Torture and upload epic fail. Docteur Hartmann 2010/06/21 (Mon) 22:05 No. 39307 ▼
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Og god dammit, HARRY UP! I uploaded it once, it was wrong, so I erased it and fixed, and the second time, I uploaded it wrong, DAMMIT!
Anyway, the story's back here, so enjoy those Thief's reference.
 Go in the basement and see the interrogation.
-Is this Black Sword that interesting?"
Lady Koakuma look away for a second, thinly deeply about that, and she answer:
-Just wait a second."
And she fly away.
When she come, she's with a big book. It's in english, so I can't really read it.
She open it, and begin to turn the page very fastly, while muttering:
-Magicals swords... Magicals Swords..."
After a while, she shrieks a little, and shout:
-Found it! See that?"
-... I can't read english..."
-... Oh. Then we'll have to fix that, I guess. Anyway."
She sit, and take the book on her knees.
-Listen that, girl: And so, this Black Sword, who was Woodsie Lord's property, was stolen by a thief, and lost for decades. When it came back, it was far more powerful, able to cast basic magic, based on user's magical strengh, and, if the owner is strong enough, this cursed sword can counter magic."
-I ... guess that's pretty powerful."
-Hmmm. It seems there's a curse on it. But it's not really accurate. I hope this prisoner have more information about it."
-I'll ask him."
Lady Koakuma look at me with a weird face. After a while, she sigh.
-Do as you wish."
And I quit the library.
Okay. According to the map, the basement is... right here!
It never change, I think. Always so... dreadful.
More than that, various scream are coming from it.
It's scary... But I want to know more about it.
I go down.
After a long time, I finally see the end of the stairs.
I thought that the Basement was just a corridor leading to Lady Flandre's room. Where does those scream come from? There's nothing except torchs!
Oh. Of course.
Those torchs aren't really... bright, if you get it. In fact, the corridor is pretty dark.
And, as I see now, there are door hidden between the torchs, in place where it's difficult to see them.
I sneak near the louder one.
I hear Butler's voice.
-Speak! That is an order!"
Some fast speech. Lady Patchouli's voice.
-He's saying you didn't ask him any question."
-Oh yeah, that's true. Soooooo... What was my question again?"
Lady Scarlet's voice.
-You're really useless. Let me ... ask him."
-No,no, I'll do it. That's MY job, Remi."
I lean, to see what's happening.
One of the man Butler fought again is tied to a chair. Butler is near him, asking him various question about the reason of the attacks, while Lady Knowledge is levitating near the door, without seeing me. Lady Scarlet is sitting in a room's corner, watching the whole scenery with a devilish smirk.
-So? Why did you suddenly attacked?"
The tied man answer in japanese, but I don't want to repeat it.
-He's saying that's not your things, and he's asking you to go screw yourself with a broom."
Butler punch the man.
-And now? Are your smart, or do I have to play with you more?"
Something so fast I can't understand.
-He's saying that a blond woman suggested them to go clean the island."
-Thank you, Patchy. You're reliable. So, you little clown. You just didn't tried it for a woman's eyes, right?"
... Wow, I don't know japanese have so many insult.
-He's saying that you can go and put this sword in your bottom. He added that you are a lolicon, and he's asking for you to rape us right now."
-Interesting, but I don't want to get killed by Remi."
-.... Wait, what?"
It's Lady Knowledge who asked that. Butler answer:
-Well, since punches and stuff don't work, let's do something else."
He go in a corner, open a closet full of scary stuff, take an hammer and a metal bucket, and come back.
-I'm wondering how you can torture someone with a bucket..."
It's Lady Scarlet who talked.
-Allow me to show you, Remi."
And then... Oh god, I don't want to see it anymore! Butler's an horrible monster!!
He put the bucket on the man's head, covering his whole head. Then, he rise his hammer, and...
Oh god. There was a joke like that in the orphanage. Inside the bucket, the noise is louder, and it's tiring very fastly. After a while, you ear are buzzing, and we heard that you cannot hear anymore if you're getting it for too long.
Butler hit the bucket only once, after that, he ask again.
-So? Why did you tried something that stupid?"
And I thought I knew japanese. Either it's a local language, either I'm bad in all language.
-He's saying that there are lots of treasures here."
-Poor man. He was fooled. There is nothing here."
-What? Is there gold or anything here?"
-Yes! In... No, I won't tell you."
-Damn, you're smarter than I though."
-Yes, I kn... Wait, what?"
-So, who was this wizzard guy?"
... No, it has a to be a local dialect.
-He's saying that you can go bite your donkey's bottom."
-Hey, you joke stealer! That's my line!"
Butler hit the metal bucket several times, causing a big ruckus in all the basement.
-How's your head right now? Like having a wood face, right?"
-... You know, when you drank too much alcohol."
-That's hair of a dog, I think."
-Whatever. So, speak."
-He's saying that the blond lady came with this warlock."
-Wait, so Yakumo worked against us?"
-I think it's just against you."
-Oh. Whatever. What's about this sword?"
-He's saying that the warlock came with this sword. And he's adding he don't know anything else, and he's hoping to get back to his family."
-How nice. Well, I guess that letting him go can be useful."
-What do you mean?"
Lady Scarlet spoke. She doesn't agree with Butler, it's obvious. She wants the man, for... I don't want to know.
-Well, think about it, Remi. A team came to us, and nobody went back. What's the human natural reaction?"
Lady Scarlet speak:
Lady Knowledge answer:
-Send another team."
Butler point Lady Knowledge, and says:
-Good. You'll have an 10. So, if another team come, we'll be forced to fight once again. BUT, if we release this man, he will says that everyone got killed, even the almighty wizzard."
-And... And all the human settlement will shake in fear when they'll hear Scarlet's name."
-Oh yeah, that's great."
Butler is obviously manipulating Lady Scarlet. Even I, with my poor experience, I can say it.
-But, what about this sword?"
-I asked Koa to do some research. I think she's still fooling around with this girl, so maybe I should go shake her."
What should I do?
 Introduce myself, and tell everything I remember about the sword.
 Sneak out the basement, and go explore [write-in].