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23602 No. 23602
[x] Trust Tewi and go with her.

(Oh, and cheers to the fourth thread!)

Huh, maybe Tewi is genuinely afraid for your welfare. After all, you wouldn’t wish death by torturous experimental medicine testing on even your worst enemies (well, maybe not your WORST enemy…), so you run towards the door Tewi’s waving from and you jump inside.

You look around and see that you’re in a sort of operating room, complete with many different sharp instruments on a shiny metal table next to the surgical table.

*prick*

AW, SON OF A BITCH.

You get pricked in the left upper arm and you jump away from Tewi who was standing next to you while you were looking at the room. You go into a defensive stance, but your left bicep suddenly tightens very painfully as you flex your bicep uncontrollably. Blood begins to gush out of the oddly large needle wound and you demand Tewi to tell you what exactly she stuck you with.

“Pfft, hell if I know. All I know is that whatever it is I just injected you with, its doing a fine job of hurting you.” She gives you an evil grin and waves a rather large syringe at you.

You notice that she’s in a nurse’s outfit (which you could have sworn she wasn’t in when she was waving at you a few seconds ago) and you have a terrible feeling what she’s planning to do with you.

“Hey, don’t take it personally. If Eirin doesn’t have people to experiment on, then she’ll start using whatever’s available for the ‘good of the people’. So, its just survival of the fittest, capiche? That, and the fact that I just don’t like you at all, so be a good little boy and take your medicine.”
She pulls out a vial full of ominous green liquid from her skirt pocket and fills the syringe up with it.

“Ooh, I don’t know what this does, but it looks particularly nasty doesn’t it? Let’s find out what it does, shall we?”
She holds the syringe out menacingly and starts walking towards you with the door shutting behind her.

Wait! If you keep getting all sorts of chemicals injected into you, then wouldn’t that alter Eirin’s test results and thus not benefit the people at all? You try to reason with her and back up.

“I don’t give a damn about other people, all I care about is staying alive and making money. Plus what she doesn‘t know, won‘t hurt her right? Besides, so long as you‘re her plaything, I‘ll still be alive and enjoying life.”

You get backed up in a corner and Tewi continues to advance upon you. Your left arm is absolutely KILLING you and the bunny you were going to give Tenshi is getting crushed by your grip. You don’t want to kill Tewi, but its kind of hard to subdue her with only one working hand. You mutter a silent prayer for her and prepare yourself.

Survival of the fittest it is then.

Right before either of you lunge out for the killing blow, the door opens and a familiar outline stands in the doorway. Tewi turns to look at this person and smiles.

“Oh hey, Reisen, could you help me out here? Just hold him down for a bit so I can inject him with this…restraining serum. Then we can give him to Eirin and hegelgublugh-”

Tewi makes a funny sound and collapses onto the ground twitching with her eyes rolled into the back of her head. You don’t know what happened to her, but you look at Reisen in the doorway and you keep your defensive position. She sees blood pouring out from your arm and runs towards you.

“I’m so sorry it came to this. Eirin told me that human experimentation is for the good of all humanity, but I just can’t turn my back on this. Not anymore.”

She continues to apologize while bandaging your arm. You ask her what happened to Tewi and she gives you a simple response.

“Ah, I just broke her mind for it bit. She’ll be okay after a little bit though, so you don’t have to worry about her.”

Well, its not like you care what happens to Tewi at this point, but Reisen seems to be a good person deep down, despite her crazy eyes. Right when she finishes bandaging your arm, a cold voice emanates from the doorway.

“Very good Reisen, if you would have let Tewi inject any of that chemical into his body he could have very well perished, despite his resilience to chemicals. Now then, step aside and let me handle the rest.”

Eirin is standing there, looking as healthy as ever, with her another syringe/arrow readied and pointed directly at you. However, instead of stepping aside like she was told, Reisen turns towards her master and holds her hands out to protect you.

“I wanted to learn medicine to help people! How can we sacrifice human lives like this and still say we‘re doing it for the greater good?”

Eirin’s eyes narrow at her pupil and a hint of deadliness can be heard within her words.

“Step aside Udonge. That man you’re trying to protect can save hundreds, even thousands of people if we use him to experiment on.”

Reisen doesn’t budge an inch and continues to shelter you with her body.

“But…but this isn’t right! There has to be a way to save everyone without sacrificing others! How can you be so heartless?”

Eirin tightens her grip on the bow and all the compassion in her voice dies away.

“Foolish child, you know there’s no way to save everyone. You of all people should know this after witnessing your friends die during the Lunar War. How many of your friends did you save back then? 10? 5? 1? You didn’t save any of them, you let them all die while you ran away like a coward. You sacrificed their lives just to save your own. Then, you came to me, begging to be my apprentice, so you can make up for their deaths by helping people. Don’t you dare call me heartless after what you’ve done to your friends.
Now, I will not as you again.
Step aside.”

Reisen swallows hard and stares back defiantly at her master.

“Very well, you were a good student Udonge. You could have saved many lives.”

Eirin steels herself mentally and gets ready to release the bowstring and send the arrow into her pupil.

[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
[x] Stand there and do nothing.
[x] Grab Reisen and hold her hostage.
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>> No. 23603
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
>> No. 23605
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
-[x] Equip Jagermaster to grab the syringe arrow as it flys at you and hurl it back at Eirin.
>> No. 23606
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23606
[*] Push Reisen out of the way.
[*] Nishi Shinku Ha

Let's pay Eirin back, eh?
>> No. 23607
[x] >>23606

Well... opps; but this is perfect for the task.
>> No. 23608
[#] Push Reisen out of the way.
[#] Nishi Shinku Ha

Awright. That's it. Let's do this! ...If only she didn't have perfect regeneration. Just keep blowing up her hands whenever we get close, grab Reisen, and book it, adopting the bunny as Tenshi's older sister on the way?
>> No. 23609
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
[x] Nishi Shinku Ha
>> No. 23610
>>23608
If those arrows are drugged, she may be slowed down by them. Even poison would slow her down for a time.
>> No. 23611
[X] Push Reisen out of the way.
[X] Nishi Shinku Ha
>> No. 23612
>>23611

Voting for this. Would copy and paste but cant with this phone. Also we need to save Reisen, dont turn her into atypical Kenshiro ally that dies the same episode they appear.
>> No. 23613
[X] Push Reisen out of the way.
[X] Nishi Shinku Ha
>> No. 23614
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
[x] Nishi Shinku Ha
>> No. 23615
>>23610
If she's confident that it'll knock HIM out, then that goes double for her. How else are we gonna stop an immortal anyway?

[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
-[x] Equip Jagermaster to grab the syringe arrow as it flys at you and hurl it back at Eirin.
>> No. 23616
[X] Push Reisen out of the way.
[X] Nishi Shinku Ha
>> No. 23617
>>23615

Simple, get Kaguya on our side.
>> No. 23618
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[X] Push Reisen out of the way
-[X] Equip Smooth Criminal
--[X] Evade Eirin's attacks while leaving the room.

SHOULDA DONE THIS EARLIER BOYS


I only remember Joe being resistant to magic, not drugs.

I mean, he choked down alot of alchohol but he'de be damaged from that, and sedative != alchohol, though they both be depressents.

Also keep in mind we're in supar pain. Bandages don't fix poison being inside you, nor blood loss.

"but Reisen seems to be a good person deep down, despite her crazy eyes."
Pic Related, it's Reisin
>> No. 23619
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
[x] Nishi Shinku Ha

You know, I've only just realised, but... why are we running from Eirin as opposed to, say, carrying her with us and reexploding her head every time she respawns? I mean, being at range puts us at a severe disadvantage.(Well, unless Nishi Shinku Ha works, at least)
>> No. 23620
>>23619
Generally it does, often with fatal results as most folks using crossbows can't really take an arrow in the chest as well as Kenshiro can.

She may be immortal, but not invincible.
>> No. 23621
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
[x] Nishi Shinku Ha
[x] Hit her Kisha Acupressure point(Paralysis) for good measure.

Just because she's immortal doesn't been she can't be brought down by a well placed hit.
>> No. 23624
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23624
[x] Push Reisen out of the way.
[x] Nishi Shinku Ha

“Um, I’m sorry, but am I’m interrupting something?”

You push Reisen out of harms way and you activate Nishi Shinku Ha to catch the soon to fly arrow and…huh?

“I was at the human village when suddenly I heard a desperate prayer, so I followed it here.”

You see a familiar woman with green hair standing behind Eirin with a perplexed look on her face. Eirin just looks behind her shoulder, completely surprised by this arrival (along with both you and Reisen) and is practically speechless.

She looks to be a little dimwitted, so it takes her a moment to realize that you’re being attacked by Eirin. She ponders this for a little bit before suddenly and spontaneously coming up with a resolution.

“Eirin, I used to by medicine from you all the time because you seemed like a reliable and trustworthy person. Please don’t betray my expectations by attacking these two people. I know deep down that you’re a good person, and a good person doesn’t hurt other people, no matter what.”

What.
That’s the dumbest thing you ever heard. This person, whoever she is, is just a naïve fool who doesn’t even know what Eirin’s true goal is. Hell, she doesn’t even know what Eirin’s dirty little secret is. You, once again, get ready for the attack but it seems there‘s something wrong with Eirin.

“But, I AM a good person. I’m doing this for the good…” Eirin feebly tries to explain herself, but the green haired lady quickly cuts her off.

“How can you say you’re a good person when you’re attacking people like this? Did they deserve it?”
“Well……no, not really.”
“Then you’re not a good person, you’re a bad guy.”
“I’m not a bad guy!”
“Then stop attacking them, and promise not to attack any more innocent people.”
“…”

You can’t believe this. Not only does this newcomer’s words actually reach Eirin’s twisted mind, but it actually looks like she completely and utterly defeats Eirin’s resolve.

“Alright, I’ll leave them alone.”

WAT

You went through all of that SHIT and she just waltzes on in here and says, “oh look! You’re a good person! Bad people do these kinds of things! Stop being bad!” and she just SUDDENLY does a complete heel face turn and stops being a bad guy? Reisen, her pupil for god knows how long, said practically the same thing and she was targeted along with you in the end! This kind of bullshitery has to be a…

“Thank the gods you finally saw your error. It’s a miracle that I got here in time to save them.”

Fuckin…
Okay, You know you wanted that miracle really badly, but this is just bullshit. You were expecting some kind of awesome dramatic resolution to this conflict, or at least some kind of action to happen, but you just feel ripped off. You want your miracle back…

Eirin’s sudden mood swing causes her to lower her guard and accidentally releases the arrow that she was holding up till now! The arrow soars towards your heart and you instantly react with Nishi Shinku Ha, catching the arrow mid-flight.

Oh fuck that was close.

Then, on instinct, you fling the arrow back towards Eirin.

Oh FUCK.

Luckily Eirin manages to dodge the arrow, despite not attempting to avoid physical harm before.

Oh fuck that was really close.

And then the arrow hits the green haired lady in the shoulder.

Oh FUCK

She drops down like a sack of potatoes from the sudden attack and, because it was your fault she got hit by a syringe/arrow thing, you run past Eirin and check her condition. She looks drowsily up at you and blinks a few times.

“Hey…you look familiar…I think I blessed you with a miracle before…”
And then she passes out in your arms.
Well, geeze. You were mad that she solved your horrible problem in the most stupidly impossible way ever, but you didn‘t want her to get hurt! It looks like she‘s going to be okay, so you figure that she had at least that coming to her. Eirin suddenly appears next to you (and you jump backwards from her in surprise) and pulls the syringe out of the green haired lady. You looks at you with incredible remorse and apologizes to you.

“Listen, I’m sorry I troubled you like this. I was honestly trying to find a medicine that would cure all illnesses, but I could only test the drug out on humans…and…well, it was good she came along and showed me how poorly I was treating the very people I promised to save (what? No she didn’t). I cured your illness, so you may go now, you don’t have to pay me or anything. I’ll make sure she’s okay, so you can leave her in my capable hands.”

“Master, let me help…”
Reisen tries to approach Eirin, but Eirin suddenly responds, once again with remorse in her voice, “When you asked to be my apprentice, I only asked for one thing and that was complete obedience. You openly disobeyed me three times when I demanded you to step aside.”
“But that was…”
“You’re fired.”

Ouch. That was really cruel of her to do. All she did was try to talk some sense into you…aw fuck it. You just figure that the green haired lady has an insane amount of Charisma and Luck.
Reisen stands there in shock and she has this confused expression on her face, as if she doesn’t know what to do now…

[x] Quick! Throw an invitation at Reisen while she’s weakened by her job loss!
[x] No, she’ll have to do some soul searching on her own. Go back to your party members and tell them of all the “awesome” stuff they missed.

Uh, not that you don’t trust Eirin or anything, but what should you do with that green haired lady?
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you’ll deal with her when she wakes up. That “miracle” business could come in handy.
[x] Naah, Eirin said she’s in capable hands…

(Sanae’s a total killjoy, huh? But come on, how can you get mad at a face like that?)
>> No. 23625
[x] No, she’ll have to do some soul searching on her own. Go back to your party members and tell them of all the “awesome” stuff they missed.
[x] Naah, Eirin said she’s in capable hands…

Fuck them both, time to get back home
>> No. 23626
[x] No, she’ll have to do some soul searching on her own. Go back to your party members and tell them of all the “awesome” stuff they missed, completing fabricating how you defeated Eirin with your awesome manliness and what not.
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you’ll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.

What? Miracles are groundbreaking, earthshattering, skyblasting awesomeness, not mundane word shit.
>> No. 23627
[x] No, she’ll have to do some soul searching on her own. Go back to your party members and tell them of all the "awesome" stuff they missed.
[x] Stuff her hairpieces in your bag and carry her with you to to join the others. You'll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.

So supposing she was referring to how she granted us with a miracle last time, I guess this means Tenshi is in for a new illegitimate younger sibling to join our happy family?

Also what happened to that stuffed bunny gift after all of this? I wouldn't want to give a present to our daughter from someone who violated our trust and sought to break us just for a simple card game. The thing is probably completely ruined anyway after all of the recent abuse, so we need to give our child something much better than this.
>> No. 23628
>>23627
Then lets recruit Reisen and give her to Tenshi
>> No. 23630
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Killjoy? Fuck no: whatever works.
Still, if you want to have an epic moment, why don't we make a speech?

[x] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[x] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[x] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To Sanae that girl:
[x] In the bag you go.

Pretty raw, but it's a start. By the way, the 'revenge' offer to Reisen was against himself, not Eirin: it's his fault that she was fired after all. That part is kinda confusing, no?
>> No. 23631
[x] Quick! Throw an invitation at Reisen while she ’s weakened by her job loss!
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you ’ll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.
>> No. 23632
[X] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[X] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[X] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To Sanae that girl:
[X] In the bag you go.

This works.
>> No. 23633
[x] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[x] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[x] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To that girl:
[x] In the bag you go.

I like this option.
>> No. 23634
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23634
>>23627
>>23628
You're doing it wrong.

[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you’ll deal with her when she wakes up. That “miracle” business could come in handy.
>> No. 23635
[x] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[x] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[x] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To Sanae that girl:
[x] In the bag you go.


Yeah sure, let's go with this.
>> No. 23636
[x] Quick! Throw an invitation at Reisen while she ’s weakened by her job loss!
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you ’ll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.

The more the merrier.
>> No. 23637
[x] Quick! Throw an invitation at Reisen while she ’s weakened by her job loss!
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you ’ll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.

C'mon, Tenshi needs an 'older' sister! And a pet rabbit! She'd be so happy!
>> No. 23638
[x] Quick! Throw an invitation at Reisen while she ’s weakened by her job loss!
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you ’ll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.
>> No. 23639
[x] Quick! Throw an invitation at Reisen while she ’s weakened by her job loss!
[x] Stuff her in your bag and you ’ll deal with her when she wakes up. She owes you a refund for the crap "miracle" she gave you.
>> No. 23640
[x] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[x] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[x] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To Sanae that girl:
[x] In the bag you go.
>> No. 23641
>>23640

My question is, do we really want to maybe undo all the work Sanae did? It was a true miracle, and we'd be acting totally against it...
>> No. 23643
>>23641
That is a good point, but is Eirin truly belives herself to be good, then she will not change (again) due to a few observations now would she?
>> No. 23644
[x] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[x] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[x] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To that girl:
[x] In the bag you go.

Oh god that was really infuriating when I read Reisen being fired. I really do call bullshit on this 180 by Eirin, no way in hell would someone who's really sorry for what they done act like that. She may also want to get rid of us so she could use Sanae as a experiment like she was trying to do so to us. Only conclusion I can come to after thinking about us.
>> No. 23645
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[x] "Reisen was trying to show you the same thing since the beginning and you treat her like shit?! You apologize for losing your way and then scold and fire the one person who tried to stop you for doing so in the first place?!"
-[x] "You're not a good person: you're an asshole. A selfish, fake, hopeless prick. And I'm not leaving this girl -or ANYONE- in your care. I wouldn't desire that to my worst enemy."
To Reisen:
[x] "I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sure you want to be alone now but... if you need something-a favor, a job, revenge-I'll be waiting."
To that girl:
[x] In the bag you go.


You harshly scold Eirin while you sling the green-haired lady over your right shoulder. After all, how COULD she do such a ruthless thing to her student?

“Listen, I understand you’re angry and frustrated with me, and you have every right to be, but I demand complete and absolute obedience from my pupil. We made a pact and she broke it, so she’s no longer my pupil.”

Wow, even if she was doing the right thing?

“Even if she was doing the right thing.”

Then you have nothing more to say to her. You tell Reisen that if she ever needs company or something to do, then she can come work for you. You turn around and leave the both of them to their thoughts as you walk down the hallway to the entrance of Eientei. You feel Reisen’s eyes upon your back as you leave them standing there.

“If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, you’re welcome to come back anytime you want.” Eirin calls out after you, almost as if apologizing.

Oh joy, you’ll have to consider that the next time you feel like visiting a psychopath. The miracle was just to save your ass from Eirin, and you don’t think its going to change Eirin’s beliefs at all. She’ll just go back to her crazy experiments after a little bit and its gonna start all over again. Speaking of miracles, why the heck are you carrying this woman when you have a perfectly good bag? You stuff her in your bag and continue onwards, you‘ll deal with her when she wakes up.

You suddenly realize that the pain in your left arm is gone (but it still feels a little stiff) and that the sedative seems to be wearing off. It seems like the stuff you were recently injected with has a drastic effect, but doesn’t last very long at all. Well, that’s good and all, but where would your family and friends be? Would they still be in the guest room, or maybe they went outside because of the explosions? You decide to check outside because you need a breath of fresh air anyways.

You find the guestroom empty as expected, so you continue and open the front doors to see an incredible sight outside. You see one person on the ground throwing fire at someone high in the sky, and the person in the sky is chucking all sorts of brightly colored magical shit back at her. You can’t really make out who the two combatants are, but you recognize the white-haired lady on the ground as she jumps into the air to meet the other person (which you guess is Kaguya?). They both start making all sorts of intricate patterns in the sky and are causing an incredible scene in the night sky. Below this spectacle, right in front of you, is Yuuka and Tenshi watching the sight above them with much interest. Marisa’s a short distance away commenting excitedly on who’s going to win and Aya’s nowhere to be found (probably taking pictures of the fight). Both Yuuka and Tenshi notice you exiting Eientei and they stand there waiting for you.

You drop your bag (and you hear a muffled “oomph!” coming from it) when you suddenly remember the gift you were going to give Tenshi! You start to panic when think back to the last time you saw it, but you calm down when you realize that you were holding it in your left hand this entire time.

[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
[x] Ooh, pretty lights. Watch the fight from where you are.
[x] Hey, I wonder what Aya’s doing?
>> No. 23646
[*] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

"I got a present for you, Tenshi.

It's a little dirty."
>> No. 23648
[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
>> No. 23649
[x] Ooh, pretty lights. Watch the fight from where you are.
>> No. 23650
[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
>> No. 23652
[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

Our family might be the weirdest family to ever be made but DAMN we still need to be a family man!
>> No. 23654
[X] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

Family first.
>> No. 23657
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23657
[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
This is strangely familiar.
>> No. 23660
[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
>> No. 23662
[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

Con Air/Homestuck, in my Touhou?
>> No. 23663
>>23662
It's more likely than you think.
>> No. 23664
[X] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
>> No. 23665
[X] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
>> No. 23666
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[x] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

You stand there and music begins to play from out of nowhere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFnD3uwKHag&feature=related) while you suddenly get a great idea. You put Tenshi’s gift into your right hand and walk towards your loving “family”. You’re going to make this work, YOU’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

You approach Yuuka and Tenshi standing together with each other (it looks like they’ve gotten along…maybe) and they both stare at you because you look a little worse for wear.

“Hello, Joe” Yuuka says to you, seemingly unaffectionate, but you know deep down she’s worried about you.

“Hello, Sunflower” you greet her back and you see Tenshi fidgeting nervously in place as she see’s your bandaged arm and hopes you’ll be alright.

“I meant to get a haircut…” You continue with your AWESOME reference and both Yuuka and Tenshi just stares at you like you’re an idiot as you quickly continue the reference.

“I got a present for you Tenshi.” And you hold out the dirty, mushed up almost stuffed bunny out to her. She kind of cowers in fear from your “gift” (which is to be expected, nobody would want to hold it, let alone receive it as a gift from their father…) and you quickly bring it back. You half wanted the reference to continue perfectly, and you half wanted Tenshi to actually take the thing and hold it in her arms lovingly, so you cringe when she reacts that way.

“A little dirty…” You try to explain as you try to wipe the dirt off of the bunny with your “shirt” (which is actually your abs) and it just somehow makes it worse.

“Tenshi, sweetie, you take your daddy’s present now.” Yuuka strokes Tenshi’s hair lovingly(?) as she looks down at her. You wonder if Yuuka somehow managed to see this movie and caught on to the reference.

“No, no, no, honey, its okay.” You continue with the reference until Tenshi says something surprising.

“I got a picture…a picture of you.” She looks up at you with a confused look on her face.

Well, you were going to say “I got a picture of you too,” but first of all, you don’t have such a thing and second of all, how the hell did Tenshi get your reference? Unless, of course, she really does have a picture of you, which doesn’t make sense because you’re fairly sure you destroyed all pictures of you that she has…
Then how the hell did she get a picture of you?
No…It couldn’t be…

Your face has a clear look of horror on it, so you quickly shove the bunny in Tenshi’s face and she takes it timidly with a slightly disgusted look on her face. Yuuka pushes Tenshi forwards into your arms and she gives you an awkward hug. You awkwardly hug her back and then Yuuka steps in for a hug too, so the whole thing becomes a nice, big awkward moment.

You look over at Marisa and she’s not paying any attention to your little family reunion at all, so maybe she didn’t really give Tenshi your “picture“. Besides, what would her motivation be anyways? But maybe it wasn’t the same kind of picture you’re thinking of at all and its just a normal picture that Aya took of you? But you don’t remember Aya taking a picture normal of you except for when you first met her and you’re fairly certain you destroyed that picture as well because you had a grimace on your face and it looked menacing…
ARGH, you’re head hurts…

Just as you were trying to figure that out, you hear a voice from a short distance away
“Mmm, so sleepy. Why am I in a bag?”

You see a tiny figure attempting to crawl out of your bag and escape to freedom…

[x] NO! Do anything and EVERYTHING to catch this woman! Do not let her escape!
[x] Eh, whatever, let her go. You got bigger fish to fry (or should you say…bird to fry?)
[x] Oh Marisa, lets have a chat, shall we?
[x] Tenshi, sweetie, can you tell me what picture you’re talking about and where you got it from?
[x] Just go somewhere else dammit. Maybe if you ignore it, the problem will go away. <choose somewhere to go>
>> No. 23667
[x] NO! Do anything and EVERYTHING to catch this woman! Do not let her escape! SHE OWES US A REAL FUCKING MIRACLE!
>> No. 23668
I've no idea what's going on anymore.
>> No. 23669
[x] NO! Do anything and EVERYTHING to catch this woman! Do not let her escape!
[x] Tenshi, sweetie, can you tell me what picture you’re talking about and where you got it from?

Okay, first, secure Tenshi's future 'big sister', and once that's complete, find out who destroyed our daughter's precious innocence and come down on them with the WRATH of a PROTECTIVE FATHER!
>> No. 23671
[*] Just go somewhere else dammit. Maybe if you ignore it, the problem will go away.
[*]To the village!

We didn't get anything done last time. We should work on recruiting troops or something, and show Yukari just how Bad we are.
>> No. 23672
{X] Let her out of the bag and apologize.
{X] CONVERSATE (write in a write in)
>> No. 23673
[x] Tenshi, sweetie, can you tell me what picture you’re talking about and where you got it from?
Priorities, priorities.
>> No. 23674
[x] NO! Do anything and EVERYTHING to catch this woman! Do not let her escape!
[x] Tenshi, sweetie, can you tell me what picture you ’re talking about and where you got it from?
>> No. 23678
WHAT IS GOING ON!?
>> No. 23679
[x] Just go somewhere else dammit. Maybe if you ignore it, the problem will go away.
[x] Underworld. Chat with the Yama.
>> No. 23683
[x] Let her out of the bag, apologize. (The real Miracle? Finding a nice niche in Gensokyo)
[x] Tenshi, sweetie, can you tell me what picture you ’re talking about and where you got it from?
>> No. 23685
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[x] NO! Do anything and EVERYTHING to catch this woman! Do not let her escape!

(yeesh, been real busy lately, hopefully we can get this story rolling soon. Also, I made this update a while ago, so sorry if it contradicts the votes. I didn't have any time to post this at all.)


You would love to ask Tenshi all about this picture business, but you could always ask her later and right now, someone owes you a miracle (and an explanation). You tell Yuuka and Tenshi that you’ll be back soon (to which Yuuka simply nods and goes back to watching the fight up above and Tenshi just stares at you), as you run after your quarry. You see the green-haired lady (who was recently stuffed into your bag) slowly saunter away without any haste or worry at all. Well, if she wants this to be easy for you, fine.

You run up to her and attempt to grab her shoulders but, right when you reach her, she leaps into the air and slowly begins to fly away. Hey! This was supposed to be easy! And why is it that everyone can fly but you? Its really quite aggravating.
You call out angrily for her to come back, but it seems like she didn’t hear you at all. You follow her through the bamboo forest, but she slowly begins to pick up speed and you’re not exactly the fastest person around so you start to fall behind. You kinda hoped Aya was here, but now is not the time for regrets! You activate Jagermaster and just barely keep her in your sight as you weave through the bamboo and follow her out of the forest.

Once you break free of the forest, you see her suddenly pick up a LOT of speed (now that there is no more bamboo to get in the way) and she zooms away faster than you can hope to match. You continue to follow her single-mindedly (with the help of Jagermaster of course) and you just barely manage to keep up with her as she slows down and begins to land. She lands near a group of peasant looking people and walks on over to a small blonde child with an incredibly silly hat and begins to talk to her. You run right up to her in an attempt to engage conversation, but right when you do so, you realize that you’re in the middle of the human village again.
Uhh, oops? Stupid Jagermaster and its quirks, you didn’t notice where she was going at all!

“Sanae! Where have you been? You need to stop working so hard and enjoy yourself! Market day doesn’t last forever you know! C’mon! Lets go get some candy!” The small, incredibly happy blonde child is jumping up and down and tugging at Sanae’s sleeves. Oh god that hat has eyes on it. Why does it have eyes???

“Lady Suwako, it was a very desperate prayer that I couldn’t just ignore. This person was actually in danger!”
Huh, it looks like Sanae didn’t notice you following her at all and is talking to this…Suwako person completely oblivious of your presence.

“Oh ho, so it wasn’t a couple looking for a little ‘blessing’ this time?” Suwako gives Sanae a naughty smile and nudges her with her elbow. Sanae’s face turns beet red as if she remembered something incredibly embarrassing and hides her face with her hands.
Hey, why does that sound so familiar…?

“L-let’s just enjoy today while we still can! Let‘s go!” She says this hurriedly and grabs the small child by the hand and almost runs into the crowd of people gathered.

Oh wow, now that you think about it. There are a lot more people here than there were earlier today. You’re guessing that when you turned everything to night with thriller, everyone thought it really was a festival and they all started to gather. Well, its either that or something is causing the people to gather uncontrollably…

The sights and sounds of the “festival” really appeal to you. There are lights everywhere to compensate for the sudden change of day and there are a lot of fireworks being shot into the air. Hmm, didn’t Aya say something about Kappa or whatever being in charge of the fireworks? Plus the smell of food reminds you that, hey, you’re once again very hungry (and when are you ever NOT hungry?). At the thought of food, you suddenly remember your long lost friend, booze.
Oh booze, where did you go wrong?

HANG ON, do you really have time for booze, revelry, and booze? You were supposed to chase Sanae down and…oh.
Sanae’s gone.

You really need to focus on your priorities.

Well, you would love to go back to your family and friends, but you have no idea how to navigate through the bamboo forest back to Eientei. You don’t feel like getting lost in that horrible place and would rather not go back there anytime soon. Plus, the festival is calling to you…specifically, you hear a group of people chanting, “Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!!!” a short distance away with lots of cheering and manly laughter. Ugh, so tempting…

[x] Let’s go wet our whistle, shall we?
[x] Mmm, hungry…
[x] Wait a minute, you’re really curious about those fireworks.
[x] Well, let’s not make this a futile trip. Go find Sanae dammit.
[x] Stand there like a dope and wait for Aya or someone you know to find you.
>> No. 23686
[x] Well, let’s not make this a futile trip. Go find Sanae dammit.
>> No. 23687
>you're in the middle of the human village again.
HUZZAH!

[x] Let’s go wet our whistle, shall we?
Here's hoping we find a small horned girl.
>> No. 23688
[x] Let’s go wet our whistle, shall we?

We need beer to restore our ego, which is what we consider our health.
>> No. 23689
[X] Well, let’s not make this a futile trip. Go find Sanae dammit.

Our business isn't concluded yet.
>> No. 23691
[X] Well, let’s not make this a futile trip. Go find Sanae dammit.

Anon reminds me of a retarded, puppy with ADHD

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE!
>> No. 23693
[x]Go find Sanae.

Attention span of a hyperactive ferret, Anon. Ugh.
>> No. 23695
[X] Well, let’s not make this a futile trip. Go find Sanae dammit.
>> No. 23696
The thing about Anon's targeting system is that the rare times it's actual working, it has the wrong target.
>> No. 23698
[x]This is a festival, right? And festivals have games.
-[x]Go play every single festival game.
I can't believe we just left Yuuka there. Do you guys realize how many days it will take for her to catch up?
>> No. 23701
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[x] Well, let’s not make this a futile trip. Go find Sanae dammit.

You, despite all the wonderful and fun distractions, try to push forwards to find Sanae.

“Prime rib eye steak! Getchyer rib eye steak here!”
“Step on up and try my test of strength! The winner gets free whiskey and ribs all night!
“Fresh funnel cakes! Real cheap!”

My god, what is wrong with you? You can’t believe that you’re avoiding all this wonderful stuff just for one girl. Granted, you don’t have any money, but some of these things can be won by playing silly games!
Silly games!
You love silly games!
At least, you love silly games when the prize is delicious food.
Whatever, you’ll find stupid Sanae, THEN you’ll enjoy the festival/market day.

You continue to wade through the crowd while grumbling to yourself and you search for another 30 minutes before you stumble across a drinking competition. You can’t really see the competitors, but you know it’s a drinking contest from how everyone’s shouting about drinking and such. You are naturally drawn to this event and you manage to elbow your way through several lines of husky and burly men all the way to the front. You see a huge bearded man with a massive belly sitting at a table in the center of the crowd and he’s looking quite ill. Across from him is a little girl with strange curled horns growing out of her head and striking orange hair. There are chains hanging from her wrists and the back of her ponytail, but surprisingly, that’s not the strangest thing about her. The strangest thing is the fact that she’s somehow managing to out drink this whale of a man and that she’s laughing the entire time.

“C’mon! C’mon! You can go another round, can’t ya?”

She continues to taunt the big bearded man as he just simply blinks at her and mumbles something unintelligible. The little girl pours some unknown (but presumably) hard liquor into his shot with a gourd she has hanging from her belt. She pours herself a shot of the stuff and easily gulps it down as the bearded man just sits there and looks as his drink disdainfully. He takes it, looks at it some more for a few more seconds, then in one motion he tips his head back to drink it and continues backwards in his chair and falls flat on his back. The crowd erupts in cheers as the little girl takes another swig from her gourd. Then a much larger (and certainly much larger chest wise) blonde woman steps out of the crowd, raises the winner’s hand and announces her victory. You can’t help but notice that she also has a horn, but only a single, red one with a star on it growing directly out of her forehead.

“Anyone else want to go up against Suika? Are any of you man enough to challenge her to a drinking contest?” The blonde woman announces to the crowd as you can hear them muttering excuses.

“Oh come on! She’s already beaten 10 people in a row! Maybe she’s at her limit?”

Another murmur goes through the crowd as they don’t believe what she’s saying.

“Yeah right, Suika and Yuugi come by every market day to show off their drinking skills.” You hear one guy say, “Only the new guys and the foolish ones challenge them to a drinking contest.”

Ah well, that’s nice to hear. Back to searchin…wait a minute…

Directly across from where you are, on the other side of the circle of people viewing the drinking contest, you see Sanae standing there with Suwako eating some kind of cotton candy. Its about damn time you found them!

“You’re all a bunch of pussies! Are you all saying that you’re afraid of a little girl?!” Yuugi roars out at the crowd (probably drunk herself) and everyone but you nods at her. You suddenly see your target start to leave the crowd of people. Oh shit! She’s gonna get away if you don’t catch her now!

You try to run through the middle of the crowd of people and past Yuugi but, as you do, she wraps her arm around your neck and drags you towards her with incredible strength!

“Ah ha! I knew there was a man amongst you! So, tough guy, you think you can out drink Suika?” She squeezes you against her bountiful chest and, god, it’s a wonderful sensation…

No, wait! You don’t have time to be screwing around! You tell her to let you go because you have more important business to attend to.

“Aww, come on big boy, you afraid of poor little Suika over here?” She gestures to her drunken little friend who just sits there and gives you a drunken, “hiiiii~”.

You struggle against her powerful arm and you almost manage to get free, but she tightens her grip on your and holds you steadfast against her chest.

“Wow, you’re kinda strong, ain’tcha? How about this, you beat Suika and we’ll double the prize money, if you lose, well, you won’t lose more than what you put down, deal? Come on, I just doubled the prize for no extra cost! What have you got to lose?”

Well, Sanae for one thing, but you don’t have any money to gamble anyways. You focus all of your strength on your arms and you break her hold on you.

“Wow! You‘re really strong, huh?” You catch a glimmer in her eyes and a naughty smile crosses her face. “Let’s see just how manly you are. How about three different contests against the both of us? First one will be drinking, the second will be arm wrestling, and the third, should it come down to it, will be a good ol’ fight with our fists. First one to win two contests, wins the grand prize. What’s the prize? Well, the loser will have to obey the winner and do whatever they want.” She licks her lips in anticipation, “Hell, since there’s two of us, I’ll allow you to choose who you want to participate against. So do we have a deal?”

No dice, you turn around and start to walk away from them.

“What’s the matter…chicken?”

You stop for a second. Now you may not be the smartest, the best looking, or even the strongest person around, but nobody…NOBODY questions your bravery!

[x] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi, Suika>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Yuugi, Suika>
(Only one person per contest, meaning if Suika is drinking, then Yuugi will be arm wrestling and vice versa)
[x] Just take a hit to your manhood and get to Sanae.
>> No. 23702
[x] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Suika>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Yuugi>

YES. We shall best both oni at their respective strong suits, then raise an army of fanatics to combat Yukari. This plan is foolproof.
>> No. 23703
[x] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>

COME ON, JAGERMASTER JOE, BEAT THE ONIS! DO IT FOR GEORGE-Y BOY!
If you beat them, you might even get to have that silly gourd Suika has!
>> No. 23704
[x] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>

This way, since Yuugi already has some idea on our strength, we can Shock and Awe Suika with it, and do the same to Yuugi with our liquor capacity.
>> No. 23706
[X] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>

Can this story get even more over-the-top?
>> No. 23708
>Can this story get even more over-the-top?

Do you really need to ask?

[X] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>
>> No. 23709
>>23706
Once you've gone over the shark, the top is the next logical move.
>> No. 23710
>>23709
Are you frustrated?
>> No. 23712
>>23710
Nah, diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks.
>> No. 23713
But but... our family?

You guys suck
>> No. 23714
I'd piss against the tide but screw it.

[X] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>
>> No. 23716
>>23706
Time to travel back in time then.
>> No. 23717
[X] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>

And then Tenshi and our family shows up to find that we apparently left them behind to go get drunk and party with oni.
>> No. 23718
[x] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Suika>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Yuugi>
3. Fight <Yuugi>
Might as well put the fight option in, since its sure to come up.
>> No. 23719
>>23717
Nah, that'd be too preditable.

[X] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- <Yuugi>
2. Arm Wrestling- <Suika>
>> No. 23720
>>23717

No, no, they come back later than that, and find us with a whole new family. Or, alternate option, in a compromising position with both.

Worse, they might wait for us. And with Anon's typical attention span...
>> No. 23721
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[x] “Nobody calls me chicken, Yuugi! Nobody!”
1. Drinking contest- Yuugi
2. Arm wrestling- Suika


Alright then, she’s on. You haven’t had a drink in a long time, but she’d be a damn fool to challenge you to a drinking contest. You choose Yuugi as your first challenger and she gladly accepts.

“Pahahahaha! I didn’t think you’d really accept! Well then, let’s have a drink, shall we?”

Yuugi pushes Suika off of her chair (who then rolls along the ground in a giggly stupor) she sits down waiting for you. You sit right across from her and put on your best poker face as Suika suddenly gets up and gives you both a shot glass. Yuugi looks at it for a moment before tossing it backwards into the crowd.

“Naah, let’s ramp it up, shall we? Give us something bigger.”

Suika then, with the same pleasantly drunken face, pulls out two cups and places them before you. Yuugi once again inspects her cup and throws it backwards into the crowd again.

“Naaaaaah, bigger.”

Suika, once again, pulls out two 16 ounce beer mugs from out of nowhere (where is she getting those?) and sets them down in front of the both of you. Yuugi has an annoyed look on her face and tosses those away too.

“C’mon Suika, I want end this quickly and enjoy my prize. Bigger!”

Suika then pulls out two very ornate and very large beer steins and Yuugi finally has a satisfied look on her face. Hey, wait, are we drinking beer or…?

“Nope, we’re drinking sake from Suika’s gourd. We’re doing this oni style.”

So…oni’s drink from beer steins?

“Not really, but I just like how fancy it looks. LETS US BEGIN!”

The crowd cheers as Suika pours some of her sake from the gourd into both of your steins. Oh shit, there’s probably a lethal amount of alcohol in this stein, but you’ll be DAMNED if you stop now!
The both of you tilt back your drinks and down it in one go. You both finish your drink at the same time and you stare at each other for a bit. Goddamn that was rough…

“Damn man, that’s not natural. Are you sure you’re human?”

What’s the matter Yuugi? Not feeling so sure of yourself? You taunt her despite feeling quite unwell from consuming a large amount of alcohol in a very short amount of time.

“Grr, we’ll see about that. When I win, I’ll show you how rough oni lovin’ can be.”

Suika pours another round for the both of you and you say a quick little prayer and before drinking your poison. You both finish at the same time, but you’re not feeling too well. Ugh, who’s bright idea was it to drink sake out of beer steins?

“Wow, you’re a pretty tough guy. You drink sake and doesn’t afraid of anything, y’know?”

Yuugi’s speech is starting to get slurred and scrambled and you’re probably not any better off than she is. Despite your incredible endurance, you start feeling sick as your body rejects the vast amount of alcohol you consumed. Hell, where is it all even going?? You wouldn’t be surprised if you already consumed a gallon of alcohol…

“C’mon, c’mon, one more, let’s keep going. Don’t stop now…”

You can tell Yuugi’s absolutely wasted by now, and you are as well…You’re pretty sure no human, oni…thing could consume an entire gallon of liquid in a sitting (let alone a gallon of alcohol), so you’re not so sure about this…

[x] DRINK! GO, GO, GO!
[x] No, wait, drink it slowly.
[x] There’s gotta be something you can do… <insert solution here!>
>> No. 23722
[*]Jagermaster and Shock and Awe
-[*]Grope Yuugi while chugging straight from Suika's gourd.

Yeah I got nothin. Let's go out in a blazing glory!
>> No. 23724
[*]Jagermaster and Shock and Awe
[*] Drink straight from the guord while shaking Yuugi's head by her horn.

Talk about love handle
>> No. 23725
[x] No, wait, drink it slowly.

Take it easy, okay~?
>> No. 23727
[X] Channel the power of THOR (or Jagermaster, which ever is cooler), the God of Thunder, AND CHUG THAT GOURD DOWN UNTIL THE SEAS START DRAINING!
[X] Do it while doing the Captain Morgan pose, with Yuugi as your step.

WE CAN DO IT! THE SEAS WILL DRAIN AND THERE WILL BE UNTOLD DROUGHTS EVERYWHERE!
>> No. 23728
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X] Channel the power of THOR AND CHUG THAT GOURD DOWN UNTIL THE SEAS START DRAINING!
[X] Do it while doing the Captain Morgan pose, with Yuugi as your step.

Ah, what the hell. And screw you.

Only this once.
>> No. 23729
[X] Channel the power of THOR (or Jagermaster, which ever is cooler), the God of Thunder, AND CHUG THAT GOURD DOWN UNTIL THE SEAS START DRAINING!
[X] Do it while doing the Captain Morgan pose, with Yuugi as your step.

Has Joe succeeded in anything without it being crazy awesome to absurd proportions?
>> No. 23730
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>>23729

The Wild Awesomeness
By some guy...
He wants to stop the awesomeness
But he can't
He walks, and when he walks awesomeness occurs.
It's his curse
It's his eternal curse
He wants to stop the awesomeness
IT'S HIS CURSE
IT'S HIS FUCKING CURSE!
HE WANTS TO STOP THE AWESOMNESS
PLEASE!
STOP THE AWESOMENESS
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah, I need to stop listening to Sander Cohen.
I don't even know how this will end, but I know it will end somehow with awesomeness.

And maybe with an empty gourd.
>> No. 23731
[X] Channel the power of THOR (or Jagermaster, which ever is cooler), the God of Thunder, AND CHUG THAT GOURD DOWN UNTIL THE SEAS START DRAINING!
[X] Do it while doing the Captain Morgan pose, with Yuugi as your step.

Just hope we dont end up sleeping with any of the Oni cause of this. Mind you thats only cause Yuuka will catch up....eventually.
>> No. 23733
[X] Channel the power of THOR (or Jagermaster, which ever is cooler), the God of Thunder, AND CHUG THAT GOURD DOWN UNTIL THE SEAS START DRAINING!
[X] Do it while doing the Captain Morgan pose, with Yuugi as your step.

We have the Badass trait. If we die, it will be in a badass way. Alcohol poisoning won't even factor. An epic duel with Yuggi that lasts 30 days and forty nights while the both of you are drunk out of your minds will be the proper way to go at this moment if it involves alcohol.

>>23731

Better hope we win then, because Yuugi explicitly said she would do just that if we lose.

> When I win, I’ll show you how rough oni lovin’ can be.
>> No. 23734
[X] Channel the power of THOR (or Jagermaster, which ever is cooler), the God of Thunder, AND CHUG THAT GOURD DOWN UNTIL THE SEAS START DRAINING!
[X] Think about the consequences of losing... will you cheat on your dear wife again?
>> No. 23735
>>23734

Technically, it's not cheating as more so rape.
Hey, don't look at me like that, men can get raped too.
Then again, like Yuuka would even think that's possible...
Yeah. Joe better win this one. I don't know how Joe will appease Yuuka if we lost.
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