HOW THIS THREAD TITLE STRETCHES THE MAIN PAGE FILLS ME WITH RAGE

YOU FUCKIN' ASS

>>21138
IF THIS STRETCHES THE MAIN PAGE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION, 800X600?

YOU FUCKIN' DESERVE IT, NERD

>>21137
YOUR GIF GREATLY DISTURBS ME, AND THAT FILLS ME WITH RAGE

>>21140

SECONDED. I WANT TO PUKE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED? PROBABLY. RAB IS SATAN. SAAAATAAAAAAN

>>21141
FUCK YOU I'M POSTING ANONYMOUSLY

HOW CAN YOU BE SURE IT'S ME

is that baby ok?

WHY ARE THERE SO FEW AND SO SHITTY CROSSOVERS?

DID I JUST ANSWER MY OWN QUESTION?

FALLOUT GENSOKYO DOESN'T COUNT, FAGS

>>21144
>touhou/stay night

Huh. Well, shit, I kind of want to write that now. Master/Servant pairs are easy to think of, and I have a few ideas that could work for the plot...

>>21144
imo, crossovers are born of a "if some is good, more is better" mentality. In this case, it's "I like these two things, therefore I will put them together and it will be double good". Kind of like a McGangbang.

I'd personally rather see people do inventive things with the base Touhou setting, even if it means taking liberties with the canon. People tend to do that already anyway.

>>21144

I can't really imagine what an American Touhou fan would also be into. In Japan, it would be a pretty safe bet to simply assume Touhou fans identify with the anime otaku croud. But America has it's own subculture of intrests and mannerisms; such that I really woulden't even be able to hazard a guess as to what would truly be popular here.

>>21137
FUCK YOU RABBIT, COCK GARGLING NIGGER.
EVEN AT THIS RESOLUTION THE FUCKING THREAD TITLE IS TOO FUCKING BIG.

FIX IT NERD.

>>21149
>SIDEBAR

WELL NIGGA LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE ALREADY A FUCKUP

>>21148

I'm into Touhou and Fighter planes, military history in general, and crime novels by James Patterson and the like.

What kind of combo that makes is up for debate.

>>21151
hi planefag.
Get back to keine lewds.

>>21152

I'm not Demetrious for the record.

I'm trying to correct my posture and my neck hurts like fuck. Standing straight at the computer all the time is pain.

>You can't remember some small detail and have to go dig through updates and read your own story to make sure you're not fucking up

Reading your own writing could probably be classified as some sort of torture.

>>21159

....I'm sure you used a computer to write whatever it is you're refering to. Why not use Ctrl + f?

>>21159
The size of that keyboard always cracks me up

>traveling a third world country and unable to get consistent internet

Demetrious. Updates. Faster. Than. This. Internet. Downloads. Pages.

What constitute as 'third world country' anyway?

is Singapore a third world country?

Honestly, it depends on the country.

>>21175
First world = allied with the United States during the Cold War
Second world = allied with the Soviet Union during the Cold War
Third world = not allied with either the United States or Soviet Union during the Cold War.

That is the actual formal definition. Despite having a very quickly-growing economy, Ireland is a third-world country, since it remained neutral during the Cold War. The more you know~

>>21176
>That is the actual formal definition
It's also outdated and unused these days, you pedantic boob.

FREEMAN'S MIND IS OVER.

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

EVERY STORY I LIKE IS DEAD

>>21185
FUCK YOU I'M UPDATING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Man, starting around Christmas it seems like everything just slowed to a crawl and hasn't picked back up since. Did everybody suddenly grow lives?

>>21205
Depression
School
Jobs
They read their own work and killed themselves
Girlfriends

Eh, last one is impossible.

>>21207
>not putting laziness or vidjergames on the list

>>21207
Especially jobs, which can get busy around this time of year.

whycome everybody so slow to write
dang, it ain't hard

>>21216
Then do it yourself.

>>21216
>ain't hard

ಠ_ಠ

>>21216
>ain't hard

That depends greatly, broheim. If you've got a complete, clear-cut idea with a beginning and an ending and all the other necessary ingredients that just fell out of your skull spontaneously, great. You are the one percent. The rest of us plebeians have to think up those things as they come to us, which is far from easy sometimes.

>promised an update.
>reinstall fallout 3.

>>21229
>reinstall the worst of the Fallout series

Jesus Christ, nigga.

I'm mad that the joy thread started with Daiyousei again. I mean like...there are WAY happier Touhous than her. Why does she get to be the joy mascot?

>>21234
For example, Koishi. Koishi is the happiest touhou.

>>21235
Or Kokoro. Just look at her, she oozes happiness!

>>21234

>>21237

See that? That isn't the face of joy. That face has seen some shit. I bet Daiyousei has all sorts of problems that get her down on a daily basis. Like all her friends keep getting killed by poachers looking for fairy dust.

I think our brethren in the joy thread are doing themselves a great disservice by allowing themselves to be blinded by Daiyousei's cute exterior, as It's only a matter of time before her troubled past catches up to her.

I think Kyouko should be the OP pic next time. All she does is chill and yell at strangers. If that isn't the very definition of happiness, then I don't know what is.

>>21238
who knew homeless people were so happy

I vote for meiling for the next joy OP.

DO THE RIGHT THING HASN'T UPDATED IN FUCKING FOREVER. DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME GOD DAMN IT

NOBODY ANSWERED ME, IS THAT BABY OKAY?? DID IT DIED?? DID IT BECOME A HORRIBLE UGLY PERSON? PLEASE ANSWER I'M VERY INVESTED IN THIS

>>21247

Baby is ok.

>>21241

I have been looking for an Usatei 'techno' or whatever remix for a week. All because some faggot posted it on youtube and then he CLOSED THE GODDAMN ACCOUNT. AND SOME FAGGOT FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN THE SOURCE.

GODDAMNIT FUCK. HOW HARD CAN FINDING AN ARRANGE BE? TOO FUCKING HARD IT SEEMS.

>>21263
Have you tried touhouplayer?

Have you searched your browsing history?

>>21263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiBHvyBL3Wo

Is it this one? That's one of very few Usatei remixes I know of.

>>21141
Deme, why won't you write more AWiY?

>>21271
My browsiing history from four years ago? Not likely
I have tried Touhou Player now and it had no results. But I appreciate it.

>>21273
Thank you, but that is not one of them. I think Raikuel's was the only video of that song uploaded.

It's 5 am and the fucks next door are blasting EDM.

Their taste in music in shit and they're trying to pull a Rab and be loud as physically possible.

Computer = Busted!

Can't update as a result.

>>21303
UPDATE. THESE FUCKS UNIRONICALLY LIKE LINKIN PARK.

PLEASE. KILL ME NOW.

>>21274
Because he's writing Kancolle Quest now.

That fucking traitor.

>>21326

Goddamn Kancolle, the one game I refuse to play out of principle.

So after two months of hiatus because of exams and life in general, I decided it was about time I updated my story for once. I figured that, since I've lost practice, I should read a book beforehand to remember how to write decently well. Coincidentally, a friend of mine recommended the Discworld series about that time.

I loved The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic so much, I've spent the whole past week devouring book after book. I fear I won't feel the urge to write again until I finished every single book in the series.

help

>>21327
>Kancolle
>Game

>>21325
I don't know why you're taking that so seriously. I mean, in the end, it doesn't even matter.

>>21326
He has resumed SWQ some as well, as far as why he's not resuming AWiY, we'll never know.

On the topic of rage, the matter of seeing /th/ be the only place to get new stories.

>>21325
Just tell tren that this is as far as you can go. Time is a valuable thing: break their habit tonight

day 758 of the story and update drought
i'm on my last legs

please god or yukari or whoever, rescue me from this dying site

>>21333
>>/th/14115

WELL SHIT YO. A STORY JUST UPDATED AN HOUR BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR YAP TO WHINE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

HOW 'BOUT YOU GET TO READIN' AN' VOTIN' 'CAUSE BROTHER, I JUST BROUGHT YOU SOME BONAFIDE SALVATION.

>>21333
WELL FAGGOT, WHAT STORIES DO YOU WANT UPDATES TO

YOU GOTTA STROKE THE EGO, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'

HEY YOU
YEAH, YOU, FAGGOT WITH THE STORY HE HASN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER
GO AND FUCKING UPDATE IT
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE YOU UPDATED
THEY'LL JUST BE HAPPY FOR MORE

>>21339
FINE

I FUCKIN' UPDATED SPLICED

ARE YOU FUCKIN' HAPPY

BECAUSE I'MA WRITE THAT NOW

>>21340
no, because you are a faggot
nice marysue qmpc by the way

My pixiv downloader suddenly doesn't work. Mad.

>>21339
Fuck you for being right. Why is it so hard to write again after such a long hiatus?

>>21340
NO BECAUSE YOU DONT UPDATE QUICKLY ENOUGH

WRITE FASTER

I have the ability to "read" Japanese writers' desperate pleas for comments but don't know enough Japanese to be able to comment. They're going to stop writing and I'm going to cry.

>>21363
I AM

I JUST SPENT ALL OF LAST WEEKEND FIGHTING SOBERPHOBIA, WILL PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN THIS WEEKEND. ALSO, UPDATE WILL PROBABLY BE TONIGHT, BECAUSE I CAN'T UPDATE AGAIN UNTIL MONDAY OR TUESDAY

>>21364
Use google translate or something, they'll get the idea.

Just say "物語いいね！やらないか？"

WHY IS IT SO QUIET AROUND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

>>21373
Wanna take a guess?

>>21374
Well, I know why. But it would be beating a dead horse to add myself to the list of anons who complain about it.

STILL TOO QUIET AROUND HEEEEEEEERE

>>21373
Because Touhou's popularity is getting replaced by Kancolle.

>>21381
Not exactly the reason. And I'm quite the doom-sayer.

>>21373
THE SITE IS DYING WHY ELSE
WRITEFAGS HAVE DARK SOULS, MONSTER HUNTER, YU-GI-OH, <insert latest craze here> AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DICKS TO DISCUSS, NO TIME TO WRITE

Where is a Hitler-like figure to instill some autocracy and discipline into THP?

>>21381
People have been saying that for quite some time.

And I still don't know what the heck that is.

>>21383

It's World War II warships re-imagined as moe girls. It's essentially Strike Witches with boats.

>>21384
Whoa whoa whoa. Even Strike Witches has more characterization and plot than kancolle.

Also is it even fair to call it a game? It's literally RNG dice rolls.

>>21385
You know there's an anime now? I haven't watched it, but it's got to have some sort of plot.

>>21385
And some people are autistic enough to use proxies just to play the "game".

Moefags are the worst.

>>21384
Oh, so that's it? I think I know what it is, if only for the doujins.
A quick Wikipedia search later I can tell it looks like an interesting game, if a bit casual.

Furthermore, most boats are very slutty. Just look at the popular ones.

>>21390
Yes. And? How is that a problem?
This is the rage thread not the joy thread Anon.

>>21392
Their slutty nature makes more popular, filling me with rage?

Sir Terry Pratchett died yesterday at the age of 66, and that fills me with rage deep sadness.

“There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do.”

>>21394
I'm mad that I still haven't finished Raising Steam and now it feels like I'm only finishing it cause he's dead.

>>21382
>Where is a Hitler-like figure to instill some autocracy and discipline into THP?
...Is this a reverse Godwin? It kinda seems like a reverse Godwin!

The fact that em-dashes don't connect properly in this site's default font has gotten me all in a doozy!

So, I prepurchased the game and bought a season pass but they're still charging me thirty five dollars full price to 'upgrade' with some minor gameplay and graphical changes, except they're also separating the online which further reduces the player pool in the game I've already paid more than fifty dollars for.
This is complete fucking unacceptable garbage, scamco. I'm never giving another cent to this shitty nigerian prince tier scum company of horrible japanese jew cunts NIGGERS RFIUCKC IU FUCKING HATE THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE IN A FIERY FURNACE FUCKING FAGGOTS I'M NBOT PAYING FUCKIGN 346 DOLLARS FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT WHAT ARE YOU INSANE? TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY AND SHOVI IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS SLANYT EYED MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKIGN DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>21426
>I prepurchased the game and bought a season pass
There's your problem, bro. Never prebuy a game of this generation; they usually come unfinished and incomplete.

>>21426
>Dork Souls fans get fucked over
I really should go to the Joy thread with this

why won't hidden threads stay hidden

>>21434

If you delete/don't allow cookies then the site can't track which threads you want to remain hidden. That's my guess at your problem anyway.

>>21439
well you're wrong because I'm allowing cookies, and some threads stay hidden while others don't

Well, I've recently learned that if my internet ever goes out for any reason, all my watched threads get wiped and I have to manually fix it, so that's a huge pain, might be related to that earlier person's hidden threads problem too.

>>21441
>>21442

My guess is that your modems use dynamic IPs. Hidden/watched threads are tied to a particular IP, and every time your Internet connection resets, the modem takes a new one, meaning you lose the threads you marked. In fact, one day you could theoretically find your watch list full of old stories you used to follow, because your modem just so happened to pick up an IP you had before.

>>21443
nope, my ip is static as fuck
and like I said, some threads stay hidden while others don't
I'm just going to blame this site's shitty coding

Nitori Kappashiro's channel has just been taken down. He was one of the few youtubers who still uploaded Touhou music videos regularly, and he had quite a long playlist, now gone forever to the stupid Youtube copyright policies. And I'm mad not only because we lost him, but also because I have to delete ~300 videos from my favorite list.

On that topic, do you know of more channels that still post Touhou songs?

>>21445
ScarletFlameFlandre posts Touhou songs, but they're all extended versions.

Komeiji Records posts incredible Touhou remixes quite regularly.

Hey if we are so totally ded, maybe we should migrate to a new site where there is an already-existing Touhou community? Write on there, pass on the legacy of THP, etc.

Then again, that requires effort.

>>21461
We'll be fine, probably. Just need a new injection of summer.
Besides that, what faggots would we even go assimilate into?

I won't leave until the site gives me a 404. I owe it that much.

Besides, I have yet to complete the archive (and I never will if I keep re reading stories)

On that note, read Shadow over Gensokyo again and catch all the foreshadowing. It is a pretty fun exercise after reading A fairy's tale and its spin-offs for the umpteenth time.

>>21461
I agree with >>21462. I know it's not a very recent phenomenon, but I think spring semester is partly to blame. It's always the worst part of the year for those in college. At least in my experience. Summer should be more active.

I intend to start writing this summer, after two years of reading/occasional voting.

Sage for no rage.

>>21462
>>21463
>>21464
I was mostly shitposting, but I do feel kinda sad for this site. I don't have a story to write at the moment, but it feels like there are tons of good writers but barely any readers. I think we need new blood, but we have little brand ("Touhou project dot com"), our layout is kinda confusing for anyone who hasn't been to an imageboard before, and besides all of that I don't think anyone is actively spreading THP anyway.

Migrating has the potential to fix these. We have a chance to rebrand ourselves, create/use a new layout, and spread ourselves to people. But most of all, I considered migrating in the first place because I have personally considered writing for other sites. I'm too afraid to put effort into a story on here because of how hard it is to get many readers.

However, that "it takes too much effort" line was basically me acknowledging that nobody here would want to leave, either because they prefer the current site or are too apathetic to care. I know we probably won't migrate but I thought to bring this up anyways as at least discussion.

Unfortunately, I'm something of a hypocrite, because since I finished my story I've dropped off from reading/writing outside of /blue/ and /gensokyo/. I suppose that makes me part of the problem.

Sorry to be the umpteenth person to complain about our lack of activity.

I'm doing my part by trying to get back in gear and start updating again. Even if activity is low, I'll keep going. Barring shit going sideways with the host, I doubt this place is just going to disappear overnight. We're in the low end of a cycle.

>>21466
Will the good times come back again~?

>>21467
Our goddess willing~

>>21465
It was moving the site that hurt it pretty badly. I think we should find a way to remind all those /th/ readers and writers that other boards exist and that they may be a better fit.

Some focus is never a bad thing.

>>21469
But /th/ doesn't even seem to have that many readers as of late, honestly. At least, ones that bother to vote.

>>21470
Seconded. The voters seem to be about the same, if not a little less, on /th/ compared to the other boards. Shocking, I know.

>>21469
9/10. Would be 10 except the site is too dead to get that many people.

God, this site is so dead.

We don't need a migration. We don't need to shill for new blood on other sites.

What we need is to become kancolle-project.com

>>21479
that wouldn't work anyways as there's not a pool of hard working/talented writers to begin a legacy. It'd be just yet another Kancolle website if not history repeating itself.

GODDAMNIT THP WAKE UP

>>21481
You have totally missed the joke, I believe.

FUCK YOU LoLK STAGE 3
JESUS FUCK THIS LAST SPELL ON THE THIRD BOSS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.

ALSO HAS ANYONE FIGURED OUT THE GAME MECHANICS OR THE GIMMICKS?

Wow, you know this place is dead when there's only one story being voted on in a single day.

So, how about them assraged script kiddies going berserk in the IRC?

>>21513

For those not in the know, enlighten us?

>>21514
TL;DR: Some random joined, brought some bots with him, said bots started shitflooding the channel, bots were banned, skid ghosted Rapestove and hijacked his nick, used his hops to unban the bots, and started kickbanning everybody when they realised. IRCops were involved, channel was made invite-only for a spell, all sorts of fun shit. Oh, and said skid also completely took over a THP sub-channel for a brief period.

You know what annoys me?

planefag desecrating our holy land of exiled /jp/ goodposters by introducing filthy /tg/ neckbeards.

What a fucking faggot

>>21516

>>21516
>holy land of exiled /jp/ goodposters

>>21515
And nothing of value was lost.

>>21516
/tg/ has the reputation of getting shit done
So there just might be a finished story this year

>>21515
*gasp*
The cabal realized their foundations aren't as stable as they thought!

>>21515
Which subchannel? There's only a few.

>>21517
Deme, please bring back AWiY. We need to exact justice to Reimu after she murdered Count.

And after all this time, I finally realized just how strong Wizanon is supposed to be. With that high of a level, he's already legendary hero tier, if not a demigod.

>>21524
>implying it's murder when the dude already killed himself
>implying there's something wrong with exterminating a filthy race-traitor

>>21527
He did nothing wrong, anon. He just wanted freedom from those filthy youkai.

>>21528
>wanted freedom from filthy youkai
>attempts to accomplish this by doing the Gensokyo equivalent of defecting to the Soviets.
>expects to not be treated like the filthy youkai he had become
>did nothing wrong

Yeah, no. Count Chocula got exactly what he deserved.

>>21528

That's like saying people who join ISIS did nothing wrong. Defecting to a enemy faction that also preaches beliefs that are obviously incompatable with civilized society is considered treason, Anon. Treason is one of very few offenses for which the only punishment is execution. So, no. There isn't going to be some love and toleration lesson here. That man deserved to die like the traitor he is.

>>21524
>>21527
>>21528
>Demeterious got everything right
>Yet we will never ever stop bullying him

>>21531
He was the writefag we deserved, but not the one we needed back then.

>>21530

Are we really using ISIS comparisons now?

>>21531
>>21532
Oh fuck off, no. RARGH BLARGH FUCK GENSOKYO is still dumb.

>>21535
There are plenty of youkai in canon who basically went FUCK GENSOKYO when it was being created. Yukari and company killed them all.

...Even with this development, we still need no heavily optimized wizard from a marginally-compatible game system.

We need VIVIT.

Constructs are typically immune to most magic, anyway.

IS THIS SITE DEAD ENOUGH THAT WE CAN POST WITH TRIPS WITHOUT GETTING YELLED AT AND CALLED A FAGGET? WILL NEWCOMERS STILL BE OUTED FOR NOT KNOWING ABOUT SAGING AND THE DISDAIN FOR EMOTICONS?

DO WE STILL HAVE ENOUGH LIFE IN US TO KEEP OUR '''''CULTURE'''''?!

>>21598
PROBABLY NOT, NO

DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!

MY FAVOURITE AUTHORS ARE NOT UPDATING
MY FAVOURITE STORIES ARE DYING
THIS SITE IS CRYING
TO KANCOLLE EVERYONE IS FLYING
THAT FANDOM NEEDS SOME FRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT ENOUGH TOUHOU DOUJIN MANGA!
NOT ENOUGH TOUHOU DOUJIN MUSIC!
NOT ENOUGH TOUHOU FANFICTION!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL YOU MAN

>>21616
if i write will you read?

>>21618
I would be extremely grateful.

>>21623

You are a big touhou fan.

>>21618
This errant squire shall be most grateful, o honourable sire.

>>21623
>>21627
ok dudes give me like a week or two, i will maek story
possibly probably seijya


it's a promise

>>21598
You say that like anyone on this site had a life to begin with :^)

You know why things are so inactive around here? There aren't very many good current stories.

>>21640
But literally 3 new stories popped up in /others/. Too bad every other board is dead as fuck.

>>21640
You know why things are so slow here? Because faggots like you go here and complain instead of trying to help out fixing it.

>>21640
As >>21641 said, there's action over in /others/. Vote and stuff, maybe you'll inspire people to continue writing. Or write something of your own and mention it in here, because there are more than enough people who would read it.

>>21643
>mention it in here

I think you mean in /gensokyo/. There's like a thread for that over there and stuff.

>>21642
>>21643
These. Stop being such a fag and do something about activity. Write if you can, if not vote. Tell other losers to do the same. Bitching about it on /blue/ ain't gonna do shit.

Okay, guys, calm down. Crossovers, AUs, &c. aren't my thing, so I wouldn't have known about the activity in /others/. As for writing, I'm working on it; I've had an update stalled out for a while because "life".

That said, sorry for being a turd for no reason.

>>21647
Apology accepted. I can understand your frustration. But let's do our best to make things better~

>>21645

Shieeet, I should move.

>>21645
/coriander/ being invisible doesn't help.

>>21645
/forest/ hasn't been posted into for a week. Dammit Chris, what are you doing?

>>21651
SerialATA just updated his story.

Right as I started back to work on my fucking update, my good computer decided its power supply was working too well and took a massive shit. Now I have to wait for parts to come in and hope I don't fuck up building a desktop (first build), and my guts are in an uproar because I cannot fucking calm down.

Just fuck everything, ugh.

>>21654
Why do you need a good computer to write?

Look, this is my fourth touhou notebook. And I don't even have to backup my notes.

>>21654

What >>21655 said. I use notebooks to write all the time when I'm away from the computer.

>>21655

I'm...not to sure your notebook is functioning correctly. There's no power switch or anything, and that font looks horrible.

>>21657
>>21655
yo mate everything okay?
It looks like your open office is missing spell check, and margins, and cut and paste, and all the other nice tools software has

>>21658
Not the same guy but I'm here to tell you why you're wrong.

>spell check
When you finally type the update/writing into your internet browser, it will spell check for you. Because internet browsers have been doing that for a while now.

>margins
Is this a joke? Tell me this is a joke.

>cut and paste
Circle a sentence or paragraph and link it with an arrow to where you would want to put it linearly. Whoa it's almost like we're using our brains

>and all the other nice tools software has
99% of tools can be compensated for in other ways. Learn to git gud and stop making excuses.

>>21659

Jeez dude, I was just trying to make a bit of a joke. I wasen't exspecting the Spanish Grammar Inquisition.

>>21660
I couldn't tell if it was a joke or serious mockery, so I replied seriously but in an exaggerated manner.

I'm not actually mad

>>21661

My reply was also a joke alluding to a popular Monty Python sketch. I guess we both suck at this.

>>21662
>>21661
now kiss and make up

>>21663
no, that's gay.
I'm on THP. I'm straight.

>>21663
>>21664
I'm a youkai, not a human. That's gross

>>21664
Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.

Fuck chokentina.
Fuck Messi
FUCK HIGUAIN

>>21667
I'm sorry your country hasn't won anything in 22 years. Me? Well, I got drunk to celebrate winning against the Argies. Was good.

>>21668
Thanks man. At least we can say that we never had a 120 years losing streak. That'd be just embarrassing.

>>21670
Caring about ancient history is for the Uruguayans. As someone under 30, all I know is I can say that I can actually remember what a win feels like. But, hey, I'm sure that watching Messi win with Barca is just as good.

>>21671
And it's good that you do... because you sure as hell won't get another one as long as it is on foreign soil, if you catch my drift.

As for me... well, I still can remember what happened 7 years ago. Is that ancient history too?

>>/gensokyo/13325

Friendly request to people starting new stories to make an announcement here. And more people could check /gensokyo/ too, I guess.

>>/gensokyo/13709

THERE'S A RECOMMENDATION THREAD UP GO HECKIN' ADD YOUR RECS JEEZ

>>21675
I'm really bad at recommending things, the best I can say is something inane like 'it's nice'

>>21676

I know that feel man. Authors always post shit asking for some deep commentary about everything.

For me. it's either I liked it, or I didn't like it. I'm not gunna waste time going full 11th grade English class, analyzing themes and metaphors that nobody gives a fuck about.

>>21676
>>21677
Nobody ever said you had to get real 'deep' about it. If you can't articulate what you liked about something, that's one thing, but if you really did like it, there should be at least one stand-out quality that springs to mind.

Whether or not others will agree is a whole other story, of course.

>>21678

See? This is what I mean. This gentleman identified the difference between our respective reading methodologies. He feels the need to extrapolate the "why" from the basic feeling of like and dislike and, furthermore, goes on to say that I should as well.

The issue of whether I can or can't give a reason is somewhat of a non-sequitur seeing as I chose not to look for one.

>>21676
>I'm really bad at recommending things, the best I can say is something inane like 'it's nice'

But that's all you really need to give a recommendation, isn't it? When someone suggests a place to go eat, I certainly don't need them to go into detailed analysis of the food when a simple "hey man this shit's fucking tasty you should try this," will suffice.

The only thing you should need to give a recommendation is a strong enough feeling for the thing you're recommending to want other people to experience it.

>Readers increase

>Writefags remain the same

>They update even SLOWER

Goddammit. I know writing is hard but...

KEYMASTER!
KEEEEEYMAAAAAAAAAAASTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS YUO!?

For the love of god, could someone update the Story List? It has been over a year at this point.

>>21694
Readers increased?

>>21699 At least two dunces over in Shrine have neglected to sage, prompting people to flame their idiotic butts for making them think an update had come in. I haven't looked in the other sections, but I'm guessing there's more than two dunces.

One of the new characters (Sagume) has the power to make everything she says a lie via altering the fate.

Remilia's special powers are now not only not unique, they're also now strictly inferior to Stage 4 boss ones. Thanks, ZUN. Thanks.

>>21718
Remilia is able to speak freely without ruining shit. I wouldn't exactly say that's "strictly inferior".

>>21718

I'm afraid to read the story on the wiki because I'm terrified of how much the power rankings is going to change now that we have more moon bitches. It's an abstract kind of rage.

>>21719
At least they fucking work, unlike Remilia's ones, which are so weak that the only reason we know they exist is because it's listed in her description.

Also Sagume's weakness is easily circumvented by a keyboard and a text-to-speech device combination.

>>21720
The actual story is worse than that: Stage 5 and 6 are dedicated to wiping out the other invaders of the moon, for benefit of Lunarians. You're literally a servant of Lunarian bitches.

Also, Reimu now self-identifies as "Hakurei shrine maiden
who silences crying children" and "An Earthling who makes silent children cry"

Have fun with that.

>>21722
Wait, so she silences children that are crying and then makes the silenced children cry? Sounds like a neverending loop.

That said, fuck Reimu.

Also, fuck lunarians. I like the new tohous only because the lunarians we know don't like them. Why don't they like them anyway? Does flag-chan respect humans or something?

>Taisa is back

>>21723
They don't like them because they're trying to enact revenge against a certain person (who's most likely a Lunarian, too) in Lunarian Capital's prison, whose husband has indirectly killed the main antagonist's son by shooting down the sun.

It's very rage-worthy, because the Lunarians are clearly the real culprits and villains here, yet the player characters are forced to help them because of the aforementioned "fate manipulation" of Lunarian overpowered goddess.

Moon hate's out in force I see.

>>21722
From what I gathered over IRC, "making crying children silent" is an idiom to show how strong someone is. And then making silent children cry is just Reimu/ZUN playing with it. You're definitely not supposed to take it literally.

MY PRIMARY LAPTOP GOT INFECTED WITH 8 TROJANS WITHIN THE SPAN OF 5 MINUTES. FORCING ME TO BACKUP AND REFORMAT AGAIN!

ALL ON THE DAY BEFORE THE SEMESTER STARTS!

ARRRGGHH!

>>21729
Nigger it's 2015 how do you not have a firewall even Windows Firewall is good enough to stop this shit.
Unless you were dumb enough to open loodseuganyanyanpornz.rar.zip.7z.gz.exe or something

>>21730

Some people just exit out of all those "A new update is available for windows/java/ect" and don't realize viruses infect computers by exploiting know vulnerabilities in software.

>>21729

Update your shit bro. Also get a good anti-virus and take the time to run it once a month.

>>21726
BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

>>21728
Yeah, uh, I knew that!
Obvious in hindsight, eh?

>>21731
>ect

ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU FUCKS WILL LEARN THAT IT'S "ET CETERA" NOT "EC TETERA"

UNTIL THAT DAY YOU WILL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A WORTHLESS ILLITERATE

>>21733

JOKE'S ON YOU LOSER, I DID THAT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I KNOW IT TRIGGERS YOU, AND WOULD DRAW YOU OUT OF HIDING. 2ND BEST FAIRY QUEST UPDATES WHEN??

PAPER SPANKY QUEST IS FINE TOO

>>21718

>has the power to make everything she says a lie

That powerset reminds me of Iolithae Septimian, only reversed. If they met it would be an interesting conversation, but bad for the world probably.

>>21731
But anon, Java is in /usr/bin/ (or C:\\ProgramFiles\\Java\\jre[version]\\bin if you're a faggot and on Windows)

>>21735
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO UPDATE SPLICED

>>21726
I think it's more stopping the spider thing from messing up Gensokyo.

>>21721
>Implying Touhou isn't absurdly rife with vagueness

>>21718
You're severely underestimating the possibilities of Remilia's powers. Since they're so vague, that leaves a ton of room for interpretation.

The only real power levels we should be upset about is Cirno no longer being the strongest fairy.

>>21761
It's hard to say considering Clownpiece might actually use incident empowering like lesser fairies do, and there's the whole Hell Fairy thing which would make Cirno the "strongest fairy in the living plane"

That being said, Remilia's ability is far better suited for long term schemes than short term/battles. That and not having to worry about something backfiring with the slip of the tongue.

>>21761
Cirno still has the advantage of being the most recurrent boss character in the series (appearing in four main games). Unlike other weaklings, Cirno doesn't give up the fight - in a sense, you can say that it's her tenacity that really makes her "the strongest", not just "power level".

What's the difference between Reisen's "Manipulation of Insanity" and Clownpiece's "Power to drive someone insane"? Aren't they more or less the same ability?

>>21768
At a first glance, Reisen manipulates existing insanity to suit her whims (turning into a lunatic is a possibility present in all intelligent beings I guess) whereas Clownpiece can only make you turn, without further involvement.

But you know how those things are.

>>21768
>>21769
Actually, Reisen's ability works by manipulating various wavelengths. She can manipulate brain waves to mess with a target's mind directly, or light and sound waves to cause visual and auditory hallucinations.

As for Clownpiece, hell if I know. Maybe it's something to do with her torch, or maybe she just drives people mad by being extremely annoying.

>>21770
likely Clownpiece's ability amounts to super trolling, much like a certain writer.

>>21771
Who?

>>21773
See >>21749 fap angel, otherwise known as planefag, who's existence seems to be for trolling.

In other words, this guy: >>21141

>>21774
Demetrious is less of a master troll and more of a case study of mid-high functioning autism.

Good lord there is literally noting going on in /eientei/.

I CAN'T FIND GENSOU SHOUJO TAISEN 2: YOU. ALL THE LINKS ARE DOWN.

GOD DAMN YOU SANBONDO FOR THIS.

I WANNA DOWNLOAD AND PLAY IT!

>>21775
If he has autism, he would've finished AWIY.

>>21777
Kek, I already got it ages ago.

>>21776
This site truly is dying.

>>21786
Stop being such a whiny faggot and at least give >>21777
a link.

Goddamm this is the RAEG thread, not the 'whiny faggots cry!' thread. Post there I'd you want to show how much of a bitch you are

Goddamm this is the RAEG thread, not the 'whiny faggots cry!' thread. Post there I'd you want to show how much of a bitch you are

I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE. I RAGE.

WHY DO I RAGE?

BECAUSE LIFE DEEMS IT WORTHY TO GRANT ME THE PRESENCE OF IDIOTS WHO THINK ROSE (lat) AND POCE (cyr) ARE THE FREAKING SAME!

>>21789

Ever get so mad you double post?

I RAGE BECAUSE THE SITE KEEPS BREAKING

>>21795
I RAGE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW SQL

SHIT

Periodic reminder to anybody who doesn't know that there's a thread in /gensokyo/ for announcing new stories. If you've started a story recently, please consider announcing it there.

>>/gensokyo/13325

benis

>Me, Myself, and Eyes won the contest

>>21802
It was a good story, but nowhere near 'best' material. Disappointing end.

>>21802
>>21803
I feel like I'd be saying the same if mine (the runner-up) won, tbh. I only really voted for "Me, Myself and Eyes" because it wasn't too tiresome, unlike some other entries.

>>21802

Gotta be honest,none of this year's entries caught my appeal.

>>21805
Much as I hate to pan a whole contest, I kind of agree. Nothing was really good, Eyes was the least mediocre as it got a laugh out of me. Runners up were "Reisen dies lol also Smash Mouth joke," "many OCs with no background fight for no reason" and "dude, like, relationships are complicated, man, you can't put anything into words, so like, *puff* here's a story that puts nothing into words, like whoaaaaa..."

>>21806
yeah most of the things in that were too artsy or in need of polish/etc. I voted for Feast and Famine as I felt it could have been a good story if the writer would add some words/dialogue

But nothing remarkable from the get go.

I didn't submit anything for the newbie contest because I just couldn't think of anything to write, but I should've put something together anyways. I would've won by default.

THE THREAD WATCHER FORGOT ALL MY WATCHED THREADS
NOT LIKE IT MATTERS SINCE NONE OF THEM HAVE UPDATED IN ABOUT A YEAR ANYWAY

>>21810
WHAT WERE YOUR WATCHED THREADS

>>21810
DID YOU CHANGE YOUR IP

THAT SEEMS TO HAPPEN WHEN I CHANGE MY IP

OR, WELL, AT LEAST WHEN I USE A DIFFERENT ROUTER

the psychiatry department at the medical foundation won't return my i-want-to-make-an-appointment calls

they're not even returning my hey-you-haven't-returned-my-calls calls

what's up with that

>>21817
Call them during office hours. Talk to a person.