>>21258 You son of a.... Do you know who the fuck you're talking to? Satori was my original Best Girl of Touhou. In my adolescence, I punched out kids on the playground for liking Dumb bird better than Satori. I have furiously posted on numerous message boards to defend her from the vile scum that have the audacity to follow heretics like Koishi, Marisa, or worst of all, Reimu the bitch. I give you one last warning. Speak your next words carefully, for my keyboard is ready and my fingers are on fire. It has been a long time since I have fought under the Satori banner, but my skills are as sharpened and honed as they have ever been.
>>21268 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Palace of the Earth Spirts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Satori's cupboard, and I have over 300 confirmed spellcard captures. I am trained in danmaku warfare and I’m the top shooter in the entire Underground armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another fairy. I will wipe you the fuck out with curtains the likes of which has never been seen before on Gensokyo, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over this thread? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spirits across the Former Hell and your soul is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bullet hell, maggot. The bullet hell that wipes out those pathetic little things you call your lives. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my third leg. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Underground Geyser Center and I will use it to its full extent to pichuun your miserable ass off the face of the land, you little shit. If only you could have known what nuclear retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baka. I will shit suns all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
trawling through pixiv's tens of thousands of shitty pictures really gives you a new appreciation for the few that have something interesting or unique going on. By the way, karaagetarou is a god incarnate.