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2965 No. 2965
I come from the future.

Reisen never had her own route.
Taisa never wrote again.
95% of all the stories on here never got finished. (including Gensokyoland Saga)
YAF still writes for attention.
Our Overlord went bankrupt and had to look for investors. Site got bought by Shrinemaiden for 10 dollar. And a warm meal.

No. 2966
Lies.

Reisen will get a route and if the Overlord goes bankrupt, then I will pay instead. Not some silly Shrinemaiden place.
No. 2967
I come from the future.
J to E is back, with a mario cross-over story.
Our Overlord died in a viking accident. YAF took over the place.
Twitty became a good writer, without any doubt nor remorse.
Taisa finished GH with a Snow End.
Ancient Gensokyo is still waiting its writer.
No. 2968
>>2967

Oh yeah, lump me in with me becoming good with the site becoming shit.

Yeah, thanks a lot. I feel SO much better now. I see how everyone thinks of me now.
No. 2969
>>2968
Seek counseling, dude. If money is an issue, there are free resources available.
No. 2970
>>2968
What the fuck are you talking about?
Jesus Twitty, get a shrink or something.
No. 2971
>>2968
Good LORD, Twitty, your doubts are precisely WHY I wrote this. You're a decent writer, you could be a GOOD writer if you were more sure about your skills.

Note this, because I don't want to spend my time repeating you not to worry, okay?

Also, I don't think that Ancient Gensokyo is shitty.
No. 2972
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2972
Looks like it's Twitty time again.

And here i thought after all the talks and banning from IRC he might get the point >>2971
No. 2974
I come from the future.
The future refused to change.
No. 2975
>>2974
Time-traveling CYOA where?
No. 2976
>>2975
The future.
No. 2977
>>2976
Great Scott!
No. 2979
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2979
>>2975
There actually is one. With Rinnosuke and Keine. Abandoned, I think. Or stalled.

>Site got bought by Shrinemaiden for 10 dollar. And a warm meal.

A hearty soup would be nice right about now.
No. 2980
I come from the future.

Reisen will finally have her own route. However, the ending of said route will be so traumatically heart-wrenching and rage-inducing as to make the likes of Snow End, Fifty Years, and the end of A Scarlet-Stained Memoir look like knock-knock jokes in comparison.

The phrase "seven minutes" will be redefined when an especially ambitious writefag attempts to set a new standard for speed and frequency, pumping out entire threads in the time other writers spend on a single update. Four days in, he will suffer a nervous breakdown, abandon his story, and spend the rest of his days on IRC, posting links to futa images on Danbooru.

HY will return to finally resume Pirates in Gensokyo. Despite the misgivings of some, he regains the trust of most everyone after his second thread of entirely new updates, and despite the occasional shitstorm, things seem to proceed smoothly for a dozen threads more. Upon reaching the point where the MC is to engage Captain Mokou in a "special duel" in her private quarters, however, some begin to question if it was all an elaborate troll when the fateful update turns out to be nothing more than the first stanza of O Captain! My Captain! followed by a crude ASCII drawing of Rumia giving everyone the finger. Some will manage to fap to it, anyway.

Following ZUN's unsurprising death by liver failure, interest in Touhou will gradually fade. Though this site will remain, the focus of it will eventually shift to CYOAs based on My Little Pony. It will take several months before anyone notices the difference.
No. 2981
I came from the future, but by the time I posted I was stuck in the past. For what it's worth, not much has changed.
No. 2984
>>2979
I've read that. While there's definitely time involved, there's not much travel.
No. 2985
>>2971

Well stop clumping me into impossible things.

It's like you never expect me to get better. What happened to anon's supposed support for my retrial? Was that all a lie?
No. 2986
>>2985
>What happened to anon's supposed support for my retrial? Was that all a lie?

What the hell is wrong with you? Are you high? No, scratch that, that might mellow you out. It's like you're going out your way to aggravate and annoy others. Just write your silly little stories and stop thinking the whole world is against you already.
No. 2990
Twitty, get it through your thick skull:
Nobody is 'plotting' against you, and if someone wanted you out, they would very simply say: 'I wish you'd leave this site.' We don't mince words.

I'm very near saying it myself with the way you've been acting.
No. 2996
>>2980
Reisen will finally have her own route. However, the ending of said route will be so traumatically heart-wrenching and rage-inducing as to make the likes of Snow End, Fifty Years, and the end of A Scarlet-Stained Memoir look like knock-knock jokes in comparison.

Dem ears... will be lost, like tears in rain. Time to die.
No. 3000
>>2996
>Dem ears... will be lost
Already happened.

Then she died in a fire.
No. 3001
>>3000
3000 GET. This time, it must be right, since it's 3000.
No. 3003
>>3001
>This time, it must be right
What the hell are you talking about?
No. 3005
Okay.
No. 3006
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3006
>>3003
I'm talking about the prophecy, Harry.
No. 3008
>>3006

That picture is somehow the greatest thing ever.
No. 3009
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3009
Just for you, Cthulhu.
No. 3265
>Following ZUN's unsurprising death by liver failure, interest in Touhou will gradually fade. Though this site will remain, the focus of it will eventually shift to CYOAs based on My Little Pony. It will take several months before anyone notices the difference.

Oh fuck.
Fanfiction.net, here we go.
No. 3270
I come from the future.
/jp/ decided to burn down fanfiction.net, leaving scared wannabe-writefag. Traumatized by that event, hundreds of them stopped writing, and instead went on drawing.
Soon, Pixiv was overwhelmed by shitty art, and Pixiv's webmaster commited seppuku with a brush, dying a horrible and fearsome death.

Reisen gained her own route, only to be hijacked by Tewifags, and she finally died alone, trapped between Earth and Moon. Bad End.

Taisa died in a vacuum cleaner accident, leaving some strange notes to his family. Not understanding his interest in those papers, they burned them all, erasing any hope of a sequel. Furious about that, Anon slowly drove them crazy by using the Slenderman myth.

YAF, on another hand, became the new Overlord, after defeating the current Overlord in a spoon duel (YAF was using a shotgun while our Overlord was using a spoon. Even with +15 in spoon mastery, our overlord was defeated). Under YAF's direction, the website slowly changed, /coriander/ was erased, as /i/ and /at/, leaving only the story boards and /gensokyo/. /words/ was abandonned but conserved, and YAF used it for ... undefined purposes.

Touhou became mainstream when AB productions gained productions right for a touhou anime from a drunk ZUN. Scared by what he has done, ZUN killed himself by going to the Reitaisai and saying "I'm the godamn ZUN!". He was torn into pieces by opponents to mainstream touhou, creating a battle between fans who'll last for centuries.

And then Lavos awakened.
No. 3277
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3277
>>3270

rofl so randum xD
No. 3282
>>3270
>Pixiv was overwhelmed by shitty art
Pixiv is already overwhelmed by shitty art.
No. 3283
>>3282
THE FUTURE IS NOW
No. 3291
>>3286
Shut up Hartmann.
No. 3293
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3293
>>3291
>paranoia
No. 3294
>>3293
Pattern recognition, actually.
No. 3296
>>3286

Cry some more, Hartmann. Cry some more.
No. 3297
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3297
>>3296
No. 3315
>>3297
Ha! Because the heavy from Team Fortress 2 says 'cry some more', and he uses a weapon just like the one in your picture! That's so funny.
No. 5164
I come from the future.

As predicted, Taisa indeed never wrote again. He spent his days in IRC, talking about his therapy and medication, until one day he disappeared forever. Some said that he overdosed on his medication and fell into a coma, dreaming about Gensokyo High until the day he died, but nobody ever knew what really happened.

Because of the popularity of Demetrious’ story, many new writers tried to imitate him, causing the site to be flooded with half-RPG half-CYOA stories. Eventually, this site became the Touhou version of /tg/.

Reisen eventually got her own route, but nobody cared anymore because everyone had already forgotten about her and moved on to newer Touhou characters.

When ZUN died, he mandated the continuation of his Touhou series to his fans. This caused a huge split in the fandom. Some preferred a more moe-like approach to Touhou canon while others preferred a darker version of it. Of course, each of them thought themselves as the “true” successor of ZUN and the “real” fan of Touhou. This event would in turn affect this site as well, causing massive shitstorms over the discussion of the “real” Touhou canon. The only solution left was to divide the site into two in order to appease both of those factions.
No. 5165
>>5164
>eventually
It's fairly sure that there's a Reisen route going on right now.
No. 5168
>>5165
Yes, but will it end on a Reisen route or will it just vanish into hiatus land?
No. 5170
Mother of god its true
No. 5174
>>5168
I don't know. Might depends of the writefag concerned. You should ask him.
No. 5307
>>5165

What story are you talking about, if I may ask?
No. 5308
>>5307
Apparently, the merchant story is following a Reisen route.
I don't know the details, however.
No. 5311
>Merchant in Gensokyo
>Reisen Route

Hardly. Sure, the story shows potential for it, but the story also shows also potential for Reimu, Marisa, Minoriko, Nazrin, the OC character... Frankly, all this Reisen-pushing is making me want to vote against it out of spite. I won't, but it's tempting.

It's not even a romance-centric story anyway.
No. 5319
>>5311
This is why I didn't like the brainless Reisen pushing because of reactions like yours.
No. 5320
>>5319
The Reisen fans are nowhere near as annoying as you.
No. 5329
I come from the future.
Due to Reisen never having her own route, Anon rised in /blue/, with torches, pitchforks, and the angry mob usual stuff.
They swiftly and mercilessly kidnapped all known writefags, forcing them into writing Reisen-centered stories.
Due to the trauma, many of those writefag killed themselves. With only a few remaining writefag, THP became mainstream, with many newcomers. Faced with the new fanfics, Anon decided that "it was better before", and soon, THP fell into oblivion.
No. 5330
>>5329
Are you sure you dont mean the past? Because thats really old news.

I come from the future. It is still damn-near impossible to make a post on the site without getting an error.
No. 5331
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5331
>>5330
Your past is my present.
That's kind of sad.
No. 5383
i come from the future.
reisen finally got a route.
taisa began to write again.
twitty saw a psychologist.
the overlord and his descendents continued to run the site as normal.
ZUN is immortal, HIS fans having paid to implant nanorobots which run upon alcohol into HIM.
ZUN now rules the world, but all which HE demands from us is a tax of beer, and that us lesser beings refrain from using capital letters except, of course, when referring to HIM.
do not listen to the lies of the others, they are filthy teetotaler rebels, spitting in the face of our LORD.
hail ZUN!
No. 5384
I come from the future. Nothing has changed, except everyone is older. ZUN now has a magnificient flowing beard that he hides large amounts of alcohol in. That's pretty much it.
No. 5387
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5387
>>5383
So, Zun will be augmented?
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5395
>>5387
No. 5396
>>5395
I don't recall Suiseiseki being a tsundere. Am I mistaken?
No. 5399
>>5396
Yeah. A lot. Check again the part where she's trying to get him into becoming his medium.
No. 5402
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5402
>>5387
I never asked for this.