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22796 No. 22796
On account of the previous thread being on autosage, we have taken the opportunity to take up operation of the succeeding thread. Kindly submit your rage for consideration. You will receive a reply in 3-5 weeks.
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>> No. 23817
>>23815
Nice try.
>> No. 23818
>>23814
You think that's a winning strategy? Try barely getting votes to start with!

That's motivation to just fucking end yourself.
>> No. 23819
>>23818

Have you considered writing a more interesting story?
>> No. 23826
>>23813
eh. If I'm going to not be a piece of shit I could just roll for it anyway.

In fact, I think I'm going to go do that.
>> No. 23827
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23827
>>23819
Interesting stories are for nerds. I'd rather puke wish fulfilment.
>> No. 23841
IRC makes me a rage. All these oldfags who don't even read stories on the site, trading jokes on ancient software that has been largely outclassed by modern programming.

https://discord.gg/UPHZMWy

Join, or don't; it's just an experiment at this point.
>> No. 23842
>>23841
there's already 1. an alternate irc and 2. a THP discord

there's 0 need for another one
>> No. 23843
>>23842
I was not aware of this THP Discord. Link?
>> No. 23844
>>23843
You need to be part of The Cabal™ to access
>> No. 23846
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23846
>>23844
>> No. 23847
>>23844
>Anon #1: Hey guys, I made a discord

>Anon #2: That's stupid. Your stupid. We already have an old discord.

>Anon #1: Really? Cool! can I join the old discord.

>Anon #3: No. Only specific special anons can use the old discord.

Then doesn't that mean we should use the new discord?
>> No. 23848
>>23843
Don't bother, it's completely dead, except for occassional awoo meme spam at the local bot. You're better off throwing your lot at #eientei if you want actual story discussion (with a dash of touhou pics dump).
>> No. 23850
>>23847
This guy gets it

>>23848
Thanks, good to know.

For now I will continue with the original plan with this new Discord.
>> No. 23914
I could have finished last month's update by now, but nooooo, I had to plow three thousand words into yet another Yukari-purple YAF-wannabe "short" that nobody gives a fuck about and I'll probably never even post because it doesn't contain a single 2hu.

I wish I could hate myself to work. Somebody yell at me.
>> No. 23915
>>23914

I feel like the shorts board is slow enough that nobody would complain. Why not just post it and see what happens?
>> No. 23916
> complain about being distracted
> response telling me to focus on the distraction

Never change, THP.
>> No. 23917
>>23916
So long as you're writing something, who the hell cares?
>> No. 23918
>>23917
Even if it's a shitpost about nameless fairies, a creepy old man and a shota who gets loved tenderly?
>> No. 23919
>>23918
Sure, sounds like the kind of thing a quite a few people would be into. Just follow your heart and write.
>> No. 23920
>>23916
>>23917 Is right. As long as you are writing and actively contributing with something that is readable, anything goes. Don't narrow yourself that much.
>> No. 23921
>>23919
>>23920

Welp, looks like /shrine/ is dead again. I hope you're satisfied.
>> No. 23922
>>23921
Looks like every board is dead. And there's no shitpost about fairies. Truly a shameful display.
>> No. 23923
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23923
>>23922
It... may have outgrown /shorts/.
>> No. 23924
>>23923

Just post it you fucking noodle. I really enjoyed that pedo/rumia short Flanders did in 2014, and I'm interested in reading this one.
>> No. 23925
>>23924

Pedo/Rumia short, you say?
>> No. 23926
>>23924
But it's not finished. Somebody shoot me I'm turning into balista.
>> No. 23927
>>23926
OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE
>> No. 23928
>>23925

ya this

>>/shorts/1333
>> No. 23929
>>23928

This is not quite as funny as I hoped, but still chock full of things to be amused by.

Still, thanks for the link! Appreciate it.
>> No. 23930
>>23923
Damn go and post it. Activity is only a good thing around here, no one is going to be a nazi just because is a bit long for /shorts/!

Do it.

Just do it.

DO IT!
>> No. 23931
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23931
HOLY GODDAMN SHIT I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A CAFFEINATED CHIHUAHUA

I WILL POST SOMETHING BY TOMORROW I SWEAR TO HINA
>> No. 23932
>>23915
>>23924
>>23930
> POST IT POST IT POST IT

ALRIGHT YOU IMPATIENT FUCKS, HERE IT IS

>>/shorts/2164

REMEMBER, YOU ASKED FOR THIS
>> No. 23934
>>23930
>no one is going to be a nazi just because is a bit long for /shorts/!

Wasn't the whole point of /shorts/ for stories less than 1 thread long? Since back before we developed the remote semblance of "quality" we have now, stories used to be 9 threads long after 5 hours of starting
>> No. 23935
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23935
MFW someone tries to break down my front door with one of our house's stepping stones, and only succeeds in breaking the glass nowhere near the handle.

And then they leave, stealing the stepping stone.

The fuck is wrong with people?
>> No. 23936
>>23935
What if you had a gun?
>> No. 23937
>>23935
Wow, that's a lame criminal.
>> No. 23938
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23938
Remember that time the site was down for half a week? Those were some good times, am I right?
>> No. 23939
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23939
> spend a month working on an update
> notice a plot-spoiling typo after I post it

MOTHERFUCKER
>> No. 23940
>>23939

I know the way you feel. Accidentally posted a character's unrevealed name when referring to them one time. Easily one of the most frustrating mistakes one can make while proofing.
>> No. 23943
>>23003
After more than 1 year and a half, my question still stands.

Where the HELL has Foots gone?!

Pretty please, at least to know you're alive. I miss that story...
>> No. 23944
>>23943

I am also somewhat curious about whereabouts of the footed one for a wholly different and unrelated reason.
>> No. 23945
>>23943
>>23944
I heard something like he had a breakdown, took up crossdressing, and ran off for Tumblr. Sooooo guess everything's dead forever.
>> No. 23948
>>23945

Well that's cool. The world definitely needs more traps. I'll be sure to send up a prayer for his health and anal circumference in today's congregation.
>> No. 23949
>>23948
That dude's putting you on. What really happened was that he got hooked on Kantai Collection and made the snap decision to join the Navy. Somebody told me he's out at Yokohama right now.
>> No. 23950
>>23949

Should we pray for his anal circumference, still?
>> No. 23951
>>23950

Nah, the Navy are proffesionals in that sorta thing. I'm sure they have rules in place to ensure the starry eyed young sailors don't immediately go for the pro-level rectum wreckers.
>> No. 23952
CLEAR YOUR SIGHTS

YOU HAVE FOURTY-EIGHT HOURS TO EXPLAIN YOUR DERELICTION OF DUTY BEFORE I START MAKING FAT JOKES

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MAKE FAT JOKES

SERIOUSLY IT'S PAINFUL TO WATCH
>> No. 23954
BREAKING NEWS: CLEAR SIGHTS IS A FATASS

HE'S OBSESSED WITH HUGE DUDES IN POWER ARMOR BECAUSE HE'S TOO MORBIDLY OBESE TO STAND WITHOUT ASSISTANCE

HE STOPPED UPDATING BECAUSE HIS FINGERS FINALLY GOT TOO FAT TO TYPE ON A FULL-SIZE KEYBOARD

HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM BECAUSE HIS PUNY PECKER NO LONGER REACHES PAST THE OCEAN OF FLAB

HIS FAMILY TRIED TO HELP HIM BUT THEY COULDN'T FIT HIM OUT THE DOOR

WHEN THEY GAVE UP HE FELL OVER AND TRIGGERED A MAGNITUDE SEVEN ON THE RICHTER SCALE

THE ENTIRE CITY FELL INTO THE RESULTING CRATER AND BURIED HIM ALIVE

HOPEFULLY STARVATION SHOULD TRIM HIM DOWN TO SIZE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT DECADE OR SO

IF NOT I HAVE AN EXCAVATOR, A CRANE, AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH TREADMILL AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CARROT STICKS ON STANDBY

BECAUSE I AM IN RAGE WITHDRAWL AND IF I DON'T GET MY ALL-CAPS MARINE, MURDERFAIRY, MANN CO. OR SOMETHING SOON THEN BY THE EMPRAH I'M GOING TO WRITE IT MYSELF

AND THAT WOULD SUCK, BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE I REALLY DON'T DO FUNNY ALL-CAPS RANTS ALL THAT WELL

OH WELL, I GUESS PEOPLE CAN COME AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THE DUMBASS WHO BROKE HIS PINKY BECAUSE HE'S TOO RETARDED TO USE CAPSLOCK














LAUGH, DAMN YOU
>> No. 23958
>>23954

You could make it about Doyou's retarded squad mate or something. That way your self proclaimed unfunniness can actually be worked into the characters actions towards him as he slurs his slurs.
>> No. 24049
raaaaaage
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