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22991 No. 22991
Hello my friends and welcome to Chapter two of "Just an Average Joe" (winning title by TwittyandStrange)

If you haven't read the story up till now...well, good luck finding it as it doesn't even have a title and I'm far too lazy to do anything about it. The story will pick up from here as Joe is about to (finally) make his way over to Kourindou...
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>> No. 22993
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22993
[x] There's only one solution. You have to kill Aya. (or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[x] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened and asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place' (Wherever that is), hide it on Shanghai and leave for Kourindou
--[x] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.

(Stop Aya from taking anymore pictures of anything? Good luck with that.)


Alright, that’s it. Aya’s gone too far this time. You determine that since Yukari has been silent this whole time, Aya’s been working for her to ruin your life here and both of them are gonna go down.
Starting with Aya.

You feel kinda bad taking some of Alice’s things, but you know she’d probably give them to you anyways. First of all, after scrounging around her house for a bit, you find a sack to put things in. Huzzah!
Next, however, is a little bit troubling. As you mentioned before, Alice would give probably give you these things anyway, but you still have trouble actually taking many of these items. So instead, you take a spool of magic thread, an oil lamp, a matchbox cause you don’t feel like starting fires the hard way, and a bottle full of water. You look at the several bottles of alcohol with distain. For once in your life, you don’t feel like drinking.
You check up on Alice and she’s still sound asleep, so you write a quick letter to her,

“Dear Alice,

You fell asleep during the party, so I decided to put you to bed and go to Kourindou. I took a few minor things, so I hope you forgive me. Please catch up to me by heading out to Aya’s house when you wake up, but don’t let her see you. We’ll talk then.

You’re friend,
Joe
P.S. We did not engage in sex of any kind. I don’t know why you would think that, but we most certainly didn’t.”

Perfect, now hopefully you can quick get to Kourindou and maybe get some directions to Aya’s house. You open the door and step outside. Its just past noon and the sun’s shining high in the sky. Alright, the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, so here we go. Let’s have an uneventful trip, shall we?
You take one step.

“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey~!” You hear someone call out to you from afar.

Son of a bitch.

“Hey Joe! Its Marisa, ze!” Marisa flies up to you with her broom and nimbly lands right in front of you. Hmm, you know, you never really thought of it too much, but Marisa looks just like a stereotypical witch with the hat and broom and everything. The only thing different is the lasers. You sigh, but decide to count your blessings. At least its Marisa and not, say, your bloodthirsty fiancé coming to rip you a new asshole.

“Hey, hey. I know I’ve been mean to you and called you a lot of bad names, but I’m sorry, ‘kay? That was an exceptional mushroom you picked and anyone who can pick mushrooms of that quality can’t be bad, ze.”

She gives a friendly grin to you, but you just ignore her and give her a “go away” face.

“Oh come on, I apologized, ze. The least you could to is accept my apology. Why don’t we forget what happened last night and just become friends? H-hey! Where are you going, ze?”
As you walk away, you tell her that you’re going to Kourindou to get some supplies.

“Oh hey! I’ll come with you then! Me and Kourin go way back, so I can help you get some killer deals, ze.”

Alright, that ze business is starting to get annoying and you can’t imagine traveling with her all the way to Kourindou. You simply refuse and continue walking towards the direction of Kourindou. You don’t even want to be friends with her anyways, you have a bad feeling that things will end up just like with Alice.

“Aww come on…
I know! Let’s go get Alice so we can all go together, ze! She usually just stays at home making dolls all day, so I’m sure she’d appreciate the company!”

You freeze. You forgot to clean up all the bottles of liquor and if Marisa sees that Alice “Partied Hard” and fell unconscious because of it, you’d be in deep shit. You spin around and run towards Marisa while stating that you’d love her company and JUST her company. You grab her hand and drag her along with you at a quick pace. You’d take ze’s any day over another enemy.

You gain 1 party member.

“W-wait, stop pulling on me! I can fly on my broom, ze!” Marisa stumbles behind you from being forcefully pulled behind you and is unable to stop herself from stumbling to free her hand. After about 5 minutes, you finally let go of her hand and decide that if she probably won’t go back all the way back to Alice’s house from distance.

“You didn’t have to be so rough on me, ze. Aren’t you supposed to be delicate with a lady?” You can tell she’s kinda blushing while holding the hand that you grabbed as if it hurt.

Pfft, gentle? You saw her throw your bed through the wall. Fuck, you were IN that bed she threw. With that kind of strength, she can handle a lot worse.

You ignore her and keep going. Marisa follows closely behind you on her broom and begins to talk to you.
Non-stop.
With ze’s at the end of every other sentence.
You’re really starting to regret taking her along.

You continue to ignore her as she gabs at you the ENTIRE TIME for about 30 minutes. You’re sanity is at its limit as she continues on and on and on and ON. She’s the complete opposite of Alice and you, in turn, have the complete opposite feelings for her.

“Come on, ze. Stop ignoring me and talk back. I wanna hear some stories about what the world outside the boundary is like, ze.”

Grr, you tell her that you don’t want to talk about it and she starts to pout.

“Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn, I told you about me! We can’t be friends if you stay all mysterious like that, ze!”

GRRRRR! She’s incredibly persistent and isn’t the least bit discouraged by your unfriendly attitude. She’s probably used to getting all sorts of attention from everyone like Alice (because she was always alone), so she’s probably not used to getting the cold shoulder like this. Why, oh why, won’t she just go away?

[x] Give up and tell her to go away.
[x] No, suck it up and continue onwards.
>> No. 22995
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.
>> No. 22996
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.
>> No. 22997
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.

Be sure to paint Yukari and Aya in an ESPECIALLY villainous light!
>> No. 22998
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.

Let's kick crow's ass and chew bubble-gum.
And there's no bubblegum in Gensokyo.
>> No. 22999
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.

Yes, bandwagon to that, but damn is it an awesome bandwagon. Let's just hope she's not against us hunting down Yukari. Oh, I'm certain she won't care about what we do to Aya.
>> No. 23000
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.

Since someone put what I though into words, changing my vote to this.
>> No. 23001
>[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
>Give a her
you should be able to figure this one out, anons.

[ø] You want a story? Give her a goddamn story!
-[ø] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.
>> No. 23002
[X] She wants a story? Give her a goddamn story!
- [X] "Now this is a story all about how..."

She annoyed us with her nonstop blabbering, now it is our turn to do so.
>> No. 23003
[x] No, suck it up and continue onwards.
No bandwagons.jpg
>> No. 23006
[x] You want a story? Give her a goddamn story!
- [x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.
- [X] "Now this is a story all about how..."

bandwagon_sealofapproval.png
>> No. 23007
[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of
details, since the start of all this.
>> No. 23009
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[x] You want a story? Give a her a goddamn story!
-[x] Tell her what happened to you, with uh, varying degrees of details, since the start of all this.


Fine, fine, FINE.
You tell her that if she shuts her mouth, you’ll give her a story.
In eager anticipation, Marisa immediately stops talking (thank god) and you tell her the story of the day you got taken to Gensokyo. Its kind of weird thinking back to it since it was only YESTERDAY, but hey, at least you can recall everything with much detail. She mostly stays silent apart from the Ooohs, and ahhhs, every now and then, but that’s much more preferable to “ze”.

Once you get to the part where Yukari is simply fed up with your shenanigans and pushes you into the gap, Marisa gets all excited and says, “So when do you exact your revenge on Yukari, ze?”
Now, you’d normally scold her for not shutting her mouth, but this comment baffles you a little bit. You ask her what she means by that and she says, “You know, like, when do you storm the castle and defeat Yukari, ze?”
You tell her that you haven’t gotten there yet, that’s why you’re going to Kourindou to stock up on any supplies and gear to help you in this task.
Marisa looks at you incredulously. “You mean the whole story was true!?”
Your palm says hello to your face as you seriously can’t believe what you’re hearing. You explain to her that you told her last night about how Yukari ruined your life and dragged you here and that this story.

“Heh, sorry. I was busy looking at the mushroom you gave me instead of listening to you, ze.” Marisa gives you a “my bad” expression and urges you to continue.
You really feel like punching something right now, but you’ll continue your story for now.

When you finish the part about Yuuka, Marisa comments, “Huh, so that explains why you were so dominant when you were ‘playing’ with Yuuka, ze.”
Wait, what? Oh yeah, Aya showed her incriminating photos of your romp with Yuuka in order to make it look like you were forcing her. You wonder aloud if it really does look like you were raping her.

“Here, let me show you, ze.” And Marisa pulls out about 2 dozen photos from one of the large pockets on her skirt and shows them to you proudly. Hold on a moment, this is kind of weird. You ask Marisa why she has so many of those voyeurtastic photos.

“Well, she was selling ‘em dirt cheap, ze. How could I have refused an offer like that?” Marisa says rather offhandedly before realizing what she just told you. Oh, my. You didn’t know Alice had that sort of a fetish.

“I-its not what you think, ze! I-I-I only needed them to make sure I knew what you looked like! Yeah, that’s it, ze!”
Uh huh, you tell her that Aya clearly took a photo of your face and that would have been much more effective than these long distance, but highly detailed, photos. You look at the pictures more closely. Damn you have a nice ass.

“Uh, um, well she wasn’t selling that one, so I had to get what I could, ze.”

You turn around and notice that her face is bright red before she manages to look the other way and hide it.
Oh ho ho, okay then. You ask her why she bought 2 dozen of them instead of just one.

“Ah, uh, well, you see, um…”

Hahaha! You enjoy the panicked face she has and watch with delight as she tries to wiggle out of this one.
This is for literally throwing you out of bed!

Marisa grows silent and covers her blushing face as you enjoy every moment of her embarrassment. Ah, but you had your fun, so you tell Marisa that you don’t really care about it and you continue telling your story. It starts getting a little complicated when you get to Alice’s house, so you simply stop, right after the part where Marisa decided to leave you alone last night.

“and then what happened?” queries your one woman audience.

You quickly search for an excuse and tell her that’s when she showed up to see where you were going.
She eyes you suspiciously. Yeah, it doesn’t look like she bought it.

“I came after noon, what were you two doing in the morning, ze?” You can tell she’s totally suspicious of you.
Uh oh, she must not find out what really happened that morning, else you’ll be eating Master Sparks for lunch. You simply respond that the both of you had breakfast and that’s it.
“What did you have for breakfast, ze?”

What does it matter to her? You tell her, freshly slain boar that you killed with your bare chest and then roasted over a campfire.

“AHA! Alice never eats freshly slain boar that you killed with your bare chest and then roasted over a campfire in the morning! She eats toast, ze!”

No no, you reaffirm your previous statement and explain to her that you made it for her.

“Why~?” she slowly leans in closer, as if trying to provoke a reaction.

You explain that its thanks for helping you out last night.

“Hmhm…What exactly did she help you out with last night? Ze, ze, ze…” He chuckles to herself as if she’s got you cornered and ready to admit something embarrassing. You simply sigh and tell her that she helped you stop a certain witch from attacking you unnecessarily. You take your bottle of water of out of that sack you’re carrying and start drinking from it.

“Ah ha! You like her don’t you, ze?”

PFFFFTTT.

“See?! That spit-take is proof that you have feelings for her, ze!”

Okay, just for the record, you did a spit-take because of her absurd reasoning. You explain to her that you are already happily engaged to Yuuka and look at Alice as your valued friend and nothing more. Unfortunately, she keeps going with her ridiculous assumption.

“Oh~ did you kiss her then, ze? I bet you kissed her and you’re hiding it. You can’t hide your feelings from me, ze! Look! You‘re blushing! Aww, how cute~.”

You are most certainly not blushing, and you are absolutely fed up with Marisa’s company. You cut her childish teasing short as you tell her how much you hate her company and wishes that she’d just go away forever.

“Is that so~?”

[x] That is so~
[x] Duck.
>> No. 23010
[x] That is so~
>> No. 23011
[x] Duck.
>> No. 23012
[x] Duck.
>> No. 23013
[X] Duck
FUCK
>> No. 23014
>You didn ’t know Alice had that sort of a fetish.

Yeah, This should be Marisa, right?

>He chuckles to herself as if she’s got you cornered and ready to admit something
embarrassing.

Obvious typo is obvious.

[x] Duck. NOW!!!
>> No. 23015
[x] Duck. NOW!!!
[x] Quickly tackle Marisa to the ground, making sure to avoid striking a pose that would make a
good photographic visual of rape victimization.

Or perhaps we want to tempt Aya with yet more evidence of infidelity after all?
>> No. 23016
[X] Duck.

When I saw the many duck actions, I thought Marisa got pissed at us. Now it looks like we have a Rumia nearby.

So who's up for an Ex-Rumia fight?
>> No. 23017
[X] Invent Ducking and utilize your new creation.
>> No. 23018
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Oh wow, nice.
You managed to find TWO typos that I made in one post, good job!

I am disappoint in myself.
>> No. 23025
[x] Duck.
>> No. 23026
[x] Duck!

[x] Status
[x] Inventory
[x] At some point, get her to take you to Aya's place.

She IS the second fastest in Gensokyo, isn't she?

Also, where the hell is the ridiculous, absurd shit from before? Come on!
>> No. 23029
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*sigh* okay how about this you guys. I have two different routes for Joe to follow:

A. Joe continues to grows extremely powerful and as his manly deeds cause him to level up and maximize his power, he raises a glorious army (or just solos it, depends on the readers) to assault Yukari’s castle (house) for one final showdown epic showdown with Yukari, mano-a-mano. I’ve got most of this route mapped out and it’s the longer route. Of course, some updates might not have the most manliest or coolest of actions, but I’m building suspense here, please be patient.

OR

B. Joe just hulks out and defeats anyone he meets by simply flexing a single bicep and all of his adversaries fall down to worship him. Rinse, lather, repeat ad infinitum until either it gets boring/ Joe runs out of absurd things he can break with his muscles/ Yukari suddenly appears, and we end that way. Short and simple.

I’m fine either way and its up to you. I just enjoy writing and, really, its supposed to be the readers who decide what Joe’s supposed to do, so perhaps I should have done shorter updates, so my bad. Right now I’m trying not to fall asleep and throw up at the same time, so I apologize if I’m not updating as much as I could.

I know I shouldn’t have indulged in that grilled salmon roll, but goddamn I didn’t think it’d still hurt by now. It should go away after a while, but please allow me to take it easy for a little bit longer.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna rest a bit.
>> No. 23030
Oh god... what a choice, what a choice...

B. Seriousness is the next thing Joe will defeat. And then it will go more wacky from then on out. Joe has already killed a boar by standing still, let's just make him a random mass of manliness and power.
>> No. 23032
[x] A. Joe continues to grows extremely powerful and as his manly deeds cause him to level up and maximize his power, he raises a glorious army (or just solos it, depends on the readers) to assault Yukari’s castle (house) for one final showdown epic showdown with Yukari, mano-a-mano. I’ve got most of this route mapped out and it’s the longer route. Of course, some updates might not have the most manliest or coolest of actions, but I’m building suspense here, please be patient.
I like this. This is how I expected the story to go out in the first place anyway. And I like that our character is getting really powerful, but with the difficulty of the game set to hard (otherwise, we wouldn't have chosen 'duck' when attacked. Or we wouldn't had beeen raped. Or being transported to gensokyo in the first place)
>> No. 23034
I'm thinking that there would be a limit, even to you, how many creatively absurd ways you can think up of Joe defeating an adversary lest we go with path B.


[ø] A. Joe continues to grows extremely powerful and as his manly deeds cause him to level up and maximize his power, he raises a glorious army (or just solos it, depends on the readers) to assault Yukari’s castle (house) for one final showdown epic showdown with Yukari, mano-a-mano. I’ve got most of this route mapped out and it’s the longer route. Of course, some updates might not have the most manliest or coolest of actions, but I’m building suspense here, please be patient.
>> No. 23035
[x] A. Joe continues to grows extremely powerful and as his manly deeds cause him to level up and maximize his power, he raises a glorious army (or just solos it, depends on the readers) to assault Yukari’s castle (house) for one final showdown epic showdown with Yukari, mano-a-mano. I’ve got most of this route mapped out and it’s the longer route. Of course, some updates might not have the most manliest or coolest of actions, but I’m building suspense here, please be patient.
>> No. 23036
>>23029

[x] The first one
>> No. 23037
[X] A. But only if it includes a Yuuka end.
>> No. 23038
A.

But that's not all. A Gensokyo-wide harem. It must be done. Also, claim the hats of your defeated foes.
>> No. 23040
[X] A

The second option could be amusing but it'd get old rather quickly.
>> No. 23043
[x] A. But only if it includes a Yuuka end.
>> No. 23044
[x] That is so.
Come now guys, Joe tanked a fucking boar the size of a small house, I'm pretty sure he can handle Rumia's pitiful attacks.
Also, [x] A.
>> No. 23045
[x] That is so~

[x] A

I'm not gonna be a short one. This is awesome and we all know it.
>> No. 23046
[x] Duck!
[x]A/Yuuka End at least.
>> No. 23047
[ø] That is so~
vote changing.
>> No. 23049
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[x] Duck.

You thought Marisa said this line and are about to respond, but you note that she is looking directly to your right, as if something was right next to you. You turn your head to see what it is and there stands (or rather floats) a small blonde girl with blood-red eyes and a crazed smile on her face, as if she just can’t wait to “meat” you. Her right arm is raised over her head with razor sharp nails on the ends of her fingers to compliment this sudden fright.

“Hi~”

Time seemed to stand still as her hand comes down to greet you. You watch it in slow motion until you realize that, should her hand connect with any part of your body, it probably won’t be good for you health. The instant you start to duck, time catches up and you hear a horrible *WOOSH* directly above you where your head was just a moment ago.

You jump backwards to put some distance between you and your assailant and also to, at least, get a better handle on this situation. Your attacker, however, gives you no rest and leaps forward while swinging her left arm in an attempt to take your head clean off again. Her speed is overwhelming and you only manage to just barely avoid her claws by leaning your head back as quickly as possible. She does manage to catch you slightly on the right side of your face as your blood splashes on Marisa’s stunned face and you are sent spiraling into the woods. She grazed you so hard, you smash through several trees headfirst and land in a clearing a long distance away.

You are dazed the sight in your right eye is gone from your blood pouring into your eye. You can’t believe that her attack actually managed to damage you, but you try to recompose yourself as fast as you can so you can react to the next attack.
It doesn’t come, instead the little girl walks out of the tree-line and into the clearing with you. She is a good 20 feet away.

“Ahh, how annoying. I need your head for Yukari, so please don’t hassle me anymore and hand it over.”

Her expression doesn’t change at all when she talks. And she slowly walks towards you, her left claw dripping with your blood. FUCKING YUKARI, you knew her absence was too good to be true! You ask her why she’s working for Yukari in an attempt to stall for time and think up a strategy.

“Hmm~? What does it matter to you, meat? You’re going to be in my belly anyways, so you don’t have to worry about a thing. Lucky you~” She says this in a sadistic sing-song voice.

And with that, she dashes towards you again, but suddenly jukes to your right at the last moment to take advantage of your hampered eye sight. You thought she would simply rush you again and are caught off-guard.
You try your best to defend yourself against this upcoming blow. This is gonna hurt…

*WOOSH

You hear that sickening sound again, but this time its accompanied by a *CRACK* as your party member in black and white collides with the little girl head on with her broom. Her body tumbles in the air before she air-techs and lands sliding on the ground facing you. She is not amused.

Marisa dismounts in front of you and stands defiantly in between you and the little girl.

She talks to you in a very serious voice, a voice you’ve never heard her in before even when you first met her.
“You need to run.
Now.
Something’s wrong with Rumia and, knowing Yukari, its nothing to underestimate. I’ll stall her for time while you get to Yuuka. She’ll protect you.”

Marisa then turns her head and looks back at you with a sad look on her face.

“After all, I can’t let my friend get hurt, ze.”

You stare back at her in total shock. You’ve known her for less than a day and you’ve been mean to her a majority of that time, but still after all that, she’s willing to die protecting you.

You feel like a total ass for treating this way. You did want to make friends with her at first (or at least not become enemies), so you feel responsible for dragging her into this.

Staying by her side would most likely lead to certain death, but running will allow you to get away and at least Marisa’s death won’t be in vain.

[x] Run
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.




WARNING, HUGE WALL OF EXPLANATION INCOMING WITH POSSIBLE SPOILERS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION:

>>23034 There’s a limit to everything, man. And the reason why I chose to go with route A and not route B is because I wanted there to be at least some kind of satisfaction from Joe solving his problems. If Joe simply beat everyone with one punch and utterly humiliated them, yeah it’d be amusing, but the novelty would wear off really fast. Ex-Rumia? PAUNCH. Remilia? PAUNCH. Yukari? PAUNCH. Yeah, the reader would be like, “HOLY SHIT, HE JUST CAVED EX-KEINE WITH A SINGLE PUNCH, KEKEKEKEKEKEKE” but then, there would be no satisfaction in it at all because every enemy would be a red-shirt. I try to establish that, yes Joe is a badass, but this person is even MORE badass, so when Joe manages to overcome his obstacle, either by fist or by dance, he’d be that much more awesome (plus he’d probably level up too). Plus, Joe hasn’t even gotten any real offensive abilities yet. His body is literally stronger steel, but his strength is simply above average, so I couldn’t even tell him to punch a hole in everything (but he sure can try) unless I somehow obviously retcon it in. Plus, route B would make Joe a static and flat character, and I wanted him to at least be a little relatable to the reader, at least in the personality department because, hey, you guys are telling him what to do, I just simply suggest what I think you should make Joe do. That’s also why I give you usually two wildly varying choices on the matter, Joe CAN muscle his way out of everything, he can also dance too... And wouldn’t you like to see Joe dance off with the big bad? Well, there’s my two pennies on the matter.

Oh, and about your two choices. There isn’t a wrong choice, per say, as they both have their consequences. I’m not going to spoil it, so choose wisely.
>> No. 23050
[x] Run, but swear on your very life that you will get Yukari for what she's done.

Don't want to mess with Rumia... and we still have to see if Aya's newer slander has reached Yuuka.
>> No. 23051
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
--[x] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!

Be a MAN! Swift as a roaring river, with all the force of a great typhoon! With all the strength of a Raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
>> No. 23053
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
--[x] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!
If we fall down, it will be with honor. No true man leaves his friends behind.
>> No. 23054
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
--[x] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!
>> No. 23055
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
A true man never runs away and leaves his friend to die.
>> No. 23056
[X] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
--[X] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!

COME AND GET IT YA PANSY!
>> No. 23058
[ø] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
-[ø] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnz2ycE3HyQ

>dat spoiler
err... well, thats what I was trying to say, but I guess I wasn't clear on it.
>> No. 23059
>wouldn’t you like to see Joe dance off with the big bad?

I SURE HOPE YOU MEAN YUUKA BECAUSE WE ARE ENGAGED TO HER
>> No. 23060
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
--[x] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!

www.youtube.com/watch?&gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=x5oZGMcRnwk&nomobile=1

This song should do for this moment.
>> No. 23061
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPeHqdZZOw

In case if the link above doesn't work.
>> No. 23067
[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.
--[x] There MUST be a song(and accompanying dance, obviously) that will lend you strength in this most trying of times!
>> No. 23068
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[x] Stand by your battle sister to the very end. Embrace death without regret as you embraced life without fear.

Run? RUN? You have no idea what that means. All you know is that this, “Rumia” is your problem, and you won‘t let others suffer for your problems.
Especially not your friends.

Marisa’s loyalty triggers something from deep within you. A sudden surge of energy runs through your body and you acquire a new trait:

Teamwork!- An unassuming name, but your strength is substantially magnified based on how well your allies “love“ you. This includes: agape (unconditional), phillia (friendship), and eros (passionate) in order of increasing power.

You crack your knuckles and they resonate throughout the field, signaling that a severe ass-beating is about to commence. You stand next to Marisa and stare-off with Rumia.

“Huh? Run away, ze! She’s out of your league!”

Fuck dat shit. You handled Yuuka, you can most certainly handle this little bitch. Especially since Marisa’s friendship gives you a strength bonus, you’re ready to kick bubblegum and chew ass.
And you’re all out of ass.

The light around Rumia begins to fade away and become replaced with pure darkness. Rumia’s figure is slowly enveloped by it’s spread until you can just barely see her face and glowing red eyes. The darkness continues to amass around her, as if threatening to swallow anything it touches. Her hands, come together as if he’s ready to send the darkness to crush you.

“Uh, okay. If you have a plan, I’d like to hear it, ze.”

[x] Charge Rumia headlong and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark right behind you. Juke to the left at the last second and hit her from the side. Tactical victory!
[x] No wait, that’ll never work. Instead, do a Team Attack and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark. Then, CATCH the Master Spark in your hand and use it to power one massive light-filled haymaker! Teamwork Victory!
[x] No, that’s just crazy and its NOT CRAZY ENOUGH. Run to the tree-line, uproot several trees with your newfound strength and hurl them at Rumia like javelins. Then, uproot three more trees, throw the first one, dual-wield the other two, and somehow manage to jump up and ride the tree you just threw like a mechanical bull and crush Rumia with sheer manly grit. MANLY VICTORY
[x] Or, maybe you’ll just simply walk up to her and slap her around a bit. You don’t feel like wasting your energy on her and you just want to go to Kourindou. Christ.


(Okay, hopefully by tomorrow I’ll be feeling better, so feel free to add onto my ideas or trump them with your own idea. G’night y’all.
On a side note. If you don't have an affinity for fish, do not eat fish.)
>> No. 23071
[x] Equip Smooth Criminal
-[x] Fistpump like a champ to summon the Sandstorm

This plan has complete chance of victory.
Link for those uknowing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0
>> No. 23072
[x] Run to the tree-line, uproot several trees with your newfound strength and hurl them at Rumia like javelins. Then, uproot three more trees, throw the first one, dual-wield the other two, and somehow manage to jump up and ride the tree you just threw like a mechanical bull and crush Rumia with sheer manly grit.
[x] Immediately after that, do a Team Attack and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark. Then, CATCH the Master Spark in your hand and use it to power one massive light-filled haymaker! A Magnificent victory combined with teamwork, pure power, style and sheer MANliness!
>> No. 23073
[x] Charge Rumia headlong and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark right behind you. Juke to the left at the last second and hit her from the side. Tactical victory! Be ready to smack her around a bit if it doesn't work out.
>> No. 23074
[x] No wait, that’ll never work. Instead, do a Team Attack and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark. Then, CATCH the Master Spark in your hand and use it to power one massive light-filled haymaker! Teamwork Victory!

SEIZE THE SUN IN YOUR HAND
>> No. 23075
[X] Get behind Rumia and uproot a tree. Have Marisa fire a Master Spark directly at you and Rumia. When Rumia inevitably dodges, use the tree as a bat to hit the Master Spark back at Rumia from behind her.

BASEBALL VICTORY
>> No. 23076
[x] Run to the tree-line, uproot several trees with your newfound strength and hurl them at Rumia like javelins. Then, uproot three more trees, throw the first one, dual-wield the other two, and somehow manage to jump up and ride the tree you just threw like a mechanical bull and crush Rumia with sheer manly grit.
[x] Immediately after that, do a Team Attack and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark. Then, CATCH the Master Spark in your hand and use it to power one massive light-filled haymaker! A Magnificent victory combined with teamwork, pure power, style and sheer MANliness!

Maximum stats per level.
>> No. 23077
[x] Run to the tree-line, uproot several trees with your newfound strength and hurl them at Rumia like javelins. Then, uproot three more trees, throw the first one, dual-wield the other two, and somehow manage to jump up and ride the tree you just threw like a mechanical bull and crush Rumia with sheer manly grit.
[x] Immediately after that, do a Team Attack and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark. Then, CATCH the Master Spark in your hand and use it to power one massive light-filled haymaker! A Magnificent victory combined with teamwork, pure power, style and sheer MANliness!

Or, should we only be allowed to choose one...

[x] No wait, that’ll never work. Instead, do a Team Attack and have Marisa fire off a Master Spark. Then, CATCH the Master Spark in your hand and use it to power one massive light-filled haymaker! Teamwork Victory!
>> No. 23078
[X] Get behind Rumia and uproot a tree. Have Marisa fire a Master Spark directly at you and Rumia. When Rumia inevitably dodges, use the tree as a bat to hit the Master Spark back at Rumia from behind her.
This is just stupid enough to work, I like it.
>> No. 23079
[x] Ride Marisa's Master Spark like a mechanical bull while dual wielding trees in one hand and your teeth and fistpumping to summon the Sandstorm Haymaker.

AKA the FUCK YO SHIT.
>> No. 23080
[X] Get behind Rumia and uproot a tree. Have Marisa fire a Master Spark directly at you and Rumia. When Rumia inevitably dodges, use the tree as a bat to hit the Master Spark back at Rumia from behind her.
Beautiful on its simplicity.
>> No. 23081
[X] Get behind Rumia and uproot a tree. Have Marisa fire a Master Spark directly at you and Rumia. When Rumia inevitably dodges, use the tree as a bat to hit the Master Spark back at Rumia from behind her.

Let's go batting a thousand! With Youkai!
>> No. 23082
>>23075
That's the worst plan I ever heard.
That's so stupid that it might even work!
Let's do it.

[X] Get behind Rumia and uproot a tree. Have Marisa fire a Master Spark directly at you and Rumia. When Rumia inevitably dodges, use the tree as a bat to hit the Master Spark back at Rumia from behind her.
>> No. 23083
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[x] Attempt to combine it all into one glorious attack.

You just want to go to Kourindou, is that so much to ask?
IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

Something clicks in between you and Marisa and you look at each other. The both of you nod, as if she knows what you’re thinking of (which she probably doesn’t, at least not the last part), and you charge Rumia headlong. In response, Rumia fires off the darkness in a sort of beam towards you in an attempt to crush you once and for all, but you manage to easily side step it and run behind her with one goal in mind. Rumia tries to recover from her missed attack and gathers more darkness to attack you with.
Marisa, after dodging the darkness beam that Rumia shot at you, starts her attack as well.

“MASTAAAAAA-”

Of course, because Marisa’s shouting this, Rumia turns around to see Marisa Chargin’ her lazor.

“SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!”

A solid beam of light shoots out from the small object Marisa always carries with her and it surges across the clearing to its target. Rumia has plenty of time to react to this highly-telegraphed attack and jumps high up in the air to avoid the beam.

“Damn, I missed!” curses Marisa when she sees Rumia’s form leap into the sky.
Oh ho ho, so she only thought that far huh?
You figured Rumia would be able to dodge an attack like that if Marisa shouts before she fires it. After all, if you can sidestep it, Rumia and her crazy speed can do so as well. You managed to uproot a tree with your now massive strength and wield it like a baseball bat. You see the Master Spark coming at you with incredible speed, but its size makes what you’re about to do easy. Your timing is impeccable as you swing at the Spark with your tree and, with a sound from the Super Smash Bros. series, you connect with the spark and score a home-run!

Rumia looks down at you and the incoming laser and simply stares it with an incredulous look on her face.
“That’s not how it works…”
The spark smashes into her tiny body and she’s hit full force with the blast. She begins to fall slowly to the ground.
Marisa has the same exact look as Rumia as she didn’t think lasers worked like that, but quickly regains her concentration and prepares another spark to fire at her vulnerable opponent, a final spark to end it…

You, however, are not done with your attack and hurl the tree in your hands like a javelin at your falling adversary. You then rip up another two trees and leap towards the tree you just threw. By openly defying the laws of physics and reality, you manage to land upon the flying tree and ride it like a mechanical bull towards glory and victory while swinging the two trees in your hands like a madman. Right after you ride your tree to glory, Marisa spends the rest of her energy and fires her Final Spark, but is unaware that you are on a collision course towards Rumia along with the tree. She cannot stop her attack in time after realizing her mistake.

“No…!” cries out Marisa as she watches in horror as you, Rumia, and the Final Spark are about to collide together. Unfortunately, someone else also makes the same mistake as her and two more Master Sparks are fired from the opposite side of the clearing towards Rumia, at the same time as Marisa’s Final Spark, at the same target.

Meanwhile, up in the air, you leap off the tree right before it hits Rumia and you swing both the trees down at Rumia with all of your might. The impact of three trees at once sends Rumia flying towards the ground at an incredible speed and she slams into the ground with a sickening crunch, leaving you up in the air as you drop the trees (they did their job). Unfortunately, you just now notice 3 Sparks coming at you with you at their intersection point.

Reflex takes over and you, against all logic, reach out and somehow manage to “catch” all three Sparks as they collide with each other. Your enclosed fist now has the power of two Master Sparks and a Final Spark. As gravity begins to catch up with you, you fall towards Rumia’s broken body with incredible speed.

FINAL

You bring your right fist back behind you as it catches fire from all the POWER inside of it.

MASTER

Your entire body catches fire as your fall towards the earth represents some kind of heavenly body entering the earth’s atmosphere.

METEOR

You throw a massive haymaker aimed right for Rumia’s doomed head.

PAUNCH!!!

The resulting impact creates a huge explosion that rips through the Magic Forest and Marisa is thrown backwards several hundred feet along with many other trees that caught in the blast. The shockwave from this attack could be felt throughout the entirety of Gensoko. The residents of the Human Village panics as Keine attempts to calm them down and sort out what just happened. The whole Scarlet Devil Mansion groans from the impact as a lot of dust becomes dislodged from the ceiling, forcing the head maid to do more work. The Hakurei Shrine Maiden is caught surprised from the sudden shockwave and spills her tea all over herself. The Bamboo Forest tilts slightly as the shockwave hits it and returns back to normal. Youkai Mountain is in an uproar as rocks become dislodged and falls down upon many of its residents. Even Hell itself shudders as it feels the shockwave travel through the earth.

Marisa continues tumbling backwards and is almost crushed by several of the trees rolling along with her, but as her body rolls to a stop, she gets up painfully and looks herself over to make sure she’s still alive. She’s missing her hat, but is relatively unhurt compared to how close she was to the blast. She runs back towards the impact site as her mind falls upon your fate

“Joe! Joe!!!” she calls out as she climbs over fallen tree after fallen tree until she finds the crater where Rumia used to be.
Standing in the middle is you, smoking from the heat, with your back towards Marisa. A really deep voice suddenly says inside her mind,
FATALITY
FLAWLESS VICTORY


Congratulations! That was so logic/physics/mind bendingly impossible, you gain another trait!

[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Tohno Gland- You manage to attract women no matter where you would go.
[x] Minor Time Manipulation- Your reflexes are boosted to give the illusion of slowed time.
[x] Puppeteer- You are able to connect a magic thread to an inanimate object and control it.
[x] Magic Resistant- You’re able to resist magic attacks almost entirely.

You pop your neck. Final-fucking-ly. Now you can FINALLY go to Kourindou and FINALLY get yourself something nice. You’re completely oblivious to the damage you just inflicted to the forest around you and climb your way out of the crater and walk past Marisa to a fallen tree in the distance. You find Marisa’s hat hanging on a branch and you put it on. Its your hat now.

Alright, now you’ll head to Kourindou, right?

[x] YES. Get to fucking Kourindou before anything else happens. Decide whether or not to give Marisa’s hat back later.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
[x] Do a little jig to celebrate your victory, THEN go to Kourindou.
>> No. 23084
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.

Time to gain some attack power (and some extra durability to boot)

[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23085
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
-[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23086
Bloody hell...

[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.

[x] YES. Get to fucking Kourindou before anything else happens. Decide whether or not to give Marisa’s hat back later.
>> No. 23087
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?

Fucking awesome.
>> No. 23088
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23089
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.

After the move we just pulled off, this is pretty much required.

[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23090
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23091
[x] Magic Resistant- You’re able to resist magic attacks almost entirely.
[x] YES. Get to fucking Kourindou before anything else happens. Decide whether or not to give Marisa’s hat back later.
We must continue down the toughness tree. It's never a wise idea to multiclass.
>> No. 23092
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?

Marisa shall never have our hat.
>> No. 23093
[X] Magic Resistant- You’re able to resist magic attacks almost entirely.
[X] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?

Yukari uses magic. Resisting it would be to our advantage.
>> No. 23094
[x] MAGIC RESISTANCE
It's a must. For fuck's sake everyone uses magic.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23095
[x] Magic Resistant- You’re able to resist magic attacks almost entirely.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?

>two Master Sparks
>Twin Spark
oh hi there Yuuka
>> No. 23096
[X] Magic Resistant- You’re able to resist magic attacks almost entirely.
[X] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?

Now we just need to calm Yuka down.
>> No. 23097
[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?
>> No. 23098
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[x] Hokuto Shinken- Learn the 2,000 year old martial arts of assassination. Kenshiro would be proud.
[x] Hang on, where did those other two Master Sparks come from?


You like your new hat. Its very good at keeping the sun out of your eyes and you could probably put some stuff inside of it if you wanted.

“Hey! That’s my hat, ze!”

The material is nice and soft too. You bet it would make a nice pillow if need be.

“C’mooon, give it back…”

You plan on keeping this hat forever and ever.

“Would it help if I said, please, ze?”

Marisa continues to plead for your hat behind you, so you turn around and face her. She is indeed hatless, but that’s not your fault (its totally your fault). You tell her that you have no idea where you are right now and that she should lead the way to Kourindou.

Marisa gives you a worried look as she sees you bleeding profusely from the right side of your face. You tell her its just a flesh wound and doesn’t even hurt, but she refuses to continue until you get some medical attention, so she takes off her apron, rolls it up, and uses it as a makeshift bandage. You feel really goofy with it on your head, but you let her continue because the quicker she “tends to your wounds”, the quicker you can get to Kourindou and NOT get hassled by anything else. You notice she’s wincing every time she leans over and you ask her where it hurts.

“Ah, its nothing, ze. I just got bruised up when the explosions threw me backwards.”

You can tell she’s in a lot of pain, and either doesn’t want to seem weak or doesn’t want to worry you, but you tell her to turn around real quick.

“N-no, like I said, its alri-”

You grab her by the shoulders and forcefully turn her around. Your reach under her skirt and feel her lower back for the third and second lumbar vertebrae. Marisa of course, doesn’t take well to this sudden intrusion of personal space, but trusts you enough to allow you to continue. You find the pressure point you were looking for and press it firmly with the tip of your finger.

“Ah?!”

Marisa jumps forward in shock, but quickly notices that the pain in her back is gone. She feels her back, tests it out, and yes, her back pains are completely gone.

“W-wow! That was amazing! Where did you learn to do that, ze?”

You simply shrug. It was as if you spent your entire life learning the art of pressure points and it just came naturally to you.

“Hey! You can probably make some decent money helping people out, ze! I bet you’d give Erin a run for her money…”

Marisa continues to excitably brag about you, but you can’t help but feel something is wrong. Something about your final attack that sticks out in your mind, like the multiple master sparks that you used to punch Rumia with…You start to feel as if you’re being watched by someone from afar.

Suddenly, you hear a flapping of wings from above and something gracefully lands behind you.
“The Great and Honest Ay-”
YOU SPIN AROUND ON INSTINCT AND PUNCH THAT LYING BITCH IN HER WHORE MOUTH.

The impact sends Aya a good distance away and she falls into the crater where she slumps on the bottom unconscious.
Wow, your quest to get Aya was easier than expected.

Marisa, simply blinks because it all happened so fast, but she then realizes that you punched the FUCK out of Aya and scolds you for using such irrational violence. This coming from the person who THREW YOUR BED WITH YOU IN IT THROUGH A WALL because of that very person in the crater, but you let it slide because punching Aya made you feel good. Besides, she probably took a picture of you healing Marisa and would have twisted it into something naughty.

You and Marisa both look into the crater at Aya and you still feel like someone’s watching you. Which is weird because Aya’s unconscious and most certainly not looking at you right now.

“My, that was really cruel of you.” says a calm, but familiar voice.
Oh.

Yuuka is standing directly behind you with the same calm smile on her face. You wonder how long she’s been there and how long she’s been watching you.

“I really wanted to do that myself, but it looks like you beat me to the punch” she smiles sweetly at you, as if charmed by your wanton violence and strength, but you feel really uneasy about this smile.

“She told me terrible, terrible, things about you. Like how you were cheating on me with a blonde woman.” She looks over at Marisa with the same smile and Marisa freezes up. You can tell she’s trying to say something to defend herself, but nothing will come out.

“I came to find you partly because I was lonely, and partly because I wanted to find out for myself. Now I know she was lying because that woman looks nothing like the one in the photo. Now, I don’t like it when people lie to me, so I’ll make sure to let her know that when she wakes up.”
Yuuka then looks into the crater and a quick flash of malice takes over her face, but is quickly subdued by her graciousness.

“But, one thing still doesn’t make sense.” She says while not looking at you, but off in the distance. She starts spinning her parasol,
“You have a woman’s scent on you.”
She’s no longer smiling

[x] Think up an excuse. If you tell the truth, then both Marisa and Yuuka will hate you. If you get found out, then they’ll still hate you, but at least you had a chance. < Insert excuse here >
[x] No, you shouldn’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn’t your fault anyways.
[x] Do one of the above, but ask her to join your party.
[x] Run.
[x] Tell her to shut up, you’ll fuck her later.
>> No. 23099
[x] No, you shouldn’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn’t your fault (Or idea) anyways.
[x] Do one of the above, but ask her to join your party.
>> No. 23100
>[x] Tell her to shut up, you’ll fuck her later.
Tempting....

[x] Think up an excuse. If you tell the truth, then both Marisa and Yuuka will hate you. If you get found out, then they’ll still hate you, but at least you had a chance.
-[x] You were grappling with some random lady over a wild boar you killed.
>> No. 23101
[x] Think up an excuse. If you tell the truth, then both Marisa and Yuuka will hate you. If you get found out, then they’ll still hate you, but at least you had a chance. Our excuse will be that Alice DID make an alcohol-induced move on us, but that despite our own inebriation we managed to brush her off before we had sexual relations with that woman. If that doesn't fly go on about the meaning of "is" or something.

[x] Do one of the above, but ask her to join your party.

[x] Tell her to shut up, you’ll fuck her later.


I think this is a decent plan. Makes us seem not completely disloyal while also reasserting our dominance (since she likes that).
>> No. 23102
[x] No, you shouldn’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It may as well have been your fault anyways.

The truth will come out at some point. No point in delaying the inevitable, and this is a first step to maintaining an honest and true relationship.
>> No. 23103
[X] Think up an excuse. If you tell the truth, then both Marisa and Yuuka will hate you. If you get found out, then they’ll still hate you, but at least you had a chance.
-[X] You were grappling with some random lady over a wild boar you killed.
[X] Go search Aya's body for any evidence and destroy it.

There are some things one is better off not knowing. And there are some cases where other people not knowing makes things better for us.
>> No. 23104
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn’t your fault anyways.
[x] Do one of the above, but ask her to join your party.
[x] Tell her to shut up, you ’ll
fuck her later.
>> No. 23105
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn ’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] And if she complains, tell her to shut up, you ’ll fuck her later.
>> No. 23106
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn ’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] And if she complains, tell her to shut up, you ’ll fuck her later.
A good little honesty helped with a side of goold ol' violence. I like it- and I think that Yuuka will too. After all she doesn't respect wealings, frail people nor liars. He is neither.
>> No. 23107
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn ’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] And if she complains, tell her to shut up, you ’ll fuck her later.

Except it was our fault, we shouldve been able to brush her off, and besides, whining about some fucking magic threads getting us raped isnt manly.
>> No. 23109
>>23107

Alice's magic threads IS strong, you know. Even Patchouli and Youmu comments on how strong the threads are in the fighters. Youmu's swords can!t even cut through it.
>> No. 23110
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn ’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] And if she complains, tell her to shut up, you ’ll fuck her later.
>> No. 23111
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] And if she complains, tell her to shut up, you ’ll fuck her later.
[x] Go search Aya's body for any evidence and destroy it.
>> No. 23112
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn ’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
>> No. 23113
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] Go search Aya's body for any evidence and destroy it.
>> No. 23114
[x] No, you shouldn ’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences. It wasn ’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] And if she complains, tell her to shut up, you ’ll fuck her later.
>> No. 23115
[x]>>23114
>> No. 23116
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[x] No, you shouldn’t lie to your betrothed. Tell her the truth and accept the consequences, it wasn’t your fault anyways.
[x] Ask her to join your party.
[x] Tell her to shut up, you’ll fuck her later.

Aww, jeeze. You really don’t feel like dealing with this issue right now, especially with Marisa right there and everything. You take Yuuka by the hand and lead her out of earshot and quickly (but quietly) explain the whole situation with Alice as truthfully as possible. Marisa, in the meantime, is trying to get closer to eavesdrop on your conversation, but couldn’t get anything out of it and disappointedly climbs back down in the crater and proceeds to loot Aya for any goodies.

Yuuka looks at you venomously, you had a feeling that she wasn’t going to take this news very well. After all, the man she chose to marry had a very unmanly thing happen to him, he got raped by Alice. Well, “rape” is too strong a word, so you call it “getting tricked” instead. Yuuka doesn’t care what its called, she still looks like she wants some blood…or perhaps another bodily fluid.
You grab Yuuka and bring her close to you, you whisper in her ear that if she forgives you, you’ll make it worth her while. Yuuka’s eyes brighten, it looks like that’s all she wanted after all.

“What if I don’t? What if I want it worth my while now?” Yuuka whispers back and embraces you, fully ready to “have it worth her while” right there on the spot.

This, of course, is a problem. So instead of negotiating, you start to threatening her instead. You tell her if she doesn’t keep quiet, then you’ll sleep with Marisa and give her all your love instead. You, of course, don’t plan on doing that at all, but a flash of panic runs across Yuuka’s face. It looks like your bluff worked. You squeeze Yuuka’s ass and promise you’ll make it up to her tonight and, after thinking it over for a moment, she reluctantly agrees. In fact, she’ll join you on your quest to “keep an eye on you”.

Yuuka Kazami joins your party!

Alright! You settled one problem, now its time to deal with Aya. You peer into the crater to find Marisa looking at something in her hands. You can’t see her face because her back is to you, but something’s wrong.

You climb down into the crater and the closer you get to Marisa, the more uneasy you feel. She’s holding onto something small and rectangular shaped and her hands are shaking slightly. Why does Aya have to be a problem even if she’s not doing anything? You slowly make your way towards her and when she hears your approach, she quickly puts that object into her skirt pocket and fumbles about with Aya’s body, trying to feebly pretend that she’s looking for something else. Its quite obvious what that object was, but you continue anyways. You kneel next to her and ask her if she’s okay and even though she says yes, you can obviously tell that she’s upset. You start to explain that, first of all, it wasn’t your fault, but she says she has no idea what you’re talking about.

Well fine, if she doesn’t want to talk about it, then you don’t want to tell her about it. Besides, she was on top the whole time, so any pictures would show her being totally willing anyways, so whatever. You grab Aya’s body and drag her out of the crater.

What should we do with Aya?

[x] Tie her up with magic thread and take her with you.
[x] Tie her up with magic thread and wait for her to wake up.
[x] Crush her camera and let her go.
[x] ITS RAPING TIME (Yuuka and Marisa are watching…lol)
>> No. 23117
[X] Tie her up with magic thread and wait for her to wake up.

Aya's got some explaining to do.
>> No. 23118
[x] Tie her up with magic thread and wait for her to wake up.
-[x] And take her camera- as to persaude her to be cooperative.
>> No. 23119
Well, this went a lot better than could be expected, other than Marisa being jelly.

[x] Tie her up with magic thread and wait for her to wake up.
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