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26197 No. 26197
Today begins a tale of a special meeting between two eternally young maidens. Though they have the same meeting every two weeks, every time, and have done so for years now, This is the first of these meetings in which you may be proud to bear witness to.

However, before we begin, a question must be asked.

Are you the Beauty Witnessed from Afar, or are you the Eternally Burning Flame?

---

[]Pretty moon girl
[]Pretty bird girl
[]Fuck you, I'm a rabbit
[]LOUD INTERRUPTING PLATES

---

Here goes nothin'. It's still within the starting time!

http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/res/13978.html
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>> No. 26695
[X] Take the plunge
and plunge she shall
>> No. 26696
[x] "THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE SHRINE MAIDEN DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!"
>> No. 26697
>>26693
[X] Take the plunge

GOHEI BLOWJOB IS A GO, I REPEAT, GOHEI BLOWJOB IS A GO
>> No. 26698
[x] Remember the CROWN PRINCE that you LOVE NOW. REMEMBER the KIND RULER you IDOLIZE.
>> No. 26699
[X] Take the plunge.
>> No. 26700
>>26693
[ ] Take the plunge.

this was supposed to be a Mokou/Kaguya CYOA

why
>> No. 26701
[x] Remember the CROWN PRINCE that you LOVE NOW. REMEMBER the KIND RULER you IDOLIZE.


Remain determined!
>> No. 26703
[X] DO NOT INDULGE in such UN-TAOIST, UN-HERMETIC BEHAVIOR!

Am I the only one wondering when our intermission/filler is going to continue?
>> No. 26704
>>26700
OP is a faget, that's why.
>> No. 26709
We have FIVE YES and FOUR NO

>>26703
When I hit a writing slump or inspiration strikes.



>>26700
I keep asking myself the same thing...
>> No. 26746
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26746
I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, stare at the wooden ROD that is aiming POINTEDLY at my QUIVERING LIPS. I WANT to do this. I TRIED to talk myself OUT of this. I TRULY DID. I know FULL WELL that this would be VERY UNWISE, especially considering the TIME of DAY, the PARTIES INVOLVED and the-

I must THROW my CAUTION to the WIND. I must live in the EVERY-MOMENT as a PROPER TAOIST.

THEREFORE, all this THINKING will do naught MORE than RUIN the MOOD.

Before I can PROPERLY THINK about why NOT thinking is a TERRIBLE idea, I TAKE the tip of the GOHEI into my QUIVERING LIPS. It taste (UNSURPRISINGLY) of WOOD and PAPAAAAA-

The TALISMANS attached to the GOHEI are BURNING my TONGUE. Having THOUGHT for TOO LONG about the SITUATION, I am NOT in the PROPER state of MIND for INTIMATE RELATIONS involving PAIN. I turn my gaze HEAVENWARD, not DARING to remove the gohei, SEALING TALISMANS and ALL, from my LIPS, for FEAR that the HAKUREI would CALL this particular... SITUATION off.

The Hakurei GLARES down her NOSE at me. Not with ANGER, but with simple DISDAIN for my very BEING, as though such DIRT should not be STAINING her GOHEI. TRULY, her look said, I should CONSIDER such an EVENT, though it be MEANINGLESS to the Hakurei, an HONOR to even ONCE experience, especially for SUCH MEAGER pay.

I BEGIN forcing AS MUCH of the GOHEI into my THROAT as POSSIBLE, ignore both my own GAGGING and the HORRIBLE BURNING PAIN of the gohei's TALISMAN'S making CONTACT with my VERY SOUL. Truly, it was as THOUGH my VERY SOUL were being MAIMED by this FORCEFUL woman's GAZE alone!



-------


I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, have come across QUITE the CONUNDRUM!

This POLE within my CHEEK is NOT OF FLESH. It WILL NOT BEND.

But the HAKUREI demands I provide ENTERTAINMENT.

[ ] If I just STAND myself and BEND from the WAIST...
[ ] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!
[ ] I can't take MORE! I'm still rather SHY about this... The Hakurei may become FORCEFUL if I don't hurry, though...



- S C O O P ?
- - Momiji, no, get down from there!

- Sexy Surf Smelt Princess & Sailor should continue.

- What IS Nitori doing?
-----


"Let's stick it to one vote each this time!"

On today's episode on Cooking the Mystic Dream, our host, Youyoumu Konpocky (not to be confused with any half-ghost gardeners who look exactly the same with a similar name (and happen to be perfect cherry blossom maidens (who is absolutely your favorite Touhou))) is dressed in a Pink naked apron for the first time, live!

"Now, my lovely audience, I know you prefer the GREEN naked apron you've come to know and love, but I decided to mix things up on today's episode! You see..."

Though the lovely Youyoumu Konpocky is usually full of good cheer and happiness, her beautiful, flawless face turns down as she gives the sad news.

"... the producer has been asking me to change things up to keep ratings up. Our show is really hurting. All of Gensokyo is watching our favorite show, but Gensokyo just isn't big enough to support a show with our kind of budget. But, still...!"

Youyoumu lifted her head, beautacious deep blue eyes sparkling with creative passion!

"... even with these budget cuts we have to go through, I still want to bring you, my beloved audience, joy! So, please! Continue to give us your support and follow our new guidlines! It's really for the best, for all of us!"

"And if you don't listen, then I might just make Wakasagi Ikizukuri for our first show of the new season! And that's a bit too... High-class for the first episode, don't you think?"


-------


This is garbage and I know it's garbage.

I don't know WHY I actually got embarrassed trying to write this update. I've written smut before, and I've never had it THIS bad. I'm slightly more than mildly confused by this.

Weird.
>> No. 26747
[x] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!
>> No. 26748
[X] I can't take MORE! I'm still rather SHY about this... The Hakurei may become FORCEFUL if I don't hurry, though...
>> No. 26749
[X] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!

More tongue = always good.
Also, I've seen way worse than this Platemask, it's fine. But you should update your story in /shrine/-ahem.
>> No. 26751
[X] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!

REIMU
>> No. 26760
[X] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!
>> No. 26761
- S C O O P ?
- - Momiji, no, get down from there!

- Sexy Surf Smelt Princess & Sailor should continue.

- What IS Nitori doing?
>> No. 26777
[X] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!

-[X] Sexy Surf Smelt Princess & Sailor should continue.
wailing wakasagihimes wanting well-wishers
>> No. 26778
-[X] Sexy Surf Smelt Princess & Sailor should continue.
Oh, yeah, now I get it.
>> No. 26782
[X] Perhaps if I get CREATIVE with the TONGUE, I won't NEED to use more THROAT!
>> No. 26800
>>26749 here, adding this to my vote:
[X] Sexy Surf Smelt Princess & Sailor should continue.
>> No. 26804
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26804
>>26749

I'm not saying that I'm embarrassed, I'm saying I'm confused as to why THIS, of ALL THINGS, embarrassed me to write when I HAVE written worse.

In short, my emotions CONFUSE me.


Also, I'm NOT DEAD. I can NO LONGER access the computer I write on at DANGEROUSLY LATE O' CLOCK when my IMAGINATION is fueled by FUMES and DELIRIUM.

Writing is, as a result, BECOMING DIFFICULT. I SHALL NOT FALTER and shall CONTINUE WRITING, however!

Thought I should UPDATE all of you!
>> No. 26805
>>26804
I WILL NOT CRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmqbhyS-BK8
>> No. 26806
>>26804
WE BELIEVE IN YOU, DELIVER MORE PLATE-FILLED STORIES MAN
>> No. 26817
>>26804
Obviously the reason why you're so embarrassed is because you're secretly into BSDM, so secretly that not even you know about it. Obviously.
>> No. 26853
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26853
>>26817

You know, that actually sounds plausible...

... Anyway, both testing for Auto-sage and WRITING NOW!

(Forgive the delay. My little brother purchased Dark Souls III. The Demon's Souls references made me too giddy to write.)
>> No. 26854
>>26853
Autosage is at 250 posts, disregarding the OP.

Also, what system do you scrubs play DSIII on?
>> No. 26855
>>26854

PS4, because I'm garbage.
>> No. 26856
I must know.

Sailors are supposedly gruff, beard-bound terrors of the Sky, preying on any mermaid foolish enough to travel close to the sun, hardened by the many horrors that reside above the Surface.

Aside from the obviously missing beard, I must know.

"How?"

The sailor looks at me slightly confused.

"Waht d' yea meahn 'haow'? Weh've nah' knohn' ehch oh'thr f'r mohr'n tehn mehnuts ah' mohst!"

I reiterate, for I must know.

"How are you so soft?"

NOW the Sailor looks more embarrassed than anything. Her ghostly pale face, along with everything above her collar, turned pink as a shrimp.

"Wha- I don't- I mean, I dohn'-"

Seeing my opportunity, I, the APPEX PREDATOR OF THE DEEP, take my chance!

"May I stroke you?"

The sailor takes a step back, clearly forgetting that she's holding me. I press the attack!

"You feel so... pleasant..."

I reach up and stroke the sailor's trembling face, her defenses lowered to the point of being fully exposed!

This...

... this TEXTURE! So soft, like the finest mochi, pounded for weeks by the most beautiful virgin maidens of the moon! I can even tell you exactly what that texture feels like, since we've got at least one of them living a little swim upstream from my place who pounds mochi (if the rabbits are to be believed), so I can say with full confidence that that is EXACTLY what this sailor's cheek feels like!

Ignoring the rattling of my vision from the sailor's shaking arms, I lean forward and do the only logical thing someone can do when faced with something so unreasonably soft. Before I do, though, a thought occurs to me. I should make sure I won't die if I do what I'm planning, so I whisper softly in to the sailor's burning hot ear.

"Are you going to eat me, sailor?"

The captain doesn't respond, which must mean she won't, because if I learned anything from big sister Wakasagikotaishi-hi silence always means no!

Which means, it'd be safe to do this immediately after whispering that in the sailor's ear!

I take a gentle nibble of Murasa' cheek. My teeth don't sink in (though it'd be very, very easy with how amazingly soft her skin was), but the good captain flinches anywaaaaAAA-

With a loud thud, the captain fell backwards, taking me with her. Which, I might add, was surprising, but, thanks to the captain's overwhelmingly soft body, was also comfortable! Cushioned even!

I chew thoughtfully on the mochi in my mouth to find that it's filled with the weirdly delightful taste of extra salty takoyaki! An odd flavor for mochi, but somehow, it wo-

-ooorks...

...

... I didn't have any mochi in my mouth.

--------

I, Wakasagihime, have a startling confession to make!

I am actually a Wakasagi Mermaid, not a Blue Fish Tuna!

Startling, I know. But I wished SO DESPERATELY to look bigger that I just sort of... You know... Lied about my actually species...

Also, apparently, sailors taste like octopus mochi of the highest quality, since I accidently took a nibble out of the sailor when we fell down. And she's somehow not bleeding. Or even really doing anything but staring up at the sky in a blush-filled shock. For some odd reason. Strange.

--------

[ ] Woah, are you okay Cap'n?

[ ] KISS OF LIFE! KISS OF LIFE!

[ ] K I S S O F L I F E ! ! !

[ ] So THAT'S what sailors taste like!
- [ ] Take ONE more little nibble, somewhere she can afford to lose a little bit of.
[ ] If she's just gonna' LIE there, why don't we feel if she's soft all over?



[ ] Collectively pound your utensils on the table while chanting "WE WANTGOHEI BLOWJOB!"
- [ ]You goddamn degenerates

--------

Youmu, having switched from her naked apron to a pair of pale green cutoffs and an oddly familiar and strangely disappointing-looking belt-for-a-shirt with a ring in the middle, prances around the stage as she finishes her latest musical number. As the crowd goes wild, she bows.

Then, turning off the stereo (and, by extension, the cheering crowd), she turns to the camera.

"Dearest fans, thank you! Thank you so kindly for staying true to my conditions. Most of you, anyway. It is only thanks to your faith and purity that we could still continue, even as budget cuts cause the energy to occasionally cut out!"

Even as she speaks, the camera shuts off. Her voice, however, is still easily heard, for some reason.

"I've decided to let your precious mermaid live! However, one must remember to follow the rules! If one doesn't, I may just have to..."

There's a pause, then a mildly-threatening and equally-arousing giggle.

"... take over."

The camera flickers back to life to reveal Youmu talking animatedly about how ring-belt-shirts are CLEARLY the newest fashion, and that every girl in Gensokyo should try, as she tries to demonstrate the merits of such a choice in clothing by inserting an eggplant in to the ring in her belt-shirt (which, sadly, simply fell right out, as a wall does not hold things).

--------

Murasa ain't hurt bad. It's just a nibble.

This should serve to entertain as I work on the actual update.
>> No. 26857
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26857
I'LL NOT LET THIS TRAVESTY STAND!

Have a SOFT SAILOR
>> No. 26858
[X] Woah, are you okay Cap'n?
>> No. 26861
[X] Collectively pound your utensils on the table while chanting "WE WANTGOHEI BLOWJOB!"
- [X]You goddamn degenerates

Got to push the button.
>> No. 26863
[x] Collectively pound your utensils on the table while chanting "WE WANTGOHEI BLOWJOB!"
- [x] You goddamn degenerates

I WAS PROMISED MIKO LEWDS A MONTH AGO

I WILL NOT BE DENIED
>> No. 26864
[x] KISS OF LIFE! KISS OF LIFE!
>> No. 26866
[X] Collectively pound your utensils on the table while chanting "WE WANTGOHEI BLOWJOB!"
>> No. 26867
[x] Woah, are you okay Cap'n?

No eating the ghost.
>> No. 26868
[x] Woah, are you okay Cap'n?
>> No. 26869
[ze] Woah, are you okay Cap'n?
>> No. 26881
[x] Collectively pound your utensils on the table while chanting "WE WANTGOHEI BLOWJOB!"
- [x] You goddamn degenerates

[X] Sexually attack Cap'n

HA! NOW YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF WRITING LEWDS!

>PS4
What's your soul level so I can repeatedly invade you and give you the real dark souls experience engage in jolly cooperation
>> No. 26883
>>26881

Gorgar is not good at PVP. This is also my first play through.

Be gentle with me...

It would appear that I now KNOW how you would like me to proceed on the tale of the WAKASAGI MERMAIDEN OF GENSOKYO.

But the ACTUAL STORY update will be COMING POSTHASTE!
>> No. 26885
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26885
I, MONONOBE NO FUTOSUHIME, in the name of my HONORABLE CLAN LEADER, MONONOBE NO MORIYA, will NOT allow myself to FALTER HERE. Though our ideological preferences may DIFFER, I'll NOT bring shame unto HIS NAME. I CALL upon my TRAINING in the ARTS to PROPERLY entertain!

I first begin with the TONGUE, applying it LASCIVIOUSLY around the SHA-

"What are you doing?"

I gaze HEAVENWARD and FLINCH under the Hakurei's COLD GLARE. I REALIZE MY ERROR.

This is not FLESH between my lips, but SAKAKI and BURNING SHIDE. The HAKUREI feels NOT pleasure from my TONGUE, nor from ANYTHING I may DO to this HOLY WAND.

"I said-"

With no FURTHER WARNING, the HAKUREI SQUATS DOWN, grabs my PONYTAIL, yanks my HEAD BACK, that my eyes were aimed at the EDGE of the shrine's ROOF and sky BEYOND, and, most BLESSEDLY, pulled the burning GOHEI a slight MEASURE from my THROAT.

"-suck."

There was no FORCE in the words of the HAKUREI, as there NEVER WAS. Any and ALL force INTENDED was RAMMED FORCIBLY down my THROAT, REGARDLESS of my COMFORT. I CANNOT BREATH, and the only sound I can UTTER through my VIOLATED LIPS is a small, confused RETCHING. I FEEL that I may VOMIT without WARNING. And the GOHEI. HOW IT BURNS!

---

I, MONONOBE NO FUTOSUHIME, am deeply ASHAMED. I feel a GREAT building of BILE at the BOTTOM of my THROAT from the INTRUSION, my entire THROAT burns TERRIBLY and I can hear, even above the OBSCENE sounds my FINGERS make as the VIOLATE my INNERMOST SELF with one hand and rub my Yin nearly RAW in my vigor to feel this SHAME and PAIN add to the GROWING knot of BITTERSWEET PLEASURE driving my EVERY THOUGHT in to the DEEPEST ABYSS.

---

[ ] I must ACCEPT this like the DISGUSTING WHORE that I AM!

[ ] I must RESIST! I must REMEMBER my PRIDE as a MONONOBE.

[ ] I must REMEMBER my QUEST to find the FUJIWARA, spawn of FAMILY FRIENDS, the NAKATOMI.

[ ] I can SENSE her EYES. Though she STAND behind my PERSON, I can SENSE them.
- [ ] The bug
- [ ] The Kappa
- [ ] The maid
- [ ] The little rock
- [ ] Someone small
- [ ] Someone VERY small
- [ ] Someone grumpy
- [ ] Someone... Hmm?


[ ] Write-in

---

WE AIN'T OUTTA' DA' WOODS JUS' YET!

Remember lovely Youmu's advice, anon! Cherish her words!
>> No. 26886
[x] I must ACCEPT this like the DISGUSTING WHORE that I AM!
[x] I must RESIST! I must REMEMBER my PRIDE as a MONONOBE.
>> No. 26887
[X] I must REMEMBER my QUEST to find the FUJIWARA, spawn of FAMILY FRIENDS, the NAKATOMI.
[X] I can SENSE her EYES. Though she STAND behind my PERSON, I can SENSE them.
- [X] The Kappa
>> No. 26888
[D] I must RESIST! I must REMEMBER my PRIDE as a MONONOBE.
[a] I must REMEMBER my QUEST to find the FUJIWARA, spawn of FAMILY FRIENDS, the NAKATOMI.
[z] I can SENSE her EYES. Though she STAND behind my PERSON, I can SENSE them.
-[e] Someone VERY small
>> No. 26889
Also bump limit reached. Asking for a new PLATE filled thread.
>> No. 26890
[x] I must RESIST! I must REMEMBER my PRIDE as a MONONOBE.
[x] I must REMEMBER my QUEST to find the FUJIWARA, spawn of FAMILY FRIENDS, the NAKATOMI.
[x] I can SENSE her EYES. Though she STAND behind my PERSON, I can SENSE them.
-[x] Someone VERY small
>> No. 26891
>>26885

[ ] I must ACCEPT this like the DISGUSTING WHORE that I AM!

Make sure to make it as sloppy, wet, and vocal as you can. And don't forget to gurgle it with your mouth open, then swallow once it finishes
>> No. 26893
I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, am of PROUD LINEAGE.

It is through the efforts of MY GREAT ANCESTOR, the 11th EMPEROR OF JAPAN, that the RELIGION of SHINTO, though INFERIOR, was GIVEN one of its GREATEST LITERARY WORKS. Under my FAMILY'S proud REIGN, did SUMO become SPORT, giving kappa EVERYWHERE a WONDERFUL NEW PASTIME. Under my HONORABLE ANCESTOR, did the CONSORT KAGUYAHIME NO MIKOTO, daughter of KING OTSUTSUKITARINE NO MIKO gain her FAME as an UNEARTHLY BEAUTY, and did the tale READ by CHILDREN ACROSS JAPAN come to being.

My NOBLE LINEAGE, though STEEPED in VILE SHINTO, Is responsible for the CREATION of LEGENDS!

DOES THE BLOOD OF LEGENDS NOT FLOW THROUGH ME? HAVE I NOT PRIDE!?

AM I NOT MONONOBE!?

I slam BOTH of my MIGHTY HANDS onto the WOODEN PORCH on EITHER SIDE of my MAGNIFICENT THIGHS, VALIENTLY ignoring the SLICKENED LIQUID SHAME on my FINGERS. I begin to PUSH MYSELF UP, VILE BURN BE DAM-

The HAKUREI yanks my PONYTAIL harder, RAMMING the GOHEI so far DOWN my throat that I can FEEL the BURN in my poor STOMACH. Between the BLINDING PAIN and the VOMIT that EVEN NOW bubbles AROUND the blessed WAND, I feel my STRENGTH LEAVE me. As I FALL back on my RUMP, I am met with a HORRIFYING SIGHT, even through my TEAR-BLURRED vision.

The Hakurei LOOMS over me, like a MONUMENT to ALL of JAPAN'S CREATURES most TERRIBLE FEARS, the SUN, at her BACK, casting her in DREADFUL SHADOW. I cannot FIGHT the HAKUREI. I can only APOLOGIZE to EVERYONE that I've FAILED on this quest so SOON. I prepare to DIE like this, chocking on a MEAGER SUBSTITUTE for a PHALLUS. I APOLOGIZE to his HOLINESS, TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKO, for NEVER returning HOME. I apologize to TOJIKO, for NEVER TELLING her that, for a SOGA, she's a VERY GOOD FRIEND. I APOOLOGIZE to the FUJIWARA, for NOT FINDING her and being the GREATEST HUSBAND a MAIDEN COULD DREAM OF for her. I APOLOGIZE to GORGAR, for NEVER figuring out her STORY. I apologize to the cute DELIVERY BOY who might have a CRUSH on me for STRINGING HIM along for FREE BOXES for my CAT. I apologize to SEIGA for-

Wait, why am I the one apologizing to SEIGA?

The Hakurei INTERRUPTS my thoughts, her NEVER-CHANGING tone sending SHIVERS through me, from my HEAD all the WAY down to my TOES.

"I'm going to make things worse for you now. Stop fighting or I'll punish you more. Understand?"

I cannot SPEAK, save to COUGH around the WOODEN INTRUDER currently SOAKING in SPIT AND BIL-

The HAKUREI begins SLAMMING the ROD into my throat as though PLUNGING it CLEAN.

"I asked a question. Answer."

She knows FULL WELL that I CANNOT comply! She'll not LET me SPEAK! With no WARNING, however, the GOHEI is RIPPED from my THROAT, causing me to VOMIT before I can even REACT fast enough to VOMIT into the GRASS, or even TURN my HEAD. The RESULTING MESS flies HEAVENWARD for but a MOMENT before it covers my FACE and gets on my CLOT-

My THROAT is CLOGGED by a BURNING GOHEI again.

"I told you to answer me, not vomit. Now answ-"

The Hakurei stops ABRUPTLY, looking PAST my HEAD at SOMETHING behind ME. I hear a SMALL VOICE continue SPEAKING, so quiet as to ALMOST be naught MORE than a THOUGHT.

-j-just... stop! stop hurting her! you're scaring me!

As Reimu STARES at the SOURCE of the VOICE, the GOHEI slowly SINKS DEEPER into my THROAT.

"She paid me."

The SMALL VOICE only just BARELY can be HEARD over my GURGLING.

[i]o-oh. um, then... uh... i'll just be... wait, is she trying to say something?[i]

---

FINALLY! A CHANCE TO SPEAK! I must make my THOUGHTS know to ALL!

[ ] "DAMN YOU, LET ME SPEAK!"
[ ] "I'M [b]SORRY!"
- [ ] And THUS did the MONONOBE WEEP PITEOUSLY.
[ ] Just WEEP. We will not DIE before our MISSION is DONE.
[ ] "Thank you, fair maiden. you have saved me from great shame in my moment of weakness."
[ ] Kiss the Hakurei. Vomitous VENGENCE!
[ ] "I'm hungry."
[ ] "I hate authors."
[ ] Anon? A helpful write-in would be appreciated...

---

You set us upon this path, anon! You cannot resist the Hakurei when it is too late!

Well, you COULD, it's just... Never really wise...
>> No. 26894
HMM? NEW THREAD, INCOMING!
>> No. 26907
Second thread:

>>26895
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