ATTENTION HUMANS Anonymous 2015/11/03 (Tue) 10:10 No. 14042 ▼ 
1. Go to
http://boards.4chan.org/jp/ 2. Go to page 10
3. Rescue a Touhou thread
4. Celebrate the good deed you have just done
5. Prove your loyalty by doing it 99 times and you will be rewarded with a trip to Gensokyo
This is a limited offer for the first 199 viewers of this thread to avoid overcrowding Gensokyo with filthy humans.
Only the most dedicated can get in. Don't miss your chance!
P.S.: There might be hostile agents trying to stop you. Persevere and evade them all to claim your reward. We need skilled and resourceful individuals.
P.P.S.: I can't guarantee your safety after you arrive. Head to the Human Village for orientation and apply for citizenship there.
Anonymous 2015/11/03 (Tue) 16:29 No. 14045 ▼ Anonymous 2015/11/03(Tue)16:05 No. 14044
Sure, I'll give it a spin.
Mighty brave of you to try and save jp from the hole they put themselves in. You'd have more luck in /2hu/ but I guess that's the coward's way out
Anonymous 2015/11/03 (Tue) 22:19 No. 14051 ▼ >>14042 Don't you mean eat the agents?
Anonymous 2015/11/04 (Wed) 03:11 No. 14056 ▼ >>14052 Hotwheels' 8chan's touhou board.
Anonymous 2015/11/04 (Wed) 05:21 No. 14057 ▼ >>14042 Why should I waste time reviving a cesspool like /jp/ when I can be reading and voting in stories on THP?
Anonymous 2016/05/08 (Sun) 08:56 No. 14196 ▼ I did this like several months ago when this thread was posted on /v/ and I never got my reward.
What gives?
Anonymous 2016/05/08 (Sun) 14:29 No. 14197 ▼ Why would you bump this garbage thread?
