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You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the [/b]Scarlet Devil Mansion[/b], though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You have two vials of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings. You tend towards the former over any of the latter, however. You at one point were known to craft Golems, and dimly recall the construction of Homunculi, though you are no longer immediately familiar with either pursuit. Should you decide to begin making either, again, you will first have to refresh your memory, as with many other magics, by looking things up in your Gigantic Library.

Recently, you have spoken with and negotiated an equitable exchange with Albus Dumbledore, which involves you Teaching. Following this, you visited a place to acquire Suitable reference material in preparation to decide which, if any, to demand your pupils buy. In the process, you encountered, gained interest, and then almost immediately lost interest in a Werewolf, named Alistair, with a Typically Tragic Past. In the end, you hired him as your tour guide. During your excursion you purchased a number of books and sent them back, before having a wand crafted by Ollivander, out of personal curiosity. Its creation was not a simple matter, but you cheated fairly and provided an item which made everything go much more smoothly. After this, you
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>> No. 47118
Reisen. Unprovoked assault. Angry Eirin.

Did you read the last update?
>> No. 47119
New thread: >>47117
>> No. 47128
Attacking? Who the fuck suggested that?
And while I'm addressing you; Drop the fucking name. You have no need of it and if you'd bothered to lurk for a little while you'd notice noone else is using one except writers in their own threads.
Read the fucking rules and lurk moar.

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Continuation of >>34237

Hm. Delays, massive ones at that. I need to visit that damn doctor.
Perhaps, an extra scene to compensate..?


Running from a bunch of fireflies. Probably not -the- most humiliating episode in my career as a destroyer of all things monstrous and unholy, but somewhere up there in the top ten. Probably. Still, I wasn't stupid enough to disregard the words of someone more experienced with the local wildlife than myself; looks can be deceiving, and all that sort of stuff.


"I overheard your conversation." Calm and cool as always, Youki revealed that he had been listening in on us while keeping his senses honed, eyes and ears keeping track of the insects' movements. I felt slightly envious.
"We are not completely surrounded just yet. If we are not to stay and fight, we should flee immediately."

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>> No. 46245
Well, with that last fiasco it doesn't look like I'll be getting any more votes for the time being. As a reader has let me know that the choices given sucked in the sense that they didn't do the final scene justice, I'm inclined to go for the write-in to break the tie.

Called for mercy kill, barring sudden vocal protests.
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>> No. 46362
I still think you can delete it and rewrite, on a new thread. References like this are very easily to catch on and somehow prevent me from enjoying the fight. A clash of ideologies is good and all, but not the best part for... tributes. Much less 3 on a row. Just use your style.

Just in case you can't or aren't willing to change it, here's my vote
--[X] Only a human can truly hope to kill a monster; perhaps that is why your master said you were fated to betray and defeat her.
---[x] Say a prayer for her.

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[X] She hasn't directly asked you, so no.
- [X] "...should I wait outside for a bit?"

You're not going to make a move on her unless she makes a direct proposition to you, though even in that circumstance you're going to be sure you're not going to cause a problem. You simply close up the book and set it aside, standing from your seat.

“Should I step out for a bit?” you ask, motioning towards the door. Flandre's smile widens as she begins to remove her top.

“If you would be so kind,” she says, running her thumbs into the waistband of her skirt. You make your way to the door as Flandre undresses, making your exit by the time she's already down to just her underwear bottoms. She giggles as you take a final look before you close the door. She's got the same small body type as her sister apparently has, a frame befitting her apparent age, and breasts enough to fit inside the palm of your hand. Not to bad at all. It's a nice mental image to have in mind as you're standing in the dim light outside the room. Some light moaning begins not too long after you've left the room, and you realize that if you stick around, it's just going to cause problems for your own body.

You walk away from the door, heading further into the basement to look around some and pass time while Flandre takes care of her business. You see a corner up ahead, and some more faint light from around the bend. Rounding the corner, you find a few small candles on a table near a door, and another door with light seeping through the cracks farther up ahead on the opposite wall. You decide to take a look at the first room, and reach to the door. As you touch the handle, a Sigil appears on the door, and you pause for a moment trying to process it, but it fades away again quickly. All you were able to determine was that it was some kind of Water and Air effect, judging by the symbols. You open the door anyway, figuring that you'll probably find out what the spell does through seeing whatever effects it has. Inside, the room is unnaturally cold, even compared to the already cool atmosphere of the basement area in the first
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>> No. 54738
Safe to assume it's dead now?
>> No. 54787


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Pain...I could finally feel pain, just like a real person. The large shard of glass piercing my chest produces a warm stinging sensation. At the same time a cold chill started to creep over me and I knew it for what it was, the soothing hand of death. I do not have the strength to thank the kind woman for this gift so the most I can do is use the last of my waning energy to smile. I hope she finds what she is looking for. With that everything fades to black for a time. Suddenly I hear a far off voice and feel the sensation of falling. It ends quickly and surprisingly gently. My vision returned to me and was surprised to find I was not at the castle.

[x] Check self.
[x] Check surroundings.
[x] Check inventory.

This is my first time so please be gentle.
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>> No. 46296
[X] Wake the sleeper
>> No. 46305
[X]: Wake the sleeper.

I wonder if we could defend ourselves were we to be attacked by a lesser Youkai.
>> No. 46339
Since when do you write quick stories? Dohoho.

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“There is nothing to derp except derp itself.” – Nobody.

Words cannot describe how much of a faux-pas this façade is.

Thinking outside the box means writing GUNDAM on it and wearing it as a costume.

The fourth wall is the glass ceiling. Little girls are preparing to break it. Please wait warmly.

Now you know what it feels like to be Flandre.
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You have absolutely no idea what you are doing or are planning to do. Truly, the ultimate shenanigan is the one even you don’t expect.

>> No. 46064
Vote for the next character in the new thread: >>46062

Talk about shenanigans past and present wherever you bloody well please.
>> No. 46071
That was disturbingly funny, and yet sickeningly sweet at the same time.

Is this all just one giant shipping fanfic disguised as a quest thread?

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After six months, 99 A4's and 36797 words.
Thread two.
And a new name.


One of your knives is on your table. You reach out and grab it. The polished metal feels cool under your fingers. Well made. The knife, that is. Great balance. Sharp, but not too sharp. It also has this sturdy feeling to it. Given to you by Sakuya. The same person who told you to learn how to protect yourself. Why didn’t she just teach you herself? Hm. She probably didn’t want to force you to spend time with her. Or maybe she wanted you to decide how you want to fight? You decide to ask her to teach you nevertheless.

She wasn’t in her room. Not that you were expecting her to be, but it was worth checking. Probably. The abnormal silence of the Mansion causes you to doubt yourself. Why was it that you even checked her room? Why are you even asking such stupid questions form yourself? Why are you even here? Why are you?

The hell just happened? All you can remember is that you sat down to think about some philosophical question. It must’ve been like, 30 minutes or something. You were about to reach some sort of a conclusion as someone poked you.
“What are you doing?”
Sakuya is right in front of you. You were looking for her when that, whatever it was, happened.
“I’m looking for you, actually.”
The maid raises her eyebrow.
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>> No. 45850
I began writing today, but due to certain circumstances I can write only when:
a) I'm At work
b) There isn't anything else to do.
While it may seem like "never" to some of you, it is actually quite often, since I did two months' worth of work in three weeks, and now my boss can't always come up with anything that I could do. I'm not sure how long this situation will last.

TL;DR: Delays. Please wait warmly.

Anyways, the update will start the third thread. Awesome, isn't it?
>> No. 45884
Thread three:
>> No. 54699
Thread two, because it's not linked in the OP:

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You’re a dead man. But….

If you’re going to die, you might as well go out in a blaze of glory, staying true to your beliefs.

Maintaining the falsetto, you continue, “That is not all. You are all behaving in a manner unfit for members of a noble house. Come with me, so that I may rectify it. The murder can wait, manners come first.”

Dead silence. Then, an indignant snort comes from behind you. “My voice does not sound like that.”

You smile in spite of the peril. “But you’re not denying the content, are you?”

A small hand shoves you aside rather roughly. “Out of the way, you oaf,” says Remilia. “Let me show you how this game is really played. And as your punishment… you get to be the corpse.”

“In real life or the game?”

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>> No. 45732
Give me two more days, and I’ll start writing.
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>> No. 45819
Writing begun.

….This may be a bit of a wait, though. My inspiration isn’t coming.

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"You're an idiot." Her sharp tone gets under my skin. Why is she berating me?
"All that ability, all that potential, and you threw it away for what?" Seething, knowing I can't get away makes it so much worse. I just have to sit here and take it.
"Thinking about what? Missing some paltry hobby you lost? About saving a little bit of time?
Or...were you thinking about her?"

What? No, I wasn't--

"You didn't want to take that away from her, is that it? Something as meaningless as a title. Do you love her?" What? No, I don't love--

"Oh, don't look so scandalized, fairy. I saw the look in your eyes." You're wrong. I don't. Not like that.

"It doesn't matter. And now, thanks to what you did, neither do you." Who the hell are you? What are you so angry about?

Where do you get off?

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>> No. 45702
>*everything possible to repay 'Zuki
>> No. 45704
[x] Only name.
[x] Be vague.
[x] Whatever comes to mind.
[x] Right on the lake.
[x] Tell.
[x] Acknowledge - "My wings were blown off."
[x] Yes.
[x] So?
>> No. 45741
Someone pointed out the update notification system, so I'm posting here. I'll try to remember in the future. New thread here: >>45724

This should no longer bump, but sage just in case.

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From /jp/
First, Impale her.
Making sure to have heated the spike to branding level of heat.
I will perform this at a slanted angle and pierce her through her vagina then through the womb, I will then purposely, wriggle the spike around as to cause more initial discomfort and pain, until I finally get It through the mouth. I will then hoist her up and leave her outside to roast in the unforgiving rays of the sunlight, I feed her her least favorite blood type, and animal blood, making sure she stays alive yet not powerful, and on occasion mix it with holy water and roast beans as to burn out her insides. I will then pierce her body with various objects making sure to torture her only in phallic places leaving them there so that when she regenerates when I feed her she does not heal fully.

I will burn objects around the spike giving much discomfort and causing her to choke on the fumes of her dead comrades and servants, as I piss on the remains.

On the final day of initial roasting I kick down the pole with her on it and rip off her toenails and finger nails nailing in miniature crosses to the exposed flesh. I then rip out her fangs and crush them, and force feed them to her.

I use the medieval torture item that removes wombs on her, and then finally amputate her legs and arms, placing crosses and other forms of vampire preventive items to her body.
For the finisher I dig a moat round the mansion connect Directly to a stream and say that she is free to leave, such a feat being impossible due to her limitations.

As for Flandre, just blind her and break her hand and she becomes practically harmless, she will kill herself as she would never allow her power to be taken by another, vampire especially one of my caliber.
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>> No. 45451
*Ba Dum Tsss*
>> No. 45498
"That's a hell of an act! What's it called?"

"The Aristocrats."
>> No. 45587
And on that bombshell, it's time to end the thread. Goodnight!

Also, crosses? Remilia isn't weak to those. In fact, she rather likes them, and has incorporated them into several of her spellcards.

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[Well, we’ve come to DoomHou’s third thread with thirty-one chapter and God knows how many words.

I’d like to thank all you anons out there for reading a voting; you give me to strength to continue when things get sticky.

Apologies for the delay. Computer woes, school woes, surprise pirate attacks all conspired to keep me down.

Also, I would like a New Thread Review for anyone with thoughts. Tell me where I suck, where I own, what struck you and what didn’t. Kick my ass or kick it; it’s all up to you.]

In that moment, the entire world pulls into focus. The birds outside sing. The floor creaks under your steps. You draw close to her, and, in a motion, wrap her up in your arms. She feels warm and tense in your hold; her eyes go wide for a moment and her cheeks go red. She smells sweet and womanly to you, so sweet that you ignore her surprise and kiss her.

When you finally break, Meiling looks disheveled, stunned, but above all else joyous. Her tears still streak down her face as she breaks into a glorious smile.

“I love you, babe.”
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I think the time has come to finally put this story on hiatus.

I do mean to come back one of these days, probably with a huge fuck-off update, but right now life does not like me.

Sorry guys.
>> No. 45444
[x]…synch up with REAL LIFE and CHAERG.
Best way to solve problems. Looking forward to the next update... sometime.
>> No. 45446
Take your time, this doesn't come first, insert obligatory condolences here. Seriously though, once you return, I'll be here. Waiting warmly.

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