 27587
[x] Ask something.
-[x] "Who are you?"
-[x] "An occult shop on the west coast is an unusual choice."
[x] Consider grabbing the Yagokoro log, if that's real then it sure as hell doesn't belong here.
[x] Humor the strange person, have her explain her perspective on magic.


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This is going to be in two parts, one hour just isn't enough to do this but I don't want to leave you guys with nothing either.
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[X] Yuuka's got a point, I'm drunk enough to go 'screw modesty' not enough to do it with people watching.
-[X] Shinki seems willing enough, and I doubt she wants her daughter to walk in.

No, Yuuka's right. What am I, an animal? Sexy or not, in heat or not I can't just screw people out in the open where everyone else can see.
"Actually, I need to go do something if it's all the same to you guys." Best I can come up with, but Shinki backs off at least.
Yuuka raised an eyebrow at me, she must not have thought I'd listen to her indirect suggestion.

"What?" I really need to come up with something fast if I'm to get out from under the naked Makai goddess. Sucks that I'm partially drunk.

"Bathroom." One word and Shinki lets go. I seriously can't believe that worked.

"Not for what I think I hope~" In all honesty I do need to take a leak, and want to reserve my energy for someone who'd appreciate it.

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>> No. 27240
Rephrased.
>>27238
Well, let me know if you want me to. I'm stuck in a 9 hour-job with a crappy internet and most imageboards blocked, so I really don't have anything better to do.
>> No. 27241
>>27240
Go ahead then if you really want to. I'm kind of in the opposite boat; I have no job and nothing to do other than write.

Since the Prisimriver vote won the OP should be about them, and keep to the name scheme.
>> No. 27243
>>27241
Done
>>27242


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[x] Introduce yourself and the others
[x] Explain your story
[x] Inquire about your past deeds with the shrine.
[x] Do a bit of talking, perhaps asking about any fragments they might have found.

side note
[x] Try to stop by the Hakurei shrine just so you can pass on the good news regarding Yukari, of course leaving out the parts involving close contact of the large, soft kind.

This is rather odd to say the least, Kanako's usually serious about her image, Suwako's the type to just take it as it comes and enjoy life, and now that I remember her, Sanae kind of acts like a cross between a disciplinary force and a duaghter for the two goddesses. They've got a strange family relationship, that's for sure.

Still, I guess I ought to introduce myself and Nari at least. "I don't think I told any of you my name previously, so my name is Wade, and this is Nariko."

"Well met." Kanako seemed to be speaking for the group this time. "Do you remember us?"

"As luck, fate, or gathering would have it, yes." I managed to sit up properly with Nari on my shoulder. Who knows where Suika slipped off to. "Earth goddess Suwako Moriya, original owner of the Moriya Shrine before losing it to Kanako in a sense."
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>> No. 26854
>>26852
>The 'restraint' vote is to have some private fun time with someone. I forgot to add the (specify) on the end to give anon a reasonable choice as to who would barge in and have their way with Wade.

Oh, alright, that's good to know. In that case, change my vote to:

[X] Yuuka's got a point, I'm drunk enough to go 'screw modesty' not enough to do it with people watching.
-[X] Shinki seems willing enough, and I doubt she wants her daughter to walk in.
>> No. 26855
[X] Yuuka's got a point, I'm drunk enough to go 'screw modesty' not enough to do it with people watching.
-[X] Shinki seems willing enough, and I doubt she wants her daughter to walk in.
>> No. 26856
[X]Just take Shinki already, she's right there.
SHE'S RIGHT THERE


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Short intro post...
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[x]Marisa did say spellcards are important in duels...
-[x]I could craft my own

Marisa said duels require spellcards didn't she? Well, clearly I needed some, but I didn't feel like heading back to the shrine for some. Given the gap yokai was still hunting around for me for reasons lost on me.
Come to think of it, I might want to make some to help deal with her.

"Why do I need to go to the shrine? Can't I just make my own?"

Cirno stopped her fruitless tugging to look at me.
"Well, sure! That's the idea, but do you know how?"

"Uhh, no..."

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>> No. 26445
[x] Introduce yourself and the others
[x] Explain your story
[x] Inquire about your past deeds with the shrine.
[x] Do a bit of talking, perhaps asking about any fragments they might have found.

side note
[x] Try to stop by the Hakurei shrine just so you can pass on the good news regarding Yukari, of course leaving out the parts involving close contact of the large, soft kind.
>> No. 26446
>>26442
[x]"Good to see you..er.. again I guess, Kanako-San, Suwako-sama, Sanae"
[x]Due to my... condition, I forgot a lot of things. Regarding this place I only remember an incident with... frogs? Is that possible?
[x]In that matter, did any of you happened to find a piece of my soul hanging around here?

Stirring the Hive~
>> No. 26448
[x] Introduce yourself and the others
[x] Explain your story
[x] Inquire about your past deeds with the shrine.
[x] Do a bit of talking, perhaps asking about any fragments they might have found.

side note
[x] Try to stop by the Hakurei shrine just so you can pass on the good news regarding Yukari, of course leaving out the parts involving close contact of the large, soft kind.


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