Caught a sulky one the other day.

Caught a feral one.
I began taming her by tanning her hide.

Don't forget to train your monster daily!

I prefer a specialist monster. That's why I train her in such specific way.
For example, I'm training her to be the perfect maid, while withstanding moderate pain.

...NO COMMENT

>>7968

So how well would an organic computer work out?

>>7970

It worked for these guys. IT CAN WORK FOR YOU!

You'd better have a license for this.

>>7981
My humanity is my license. My sword is hatred. My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust.

>>8013
B-but... Peace and love...

>>8013
Funny guy.
I didn't ask for your ideological bullshit, I asked if you had a permit. This monster training stuff is barely legal as it is.

>>8020
My tribute to humanity is permit enough!

>>8030
Well, humanity doesn't share your sentiment.
Don't make me call the authorities. Don't think that I won't.

>>8045
I for one welcome YAF as our new overlord.

>>8030

Your 'tribute' is not good enough. We need something better.

Or are you one of those psychopaths that want to see the world burn to ashes?

>>8050
I AM VERY HAPPY

HAPPY IN MY SUIT

HAPPY IN MY PANTS

Happy famiry.

fluffy

>>8128
a plump is fine too
Warning: lewd imagery. Avert thine virgin eyes if you would like your Satori untarnished.

>>8133
>monster
>untarnished

Oh please.

>>8136
I don't like your insinuations, young man.

>>8137
Isn’t that just too bad?

me in the second panel

>>8136
I really don't know why I'm asking this, but did you draw that mustache on him? It seems like a YAF thing to do for some reason.
Sage because posting this makes me feel retarded.

Do not rape the Satori.

>>8146
Not this time, Gal.

>freckles

Well now.

>>8159
Is that a good "well now" or a good "well now"?

>>8166
Could be either, really.

Whoa, I found this.
Surprised you didn't post it before me.

ps update or i eat your soul

>>8172
That’s quite monstrous, man. Good kill, good kill.
>>8173
I’m about 70% done, but I’m close to passing out. I have to lie down for a few hours, then I’ll get it finished.
After that I’ll do another quick one, and this part of the thing should be done before the weekend is out. I’d planned to pull this last week, but I ended up ill and feeling like a Sandraker butt after getting pushed off the planet. And let me tell you, that ain’t the kind of feeling you’d pay to get a rerun of. Oh no, good sir. It’s actually pretty awful. Something between a mustard milkshake and a toothpick-jab between the ring-toe and the pinky-toe. That’s pretty god damn awful, for you tongueless/footless folks.

Also, this isn’t the right thread for demanding updates or talking about toes. Unless they’re Satori toes. And the Satori is bound and gagged and more than slightly ruffled. Then I’ll put myself behind it. In theory.

I misplaced my soul a long time ago anyway.

>>8153
>Gal
Huh what. I don't get what you're calling me.
Also since >>8173's threat of soul eating didn't phase you, how about we threaten to take away your booze next time?

>>8174
Ugh. Do you like her or not? I can't tell anymore.

>>8183
Love comes in many ways.

Why are embarrassed Satoris girls so cute?

Does it have to do with the subconscious?

You either enjoy teasing or being teased. Pick one or both or neither.

>>8225
Both. I could bicker all day.

Also,
>>8183
>like
A monster? That, my dear friend, is quite the monstrous implication. Are you attempting to undermine my well-founded Monster-Hunting reputation?

>>8280

Well, her head isn't mounted on a wall yet for one.

Your wall also seems to be pretty bare of much else by the way.

Not sure if Satori.

>>8280
So you are two-faced? That's not a good trait to have when dealing with Satori.

>>8288
She’ll just have to deal with it then, won’t she? She’ll be dead soon enough anyway.

DEEP as hell image

What if one day you woke up with a cool third eye, mind-reading powers, a few millennia added to your life expectancy and a nice set of sharp new teeth and claws to tear humans apart? They taste quite nice, too.

>>8298
Would that make me a monster? I think it would. I’m offing myself ASAP.

You wouldn’t take Satori out on a date.

>>8299
I wouldn't? Why wouldn't I? Who wouldn't?

>>8294
No, she will not.
How long do you insist on continuing this charade? And don't say "until she lays dead at my feet" or something along those lines.

>>8298
But Satori don't eat people.

>>8302
Satori doesn't, but satoris might.

You follow?

>>8304
I do, but I don't think that's true. If I know myth trends, Satori gain sustenance from thoughts.

>>8304

Actually, I doubt they do. In fact, unless the satori in question is exceptionally sadistic, I would imagine they generally shy away from eating anything that has any semblance of consciousness, since every meal would entail being subjected to an incessant barrage of mental screaming until their victim's brain ceases to function.

How would you feel if, every time you wanted a meal, you not only had to kill it yourself, but hear all of its reactions to your killing it inside your head?

>>8306
That makes sense. But then again, youkai are supposed to have minds different from humans', aren't they? Maybe they don't have any empathy and wouldn't care about human cries any more than a butcher would care about a pig's squeals.

*In the interest of not getting yelled at, I'm excluding Touhous from this, which are all wonderful people, I'm sure.

>>8302
SO LONG AS SHE STILL DRAWS BREATH, THERE WILL BE NO MERCY, NO RESPI—Oh hey. Legs!

>>8307
But unlike killing a human, being able to read minds implies that a satori would also feel what their prey is feeling.
So only a severely sadomasochistic satori would hunt humans.

>>8309
Fuck, replace the first 'human' with 'pig'
This is why I should do nothing but lurk when tired.

>>8310

No no no, it's fine.

We have called ourselves the ultimate prey for a reason. Why? Because we are also the ultimate predator on this planet, baring magic bullshit.

Besides, it's harder to see a human monster than a youkai monster due to the fact that humans are more likely to hide it better. Plus, you know, not having non-human appendages.

I think we can all agree monsters are monstrous and should be dealth with accordingly.

Legs all the way to the ground.

>>8313
>dealth
This is what I get for talking about monsters instead of, oh I dunno, DOING MY SWORN DUTY.

LEGS?

LEGS!!

In conclusion, legs.

Two-legged fiend.

>>8313
You think wrong. Haven't you been paying attention?

>>8322

You have no idea what you're talking about. Now be quiet and let the adults speak.

Now how to shoehorn some legservice into a story that’s absolutely not about romance and otherwise contains no service of the sort whatsoever?

Updates for the first to come up with an unobtrusive way.

A monster is in your hot spring. What do?

>>8330
Oh, I don't know. I'll have to defer to the experienced professionals on that matter.



I wonder who I'm referring to.

>>8333
Geez, what a cheater.

>>8333
What a coincidence. I wonder the same thing!

>>8338
Looks like neither of us will ever know. What a shame.

>>8339
What a shame. Well, not like I was absolutely bent on it.

Anyway, I think we’ve been discovered. AIM!

>>8340
FIRE!

>>8341
No, no! Cease! CEASE! WRONG FIRE!

>>8330
Oh! I've had an idea.
A leg injury followed by a meticulous description of first aid. Lots of flowery adjectives.
Satori-carrying optional.

>>8343
I like the flowery adjectives part, but I don’t know about the rest.

Oh well. I gave it a shot.
In other news, let's move on to a slightly more succulent part of Satori anatomy.

>>8347
KOISHI HIJACK LOL

Oh my, what are they doing?
That's not decent.

You wouldn’t give in to Koishi’s naughty advances.

I've got it!
A bomb is strapped to the protagonist's neck by a madman who demands that the monster's legs be shaved while reciting a sonnet about said monster's legs, comprised of no fewer than five flowery adjectives per minute, or else the bomb will detonate!

>>8349
...why is Satori purple?

>>8330
Rubbing someone's limbs is the best way to keep them warm.
If Satori were to walk waist-deep into cold water...

>>8351
>leg shaving
Oh dear god.
>five flowery adjectives per minute
I like this. I’d go for more, though.

‘Tis said in parts of Land of near and far,
O’er beer kegs in the towns and hellish dregs,
Where humans quarter and where monsters are,
‘Tis said the smoothest are Satori’s legs.

You know, this might be harder than it looks...

sex appeal

she hasn't got much of it

why am i saging a thread that's at the top of the board?

>>8367
She’s a monster, duh.

>>8370
OH DEAR LORD SHE'S MELTING
SOMEBODY HELP HER

>>8367
She makes up for it in cuteness, though.

>>8374
And monstrosity. Oh, so very very monstrous.

Yeah, no, I do not think so, monster.

>>8415
Good choice. The older sister is watching and would not approve.

>>8419
Approve? I’LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM HER HEART!

>>8421
That's getting a bit stale. Can't you drink her blood from somewhere else?

>>8422
Oh my, I just realized how that sounds.
Nevermind. Maybe you should drink something else from h--- No, that's even worse.

Perhaps it's best that you stick with the blood from the heart, after all.

>>8423
I think it would be best if you didn't drink Satori at all. Satori is not a beverage.

>>8424
>Satori is not a beverage.

Only if you don't have access to a high-quality blender.

>>8425

Smoke... fags every day, I guess.

Indeed

How about drinking the blood from her head?

That monster... She's a few inches away from The Fear.

>>8446
I don't like it when she looks too much like a little girl. She's supposed to be some sort of authority figure, right? Manager of the Hell of Blazing Fires, master of the Palace of Earth Spirits.

Doesn't fit too well, I don't think.

>>8447
You mean breasts, right?

>>8447
If you ask me, being a figure of authority despite having such a small stature just makes her more impressive. She's kinda like Shikieiki in that way.

>>8461
Well, for one it makes her harder to hit with a projectile weapon. I guess that’s one upside.

Let’s mix it up a tad.

Tacticool touhoes are always in fashion.

Hullo there. How eye you feeling? Good? All reyeght? Then that’s a good-beye.

NSFW please YAF.

>>8535
Oh my GOD, that's absolutely APPALLING.

Satori doesn't have, and has never had a ribbon.

Satori Sammich

>>8536
Honestly?

With the fishies.

Poor Koishi, she's constantly ignored by idiots and dumbasses.

Halt, miscreant! No stripping of the Satori!

>>8626
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>8627
That’s not... no... it might actually be... yes... you’re right. That’s Satori all right.

>>8629
You should stop spamming Tenshi picture, and spam Satori picture like I do.

>>8631
Okay, hold up, let me just... There!

All right! I think I got it!

>>8626
Or what?

>>8644
Or it’s off to Former Hell with you!

Do you think she'd give up her power if given the chance?

>>8665
Considering her sister? No.

Symposium of post-mysticism leaked (or something?).
I was bored and wanted to study my kanji so I transcribed Satori's profile. I don't know enough to translate decently myself, and there was one kanji I couldn't identify.
Also, I think this isn't the whole thing, since it doesn't end in punctuation or anything. Still, feel free to throw it into babelfish if you're feeling courageous.


能力　心を読む程度の能力　
危険度　極高　
人間友好度　皆無
主な活動場所　地霊殿

嫌われた者ばかりの旧地獄の中
でも、群を抜いて嫌われている
部類に入れる妖怪、サトリである。
人間や妖怪からも仲良くやって
いける気がせず旧地獄に逃げ込
んだが、結局、旧地獄の妖怪か
らも嫌われている。

その理由は、彼女の心を読む
という能力にある。誰だって心
を読まれる相手と会いたくは無
いだろう。　心を読めることは丸裸
で話し合う、という事ではない。

会話がまるで出来なくなるとい
う事を意味する。彼女は旧地獄
にあるという　地霊殿に引き（？）も
り、完全に他人とのコミュニケー
ションを放棄している。

地霊殿には来客は無い。わざ
わざ彼女を訪れる者は無いとい
う。
しかし言葉を持たない動物に
は好かれている。心が読めると
いうのは、動物にとっては唯一
無二の能力だからだ。その為、
地霊殿には数多くの動物が棲ん
でいるという。

彼女は言葉を持たない霊魂の
心も読める．それが理由で怨霊は
動物と違い、自分の思っている
事を会話で伝えたいと欲してい
るのだ。その理由は言うまでも
なく　「言葉を用いる生き物は全
て裏表である」からだ。

怨霊に怖れられる事を有効利
用し、彼女は灼熱地獄跡に残っ
た怨霊を管理している。隠し事
が出来ない彼女に逆らう者は居

>>8672
I use Google translate!

"Ability to read someone's mind about the ability of
Very high risk
Degree of human friendship none
Main place of activity Leyden area

Former Hell of a person who is hated just
But by far the group has been disliked
Add to monster category, which is enlightenment.
've Become very good friends from humans and youkai
I fled to the former including the living hell without
But not, after all, or the specter of a Former Hell
These are also disliked.

The reason is that, read her mind
In the ability of. Anyone mind
No I want to read the opponent and
I would. Be able to read the mind naked
Is not that, talking with.

I like conversation and can not be
It means that. She is a Former Hell
Pull the ground Leyden also said to be (?)
Lee, communicators and others completely
Application has been abandoned.

Leyden has no visitors to earth. Moves
Who visit her and have no skill
Will.
The animals do not have the words but
Is liked. And heart-readable
It says, for animals is the only
Ability of the one and because it. For this reason,
To a number of live animal Leyden earth
That is.

She does not have the words of the soul
Also read the mind. It is because of evil spirits.
Unlike animals, thinks of his
Has been well with the conversation that I want to tell
He file. The reason is that to say
Creature rather than use the word "all is
Both sides is "SHOULD body.

Effective use of fear to the evil spirits that are
Then for, she left after burning hell
That is managing the ghost was. Secret
She is wicked can not stay"

Yes, Google sucks. Sorry.
I'm going back to Tribes Ascend, it's working now.

>>8674
you could at least fix the linebreaks first

-----

Ability: Read about the ability of the heart

Risk: Ultra-high

Degree of human friendship: Nil

Main place of activity: Subterranean Animism

Add to specter of hell even in the former category of just a person who has been hated, hated by far the group has been, is enlightenment. But escaped into the living hell I've become very good friends from the old humans and youkai does not, after all, that is hated from the old specter of hell.

The reason is the ability to read a mind of her. I want to read the mind Anyone with the opponent will not. Is not that it can read the mind, discuss with naked.

Means that can not be like a conversation. She Mori (?), Has been abandoned completely pull the communication with others in Hell that the former Palace of the Earth Spirits.

Leyden has no visitors to earth. Who bother to visit her, he said. The animals do not have the words but is liked. I can read my heart is that, for the animal is unique because of the ability. Therefore, in Leyden earth that live in a number of animals.

She also read the mind of the soul does not have the words. He wants it that the ghost is the difference between animals in reason, and I want to tell in a conversation that I thought of yourself. The reason is of course "is a creature using the word all sides," the body.

Effective use of fear to be that the evil spirits, she has to manage the evil spirits left after burning hell. Wicked she can not keep secrets stay

-----

doesn't sound like there's any new information, and it's pretty short compared to PMiSS entries, I hope there's a second page

>>8675
>Risk: Ultra-high
>Degree of human friendship: Nil

How monstrous.

>Risk: Ultra-high
That's the same threat level as Yuyuko, Remilia, and, Flandre.
Akyuu, you are an idiot.

>>8677
Powerlevel boost?

>>8676
>Risk: Ultra-high
Don't worry. It's probably more about psychological damage than physical damage.
I don't think satoris are famous for their physical strength, unlike the onis.

And this is why I'm wearing glasses.

>>8680
Can I have a pair of those glasses? All mine do is help me see better.

>>8695
The exact effect here might depend on your definition of “better.”
I, for one, think “barely clothed” is way better than “nude.”

>>8697
I see what you want. It's far more erotic when it's barely hidden.

>>8697
My friend, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

That's not how you hold cutlery at all, what are you doing?

>>8697
For once we can agree on something.

On that note...how common are rape monsters in old hell? Does Satori have to deal with them very often?

>>8712
Not very, I should think. What use does a monster have for rape, after all?

>>8713
Reproduction, energy, etc. Evolution makes weird enough without fantasy magic involved.

>>8714
Parasites are invariably disgusting.

That makes me wonder. I know there the Palace of Earth Spirits is full of animals, but which animals? Does that include insects? Does she have a huge water tank for aquatic life? What about vivariums for lifeforms who would normally only survive in extreme conditions?
That's a fun idea. Chireiden being a combo mansion and zoo.

>>8723
It’s monsters. It’s all invariably monsters.

>NO NO NO

>>8724
It doesn't say they're youkai anywhere in >>8672. Just normal animals.

>>8723
Chireiden confirmed for BSL.

Canon boobs? Canon boobs.

Just like her sister.

>>8787
Koishi has boobs? Awesome.

But you forgot the snake-eyed Kanako. She's canon, now.

>>8788
She's a pettanko apparently, though. I think both Satori and Koishi out-boob her. Pic related.

Why don't we have a Symposium of Post-Mysticism thread yet, anyway? Stuff was leaked a couple days ago.

Can't wait for the boob-related fanart

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Koishi_Komeiji

>She is neither liked nor hated, as that is how she is like, but it seems like there are also those who yearn for her.
>She does not have complex human relations, and she speaks in a way that would make her fit in with children.
>It is impossible to see her as an adult; she is a youkai who can only be viewed as a kind of child.

>it seems like there are also those who yearn for her

Canon pedos?

>>8804
Koishi is just the best imaginary friend ever.

mind reader & shrine maiden

The good shrine maiden.

The modest, good shrine maiden.
Maybe with this disguise, she can explore the surface without dealing with hateful thoughts...

>>8859
>>8814
>maiden
Ha! Shrine MONSTER is more like it!

Meanwhile, under Koishi's skirt...

>>8860
>Meanwhile, under Koishi's skirt...
Yes, what about it? Do go on.

>>8868
In depths beneath Koishi’s skirt there be,
Where thigh-highs end and her hips one may see,
Things such as she’d never shown to you or me,
There be penii two and testicles three.

>>8879
I despite you, you braindead thickhead whoreson.

>>8879
I've thoroughly inspected Miss Koishi's groin in this picture, and can find none of the male genitalia you've mentioned. Explain yourself.

>>8885
With the panties and skirt blocking your direct line of sight, she can make it seem like she has nothing at all~

>>8885
Your eyes skim over them. Subconsciously.

>>8886
>>8915
So I subconsciously don't see them, but consciously see other stuff, like protuberanceless skirt and flat, empty panties, filling the space that they apparently are?

>>8922
You see what you WANT to see. Subconsciously.

And now back to your scheduled Monster Mash.

Also, poll time.
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom

[x] Bottom

[x] Reiuji
Secret option

[x] Top

>>8926
What's to what about? This pairing makes perfect sense.

>>8929
Sometimes, a picture's name doesn't mean anythin'.
Just sayin'.

And now for a song that accurately expresses our sentiments for Satori...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFIt78fCxI

I want to make her scream.

This song reflects how I feel about Satori: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb-bNdlxS-g

I wanna hear you scream
I wanna see you bleed
I wanna wrap my hands around that pretty neck and squeeze
If I could make you cry
I swear that I could fly
If it's not clear I wish that you would
Close the door and stay with me tonight

>>8936
>our
Oi! Speak for yourself, pal.

Why do you do this? Do you really think it's for the betterment of humanity to rekindle old hatreds and restart dead wars?

>>8940
>restart dead wars
Yes. And I’ll tell you now: I’m the one to survive.
You’ll never break my faith or my stride.
I’ll have you choke on your own demise:
I’ll make Satori scream,
And her sister cry.

>>8942
>I’ll make Satori scream
I don't give a damn.
>And her sister cry.
You look like you're looking for a fight.

>>8943
Koishi doesn't have emotions, remember? He's saying he'll graciously restore her heart.

>>8944
Are you implying it's good to be sad? Hell, I'd rather have no emotions at all.
Especially considering that sad people are prone to suicide, that's not good at all.

>>8943
Put up your dukes.

>>8946
No. Spellcards.

>>8946
Sorry dood, out of dukes, have a dude.

...Are they gone yet?

Phew. There are some dangerous characters around these parts.

It's no place for a lone touhou to wander around unattended.

>>8952
OI DON’T TAKE ME LIGHTLY YOU KISAMA

DUKES UP

>>8958
RECOLLECTION "FOX-TANUKI YOUKAI LASER"

>>8968
HUMAN SIGN 「PUNCHYOUINTHEFACE」

You forgot to censor that one.

>>9072
Oh oops. Allow me to fix that.

>>9086
Odd choice for a censor.

>>9091
Honestly I’ve seen odder.

So where are all my canonically-sized Satori pictures?

>>9139
Give it time, yea?

>>9187
I demand satisfaction.

I'm afraid I've just about exhausted my emergency supply of Satori breasts over the past few threads.
Here's the best I can do: Satori and breasts in the same image. That ought to be enough, wouldn't you say?

Does this work?

>>9194
I don't know, does it?

>>9204
>>9194
>>9191
YES, FOR THE BREAST GOD
BUT WE NEED MORE SACRIFICES
HERD THE SATORI BOOBS TO THE THREAD
BRING YIAN HIS FILL, OR I’LL SQUEEZE WHAT I NEED FROM YOUR BROKEN BODIES
MORE SACRIFICES
MORE BREASTS
MORE GLORIOUS CLEAVAGE

Roger roger.

>>9209
>>9210
Whoops, I got those mixed around.

oh my god
take my life savings

>>9208
Now, now. Bad boys get no boobs.

>>9213
butt

>>9222
My boner looks like the fucking Hinderburg now.

>>9223
I'm not sure that's a very good comparison.

>>9223
It's big and inflated?
Or it's burning and crashing?

hold on to your butts

There's a butt I want to hold on to alright, but it ain't mine.

>>9238
I ain’t lettin’ you touch my butt, mate.

Mounds.

Let’s take a ride

Let’s take a riiiide

Let’s take a riiiiiiiiiide

I'm gonna take you for a riide
do do do do

It’s no mystery

To us at all

We all know that if you recognise these lyrics you should kindly choke on a steel ball

I can't handle all those butts.

>>9278
That's good. You should not do things with the eldest sister's butt.

Are we bump limit yet

Meseems not. Well, we could always bump Satori’s butt.

Yeeet?

>>9280
What about the younger sister?

>>9309
The eldest sister would not approve!
But...if the younger sister truly wants too, and is ready...

Did it, in the end?