1. Go to http://boards.4chan.org/jp/ 2. Go to page 10 3. Rescue a Touhou thread 4. Celebrate the good deed you have just done 5. Prove your loyalty by doing it 99 times and you will be rewarded with a trip to Gensokyo
This is a limited offer for the first 199 viewers of this thread to avoid overcrowding Gensokyo with filthy humans. Only the most dedicated can get in. Don't miss your chance!
P.S.: There might be hostile agents trying to stop you. Persevere and evade them all to claim your reward. We need skilled and resourceful individuals. P.P.S.: I can't guarantee your safety after you arrive. Head to the Human Village for orientation and apply for citizenship there.