THANKS NGM FOR NOT BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.
Thank you for
not only for FUiG, but also for being the cause of nonexistent waiting
for NGM threads, no imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a
non factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and not whoring yourself out
as hot shit.
bring yourself to your feet and throw dirt in China's face; you then
eye the rope at your feet Cirno just so happened to be playing with
before you killed her. You pick up the rope and bound China's feet.
She falls to the ground and you continue to bound her fists; the gatekeeper is now unable to intervene.
>>358408 You attempt to stand, but the broom stuck in your ass makes that impossible.
from the pain, your ass contracts and a great force travels along your
colon; the broom provides great defense, but falters to the heavy
mixture of air, liquid and bowels. The broom flies 10 feet and the air
and lands in front of you, with the shitty end with in front of your
Marisa is enraged that you got her dress and hat soiled.
>>358521 You attempt to cast PSI Lifeup, but realize your in the wrong realm and thus nothing happens.
breath in as much air as you can and release it in a high-pitched
screach; unfortunately, it amounts to nothing more than a scream from a
You try to stand once again, and right you make it
to your feet but falls right on your ass. Marisa has run off by now, but
you suspect more will come from that scream and realize that Cirno,
Daiyousei and China are still on the scene.
crawl behind the nearby bush and see the three fairies and that fucking
maid walk up. The fairies mourn over their lost fairy friends and
Sakuya leaves China bound as she smacks her around.
Despite this, you know they will be snooping around for clues; you tremble in fear life the pussy you are.
>>358673 The fairies are stupid and don't actually check to see if she's actually alive.
crawl from the bush, with your pants still down, and greet the four.
They stare at you and you look towards the maid and mutter out "pads."
The maid didn't hear you, but walks up in demand for Cirno and Daiyousei
and praise for what you did for China.
>>358763 >>358764 >>358766 >>358768 You
take a deep breath and tell the maid that it was all China's fault and
that you saw her kill Cirno and rape Daiyousei and tried to rape you
with a broom so you threw some dirt in her face and tied her up with the
rope Cirno was playing with.
Sakuya looks displeased, but asks why your mouth is bloody and points her knife to Cirno's half eaten arm.
>>358809 >>358815 You tell the maid that China forced you eat Cirno to cover up the evidence.
by your lies, she turns around to release China from her bounds and get
her story; you know you have about 30 seconds until she finds out the
truth, as the three fairies just stare at the going-ons.
>>358925 You wait a few seconds and save that as a last resort.
(finally) think of a better idea and order two fairies to talk to the
maid and gate guard and one to come towards you; being the stupid
fairies they are and believing your story, they do so.
Star and Sunny quickly go talk to the two and Sapphire comes to your aid.
>>359011 >>359018 >>359022 You
tell Sapphire that SDM wants all the fairies dead and she shrieks and
horror. She tells Star and Sunny this and they know it's do or die. With
China now free, they would do anything to protect their fairy honor,
even though they don't know how to fight.
You know they'll be dead shortly and realize that your body feels just a bit better.
>>359181 >>359193 You
tell her that you were attacked by the NEET and that Mokou is missing
and not in Eientei and that you came here as fast as you can to tell her
this. She has a concerned look on her face, but has a few villagers
carry her back to her shack.
She place you on her bed and goes to get some first aid for your wounds. What do you do in the meanwhile.
>>359252 You're too tired to get it up, let alone get it back down.
get up from the bed and slowly walk towards the kitchen. Keine spots
you and you say that you need some food; she tells you to go back to bed
and says that she'll prepare something once she nurses your wounds.
You do so and Keine comes in a minute later; she treats your wounds, but it hurts like hell.
You decide to talk to Keine to pass the pain; what do you say?