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22657 No. 22657
Howdy! Let’s play a CYOA like survival game where the main objective is to avoid getting kidnapped by Yukari and being taken to Gensokyo. Lucky for you though, she has the courtesy to send you an “invitation” beforehand so you can prepare. You see, Yukari‘s grown bored of watching people die helplessly after kidnapping them and letting them run around Gensokyo, so she‘s decided to give you a fighting chance. You, on the other hand, don‘t plan on going off to your doom and will resist. However, going to Gensokyo doesn’t exactly net an instant bad ending, but the only way to “win” is to be able to survive and thrive or make it back to the outside world. Or, if you’re clever enough, you can convince Yukari to either leave you alone or evade her enough to make her give up (but if she catches you after evading her for so long, she might not take you to a nice place). The choices I give are just personal suggestions on what to do, but creative suggestions will almost always guarantee a good event, so think outside the box and don’t forget to use your surroundings! You can find/purchase/use items to help in your survival and skills are randomly given depending on your choices.

Anyways, to start out, you are Joe, an average boring guy with an average boring life and you are currently sitting. Kinda want a new name because Joe just screams average, but there is a more pressing matter at hand. There is a letter on the table that you just finished reading that says, “Congratulations, human! Your life will no longer be the bland, mediocre existence that you‘ve come to represent! I’ve personally chosen you to go on a one-way expedition to the wonderful land of Gensokyo! I suggest getting a survival kit and a weapon to make friends with. Otherwise, you will end up all alone like everyone before you. Don’t take too long, I’ll come by shortly to pick you up. Love, Yukari”. The letter itself has beautiful ornate designs on the sides and there is a faint but pleasant smell emanating from the envelope, but that’s not what captivates your attention at all. It’s the fact that you woke up with the letter on your chest and someone had to break in to your home to deliver it to you that makes you take the letter more seriously. Well, however it got here, you don’t want to go to “Gensokyo” or wherever, especially if it means arming yourself. You kinda like your laid back and average lifestyle. It is early in the morning and your inventory consists of a t-shirt (worn), jeans (worn), socks (worn), a wallet (in back pocket), with your ID and $100 dollars in $1 bills and a peppermint in one of your pants pockets.
You decide to…

[x] Take the letter seriously and start gathering supplies from around your apartment.
[x] Ignore the letter and continue your day normally by going to work.
[x] Grab a bite to eat first before deciding anything. You can’t think on an empty stomach.
[x] Fuck that shit, head to the bar and piss all your money away on booze like a real man.

Oh, and you can also vote for a new name if you want.
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>> No. 22927
[X] Make Alice and yourself a MANLY breakfast made from the freshly slain corpse of a boar. Then head on over to Kourindou in your new boarskin cloak.
>> No. 22928
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>>22923
lol'd
>She simply shrugs and states that, “I can tell when someone is bad or not, its all just a matter of looking into their eyes. Now, I don’t know what your relationship with Yuuka is, if there is any, but I don’t believe that it involves any malice. You just look like the kind of person who’s always misunderstood and is always suffering misfortune.” She looks a little sad while saying this, almost as if she were describing herself.
I cried. She deserves better. And she hit the fucking nail in the head (we were falling from moving cars a few posts earlier)
[x] Make a MANLY breakfast and Repair the house with sheer MANLY handymanning skill.
>> No. 22929
[x]Use Jagermaster
-[x] Make Alice and yourself a MANLY breakfast made from the freshly slain corpse of a boar. Than head to Kourindou.
This sounds hilarious, but we need to use Jagermaster to make sure we do it right.
>> No. 22930
> On one hand there’s you (a suspicious, muscular human man who seems to have a lot of power (or at least potential) telling you that he’s NOT trying to do all sorts of dastardly deeds, but is instead trying to get vengeance on Yukari.)
> On the other hand there’s Aya. (Self explanatory)

I snickered.

[X] Make Alice and yourself a MANLY breakfast made from the freshly slain boar.
-[X] After breakfast, repair her house and the bed.
-[X] Then head on over to Kourindou in your new boarskin cloak.
>> No. 22931
[X] Make Alice and yourself a MANLY breakfast made from the freshly slain boar.
[x] Repair the wall using the hide, a mean glare, and your right pectoral muscle.
>> No. 22932
>>22925
changing
>freshly slain corpse of a boar
to just
>freshly slain boar

sounds more appetizing.

and adding
[ø] Then head on over to Kourindou in your new boarskin cloak.
>> No. 22933
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[X] Make Alice and yourself a MANLY breakfast made from the freshly slain boar.
-[X] After breakfast, repair her house and the bed.

You stretch your mahscles as you adjust yourself to the bright morning light. Man, you’re really glad you got lost and found Alice’s house or else you’d probably be sleeping under a rock or something. Hmm, you get the feeling today’s gonna be a good day, and what better way to start off a good day than with a good breakfast? You had nothing to eat yesterday, so you decide that an incredibly hearty breakfast will be the only way to solve this problem!

You get off the couch and stretch one last time before heading outside to catch yourself something to eat. You’d never gone hunting before, but it can’t be too hard right? This is a forest, so there’s bound to be something tasty to eat in there. You wander in the forest for a short while until you are accosted by a wild boar the size of a buick! Yeah, the boar’s pretty big, but you don’t know if it’ll be enough to satisfy your appetite.

The giant boar charges you with tusks gleaming in the morning light, fully intent on crushing, and/or, impaling you in one fell swoop. You simply stand there and dig your feet into the ground as it gets closer and closer until it finally crashes into you. The boar’s body crumples against you, as if it hit a steel wall, and breaks its neck, killing it instantly. You haven’t moved an inch from the impact, and as you look at the boar that just killed itself, you smile.
Hunting’s pretty damn easy.

You drag the boar’s carcass back to Alice’s front yard with one hand while collecting firewood with the other hand. There’s patch of dirt on her lawn, so you decide to set up a campfire. Yeah, you don’t think Alice’s kitchen can handle this large a meal, so you just simple borrow a knife instead. When you butcher the boar’s carcass, you separate all the goods you can get (such as the skin, bones, fat, etc.) and the unwanted stuff (the organs for example) before slicing the boar’s meat into large chunks. You throw the fat into the fire to fuel the flames and use some of the bones as spit’s to cook the meat. You lay the boar’s pelt out to dry and decide to start repairing Alice’s house and bed.

Now, you’re not too sure if the trees in this area is good enough for wood (they’re all gnarly and evil looking), so instead you activate Jagermaster and carve the bed’s frame out from the rest of the boar’s bones and give them intricate design’s and patterns. You make really quick work of it and, before you know it, Alice now has Gel T’lrath Rithzm ts Merod “The Mighty Hammerfist of Gun Punch”, A boar bone bed.

[i]This is a boar bone bed. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. The bed is encrusted with boar bone, studded with boar bone, decorated with boar bone, and encircled with bands of boar bone. The object is adorned with hanging rings of boar bone and menaces with spikes of boar bone. On the item is an image of Jagermaster Joe in boar bone. Joe is drinking alcohol. On the item is an image of Jagermaster Joe and a car in boar bone. Joe is falling off the car without spilling his alcohol. On the item is an image of Chen and Jagermaster Joe in boar bone. Chen is begging to Joe. On the item is an image of Jagermaster Joe surrounded by human in boar bone. Joe and the humans are dancing. On the item is an image of Alice Margatroid in boar bone. Alice is making a plaintive gesture. On the item is an image of Yukari Yakumo and Jagermaster Joe in boar bone. Yukari is in a fetal position and Joe is laughing.[i/]

You blink. You’re not too sure what made you do all this stuff, but hey, you’re sure its worth a ton to the right person and you’re sure Alice will appreciate it.
Maybe.

Well, you can’t really do much about the hole in the wall, so you take the boar’s pelt and hang it over the hole. You don’t have a hammer on you, so you PUNCH the nails into the wall and it works out just as well. You can hear movement from inside as Alice bursts out of her room to see what’s with the sudden cacophony of your fists hitting nails. You tell her that you’re almost done with your chores and head back to the boar roast to check how the meat’s looking.

Alice is, to say the least, stunned by your actions. Partly because you’re still here and trying to help her fix her house/make breakfast, and partly because of the way you’re doing it. She’s just simply stands there and tries to find a way to react to this turn of events. She’s used to being alone and having to do everything herself, so you running around doing all these things really made an impression on her.

The meat is done, so you drag her towards the campsite and give her your special MAN made breakfast. You can tell she doesn’t really want to eat it (she settles for toast every morning, so a boar roast is a little over her head), but eats some for your sake.

“So, I’m guessing you slept well enough if you had the energy to do all this, right?” she asks you in her usual cold manner.

You happily tell her that you slept like a baby and wouldn’t mind coming back again.

She chokes on the meat momentarily and turns her head away from you to recompose herself. People who do come and stay at her house very rarely ever stays the entire night (they find some excuse to leave) and none of them ever come back.

“W-well, you can come back anytime you want. I don’t mind your company.” She says this while looking away from you, as if to hide her face.

D’AWWWW, Alice is kinda cute when she’s shy. You decide not to push it though, you’d rather not ruin your friendship by teasing her too much.
You spend the rest of breakfast telling her of your exploits, of how Yukari ruined your average life and dumped you here, and of how you plan to attack her. Alice simply nods and looks at you uninterested, but you can tell that she’s actually very happy to be spending time with someone for a change. After breakfast (you finish the rest of what she couldn’t) you tell her that you’re going to go to Kourindou and that you’ll hopefully see her later sometime.

“Ah, wait!” Alice suddenly says while running back into her house. She comes back with a large bottle of a liquor in each hand. It seems to be some sort of rice wine, something you’re unfamiliar with, but then again, its alcohol.
“Since you’ve done so much for me this morning, why don’t we celebrate your arrival into Gensokyo? It doesn’t have to be a bad thing that you were brought here. Oh, and I have many more bottels inside, so you don‘t have to worry about running out of alcohol.”

Alice has now risen to become your new best friend.

You don’t mind spending time with your new buddy, and its apparent that she doesn’t want to be left alone again. It’s a little bit before noon and you’re fairly certain that Kourindou won’t close for a long time. You haven’t really had a lot of alcohol recently and the bottles are very, VERY tempting.

What shall you do?

[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.
[x] No, any more distractions and you’ll never get to Kourindou.
>> No. 22934
On one hand, we need to get to Kourindou so we can get MANLY gear.

On the other hand, Lonely Alice is Lonely.

What to chose, what to chose...
>> No. 22935
[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.

>Alice now has Gel T’lrath Rithzm ts Merod “The Mighty Hammerfist of Gun Punch”, A boar bone bed.

YES.
>> No. 22936
[x] Alcohol? This early in the
day? HELL YES.
>> No. 22937
[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.
A MANLY MAN is always ready to drink.
>> No. 22938
I laughed so hard at the hunting part.

[ø] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.

We should, however, pace ourselves so that we
1. don't ruin our relationship with Alice by doing something idiotic
2. can still get to Kourindou.
>> No. 22939
[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.
>> No. 22940
[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.
>> No. 22941
[ø] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.

We should, however, pace ourselves so that we
1. don't ruin our relationship with Alice by doing something idiotic
2. can still get to Kourindou.


This
>> No. 22942
>This is a boar bone bed. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. The bed is encrusted with boar bone, studded with boar bone, decorated with boar bone, and encircled with bands of boar bone. The object is adorned with hanging rings of boar bone and menaces with spikes of boar bone. On the item is an image of Jagermaster Joe in boar bone. Joe is drinking alcohol. On the item is an image of Jagermaster Joe and a car in boar bone. Joe is falling off the car without spilling his alcohol. On the item is an image of Chen and Jagermaster Joe in boar bone. Chen is begging to Joe. On the item is an image of Jagermaster Joe surrounded by human in boar bone. Joe and the humans are dancing. On the item is an image of Alice Margatroid in boar bone. Alice is making a plaintive gesture. On the item is an image of Yukari Yakumo and Jagermaster Joe in boar bone. Yukari is in a fetal position and Joe is laughing.
Goddamn this guy is an artist. Egyptian Hieroglyphs are low tier now.

[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES
>> No. 22943
>You don’t have a hammer on you, so you PUNCH the nails into the wall and it works out just as well. You can hear movement from inside as Alice bursts out of her room to see what’s with the sudden cacophony of your fists hitting nails.

.... DAMN! With each update, your protagonist is becoming is becoming more insaneful power...

Heck... you'd be so powerful, YOU'LL BLOCK OUT THE SUN. But then it'll be too cold, SO YOU'LL MAKE ANOTHER SUN! DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Whatever.

[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.

It's always happy hour in Gensokyo! So go have a drink with Suika Alice!
>> No. 22944
[X] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.
[X] Challenge her claim that you won't run out of alcohol.

New reader here. This is fucking awesome, OP.
>> No. 22945
[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.
[x] Challenge her claim that you won't run out of alcohol.

I can stand behind this. There's no particular rush to get to Kourin's place (or at least there's no timetable that we're aware of yet), and Alice certainly enjoys the company.

Though if anyone comes crashing through the house again to ruin our handywork, heavens be damned as we unleash the full fury of a drunken master.
>> No. 22946
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22946
Sorry guys, update coming in several hours. I don't feel particularly good right now.
>> No. 22947
>>22946

Take your time man, I will savor the next update with each passing second so that in the end it will taste very good.
>> No. 22948
>>22946
Yeah. Don't push your self too hard. Oh and you have inspired me to try my hand at my own CYOA. Hopefuly I can get it started in the near future.
>> No. 22950
>>22948
And so the chain continues, eternal and unbroken.
>> No. 22952
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22952
[x] Alcohol? This early in the day? HELL YES.


Well damn, with an offer like that, how can you refuse?? You and Alice head back into her house to tip a few back. You sit on her sofa as she goes to the kitchen to get something to pour the drink in. Honestly, you prefer drinking straight from the bottle, but hey, you’re not gonna complain. She comes back with two cups, joins you at the sofa, and pours both of you a drink.

Man, whatever you’re drinking, its fairly potent and tastes like lighter fluid (and can probably substitute as such if need be), but that’s just the way you like it. You and Alice start chatting about a variety of subjects, from the different kinds of people who inhabit Gensokyo, to Alice’s life dream of creating a sentient doll capable of moving on its own. You find out that she uses a powerful type of thread that can channel magic through it which enables the doll connected to it to fly, attack, emote, or whatever she commands. Only one string is necessary to control the doll and the thread is super strong, especially with magic channeling through it, so she doesn’t have to worry about it breaking in the heat of combat.

Very interesting stuff, you learn a lot about Alice’s abilities due to the alcohol causing herself to let her guard down. You can certainly handle your drink, but Alice’s smaller frame is having trouble adjusting to the large amount of alcohol being consumed (which is partly your fault because she’s trying to drink as much as you are). You decide to pace yourself a bit so Alice doesn’t get overwhelmed, but it’s a little too late as her icy demeanor has been thoroughly melted away into one of a giggly idiot. She’s getting all touchy feely with you and, although you don’t mind physical contact, is getting a just a little too close for comfort.

Its been three bottles and you haven’t had nearly enough alcohol to sustain you for the rest of the day, but you decide stop for her sake. Who knows what’ll happen if you keep going?
Alice drapes her body across your lap and complains. She teases you by saying you’re afraid that she can out drink you, but you let this insult slide because she herself is incredibly drunk and probably doesn‘t know what she‘s saying. You move to put away the remaining bottles, but she says, “Ah, hang on, I have something to show you!”

She gets up and stumbles her way towards her room and beckons you to follow.
Uh, you don’t like the looks of this at all, so you kindly refuse.

“C’mooon, it’ll just be for a second, I wanna show you something nice that I haven’t shown anyone before.”

Hmm, your curiosity has just been piqued. You agree to follower her, but you let your guard down because you don‘t believe she‘s capable of doing something drastic. You follow her up to her room and she tells you to go in.
You REALLY don’t like where this is going, but your curiosity gets the better of you, so you go inside and stand in the middle of the room. Alice follows in right behind you and shuts the door behind her. You look around her room and notice that, like the other parts of her house, there are many different dolls on the walls, but these dolls are all the same. In fact, the dolls on the on the walls are just like the doll floating by Alice’s side. Its kinda creepy, but nothing else seems to be out of the ordinary.

Suddenly, Alice hugs you from behind, and whispers in your ear, “You ready for that nice thing?” You had small feeling this was gonna happen, and you break free of her grasp and turn to stop her from going any further. As you face her, she suddenly kisses you right on the mouth and embraces you. You are taken aback by her tongue invading your mouth and you fall backwards onto the with her body on top of you. You try to push her off, but your hand is bound to the bed post by a magic thread. The doll that’s always flying next to her quickly tied you to the bed post with its own thread once you had fallen on it. You try to push her off with your other hand, but dozens of dolls fly off the walls and quickly tie the rest of you limbs to the bed posts. Alice smiles at your attempt to free yourself, but the multiple strands of magic thread won’t break and the bed you are tied to is actually “The Mighty Hammerfist of Gun Punch” The boar bone bed you made for her.

Holy shit, you are amazed that she managed to switch her own bed with the bed you made without you noticing, but you’re bit preoccupied with a more pressing matter. The bed is nigh indestructible (partly because it is a legendary artifact of yore, and partly because YOU made it), and the many magic threads that bind you to the bed are unyielding to your strength. Your traits may have given you an ridiculously high amount of toughness, but your strength is simply above the limit of normal humans, something the magical thread can easily withstand. You regret not getting something to modify your strength.

You are completely and utterly at the mercy of your captor. Karma is a bitch, isn’t it? (referencing how you violated Yukari at the bar).
You hope Alice would be just content with kissing you, and that karma would be satisfied by this, but when she gets stops kissing and gets off, she begins to undress before you eyes.

“Here, let me show you that nice thing…”

Oh no, it looks like she’s going to go all the way with this. You struggle in vain and attempt to talk her out of it, but your protest falls on deaf ears. You don’t want to be unfaithful to the woman you have just been engaged too, but it looks like there’s nothing you can do. Alice now stand’s before you completely bare and asks, “Well? Do you like what you see?”

That’s a trick question, you can’t answer yes because that’d make you look bad and you can’t answer no because then you’d be lying. Her slender, pale body is completely free of blemishes or any imperfections, almost like a doll. You keep your mouth shut, but your body betrays you. You curse yourself for being a healthy man.

“Hmhmhm… you don’t have to respond, your body’s answering for you.” She slowly makes her way towards you, stops at the side of the bed and looks down at you with a smile on her face brought on from alcohol and lust. You tell her that you’re engaged to Yuuka, and that bad things will happen to the both of you if she continues, but she simply ignores you as she starts to remove your pants. Urgh, despite your fierce resistance your soldier can’t help but stand at attention once he’s freed from his prison. Alice is fully encouraged by this sight and proceeds to straddle your body and complete her act of debauchery (and your infidelity).

The springs in the mattress creak in protest to the additional weight as she starts to move. Her movements are clumsy and its obvious she’s inexperienced at such an action, but however inept she is, her instincts and desire push her over the limit as the sounds of your joining fill the room. Unlike when you were with Yuuka, Alice is much more delicate and gentle. This drives you wild and you resist the waves of pleasure with all of your might, but no REAL man can deny the pleasures of a woman’s body. You guilt is soon swept away by animal instinct and you resist no longer.
Alice knows her time with you would be short since your goal is to defeat Yukari and get back to your world so, despite the consequences, she enjoy herself to the fullest. She was never close to anyone, let alone a man, so she saw this opportunity and took it.

The bedsprings squeak constantly for about thirty minutes until she collapses on your body from overexertion and alcohol. As she loses consciousness, the threads that once held you back grow slack and you are freed once more. The both of you are covered in sweat and you can feel the heat from her body start to return back to normal. You see a smiling, satisfied expression on her face and can’t help but feel really guilty in return. She only wanted some companionship and you can’t blame her for what she did as it was mostly fueled by alcohol anyways. You’re a little tired from the event that just transpired, so as you try to move her body off the top of you, you instead wrap your arms around her as you try to resist falling asleep.

*click*

The sound of a camera taking a picture erases all of the fatigue from your body and you look out the window next to the bed to see a blur flying off in the distance. You have a terrible idea of where that blur is going.

GODFUGGINDAMMIT.

You roll Alice off of you and onto the bed as you quickly get dressed and then dress Alice the best you can. This is bad, Marisa was right when she said that Aya only takes her pictures that makes you look bad.

Dammit! You’re really stuck between a rock and a hard place now. On one hand if you explain that Alice managed to overpower you, then Yuuka would see this as a challenge and obliterate your friend. On the other hand, if you explain that you did it willingly, then she’d kill you AND Alice.

Alright, you try to calm down and think clearly on what to do next. As you do that, you look sadly back at Alice and curse yourself for allowing this to happen. You try to find something to blame other than yourself, but only thought that comes to your mind is a very unsettling one.

You’ve been betrayed by your precious alcohol.

Well…what do you do now?

[x] Well, there’s nothing you can do about Aya now. Just pray that Yuuka doesn’t believe or doesn’t care about what Aya tells her. Continue onwards to Kourindou.
[x] Gah, you can’t just ignore this problem. Head back to the flower field and confront your fears.
[x] Totally ignore this problem and wait for Alice to wake up. Hopefully when she wakes up, she won’t remember what she has done and try to convince her that she simply passed out uneventfully. Then invite her to your party and go to Kourindou.

(Oh yeah, the 250 mark is coming up very soon. Do you guys mind if I continue the next thread in Border?)
>> No. 22953
[x] Gah, you can’t just ignore this problem. RUN FASTER THAN THE FUCKING WIND back to the flower field and confront your fears.

We can't lose Yuuka's trust!

PAPARAZZI WHORE! WHEN GEORGE "SAXTON" HALE GETS YOUR HANDS ON YOU, OH!
>> No. 22954
[x] Well, there’s nothing you can do about Aya now. Just pray that Yuuka doesn’t believe or doesn’t care about what Aya tells her. Continue onwards to Kourindou.

[x] Prepare a story about the lack of mongamy in your homeland. 'First Wife' is a very desirable position, after all..

Continue the next thread in Border is fine.
>> No. 22957
[x] Go ahead to Kourindou.

You guys think he'll have a tesla coil?
>> No. 22958
[x] There's only one solution. You have to kill Bill Aya. (or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[x] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened nad asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place'(Wherever that is) hide it on Shanghai and leave for Korindou
--[x] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.
Fun times are over. We have an(other) objective now: take the (other) bitch down. Kourin wil probably help us with some info.
>You regret not getting something to modify your strength.
Goddamn, this should be our priority. Although... he probably is too slow for her... there must be something we can do. Another feat perhaps? Training montage?
>> No. 22959
[x] There's only one solution. You have to kill Bill Aya. (or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[x] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened nad asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place'(Wherever that is) hide it on Shanghai and leave for Korindou
--[x] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.
>> No. 22961
[x] There's only one solution. You have to kill Bill Aya. (or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[x] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened and asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place' (Wherever that is), hide it on Shanghai and leave for Kourindou
--[x] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.

Agreeing with this. Telling Yuuka about this whole thing may or may not satisfy her trust, but Aya needs to be taken down before anything else like this happens again.

Alice deserves to know whatever she can before Marisa attempts to blow her whole house up. We could also have Alice send some sort of message to Yuuka while we're off bird-hunting, so Yuuka can join in on the hunt. I'm not sure how she might appreciate being told this way, but it would perhaps be better than having a newspaper shoved into her face with incriminating photos plastered all over the front page.
>> No. 22963
[x] There's only one solution. You have to kill Bill Aya. (or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[x] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened and asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place' (Wherever that is), hide it on Shanghai and leave for Kourindou
--[x] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.

I though that facing Yuuka now would be the best idea, but... well, I don't know what to know.
I'm more afraid from a heart-broken Yukka than a jealous Yuuka.
>> No. 22964
Yeah it's fine. But will it continue to be a nameless thread?

[x] There's only one solution.
You have to kill Bill Aya. (or stop her from taking anymore
pictures of anything ever again)
-[x] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened and asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place' (Wherever that is), hide it on Shanghai and leave for Kourindou
--[x] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else at the store.
>> No. 22965
>>22958
I was telling you guys we should have gone for Hokuto Shinken... but NOOOO....
>> No. 22967
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22967
Fine fine, I'll give it a name.
The next 3 posts will decide what the name will be.


GO!
>> No. 22968
>Just an Average Joe.

I'm not going to Explain the joke.
>> No. 22969
Christ, the day after you become engaged and you're already cheating...
>> No. 22970
The Tale of Manly Joe
>> No. 22972
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22972
>>22968

Eh, I kinda like this one.

Next update is gonna be tomorrow in the new thread
Just an Average Joe: Chapter 2
See you guys there.

Fun Fact- His name originally came from "Average Joe" because of his wonderfully average life. I totally expected you guys to change his name into something else, but I guess its a good thing that you didn't.

Oh, and MORE POTENTIAL FORESHADOWING?! (pic)
>> No. 22973
>>22972
>Oh, and MORE POTENTIAL FORESHADOWING?! (pic)

We're gonna get a pet llama?
>> No. 22975
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22975
>>22972
Goddamnit, anon likes screwing around but not after getting engaged!
I don't care if Yuuka is a murderous monster, we'll change her (I hope)
Not at this rate though...
>> No. 22976
>>22967
>>22972

Damn, missed it. So much for this being called Gensokyo's Awesomest Resident.
>> No. 22978
Aya just went from number two to number one. She's gonna die.

[X] There's only one solution. You have to kill Bill Aya. (Or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[X] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened and asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place' (Wherever that is), hide it on Shanghai and leave for Kourindou.
-[X] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.

This is why you don't piss of those with the Determinator trait.
>> No. 22980
>Gensokyo's Awesomest Resident.

...GAR?

...holy fuck, I demand an overruling of the current title. "GAR" is too awesome to pass up.
>> No. 22981
>>22980

But... we were trying to not go to Gensokyo... and trying to get out of it anyway... and we're not really a resident... yet...
>> No. 22984
>>22981
We're already getting married to Yuuka, why not settle down and live with her from now on? Life in the old world is pretty average for an average Joe, and within minutes of entering this new one, we managed to find that true and enduring love that we've been searching for all our lives. Besides, I'm not so sure how Yuuka can adapt to life in a cold and noisy city with very little greenery or wildlife to speak of.

Our end goal is still to crush and exterminate Yukari in the most inhuman way possible. There is no doubt about that. But no matter what happens, nothing will separate us from our beloved wife.
>> No. 22985
>>22984

Easy, we'll move to New York and settle in Central park! Just... hope she doesn't decide to cover all of New York in plants... that would make for a horrible movie end. Oh wait...
>> No. 22986
>>22984
Nothing except that crow bitch. Maybe we could get Hatate to help?
>> No. 22988
I suddenly had a Fridge Logic moment.

What if the person Yukari was talking about who would break us was not Yuka, but Aya?

Aya's in on it. Yukari got to Aya so that she can spread news of an Evil Overlord who wants to take over Gensokyo and rape all the women so that Gensokyo is turned against us.

Aya must be silenced.

And if not, well, one less annoyance to worry about.
>> No. 22989
[X] There's only one solution. You have to kill Bill Aya. (Or stop her from taking anymore pictures of anything ever again)
-[X] Leave a note for Alice explaining in vague details what happened and asking her to catch up to you on the way to 'Aya's place' (Wherever that is), hide it on Shanghai and leave for Kourindou.
-[X] Before you go, grab anything you can use to help you on the trip: you'll grab anything else on the store.

I think we might be able to withstand Yuuka, she'll be mad and try to kill us but maybe we can swoon her again by just being "Bitch, please"
>> No. 29373
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