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23288 No. 23288
Hokai, new thread, vote here for the continuation of my previous post.

Here are your options again:

[x] Wake everyone up and go Alice’s house. You have to apologize to her for not being at Aya’s house in time to meet her.
[x] You need to cure that horrible urge inside you before it takes control again, try to find someone experienced in medicine to help you.
[x] Let’s go see how Reimu’s doing.
[x] Who was that green haired person from last night?
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>> No. 23289
[x] Who was that green haired person from last night? Perhaps she's working for Yukari as well?

Heck, at this rate, we shouldn't trust too many people. And funny picture, man. Wonder what Yukari's reading...
>> No. 23290
[X] Go check on Marisa and Aya.
[X] Wake everyone up and go Alice’s house. You have to apologize to her for not being at Aya’s house in time to meet her.

>(Fun fact: Aya was watching from the stairway and enjoying the spectacle.)

But did she take pictures?
>> No. 23291
[x] Wake everyone up and go Alice’s house. You have to apologize to her for not being at Aya’s house in time to meet her.
[x] Ask Aya about someone experienced in medicine as to cure that urge and make that the next stop.
>> No. 23292
>>23284

The thing is, what other skills did we need at that moment? If we were in combat or whatever, sure, but we were alone with Marisa and resisting was the only thing we needed to focus on. Instead, we ended up violating her, giving Aya one hell of a show, possibly lost an ally in Alice should she decide to blow us up before listening to our explanations, and finally, had a near death encounter with Yuuka to boot. Or at least almost threw Marisa into one.

But now I'm curious if Jagermaster would have worked, or what would have happened if we'd tried it.

Anyway:

[x] Ask Aya about someone experienced in medicine as to cure that urge.
[x] After that is sorted out, go Alice’s house. You have to apologize to her for not being at Aya’s house in time to meet her.
>> No. 23293
[x] Go check on Marisa and Aya.
[x] Ask Aya about someone experienced in medicine as to cure that urge.
[x] After that is sorted out, go Alice ’s house. You have to apologize to her for not being at Aya ’s house in time to meet her.
[x] Keep in mind about that woman in green hair(not Yuuka lol)
>> No. 23294
>It seems like neither of you has noticed her watching you bang Marisa.
You are such a romantic.
>> No. 23295
[ø] Go visit Alice, alone
[ø] Ask her if she waited for a long time at Aya's house.

I hope this will lead to Alice mentioning or hinting something about how "close" Joe and Marisa became, so that Joe catches the drift and apologizes and explains what really happened right away, instead making it seem like he's trying to cover up for what had happened yesterday if Joe was to not realize that Alice knew what happened.

Also, congrats on your third thread, I think the only other time where /border/ saw this much activity was when HLA R1 and AoD R1 was being updated regularly.
>> No. 23296
>>23285

Man, that was hot and satisfying to read. Literally.

That pic is somewhat arousing yet funny to see.
>> No. 23297
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>>23296
Actually, I toned down the visual descriptions of the...ahem "naughty" parts as much as possible.

Lets just say that it takes me about 2 pages in Microsoft Word to type out a single update (this time was 2 1/2 pages) and if I didn't take out a lot of the details, than the post would literally be twice the size that it usually is (no pun intended) which would be about 5 full pages of eroticism.

Of course, this isn't that kind of story and I don't think you guys would want to read something like that anyways, especially not 5 pages worth at least.

So yeah, gonna maybe work on the next update, but mostly likely catch some sleep. See you next update.
>> No. 23298
>>23297
At least not all the time, an occasional scene wouldn't hurt; mainly with Yuuka.
>> No. 23299
So are we going to take the virginity of just about every single female we come across?

[X] You need to cure that horrible urge inside you before it takes control again, try to find someone experienced in medicine to help you.

Eirin would make a good ally, don't you think?
>> No. 23300
>>23297

Perhaps you can start a thread at /at/ for ero-write purpose. I, for one feel you should since I want more detailed parts of Marisa's scene.

>>23299
>So are we going to take the virginity of just about every single female we come across?

If it does happen, OP have to change the title to King of Gensokyo or change Joe's name to Rance and have him declare all women in Gensokyo are his.

And sooner or later, Marisa will come to Joe and declare 'I'm yours and I'll do anything for you' and become his 3rd girl.(1st/2nd you can guess who.) Then, his harem will continue to spread throughout Gensokyo. Nice if it were to happen and if only Yuuka allow him to have a polygamy life.
>> No. 23301
[X] You need to cure that horrible urge inside you before it takes control again, try to find someone experienced in medicine to help you.
Before we go back with Alice, and continue or quest, we gotta take of that 'thing' Lest we keep tempting our dear Flower Youkai to rip our head off.
>> No. 23302
[x] Let’s go see how Reimu’s doing.
[x] Who was that green haired person from last night?

Let's go visiting with the urge still hidden away inside us. This will have no negative consequences.
>> No. 23303
[x] Let’s go see how Reimu’s doing.
[x] Who was that green haired person from last night?

(sarcasm)What could possibly go wrong?(sarcasm)
>> No. 23304
[X] You need to cure that horrible urge inside you before it takes control again, try to find someone experienced in medicine to help you.
>> No. 23306
>>23301
hence asking Aya about it as she'd know much and it'd save much random wandering. But Alice is a loose thread that shouldn't be left alone for too long.
>> No. 23307
>Its clear to you now that whatever the thing controlling you isn’t just simple chemicals altering your mind, but something made of pure evil.
Wouldn't this mean that Eirin's drugs might not necessarily work at all? If anything, it might be better to go visit the local curse goddess, and you just happen to be on her mountain anyway.

It would certainly be better than having Eirin give us her latest experimental drug that makes things worse, so that we end up banging her and a couple of rabbits at the same time.

[x] You need to cure that horrible urge inside you before it takes control again, try to find someone experienced in curses and evil magic to help you.
(changed and deleted my earlier vote)
>> No. 23308
>>23307
I'd think Aya might end up suggesting Hina anyways once she hears about it; that or the "pure evil" bit is a bit of exaggeration as Joe said that about his body giving Marisa her hat back. Whatever the mushroom stuff is, it's polite enough to give the hat back while ravaging her.

And I'm suspecting we might end up with a unwanted harem at this rate; that or we should ignore any write-ins as the last two resulted in two magicians being deflowered.
>> No. 23309
[x] Let’s go see how Reimu’s doing.
[x] Who was that green haired person from last night?

The problems this can not cause are next to none! ...Wait. I think I did that wrong.
>> No. 23311
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[x] Go check on Marisa and Aya.
[x] After that is sorted out, go to Alice’s house. You have to apologize to her for not being at Aya’s house in time to meet her.

(Its Wednesday again, I’m gonna be super busy so don’t expect another update sometime soon. Also, I finally got a name because after this story I’m gonna do a DUAL CYOA with a friend of mine)

Well, its morning, time to mosey on out. You’re still not so sure as to what you’re going to do today, but apologizing to Alice seems to be top priority right now. You’ll decide what to do afterwards when you cross that bridge.

Its time to rouse your party members into actions, so you start with the nearest one, Yuuka. You gently shake Yuuka in an attempt to wake her up. She just scowls and holds onto you tighter in response. Ugh, she’s probably not a morning person, so you try to get up and let her sleep for a little bit without you.
You suddenly find yourself held down with incredible force as Yuuka’s face turns into a scowl. She mumbles something to herself as she hugs you in a vice like grip.

Uh oh, you seem to be stuck. The more you struggle, the tighter she holds onto you. You whisper to her that if she lets you go, you’ll give her more loving later and she, regretfully, lets you go. What, was she pretending to be asleep this entire time?

You get up and Yuuka rolls over and continues to sleep. After what happened last night, you’re worried about how Marisa’s doing. You sorta lost track of time while making love to Yuuka, so you’re actually not too sure where she went. You wander around Aya’s house until you find a guestroom with Marisa sleeping on a makeshift bed made of blankets and pillows (she must have raided Aya’s storage room). You gently shake Marisa on the shoulder and, unlike Yuuka, she actually gets up. Marisa looks at you with groggy eyes and blinks a couple times before clearing her head.

“Ugh, g’mornin’, ze.”

She mumbles a slurred greeting to you as she stumbles out of bed. Her hair is all ruffled up but, most noticeably, her clothing is still torn from last night. You tell her to go back home, get dressed, and to meet up at Alice’s house. She kind of blinks dazedly at you and nods in agreement. Looks like she’s not a morning person either. Marisa stumbles away to the front door where she flies groggily towards her home.

Hokai, time to get Aya, you figure she’d be upstairs so up the stairs you go. There’s a few rooms up here, one being a bathroom, the other being a huge room where you assume she does all her printing and newspaper related stuff, and the last being her bedroom. Her door is open and so you walk in to see the room is in a state of despair. Blouses, skirts, and panties of all kind litter the floor and various furniture all around the room. You see Aya sprawled out on her bed in a nightgown with a blissfully peaceful expression on her face. As you enter her room, you suddenly think to yourself, what was she doing last night while you were with Marisa and Yuuka? You quickly scan the room for her camera and find nothing. Damn! You’re almost positive she took pictures of what happened and you plan to get rid of them. You start to dig through her drawers and desk in search of her camera until a voice makes you freeze in place.

“Are you looking for my panties? They’re not that hard to find.”

Aya’s sitting at the edge of her bed looking at you with interest as she catches you red-handed. Hang on, you’re not a panty thief, you just want her damn camera. You ask her where her camera is and she looks bored with your question.

“Huh? Is that all you want? Its in my printing room.” She says this with a disappointed tone of voice.

You notice that she’s sitting in a very unladylike position with her legs open and her panties are visible to you. The little voice in your head from last night speaks up, “quite bold, isn’t she? Why don’t you indulge her for a bit?”

You shake your head and ignore the voice, Aya’s just teasing you is all. You tell her to meet you downstairs after she‘s gets dressed as you leave her room and head towards the printing room.

Amazingly enough, the printing room is exceptionally clean. There’s no clothing, no stray papers, nothing messy at all. In the middle of the room is an elaborate printing machine with a monitor on it, and plugged into the monitor is the camera Aya always has with her. On the side of the monitor you see the words “Nitori” etched into it. You take the camera and look at all the images. Lucky for you, she hasn’t deleted any of them and the pictures date back to almost a week before you arrived in Gensokyo. Hmm, you delete all those naughty photos she took of you with Alice and Yuuka, but other than that, there’s nothing else. Huh, you guess she didn’t know about what happened last night after all. You unplug the camera and take it downstairs with you.

You see both Yuuka and Aya sitting opposite of each other at a table completely dressed and ready to go. Damn they’re fast! Yuuka’s giving Aya this menacing, but polite smile and Aya’s eyes dart around nervously, looking for any escape. Wow, its as if she already knows Aya’s up to no good. As soon as Aya sees you at the bottom of the staircase, she leaps towards you in an attempt to escape Yuuka’s constant gaze and asks you what your plans are now (after she takes back her camera).

Okay, so, here’s the plan. You’re going to go to Alice’s house, meet up with Marisa and Alice, and then…something. You haven’t really thought too far into it seeing as how planning to do ONE thing always is met with constant distractions and harassments from everyone around you, so you like to take things one step at a time.
SO, before Yuuka decides your guide is too much of a threat to her love life, you decide to head on out to Alice’s house as fast as you can before something stops you.

You open the door to see a woman with brilliant blue hair and red eyes standing there with her hand raised, as if ready to knock on the door. She’s surprised by the door opening right when she’s about to knock on it, but quickly composes herself.

“Ah, did you sleep well? I hope you did because you’re coming with me.”

Hang on, what’s that on her hat?
You inspect her hat closely.

Are those…are those peaches?

[x] OH FUCK you LOVE peaches! Take her hat and wear it for maximum peach POWAH. Then, EAT the peaches because you just realize how little you ate yesterday and how hungry you are now. FUCKIN’ PEACHES MAN.
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW.
[x] Punch her in the face and take her hat at the same time. PEACHES.

Yeah, your only choices are take her hat, take her hat politely, or take her hat violently. You’re going to get that hat dammit.
Oh, and vote for whether or not you want me to go into detail for the “ecchi scenes” A word of caution though, I will spare NO detail for any of the scenes, so they’ll probably be one big, naughty update (no pun intended). This includes all the scenes that exclude Yuuka if Joe somehow gets himself into another situation with another woman.

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
[x] NO! My virgin eyes are burning from the details!
[x] No seriously, I don’t want to see that kind of stuff.

Fun Fact: I believe Scarlet Weather Rhapsody was the first Touhou I’ve ever played (it was either that or IaMP…but I remember getting stuck on Iku because I didn‘t understand the grazing mechanic, so I‘m sure it was SWR). So I was scanning the characters, I saw Tenshi with her peach hat and we both FLIPPED OUR SHIT. Here’s a fragment of our conversation:
Me- “OH SHIT are those PEACHES on her hat?!”
Friend- “holy FUCK they ARE!
Me- “I want peaches on MY hat!”
Friend- “Man, FUCK yo hat, you don’t have peaches on your hat!”
Me- “GodDAMN I want some peaches right now.”

And it continued on like that for about 5 minutes until we both went and bought ourselves a can of peaches.
>> No. 23312
[x] OH GOD, THE PEACH ASSAILANT! PUNCH HER AND FORCE HER TO DROP HER HAT!

Too bad you aren't a crocodile. Crocodiles prefer to eat the Peach Assailant.
>> No. 23313
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>This includes all the scenes that exclude Yuuka
wat
>> No. 23314
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

Joe needs a new hat now thathe's lost Marisa's.

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23315
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

{x} I'm impartial on the echi
>> No. 23316
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23317
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW.

Awesome hat with awesome fruit. Joe better go thank Sanae 'cause it's a motherfuckin miracle.

>our conversation
You forgot the part where I thought they were apples.
>> No. 23318
[x]Peaches are disgusting and you want no part of them.
[x]I'm down for ecchi
Shitty fruit. Apples and grapes are better.
>> No. 23321
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW
[x] I'm impartial on the ecchi

Why didn't we take Marisa's hat back yet? And what about Aya's hat? We need to build-- and keep! our hat collection so we can craft the legendary Towering Pillar of Hats masterwork item.
>> No. 23322
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW
-[X] Politely, of course.

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23323
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW
[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23324
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23325
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you …oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW.

[x] YES! Give me those hawts scenes!

Hooray! More fappable stuff! I'm excited!
>> No. 23326
[x] Punch her in the face and take her hat at the same time. PEACHES. You're hungry and you don't have time to waste.

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23327
x] OH FUCK you LOVE peaches! Take her hat and wear it for maximum peach POWAH. Then, EAT the peaches because you just realize how little you ate yesterday and how hungry you are now. FUCKIN’ PEACHES MAN.

[ecchi]yes
>> No. 23328
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW.
[X] YES
So that's why that update was so short... you had to cut down all the details... all the naughty, juicy details...
>> No. 23329
[x] Punch her in the face and take her hat at the same time. PEACHES. You're hungry and you don't have time to waste.

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!
>> No. 23330
[X] Coming with me? My wife is needing my mighty man stick right now. Yuuka get's cranky when she doesn't get it shoved in her.
>> No. 23331
[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

Also, I'm probably gonna be the only one voting for this, but...

[x] No seriously, I don’t want to see that kind of stuff.

We need more epic displays of raw MANLINESS, and the ecchi will only get in the way. Not to mention, doing that will probably end up with Joe banging every girl in Gensokyo before everything is done, and how will we ever get anything done then?

But I may have misunderstood your statement. If you were talking about writing as normal, and throwing all the Ecchi from various scenes into one big update every now and then, keeping them seperate from the main body of the story, then amend my vote to

[x] I'm impartial on the ecchi.
>> No. 23332
Marisa took being raped pretty well. I mean, it wasn't our fault and we obviously tried to stop, but she seemed to cheer up right after it happened.

I guess no DOES mean yes.
>> No. 23333
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Why have so many stories recently been "hurf durf manly punch in snout to establish dominance" crap? It's starting to remind me of the Invader Zim fangirl "lolrandum *holds up spork*" stuff... but with more neckbeards.
>> No. 23334
>>23333

I assume because the anons are demanding it be that way? I don't know, I guess it's a trend.
>> No. 23335
>>23333

This used to be a lot cooler when punching was a last resort opposed to being drunk/moonwalking. Now we're just "stereotypical shonen musclehead #108".
>> No. 23336
>>23335
>#108

Funny you should say that...
>> No. 23337
This.

We also should have equiped boogeyman and scared the shit out of Rumia.

Remember, most of Gensokyo are loli's.
>> No. 23338
>>23333
newfags who want to buck the trend of helpless guy and more or less overcompensate; at least the last few things, with this writer and >>23334 has proven quite enjoyable.
>> No. 23339
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>>23338
>at least the last few things, with this writer and >>23334 has proven quite enjoyable.
... This story and that one are the annoying "hurfdurf" stories.
>> No. 23340
Not every story needs to be a serious one.
It's nice to have some lighthearted and oft-retarded fun once in a while.
>> No. 23341
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>>23340
This is a bad retarded story.
For an example of a good one, see Derp Wars or DtRT.
Whatev. I'll stop shitting up the thread and let guys like >>23300 shit it up in my place.
>> No. 23342
[x] OH FUCK you LOVE peaches! Take her hat and wear it for maximum peach POWAH. Then, EAT the peaches because you just realize how little you ate yesterday and how hungry you are now. FUCKIN’ PEACHES MAN.

[x] Porn is fine too.

>>23337
Why didn't you post that earlier?
>> No. 23343
>>23335
...second this motion.
>> No. 23345
>>23300
Actually, it was good in the beginning. It did not have this Mary Sue feeling at all. Driving around with Chen, doing stupid things and such.

Since the power up choices it went steadily downhill. Nothing about Average Joe anymore. Something like beat up strong touhou - she falls in love with mc, repeat. You can already see the ending. Beat up Yukari - she falls in love with MC, whole Touhou harem. Maybe a few minor differences here and there but that's it.

But hey, it is in /border/ and people enjoy it. So let them.
>> No. 23346
I actually agree with the way this story has taken a turn away from what drew me to it in the first place. The original point was to stay out of Gensokyo. It was worth it just to see Yukari so enraged that she wanted us to beg her to send us there.

And then she pushed us into a gap anyway, and that one interesting goal was lost. I mean, technically it means we won against her, and twice since we survived being dropped in Yuuka's sunflower field. But it makes me wonder how much more delayed things would have been if we had chosen that Sesame Street trash can option.

Hey, the story is still amusing for what it is now. It's just that it's not what it was. And well, I'm not that interested in any sort of harem quest, or sexual interactions that we can't opt out of, etc. I don't love it or hate it, I'm just indifferent. I don't really want to say the same thing about the story overall, but there isn't a lot to stay interested in now.
>> No. 23347
[x] Punch her in the face and take her hat at the same time. PEACHES.

That would be awesome.

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!

Raping her is fine too.
>> No. 23348
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[x] No, don’t do that. Perhaps she’s a polite young woman with an excellent social upbringing who will listen to you…oh wait, are those PEACHES?! OH FUCK you better grab that hat NOW

[x] YES! Give me those hawt scenes!


The hat on the blue-haired woman’s head suddenly and mysteriously ends up upon yours. This strange occurrence may or may not have involved your hand in anyway, but now you have a flippin’ sweet hat to replace the one you lost previously. And its got PEACHES.

“HEY! What do you think you’re doing?!”

Well, now that you solved that problem, its time to go to Alice’s house. You turn to tell Aya to lead the way as usual, but the blue-haired woman grab’s your shoulder and turns you back to face her.

“I said give me back my damn hat!”

You blink, well clearly the hat has chosen a new owner, and you gladly accepted the responsibility of owning a new hat. You pluck a peach from the top of your hat and indulge in your responsibility. This peach, however, is INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS and you completely ignore this woman’s demands and continue enjoying your peach.

“GRR! Don’t you know who I am?!”

The Juggernaut? You reference something she cannot possibly have understood and blinks at you a couple times in confusion before realizing that you’re making fun of her. She grabs you by your neck and lifts you up with one hand, demonstrating her physical power.

“I’m Tenshi Hinanai! I sent you that invitation yesterday and you rudely declined! What does ‘nuts’ mean anyways?!”

Heh, even though she’s lifting you by your neck, it doesn’t hurt at all, nor is it very intimidating to you. You also chuckle at another reference that went way over Tenshi’s head and she starts to grow furious with your attitude. She brings you incredibly close to her face, a technique that reminds you of something from a while back, and snarls a threat at you.

“Don’t toy with me, human. You may be strong, but you can never even hope to compare to my power! Now submit to me and you may yet enjoy the life you live!”

Hmm, that’s nice. She doesn’t seem like the person to spontaneously threaten people and you think she’s actually bluffing with all that rage to get you to do what she wants. Well, if she’s had her eye on you for a while, then she’s supposed to know that intimidation doesn’t work well on you. Maybe she’s trying to get you mad or something. You finish your peach and reach for another one, but Tenshi quick snatches your hat off your head and places it back onto hers.

“Gimme that! It was a gift and you have no right to touch it! Now listen closely, I know all your dirty little secrets and will expose them to everyone if you don’t submit to me now.”

Yawn. You already dealt with Aya. Normally you’d get upset at something like this, but its still early in the morning and you don’t feel like bothering with this nuisance. Wait a minute…You see that there are 4 peaches still on the hat. When you first saw Tenshi, she had 4 peaches on the hat. You took the hat and ate one peach…and yet there’s still four more remaining…
That must mean…

“What’s the matter? Are you scared of me now? Don’t you want to stop me from ruining your precious name? Huh!?”

This hat…it must be some kind of magical hat! You reach forward and grab another juicy peach from her hat to confirm your suspicions and, sure enough, a little tiny speck appears where the peach was and in a few seconds it grows to full size. MY GOD! Its like a little peach factory you wear on your head! Why, that’s the best kind of hat there is! You take a hearty bite out of the peach in your hand and you take back your hat and place it in its rightful place. Aya and Yuuka are watching this little scene from over your shoulder and chuckle at how much you’re frustrating Tenshi.

She sees how very little progress she’s making with you and lets you drop freely to the ground. She then immediately slaps the peach out of your hand, and it bounces down the slope and continues to roll until its out of sight.
Okay, now you’re pissed. She could have settled this peacefully and diplomatically, but she had to go and ruin your breakfast.

Nobody fucks with your breakfast.

“Oh, did I hit a nerve I wonder? What, are you going to hit me now? Are you going to punish me? Come on then, do it faggot! Hit me! Some people claim you’re the strongest in Gensokyo, so prove it! I think you’re a pussy! A faggot! Queer! Homo!”

She has this smug grin on her face continues shouting names at you, but you only care about that peach she slapped away. Sure you have an infinite supply of peaches from your portable peach factory (which is what you’re going to call it from now on), but she just opened up old wounds. Way back from a more simpler time, when a certain someone ruined your breakfast…

[x] Slap the shit out of her!
[x] Not good enough, punch the shit out of her, and then throw her to Yuuka to play with.
[x] Hokuto Zankai Ken, she’ll die for her insolence.
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.
[x] If you don’t say anything, then she’ll go away eventually…


I’ve read all of your posts, opinions, and complaints, and I have to say that I definately agree that the original idea of this CYOA GREATLY differs from what it originally was. Whether or not that was a good thing I’ll leave you to decide.
Honestly, Joe wasn’t supposed to survive past my 10th update. Hell, the second update actually had a bad-end in it and every choice beyond that had AT LEAST one bad-end. HOWEVER, you guys have managed to avoid those pitfalls so well, Joe began to grow a personality of his own. Joe wasn’t even supposed to live long enough to have that happen, but because of your smart choices (or pure dumb luck) it happened anyway. I guess it was because of Joe’s lovable personality that, admittedly, even I grew attached to this man with a death wish. I just couldn’t kill him off…He’s the lovable bastard that curses like a sailor, drinks like a man, and does it all with no regrets (speaking of drinking, that‘ll come up later on in the story). The more and more he tested fate (and the more you guys somehow avoided my bad ends), the more tragic it would become when I would have to inevitably kill him off. Honestly, it was REALLY supposed to end with Yukari in that alleyway, but what kind of an ending would that have been? So…I gave him a little boost to his survivability, just to keep him alive for just a bit longer and you know the drill. Those with power seeks more power. Joe was always on the verge of getting killed off at anytime and you guys didn’t want to see Joe die off like a red-shirt, so you jumped at the aspect of power like any sane person would have done. It transformed from a “can you survive?” environment to a “Let’s kick some ass” story.
Is this a good or bad thing? I don’t know, but I still find it entertaining to write and will continue to do so. So long as even ONE person wants to see this story to its inevitable conclusion, then I shall continue to write with as much gusto as I normally do. If you’re one of the people who’s hated the way the story ended up and is reading this right now…Well, there’s really no point in continuing to read because Joe ended up based on the a majority of votes. The majority wants him to be this way and I will continue to willingly to indulge them because Joe is as much MY character as it is THEIR character. They make the choices and I say what happens (admittedly, I did put in some traps in the obvious choices *cough*drinkingwithalice*cough* so that makes me a sneaky bastard). However, if you wish for Joe to do something that he would “normally” do, then ignore my own suggested choice of action and write-in your own vote and have everyone jump on the bandwagon. If you just simply can’t bother with that, then Joe died for you a long time ago. If you absolutely, positively detest this story with all your heart and soul, then just leave. I have no idea why you’re here and still reading.
I really don’t mind when you guys post your opinions and constructive criticism, in fact I kind of like it because that means I must have done something right to have garnered your attention. Its unfortunate I cannot cater to everyone’s desires, but I have to go with the majority of the votes and the show must go on. So, to end this long, pointless rant, lets all tip one back in celebration of Joe’s health.

Oh, and to the guy that thinks he knows the ending: PFFT, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’m a bitter bastard (can you tell from how I made Joe a children-hating drunken bastard?) and I don’t believe in happy endings. This doesn’t mean that he’ll have a bad ending…maybe. Have fun with your spoiler.

>> No. 23349
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.
>> No. 23350
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.

>rant
tl;dr Joe changed, stop crying, if you don't like it don't read Negima, etc.
>> No. 23351
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
>> No. 23352
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] And leave her behind. You need to be somewhere, remember?

Indulge her, I want. But an eyesore, this is. And ignore her, we must.
>> No. 23353
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
>> No. 23355
[x] "Yuuka, this brat here just called your beloved husband a homosexual. In other words, she just implied that you have low enough standards that sleeping with a homosexual was enough to satisfy you. Do you have anything to say to her about that?" (Or basically, something to this effect, if my wording was choosen poorly)
[x] Sit back and enjoy the fireworks to come.
[x] After Yuuka is done, leave Tenshi, or rather, what remains of her behind. We have somewhere to be, remember?

This is probably crazy and out of the box enough to end up awesome.
>> No. 23356
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
>> No. 23357
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.

What seperates a Gentleman from a ruffian? Uh... Something.
And besides, enough pounding the crap out of people for a few updates, I hope we have a calm spot. For at least an update...
>> No. 23358
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.

even Joe needs a break from the fighting/sexing.
>> No. 23359
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] And leave her behind. You need to be somewhere, remember?
>> No. 23360
[x] Not good enough, punch the shit out of her, and then throw her to Yuuka to play with.

Yuuka x Tenshi sex?
>> No. 23361
[x] "Yuuka, this brat here just called your beloved husband a homosexual. In other words, she just implied that you have low enough standards that sleeping with a homosexual was enough to satisfy you. Do you have anything to say to her about that?" (Or basically, something to this effect, if my wording was choosen poorly)
[x] Sit back and enjoy the fireworks to come.
[x] After Yuuka is done, leave Tenshi, or rather, what remains of her behind. We have somewhere to be, remember?

This could just as easily turn badly for us. But Joe has had more than enough power-tripping for now.
>> No. 23362
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.

Let's NOT sic Yuuka on people! And NOT give Tenshi the conflict she obviously is looking for!
>> No. 23363
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[X] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[X] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[X] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.

U MAD, TENSHI?
>> No. 23365
[X] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[X] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[X] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
>> No. 23366
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.

No need to be violent ALL the time. Only when its needed.
>> No. 23367
[X] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[X] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[X] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.

> Author spoiler

So you're one of those people who believe in earning your good ending?
>> No. 23368
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
>> No. 23369
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.
>I will continue to willingly to indulge them because Joe is as much MY character as it is THEIR character. They make the choices and I say what happens
That is good. Good. The worst thing is to suddenly change course because people did not like things. Just be sure to not always include: beat the shit out of her, rape rape rape, beat more up, kill, finish her. You need to add neutral or peaceful options too.
Like the Tenshi options. We had no choice other than fuck her up.
>> No. 23370
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
>> No. 23371
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.
>> No. 23372
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.
>> No. 23373
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.
[x] Why must we be so violent to women? Just talk her down, jeeze.
>> No. 23374
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23374
[x] Ready your stance, stretch your hand as far as you can to the back, and then release the mighty force on your hand towards her while saying "Bitchslap, brat."
[x] But stop at a few inches from her face and say that you're just joking.
[x] Pat her on the head. Children should be treated as such.


Yeah, it was fun teasing her while it lasted, but now she won’t shut the hell up. Ki begins to streak across your body and you wave your arms into a threatening stance. You’re tired of this particular distraction and its time to do away with her. You can see her body trembling in…um…fear? You’re actually not too sure because she’s smiling lewdly and blushing hard. Her breathing is getting heavy and her eyes have that, “YES! I waited so long for this moment!” kind of look.

Well this is kind of awkward. You decide to instead play a little prank on your rude new intruder and you bring your fist back and “power it up” with Godhand. You over exaggerate you movements and Tenshi’s breathing gets faster and faster in anticipation. You thrust your fist towards her head with a loud “ATAA!”, but stop it at the last second, right before you hit her face. Her body trembles violently for a second, as though she almost had an orgasm, and blinks a few times. She collapses onto her knees and continues to tremble as looks up at you. You walk up to her and, with the same hand that you threw the punch with, pat her lightly on the head. You tell her that children shouldn’t play with adults and you walk past her.
Aya and Yuuka walk past her as well and your party leaves Tenshi’s trembling form behind.

“Wait! Come back! You were supposed to hit me! Come back and punish me!” A voice calls out to you, but you ignore it and continue on.

“You should have raped the bitch” says the voice in your head, only a little stronger this time, but you shake it off and ignore it like everything else.

Aya, once again takes the lead but this time Yuuka takes your arm and you walk with your lady in a gentlemanly fashion. It seems like she wants to keep you close to prevent other women from getting their hands on you (or vice versa) and you’re perfectly happy with that. What you’re not happy with is how Tenshi came running after you shortly afterwards and demands that you punish her. My god, why won’t she just leave you alone??

Yuuka tightens her hold on your arm and brings you closer to her when Tenshi tries to grab you. You smell the sweet fragrance of an assortment of flowers coming from Yuuka as she gives off a very threatening aura to let Tenshi know that she’s come WAY to close to her lover.

“Y-you just can’t leave me like that! If you think that I’m a child, then shouldn’t you discipline me for saying bad words?”

Tenshi’s voice isn’t so aggressive anymore and her flustered behavior gives away her true intentions. She obviously wants you to hurt her for whatever reason or, at the very least, give her some attention. Yuuka’s eye, for a brief moment, twitches once as it seems her patience is running very thin.

“See? Should have raped her. It solves everything!” says that annoying voice in your head even louder this time, but you suppress the voice again and make a mental note to find someone to cure this problem as soon as possible. But for now, you have to deal with that perpetual nuisance called “Tenshi” before she becomes a fine red mist.

[x] Wait, why do you care what happens to Tenshi? Let Yuuka have her way with her.
[x] No, that would be utterly ungentlemanly to let your love do all the work. You’ll make Tenshi go away…with VIOLENCE.
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. <Insert diplomatic strategy here>
>> No. 23375
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Let us have... OUR AFTERNOON TEA! Even if it isn't afternoon.

We'll be so awesome we'll have our afternoon tea WHENEVER the hell we want. And have it with WHOEVER we want. Just... have to find the tea.
>> No. 23378
[X] Use the pressure points to leave Tenshi in a state of constant agony/bliss.
[X] Take back Tenshi's your hat.
>> No. 23380
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."

Parenting practice.
>> No. 23381
>>23380
I think this may just work.


[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."
>> No. 23382
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."

Changing to this.
>> No. 23383
>“Wait! Come back! You were supposed to hit me! Come back and punish me!”
Oh good lord.

[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."
>> No. 23384
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."
>> No. 23385
[X] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[X]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."
>> No. 23386
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."
>> No. 23387
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x]"Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we'll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don't give her what she wants, but make it clear she's in the wrong. Maybe some discipline...that hat she's so fond of is a privilege, and if she's going to be so immature..."
We are going to be the best couple in all of Gensokyo.
>> No. 23388
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23388
[x] Wait, wouldn’t that be even more ungentlemanly? Find some way to appease both her and Yuuka. Draw Yuuka aside.
[x] “Listen, honey. We need to resolve this together. After all, we’ll have children of our own, someday, and it would be best if we have some experience dealing with these sorts of tantrums. We should be firm, but gentle. Don’t give her what she wants, but make it clear she’s in the wrong. Maybe some discipline…that hat she’s so fond of is a privilege, and if she’s going to be so immature…”

You relay the message to Yuuka and her eyes light up. You can’t tell whether she likes the idea of having children or just disciplining Tenshi, but either way she gets the point. You tell Aya to stop for a moment and both you and Yuuka deal with this nuisance together. Its clear that she wants you to hit her, so you will avoid physical violence as much as possible. You’ll try to take the nice guy approach at first, and if it doesn’t work…then you’ll let Yuuka do her thing. You have a bad feeling that this’ll somehow mentally damage her for life, but oh well.

You look at Tenshi directly and hold your hand up to get her attention. She stops momentarily to see if you’re going to take any physical action against her, and once she realizes that you aren’t going to hit her, she starts to whine again.

“Come on, why won’t you hit me? Don’t you find me really annoying? Don‘t you hate me?”

You tell her that you don’t find her annoying at all, and that you’ll always love her, regardless of what she does. Both Aya and Tenshi are taken aback because they probably took that the wrong way, but you walk up to the stunned Tenshi and you give her a great big hug. Tenshi resists your “affection” and tries to push you away.

“Liar! You don’t love me! You hate me like everyone else! You hate me because I’m always causing trouble! Let me go!” She says this while struggling against your grip

You squeeze her tighter and assure Tenshi that you and Yuuka will always love her and that she can visit you two if she‘s ever sad or lonely. Part 1 of “discipline Tenshi” seems to be working as you can hear Tenshi sniffle and hiccup before she finally hugs you back and begins to weep bitterly on your shoulder. D’aww, Tenshi must have been so lonely that she managed to forget how you tried your very best to ignore her in the first place. Man, you’re gonna feel like an ass for part 2 of the plan.

Tenshi starts to cry and blabber on about how nobody likes her in heaven because she was a “failed celestial” due to ascending to heaven because of her clan and not from personal achievements. You actually start to feel a little sorry for her when Yuuka suddenly pulls her off of you and steps between the both of you. She leans her face in and gives Tenshi her usual smile.

“Yes, we both love you very much Tenshi. However, if you continue to act naughty, then we’ll still love you, but not as much as you’d like. You want us to give you all of our love, right?” Tenshi, surprised by this sudden mood swing, just simply nods at Yuuka.

“Good. Now you’ll listen to everything we’ll tell you, right?” Yuuka says with her smile steadily growing as she continues. Tenshi, desperate for love and attention, nods again.

Uh oh, you don’t like where this is going.

“Excellent, but first, we have to punish you for being so rude to Joe. So, he’s going to keep your hat until you learn to behave properly. And also…”
You cut Yuuka off short partly because you don’t plan on giving the hat back, but partly because you think she’s gone far enough. You already made her cry, but taking advantage of her current mental state would not only be cruel but time consuming. You’re almost positive Yuuka can stand there and torture Tenshi for hours upon hours and the longer you spend NOT accomplishing anything, the more time that thing inside you has to fully root itself in your mind again, and the more chance something else can pop up. You tell Yuuka that its time to go and she gives you a disappointed look back, but agrees to wrap it up.

“Okay, your hat will be your only punishment this time and you’ll only get it back if you behave. Now, be a good girl and go home.” Yuuka dismisses Tenshi and walks away from her. Tenshi just stands there with puffy red eyes and watches as your party turns away and leaves.

“Wait! You said I can visit you if I’m ever sad or lonely, so please take me with you! I don’t care where you go, just don’t leave me alone…” Tenshi says this while running towards your party.

Wait, you said something like that? You think back to it and realize that, yes, you told Tenshi that she could visit you whenever she wanted and Yuuka looks at you with annoyance. Whoops, looks like Tenshi’s still following you even after all that, but the only difference is that now she’s incredibly vulnerable…

[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.
[x] Tell her she can tag along.
[x] Tell her to go home.
[x] SOUL CRUSH: Tell you that you lied about loving her and laugh.
>> No. 23389
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This made my day...morning...
Whatever.

Pic courtesy of Rafflesia.
>> No. 23390
All three options seem like they're equally okay.

Did I say three? Yes, yes I did.
What do you mean there are four options? That last one isn't an option, that's asshole route.
>> No. 23391
[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.
>> No. 23392
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23392
[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.
[x] Carry her around on your hat. You know, like a good father.

>>23389
That pic's old news, bro. Here's an updated one.
>> No. 23393
[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.

One big psychotic family. And our pet crow.
>> No. 23394
[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.
>> No. 23395
[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.

To be honest, this is... pretty awesome now. This is totally going to be the best family in the world.
>> No. 23396
>[x] SOUL CRUSH: Tell you that you lied about loving her and laugh.

I'd piss against the tide, but it won't win.

[X] Adopt Tenshi into your family.
[X] Peaches for everyone!
>> No. 23397
[x] Adopt Tenshi into your family.
YES
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