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File 138499578536.jpg - (503.06KB, 2112x2304, that other fairy trio by nftyw.jpg) [iqdb]
59702 No. 59702
>[x] ...I got nothing. Help me, Clover!

I stop mid-sip and rack my brain, coming up empty. Damn it, Applepicker, think.

"...I have no idea," I admit. "But--but why is it my job anyway? I mean--"

"Because you're the man!" Clover insists, thumping the table with her palm. "You're supposed to be all seizing initiative and being bold! In charge and all that!"

"...Clover, that's stupid. Really, really stupid. Have you seen her?" I ask pointedly. "Do you really think I'm in charge of ... anything?"

"Excuses!" Clover shouts, sitting on the edge of the table beside me. "And besides, it's not that you're a man--"

"Not what you said," I grumble.

"--It's that you're her man." She pokes a finger at my chest (right in the geta-shaped bruise, though I'm too drunk to feel). "You don't think a dragon likes being swept off her feet?"

All right, maybe she has a point there--Meiling seems really thrilled whenever I express myself. Or break clubs over my arm. Maybe I can go defeat a feral youkai for her honor or something. "Okay, fine. So... give me some ideas."

She pauses, head tottering a bit with all that wine in it. "...Stars," she finally says.

"Stars?"

"A night under the stars! Just the two of you! Maybe a picnic, or a walk, maybe snuggle under a blanket..."

"Might not even need one," I reply, slipping into a big grin despite myself. "She's warm. I mean, really warm. Hot, I might snfmg."

Clover removes her hand from my mouth. "None of that now. We're working here."

I shrug and pour another glass for the both of us, the first bottle already nearly slain. "I'm out of my depths here. So what about the town?"

"Well, you should find out what restaurants there are! And what she likes! And what there is to do!"

"Can't I ask her what she wants to do?" I ask tiredly.

"Absolutely not!"

"Dating is dumb," I grumble.

"You're dumb. All right, all right, let me think..." Clover snaps her fingers. "She likes to take care of herself, right? She was telling me she usually cooks for herself, and tends to her own little house."

"Yeah..."

"Take her out on a trip to the market. Buy some fresh groceries. Maybe try to cook with her. Cook for her!"

"We could make a dessert or something, if we eat out in the village," I nod. "Okay. She definitely is kind of ... practical."

Clover nods enthusiastically. "Sporty, too. Anything like that?"

"Please no," I whinge. "She's already running me ragged."

"Oh, please. It's not like you're slaying youkai for her."

"I had a spar with a wolf tengu this morning," I reply dourly.

She looks at me closely. "...Really?" I just turn and give her a hollow stare.

Solemnly, Clover tops off my glass.

[ ] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.
[ ] I give up. I'll either let her take lead like always or just ask what she wants to do.
[ ] Wait! I still have more ideas! (Write-in)
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>> No. 59703
Sorry for the long delay on this one, I had to go out and get groceries and wait on permission to post that pic, just to be safe.

Thread 6 already! Well, for a given definition of 'already,' but still.
PRIOR THREADS: >>30207 >>30613 >>32046 >>45724 >>57037
THE Q&A: >>/words/966

And today's new OP is courtesy of the lovely nftyw. All praise to he that gave us his /i/.
>> No. 59705
Nice drawing there.

[c] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.
>> No. 59706
[~] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.
>> No. 59707
>>59703
>THE Q&A
Huh. There's a thing.
>> No. 59708
>>59707
Yeah, it doesn't see a lot of love. I refresh it frequently, though, and no reason not to keep it for the stuff that inevitably comes up.
>> No. 59709
[x] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.

Not sure what'd she'd learn but I'd think she'd like to see it anyways.
>> No. 59710
[x] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.
>> No. 59711
That conversation went much better then I expected...

[x] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.
>> No. 59712
[x] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.
>> No. 59713
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59713
Another lateish, smallish one. Sorry! Had to run out to the store twice and then cook all day. I'm using it to cut loose and unwind, can you tell?

>[x] ...You know, she's usually teaching me. Maybe I could teach her some fairy flying.

We sit there in silence a moment, and I spend it mulling over what I can do with Meiling. "Clover," I ask, feeling my words thick and muddled in the wine, "What'm I good at?"

"Not drinking!" She hoots, downing her glass in one go before wiping her mouth with her sleeve. "But seriously...I dunno. Reading? Flying?"

"Flying...hey, yeah, flying. Maybe I could...Could..."

"Show her your moves?" Clover grins.

"Yes! That!"

"You're the best flyer on the lake," Clover nods. "That could work!"

"You know what?" I declare, standing up (and stumbling on my chair), "Let's go practice."

"What? Kazuki, we're drunk as skunks."

"Exactly!" I roar. "Do not wait until the iron is drunk, but make it drunk by... drinking... okay whatever, the point is that I want to practice and I may as well do it with a handicap. I've been flying on wings for four hundred years, and goggles for 400 hours. Kind of. Shut up."

Clover giggles. "Lead the way, Captain Bad Decisions."

We make our way out of the mansion, laughing and tripping, Clover cradling the full wine bottle to her front as we go. Fairies turn and watch as we go, bewildered and curious, but they can't help but smile seeing us stumble along.

"So," Clover asks, "What's your plan here? You probably don't want to stunt-fly right now." Leaning way over (and against my shoulder for balance), she theatrically stage-whispers to add "If you do it here, Meiling will see. Gotta keep it secret."

Yeah. Yeah. Keep it secret, keep it safe. That's a good thought, Clover. We'll--well, we can't SNEAK out. But we can fly casual.

...Unless...

[ ] Sakuya! Can you time us out of the mansion secretly?
[ ] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation
[ ] GOTTA GO SLOW
[ ] Write-in
>> No. 59714
[x] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation

I have no choice. I must vote for this.
>> No. 59715
[X] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation

One day the carpets of the world will rise up against those who tread upon them. That day, our skill at impersonating them will allow us to learn of their plans and save the world.

We must train diligently for that day!
>> No. 59716
Can we solid snake it? Any cardboard boxes around?
>> No. 59717
[x] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation
>> No. 59718
[X] GOTTA GO SLOW

If only I could embed the Sanic theme into this post...
>> No. 59719
[X] GOTTA GO SLOW
>>59718
here ya go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
>> No. 59720
>>59713
Why is this even a choice? Are we just incredibly confused by drunk-logic? We can just practice somewhere else, and we can reach that somewhere else by walking right out the front gate. Meiling has to stay and keep guarding, so it's not like she'll follow us. All she'll know if that we left the mansion, drunk and with Clover; our plan for her remains hidden.
>> No. 59721
>>59720

Aww come on...don't be THAT guy. Just vote for whatever you like best.

[X] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation
>> No. 59722
[x] Sakuya! Can you time us out of the mansion secretly?

Honestly i see less chance of a backfire with this.
>> No. 59723
[X] Sakuya! Can you time us out of the mansion secretly?

>>59720
>Are we just incredibly confused by drunk-logic?
... er, yes?
>> No. 59724
[X] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation


Gotta be tacticool.
>> No. 59725
>>59719
Jesus. Have some earbleach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN5q-aPDquQ

[X] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation
One day, we'll be one with the floor.
>> No. 59726
[x] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation
>> No. 59727
[x] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation

As if there's any other choice.
>> No. 59728
[x] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation

Because the last time we impersonated a carpet went SO WELL.
>> No. 59729
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59729
>[x] Tactical Espionage Carpet Impersonation

I stop dead in my tracks, causing Clover to bump into me and almost knock the both of us sprawling.

"Ow! What gives, 'zuki?" she asks, making sure she didn't damage her precious cargo.

"We need an escape plan," I muse, rubbing my chin. "Meiling--you don't know her. She's clever. I can't get anything by her. Not even myself. If we leave, she'll know."

Clover rubs her nose. "So?"

"So, then she'll know! She'll know we're up to something!"

"...I'm having too much fun not to see where you're going with this," she grins. "So what's our plan?"

I hold a finger up slowly, and then turn and point it down at our feet.

"We escape," I whisper dramatically, "by carpet."

Clover almost drops the wine bottle. "What."

"You heard me. Last time I tried to be a carpet, I wound up becoming a guest, getting a big dinner, getting a house to sleep in, and eventually-butterflies-and-hurricanes got with Meiling!"

"You also died," she points out.

"Semantics!"

Clover just leans against the wall, occasionally bursting into fits of giggles as I try to crawl under the front foyer rug. ... rugs are heavy. "Kazuki T. Applepicker," she says, "I think you're forgetting something very, very important."

"And what would that be?" I mutter, muffled with my head under the rug, digging at it from under like a mole.

"The carpets," she explains slowly, "lead further in."

"..."

"Not out."

"..."

"Kazuki?" she leans over, sounding concerned.

"...Maybe we can roll them up, and--"

"No, Kazuki."

"Damn it."

Thus foiled, I pull my head back out and sit back against the wall, a defeated fairy. Clover pats me on the shoulder awkwardly, trying not to drop the wine bottle.

"We could always just race around in here," she suggests. "There's got to be some big, empty hallways if that bit about the maid was true."

"Maybe," I nod.

"Or we could just fly out regularly. She won't know where we're going. And," she adds, as I go to protest (she just doesn't know) "We could come up with something else to do first. It's not lying, right?"

"True..."

"Or we could just stay here and drink more and I can give you salacious advice now that we're good and uninhibited." Clover adds with a lopsided wink.

[ ] Hey, yeah. We can just have a trip through the mansion!
[ ] Let's go out and get some air. ...And maybe a drink of water.
[ ] I WILL SEE THIS PLAN THROUGH.
[ ] Oh, forget it, let's just go drink on the roof or something.
[ ] Write-in
>> No. 59730
[x] Oh, forget it, let's just go drink on the roof or something.
Maybe we'll grow our wings back if we die again.
>> No. 59731
[x] Oh, forget it, let's just go drink on the roof or something.
>> No. 59732
[X] I WILL SEE THIS PLAN THROUGH.
>> No. 59733
[x] Oh, forget it, let's just go drink on the roof or something.

Pretty sure drinking more can solve all of our problems.
>> No. 59734
[x] I WILL SEE THIS PLAN THROUGH.

Drunk Kazuki is best Kazuki.
>> No. 59735
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59735
[X] Oh, forget it, let's just go drink on the roof or something.

Drinking on the roof? How manly.
>> No. 59736
[X] Let's go out and get some air. ...And maybe a drink of water.

Kazuki can't be blitzed for his date.
>> No. 59737
[X] Let's go out and get some air. ...And maybe a drink of water.

Sounds like a good way to sober him up some, that and getting completely drunk would just ruin the date.
>> No. 59738
[x] I WILL SEE THIS PLAN THROUGH.

NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
>> No. 59739
[X] Let's go out and get some air. ...And maybe a drink of water.


Drunk shenanigans are fun and all, but let's not get too drunk.
>> No. 59741
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59741
>[x] Oh, forget it, let's just go drink on the roof or something.

"Oh, to hell with it," I mutter, still surly about being bested by upholstery.

"There, there," Clover soothes. "Shall we drink more and forget about it?"

"Until I'm sober, at least," I agree. "Come on, I know just the place."

We have a slightly askance flight, going up, up, up, alighting on the back of Remilia's balcony, stretching around the clock tower where her chambers lie. This way, we shouldn't disturb her (if she sleeps in a coffin, I suspect it'll take more noise than two fairies can produce to get through the pine), and we can still enjoy the brisk air and the view out over the lake. Clover sits on the railing, kicking her feet as I fly a few lazy circles, almost pacing in midair.

"Think they can see us from down there?"

"Almost definitely," I say. "I've never known Meiling not to miss anything that happens on these grounds. ... Sak--"

"The head maid," Clover corrects hastily.

"--The head maid, either." I giggle. "You're flightier than I am, and I'm kinda scared of my own girlfriend."

"Whad'ya mean?" she asks.

"Well, not really, but...basically, this whole thing started because she grabbed my arm really quick, scared the daylights outta me. Well, that and a flirt war."

"A flirt war?" Clover asks. "This I've got to hear."

"It's about what it sounds like," I shrug. "She won, by the way. I didn't stand a chance."

"We need to work on that! You need training!"

"Please no, she's already training me how to fight."

"And how to f--"

"Clover!"

She giggles. "Come on, we're drunk and uninhibited. We already girl-talked a bit before you showed up. What's the harm?"

"My ego?"

"I dunno, 'zuki, from what she was telling me, you don't have anything to be ashamed of. Especially because I got a glimpse of--"

"Clover!"

"I'm only going to get more perverted until you start enjoying yourself," she replies across the top of her wineglass, perched in her fingertips.

"I...all right, fine, what am I supposed to do? Brag?"

"Well, I could try to give you some ideas for next time."

"...Clover, you're a virgin."

"And so were you!" she points out. "Not like I haven't had plenty of time to think about it."

"I'm more than twice your age! And you're saving yourself until you get a ring on your finger!"

She shrugs massively. "Yes, and?"

"...And I don't have a rejoinder for that," I admit.

"Damned right you don't. Now come on, what does Meiling like in bed?"

"Um... A bit of dirty talk."

"Like what?"

I hold up my hands. "Nope. Nuh-uh. Drawing the line, that's all you're getting there. Not going into particulars."

"You could write it down."

"Sure, I'll write it in Chinese," I grin. She never learned it, but then again, she didn't have Meiling for that.

"Hey, that gives me an idea. Write stuff on her. I mean, with your tongue."

I should protest that level of lewdness, but hot damn that sounds fun. "Okay, fine, you have my attention. What else?"

"That depends," Clover muses. "Right. Meiling said she really liked seeing you 'assert yourself.' So be bold."

"How?"

"I dunno, grope her. Play with her a bit."

"Did I hear something about groping?" asks another voice, nearly making me jump clear off the balcony.

"Koakuma!"

She grins. "I saw you up here and figured I'd meet your friend. Not intruding, am I?"

"Well, maybe a bit, y--"

"Not at all!" Clover interrupts me. Gods damn you, Clover! "We're just trying to help his love life. I'm Clover, by the way."

"Charmed," Koa purrs, her tail swishing back and forth as fast as Clover's wings are twitching. "Well then, if it's not too personal, maybe I could offer some pointers?"

Clover makes a show of standing up and circling around Koa, who folds her arms and smiles demurely. "I don't know," Clover says, scrutinizing her intensely. "What are your credentials?"

"Sweetie, I'm a succubus," the familiar replies wryly, "I think I'm qualified."

Clover turns to me, face deadly serious. "She's in."

[ ] The hell she is. This is too much.
[ ] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
[ ] Write-in
>> No. 59743
[X] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
I have no regrets, this is my only path.
>> No. 59744
[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?
>> No. 59745
[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?

I have a good feeling about this.
>> No. 59746
>>59744
>>59745
Right, since this seems likely to pick up steam, I'll go ahead and say now.

1: I'll totally write this as a non-canon /at/ side-thing. It will be non-canon, though.
2: I'm half-planning to end November by writing out the entire date scene with Meiling, start to finish, based on what you've been voting for so far. Obviously I'm getting ahead of myself there, but that's at least what I intend. If I write this, it will take the place of the date for the end-of-month(?) update. The date will still happen, though it will either divvied over regular updates or just posted at a later date.

And as a side-note, Meiling would not be hurt by this scene transpiring, canonically or otherwise. Not that it means you should turn every write-in into a new /at/ spinoff on me.

With that in mind, proceed as you will. You perverts.
>> No. 59747
>>59741
[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?
[x] Do I need schoolbooks? What about lunch?
>> No. 59748
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59748
>>59747
>> No. 59749
[X] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
[X] How about a hands-on demonstration?

I prefer big Meiling updates to big Koa updates.
>> No. 59750
[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?
>> No. 59751
[X] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.

I thought we were trying to figure out stuff to do to Meiling, not pleasure ourselves. So can we not get quasi-raped by Koakuma?
>> No. 59752
[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?
>> No. 59753
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59753
>>59741
[x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
This will no doubt lead to us us mentioning the ideas to Meiling and giving her the idea to abduct the other SDM redhead for funtimes later. Keep on the dragon.
>> No. 59754
[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?

>>59746
it might be a while as it seems people are out for hijinks (if not worst)
>> No. 59755
[x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
[x] But first, how about a hands-on demonstration?

...You're all acting like the hands-on demonstration has to involve Kazuki's hands being on anyone.

There is a Clover. And there is a Koa. That's all you need. Also I can't believe Koakuma would seriously be so dumb as to actually lay a single lewdly-intentioned finger on Meiling's property toy prize significant other.
>> No. 59756
>>59755
she might justify as educating him.
>> No. 59757
[x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.


But let's keep it hands off. The only hands allowed anywhere are Meilings. And Kazuki's. On Meiling.
>> No. 59758
[x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.

Well, she is qualified after all.
>> No. 59759
>>59757
even though the risk of backfire is higher (as the /at/ thing would be non-canon)?
>> No. 59760
[X] The hell she is. This is too much.
>> No. 59761
[x] how bout some hands-on demostration?

First time voting for porn in two years. And no rape- this option is to give explicit consent.

Also, even if non canon, a thousand years old dragon is mature enough to be okay with this (st iming
>> No. 59762
[X] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
>> No. 59763
[x] Vote yes on proposition Koa.
>> No. 59764
[x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.

Honestly, I think "The hell she is. This is too much." is more in-character, drunk or no. (In fact at this point I'm imagining Kazuki deciding he needs to hide and therefore diving under a carpet.) Sadly it has no chance of winning, though.
>> No. 59765
Vote good and called, going with a canonical [x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it. Standby for update soonish.

Now, off-canon... don't get your hopes up, it's not written yet. I'm putting the substance of the scene to a vote. >>/at/33233
>> No. 59766
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59766
So I had this ready to post like ten hours ago, but my main proofreader was apparently busy today. Sorry about that.

>[x] ... You know what? I'm just drunk enough to allow it.
>[x] How about a hands-on demonstration?

...

...

A brief daydream flickers across my mind, dancing through my brain and leaving it a filthy puddle in a filthier gutter.

"...Kazuki?" Clover asks, waving a hand in front of my face and banishing the mental image to nothingness.

After a moment of collecting and dusting off my scattered thoughts, I give a massive shrug. "I'm just inebriated enough for this. All right, let's hear it."

"Yay~" Koakuma trills delightedly before pulling up on the balcony beside me and Clover, sitting surprisingly chastely with her knees to one side and her hands holding down her skirt.

Clover looks at the drinks, counts two glasses for three people, and then passes the bottle to Koa with a shrug, who takes it graciously and has a swig.

"Thank you, dear," she sighs contentedly, "though I'm sure Sakuya," (who mercifully doesn't appear, though Clover and I both brace,) "Would have my head. Patchy too."

"'Patchy?' Really?" I ask. "Not Patchouli, or Lady Patchouli?"

She shoots me a scandalous grin. "I thought we were talking about our lovers right now."

"Oh, my," breathes Clover.

"Oh, yes," Koa replies, grinning even wider, tail wagging. "Though you should keep that to yourself. Magicians who lay with their familiars have something of a... country bumpkin reputation."

"What, really?"

The succubus giggles and passes me the bottle. "Something about 'hedge wizards.'"

Clover examines Koakuma, looking up and down those slinky curves appraisingly. "With all due respect, ma'am, their loss," she declares. Koa puts her hands to her cheeks demurely.

"Oh my, thank you, thank you. Though all of this is giving me an idea." She taps the lip of the wine bottle with her fingertip. "Indirect kisses are fun. With Meiling, I mean."

"The real ones are more fun," I point out.

Koa giggles again, as does Clover, who sounds rather more like the succubus than I was expecting. "I imagine. But still, flirty little gestures like that can drive somebody wild. Tease her a bit."

Well, yes, but... "I always lose at it, though!"

Koa grins. "The thing to remember is that losing is fun. And you'll really..." she fishes for a word. "Turn her crank, if you flirt. Even if you know she'll outdo yo. Knowing her, especially if you know. It will turn her on even more."

"Oh, yeah?"

"She loves that kind of thing, trust me. All stoicism and defiance, and bravely throwing yourself onto her sword! ...Though of course, I think she'll be throwing herself onto yours."

Clover bursts out laughing. I silence her by pushing the mouth of the winebottle into hers with a grumble, as Koa raises an eyebrow.

"Though, now that I think about it, you should be a little cautious. Meiling's... adventurous."

"Adventurous?" I ask, as Clover pulls the bottle free with a pop.

"She's a big showoff, you know," Koa says. "I think she'd like nothing more than... advertising her love. If you're feeling courageous, you could always leave a window facing the mansion open next time you're visiting her home. And her house, too."

Clover collapses back into laughs at all the innuendo as I flush an even brighter red. "So, I guess everyone in the mansion knows where I was last night, then?" I ask, rubbing my face.

"It was a safe bet," Koa replies with a wink. "Well, that, and you just told me."

Clover's laughter redoubles, and Koa has to catch her with her tail before she falls backwards onto the balcony.

"What about you, Kazuki?" Koakuma asks. "Any ideas on how you're going to slay the dragon?"

[ ] Write-in.
>> No. 59767
[x] Kiss her, deeply and fully, in front of everyone. And then make some crack about her being spicy.
-[x] Watch the stars together one night in a secluded spot. Then make a move.

I suck at this sort of thing.
>> No. 59768
[x] "Well, I've already charged up the hills. Made my way into her abode. Definitely stabbed her with my sword. The girls who were locked up in her lair managed to escape."
[x] Glare a little at Clover here. Just a little.
[x] "I'm trying to think up something involving stealing rings--wait, there. Flattery. Maybe."

I really don't know where I'm going with this, I'll be honest. It started out with dirty insinuations and then I was going to try for something involving a black arrow, but then I dialed it a bit further back in the story and hit on something.

Sorry, but it's the best I've got, right now.
>> No. 59769
>>59766
[x] Mount up my trusty steed, charge, lower my lance and thrust into her vitals.
[x] Dress as black white, be captured and defeated.
>> No. 59770
>>59768
She also devoured a virgin sacrifice. He COULD stuff a rock in her bed and declare it the Arkenstone.
>> No. 59771
I can't think of any good dragon innuendo right now.
But [X] more of that.
>> No. 59772
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59772
>[x] Dragon innuendo.

"Oh, well, you know," I say, putting my arms behind my head and stretching back. "Lower my sallet and spur my horse forward, tilt my lance and slay the wicked beast with a cry of 'Saint Geeeeooorge!' Typical romance stuff."

Koa loses it at that. Clover chokes on her wine.

"I mean, it all fits," I continue, ticking it off on my fingers. "Marched to her lair across her mountaintops, did honorable battle with her, smote her with my flashing sword--" Clover explodes into giggles again. "Snicker-snack!" I add, making her tumble backwards into Koa's lap, wheezing and panting with laughter as I continue with a nasty look. "And I even rescued the maidens trapped in her cave."

Her laughter abruptly vanishes as she turns bright red. Koa smiles down at her, saying nothing. "I, uh," Clover sputters. "Was trying to...find..." her voice trails off meekly.

"Your friend's a bigger pervert than you are, Kazuki," Koakuma says lightly, poking Clover's cheek with the tip of her tail.

"Don't I know it," I grumble. "It was her and three other fairies who always stick together. Anyway, I was going to go into something about stealing a treasure from her hoard, but I've sort of lost my steam."

"Well, that was all very informative," Koakuma replies with a wry grin, helping Clover sit upright, "but we're getting away from the point here. Do you have any real ideas?"

"...Mostly, I was just going to make out with her some more in a pretty spot," I admit. "Maybe mention that her kisses are spicy."

"They are?" Clover asks. "Awesome."

"They totally are, yeah. But I'm still at a loss here. I'm new at all of this."

"Well, you're 400 years old, right?" Koakuma asks.

"That's what had Patchy so bent out of shape, yeah." I reply with a grin.

"You've had 400 years to get thoughts. Ideas. Ask her if you can do them, and then do them with her. To her. And Meiling? Meiling's had a few thousand. I doubt you'll scandalize her. Unless she's into that." she adds as an afterthought.

"I...dunno what she's into," I admit again.

"Yet," she adds with a smirk. "Go with some stuff that will be fun for both of you. Like... like giving her a massage after a workout."

"A massage?"

"A massage. Oil her up. Work your hands over those nice muscles. Get around the sides and work on her front a bit, too..."

"Ooh," Clover murmurs, paused midway into pouring from the wine bottle.

"Work all that tension out of her. And then," Koa whispers, voice low, "When she's purring and melted under you, work it back in." After a moment, her intense, sultry gaze slips away back to the demure, giggly facade(?) from before. "I trust you know enough to do that part without my help?"

"I, er," I stammer, "I think I've got it, yeah."

"Are you sure? Because if you need help, Patchy and I could always come in an--"

"Nope! Nooo thank you, I've got this end wrapped up."

"Wrapped up?" Koa asks. "Aww, lame." What does she--hey!

[ ] Okay, that's enough of that.
[ ] That's too good not to try. Anything else?
[ ] Other.
>> No. 59773
[x] That's too good not to try. Anything else?

Koakuma is the absolute master of love.
>> No. 59774
>>59772
[x] How do they go at it without Patchouli keeling over and dying every 5 minutes.
[x] That's too good not to try. Anything else?
[x] We should wrap Meiling in a flat bread?
>> No. 59775
[x] How do they go at it without Patchouli keeling over and dying every 5 minutes.
Inquisitive minds want to know
[x] That's too good not to try. Anything else?
[x] How about Meiling a la mode? I mean, there shouldn't be a reason why we can't have our desert and eat it too.

The only problem I see with this is either we (Meiling) get very cold sensitive areas, or ice cream soup. If someone knows how to make this work, I'm all ears
>> No. 59776
[x] How have you not killed Patchouli yet?
[x] That's too good not to try. Anything else?
>> No. 59778
>>59775
The usual "kinky sex" jokes are about whipped cream instead of icecream.
Not quite the same, and given Meiling's body heat it's likely to be just as messy.
Maybe we should pull a Hot Shots and fry eggs and bacon on her belly so we have breakfast in the morning?
>> No. 59779
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59779
>[x] How have you not killed Patchouli yet?
>[x] That's too good not to try. Anything else?

"So here's a question for you," I ask. "How is it, exactly, that Patchouli still draws breath?" Koakuma snickers as Clover looks at me quizzically. "Asthmatic, out-of-shape magelet."

"Hey now," Koakuma warns, finger and tail waggling in time, "I won't have you making fun of my dear master."

"That's her job," Clover adds.

Koa giggles. "See? She gets it."

"Okay, fine," I relent, "but what about how she treats me? I'm supposed to just let her abuse me?"

"You say that like I haven't punished her for it once or twice," Koakuma replies, licking her lips.

I, uh... damn. "W-well--that's--"

"Hot," Clover contributes, splitting the last of the wine into our glasses and leaving a bit more for Koa.

"Speaking of hot... Meiling's really warm. Is there anything I can do with that?"

"How warm are we talking?" Clover sits up and focuses her eyes, clearly curious.

"She has to load me up with some of her energy so I'm comfortable. I'm pretty sure I could burn myself if I wasn't careful."

"Ever had a cup of sake?" Koakuma asks. "Ask her to heat one up for you."

I pause, thinking about that. "In her mouth?"

"Lower."

"...Oh. OH."

"That sounds," Clover declares, "really fun."

"Pour it over her chest and down, down, down," Koakuma sings. "And then you go--"

I hold up my hands. "I get the picture. I'm inexperienced, not virginal."

"Heyyy!" Clover protests.

"Sweetie, we just spent half an hour talking about things for Kazuki to do to his girlfriend. You're about as virginal as he is."

"And you?"

She grins, finishing the wine with one last long, slow gulp, wiping her lips with the back of her hand. "Oh goodness, I'm holding back on you two. I've scared off my share of fairies until I learned how to gauge comfort levels."

"Oh? Really?" I ask. "You can't not say anything now. Give us a small hint, at least."

"Well..." Koakuma puts a finger to her cheek in thought, tapping it lightly. "Okay, here's one. You're not the first fairy Meiling's had her way with."

"I guessed that much," I reply, going to finish my glass.

"Have you seen some of the maids blush and look away when she passes them in the halls?" Koakuma adds wryly.

I choke on my drink, sputtering and coughing. Clover erupts into another fit of giggles.

"Seriously?" I rasp.

"Very seriously. She doesn't--didn't, now, I guess--do it often--too bad, I once challenged her to a race to despoil the most cute little maids. She just told me 'quality over quantity.'"

"That's... kind of awesome, actually," Clover contributes.

"Maybe," I nod. "Maybe. Also, you never answered my question. How do you not kill Patchouli?"

Koakuma ticks them off on her fingers. "Body reinforcing magic, pharmaceuticals, a bit of shared energy between us, letting me do most of the heavy lifting, a great deal of medical and anatomical knowledge between us, and of course, safewords."

"Safewords?" I ask.

"Our favorite's 'Beansprout,'" she says with a grin.

I chuckle a bit. "Dunno about safewords--"

"Yet," Koa interjects lecherously,

"Yet, but Meiling keeps talking about me being 'comfortable,' and so... well, after last night, that word has some implications."

"You," she pokes me in the chest with her tail (why does everyone go for the chest?), "Are much too sober if you can say 'implications' without slurring."

"I should probably stop anyway," I note. "I mean, not that this isn't fun, and not that I doubt Sakuya'd give us more wine if we asked, but..."

"Awwww," Clover pouts.

[ ] ...Fine, if only because it's how you want to spend our day. One more bottle!
[ ] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...
[ ] Write-in
>> No. 59780
[X] Eh, why not? Let's get drunk.
>> No. 59781
[x] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...

I'd like Kazuki to be semi-sober for the date, not oni-drunk.
>> No. 59782
[X] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...

No more drinking. How are we supposed to pleasure our dragon if we have whiskey dick?
>> No. 59783
Hey, the date isn't happening immediately you know. We still haven't decided whether we're going into to town to buy stuff for it or not.
>> No. 59784
[X] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...


>>59783
Either way, being roaring drunk or hungover are both recipies for disaster for a date.
>> No. 59785
>>59783
Of course the date isn't happening immediately, because instead we're going to find our dragon, put her over our shoulder, and bang her into next week.
>> No. 59786
[X] Eh, why not? Let's get drunk.
>> No. 59787
>>59785
I want to see drunk Kazuki try to put Meiling over his shoulder.
[x] ...Fine, if only because it's how you want to spend our day. One more bottle!
>> No. 59788
[x] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...

Definitely agree with throwing Meiling over his shoulder.
>> No. 59789
[X] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...

Focus man focus!
>> No. 59790
[x] Continue drinking. Then kill yourself to sober up.

More seriously: [x] No, etc.
>> No. 59791
[x] ...Fine, if only because it's how you want to spend our day. One more bottle!

The fun option.
>> No. 59792
[X] No, no, this is it. ... b-but maybe just the tip, Koakuma...

Wait, what?
>> No. 59793
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59793
>[x] No, no, this is it. ... but maybe one more tip, Koakuma...

"Sorry, but I need to stop before I make any more of a damn fool of myself," I insist.

"Aw. ...Do I have to stop drinking?" Clover asks.

I snort at that. "I'm sure Sakuya would be happy to put you up with a guest bed."

"You could always become a maid and get lodging for free," Koa suggests.

Clover pauses mid-motion, turning and scratching her chin. "Yeah... yeah..."

"Uh oh. You aren't seriously considering that, are you?"

"I dunno, maybe!" Clover replies. "It'd let me see you more often. And I could hang out with Miss Koakuma more."

"Like I said, we've all been sitting around, talking about our sex lives," Koa observes. "You don't have to call me 'Miss.' General practice."

The two of them giggle again, and I'm reminded how uncannily similar they sound. "Well," I manage, "Either way, don't decide while you're drunk. Even if I'm sure Koa would love to see you squeeze into that too-tight maid outfit you mentioned."

Koa sits upright. "You have my attention."

"Hold on, hold on," I interrupt, covering Clover's mouth. "Before we get into that song and dance, can I get one more tip for Meiling?"

"Well," Koa says, mulling it over. "The two of you have something in common--your senses."

"Oh?" I ask, trying to ignore Clover gumming furiously on my hand to get me to remove it. Nothing doing, Clover.

"Fairies have sharp ears and noses, in particular, and usually pretty good eyes. I can attest personally to their sense of touch," she adds with a lecherous grin. "Are you familiar with bondage?"

"Loosely. Very loosely," I hastily add, clamping my hand more firmly over Clover's mouth in advance.

"Well," she grins. "Blindfolds. Losing one sense makes you rely on the others. Handcuffs can be exciting, too."

"Cuffs will be a problem. Meiling could just break them, and I don't even think they make fairy-size ones."

"That's true. Wait, I've got it!" She snaps her fingers. "Okay, take it in the other direction."

"How d'you me--agh!" Clover nips my fingers, forcing me to let go (and shake fairydrool off my hand, gross).

"I mean, if you can't tie her up, buy a few extra blindfolds and use them to tie her wrists. See how long she can go without breaking them. And punish her when she does."

"I...that's..."

"It'd work for you, too, wouldn't it?" Koa asks, eyes glimmering. "I mean, you couldn't slip them, and even if you pulled free... punishment time~!"

My heart skips a beat at the way she positively sings 'punishment time.' "I'll, uh. Give that a shot."

"I bet you will," Clover says, rubbing her lips. "You should go do that, actually! Go to town! Literally!"

"With what money?" I return. Damn, I might actually have to start collecting human change...maybe Sakuya's looking for a butler?

Koa holds up a hand and pulls out a small purse. Opening it, she deftly curls her tail around her front, into the bag, and flips a few heavy coins across it with an adroit flick. "All yours, Kazuki," she offers, presenting them to me on the flat of the spade.

"I, uh--thank you, but--"

"Take it," she insists. "If it makes the two of you happy, it's money well-spent. Besides," she adds mischievously, "It's an allowance Patchy gives me for miscellaneous purchases."

"Well, when you put it like that..." I add, making a big show of eagerly taking the money, getting a laugh out of everyone present.

[ ] To town! While I'm full of ideas and wine!
[ ] ...Oh gods, I left Summerfree with Meiling.
[ ] Write-in.
>> No. 59794
[x] To town! While I'm full of ideas and wine!
Cash and wine: that has never went wrong.
>> No. 59795
[x] To town! While I'm full of ideas and wine!
[x] ...Oh gods, I left Summerfree with Meiling.
-[x] ...He's probably done something to deserve it.
--[x] Or will have done. The means justify the ends, right?
---[x] The point is, he can sit and suffer. Or maybe celebrate.

[x] You kinda owe Koa for all of this (the advice, the consultation, the money) anyway, even if she says otherwise. Wouldn't be a bad idea to think about doing something nice for her at some later date.
>> No. 59796
[x] ...Oh gods, I left Summerfree with Meiling.

We really ought to see how he's doing.
>> No. 59797
[x] To town! While I'm full of ideas and wine!
-[x] ...Oh gods, I left Summerfree with Meiling.
--[x] ...He's probably done something to deserve it.
---[x] Or will have done. The means justify the ends, right?
----[x] The point is, he can sit and suffer. Or maybe celebrate.
-[x] You kinda owe Koa for all of this (the advice, the consultation, the money) anyway, even if she says otherwise. Wouldn't be a bad idea to think about doing something nice for her at some later date.
>> No. 59798
[x] To town! While I'm full of ideas and wine!
-[x] ...Oh gods, I left Summerfree with Meiling.
--[x] ...He's probably done something to deserve it.
---[x] Or will have done. The means justify the ends, right?
----[x] The point is, he can sit and suffer. Or maybe celebrate.
-[x] You kinda owe Koa for all of this (the advice, the consultation, the money) anyway, even if she says otherwise. Wouldn't be a bad idea to think about doing something nice for her at some later date.

Koa is chill as fuck
>> No. 59799
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59799
This update's short and kind of lacking in material. Sorry. It has not been a good Thanksgiving, but it's either this or I miss a daily update.

>[x] To town! While I'm full of ideas and wine!
>-[x] ...Oh gods, I left Summerfree with Meiling.
>--[x] ...He's probably done something to deserve it.
>---[x] Or will have done. The means justify the ends, right?
>----[x] The point is, he can sit and suffer. Or maybe celebrate.
>-[x] You kinda owe Koa for all of this (the advice, the consultation, the money) anyway, even if she says otherwise. Wouldn't be a bad idea to think about doing something nice for her at some later date.

"Thank you again," I say, pocketing the money. "I owe you... something."

"Any time," the familiar purrs. "Any time."

"Clover?" I turn and regard her, expression grave. "Hands up above the waist."

She explodes into giggles as I hop off the balcony and catch myself in the air. "Be good," I tell them as I start to fly off.

"Be bad!" Koakuma calls after me. Heh. I might at that, Koa.

By now I'm good and drunk, but I'm used to it, so flying isn't particularly hard. I drift along in a mostly-straight line over the gate (throwing Meiling and Summerfree a wave far below) as I pass.

...You know, I probably should rescue him. Then again, he's probably fine. Or suffering justifiably. One or the other. Hell, Meiling's probably worse than he is. That should be a good match. For all I know they've been talking dirty just like I have.

Oh man, so many ideas. So many ideas. The real question is what I can actually find. I doubt they have any stores for that sort of thing. Maybe I could pop into a tailor's for some ribbons, or...

Huh. It occurs to me that, not only have my friends caught up with me after a long absence, I've gone ahead and thrown them to the wolves in the mansion. Clover's with Koa, 'Free's with Meiling. And I can't help but get this nagging feeling like they're going to start hanging around more. I'm not sure if I'm a good influence or a bad one, but I can't help but feel responsible. It'll be nice (if chaotic) to see them more, at least. Just...weird.

My thoughts wander around on the subject of weird things, and I'm not really wanting for them. I'm dating a dragon, and I'm flying into a human settlement, drunk, to buy stuff to do 'stuff' to her with. In a few days I'll be going out with a witch and the Hakurei (who set me on fire) to figure out why the season isn't turning.

Well, speaking of the human village, it's finally grown from a distant point and sprawls beneath me as I start to set down. The real question is, what store (stores?) do I try?

[ ] The tailor's. They'll have ribbons.
[ ] They have general stores... with rope.
[ ] ...Is that a pet shop?
[ ] Go with the miscellaneous bin, try the curio place again. Might find something weird.
[ ] ...No good. I'm too nervous for this after all.
[ ] Write-in.
>> No. 59800
[x] The tailor's. They'll have ribbons.

they're softer and can make for nice 'wrapping'
>> No. 59801
[x] The tailor's. They'll have ribbons.

Alice, maybe? Maybe?
>> No. 59802
[X] The tailor's. They'll have ribbons.

The "self-control bondage" idea is intriguing. Throw in some feathers and other forms of stimulation to make her squirm. Still needs a method of punishment, though.
>> No. 59803
[X] They have general stores... with rope.

Hmm...
>> No. 59804
[X] The tailor's. They'll have ribbons.

They don't necessarily have to be ribbons. We could use a soft handkerchief like cloth instead. Besides, wouldn't the ribbon chafe?
>> No. 59805
[X] The tailor's. They'll have ribbons.


Ribbons are sexier than rope, imo. Rope is for full on bondage, ribbons are for just being kinky.
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