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20794No. 20794
Welcome, boys and germs, to day 6 of THP High!

This was supposed to be day 7, but Buddha fucked all our shit up and forced me to reset the timeline.

Who do I talk to first?
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>>No. 20795
Also, before I forget, to avoid incidents like the last day 6, from now on you have 9 actions per period. Once you hit that number I'll automatically switch to the next period. This will help prevent too much time from needlessly passing. If the ninth action is to go talk to someone, I'll allow a 10th action to finish the conversation.
>>No. 20796
[x] Join the KFC club
>>No. 20798
[X] Demeko
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
>>No. 20799
File 140771290248.jpg - (217.25KB, 1296x758, 2freedom4me.jpg) [iqdb]
20799
>>20796
In order to join the AMERICA club, you must be able to name every last state while singing the national anthem while getting a bald eagle to land on your shoulder.

I was only able to name 47 states, I only remembered the first 3 verses, and where the fuck am I supposed to find a bald eagle in Japan.

Oh well.

Next?
>>No. 20800
[X]Praise (America)
>>No. 20801
File 14077133001.jpg - (217.99KB, 1296x758, shewantsyouroilnotyourpraise.jpg) [iqdb]
20801
>>20800
Sadly, I need 4 cheeseburgers and 2 boxes of donuts to properly praise AMERICA.

Next?
>>No. 20802
>>20799
DEME YOU BITCH

[x] Makuko
>>No. 20803
>>20801
[X] Beat up Ralko
>>No. 20804
File 140771351498.jpg - (188.31KB, 1296x758, thisismylifenow.jpg) [iqdb]
20804
Little girl, strong bitch slapping hand.
>>No. 20805
File 140771353863.jpg - (175.15KB, 1296x758, hih.jpg) [iqdb]
20805
>>20802
She's afraid.
She's very afraid.
Wat do.
>>No. 20806
>>20804
Interrogate: Why are all these girls in the bathroom?
>>No. 20807
>>20805
[x]Bully Danko
>>No. 20808
File 140771386665.jpg - (167.79KB, 1296x758, wellfirstineedavote.jpg) [iqdb]
20808
>>20807
The Danko has been successfully(?) bullied.
She will add this to the list of grievances, and one day we shall know her wrath.

Next?
>>No. 20810
>>20808
[X] Fight Ralko
>>No. 20811
[x]Check Buddha
>>No. 20813
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20813
u w0t m8 ill deck ya right in the g0bber swar on me mum.
>>No. 20814
File 140771416193.jpg - (199.12KB, 1296x758, lowestofthelow.jpg) [iqdb]
20814
WHAT IS THIS HORSESHIT?
>>No. 20815
[]Beat up Barko
>>No. 20817
File 140771441185.jpg - (240.31KB, 1296x758, denied.jpg) [iqdb]
20817
>>20815
Try to fight in the bar, and the bouncer will show you out.

Next?
>>No. 20818
[x]Molest Riko
>>No. 20819
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20819
>>20818
The 7:56 to Molestation Station has been cancelled due to unexpected damage to the tracks.

Next?
>>No. 20820
[x]Check Buddha
We need to know where we're at.
>>No. 20821
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20821
>>20820
Well 10/24 people hate me.
But at least I'm on somewhat good terms with three people.
That has to count for something right?
Right?
>>No. 20822
[X] Molest Demeko
>>No. 20823
File 140771552546.jpg - (191.85KB, 1296x758, fuckin ow.jpg) [iqdb]
20823
Local man slapped while trying to molest a patriotic girl, more at 11.
>>No. 20824
>>20821
Note that "Piece of shit..." means that NPC has max Hate for you.
>>No. 20825
File 140771564327.jpg - (310.09KB, 1296x758, americathelazy.jpg) [iqdb]
20825
>>20822
Molestation of patriotic girl refused, rumors surface of possible drone strike on local man.
>>No. 20826
>>20821
>Halko
>Writing

That's less likely than the return of SWQ.

[x]Molest Titzko
>>No. 20827
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20827
Second period has started.
Who do I talk to first?
>>No. 20828
>>20826
Tripfagging? Really?
>>20827
[X] Beat up Halko
>>No. 20829
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20829
>>20828
Halko is a bit chuuni.

Next?
>>No. 20830
>>20829
[X] Molest Demeko x3
Systematically checking everyone.
Foolproof plan.
No way this can backfire.
>>No. 20831
File 140771675219.jpg - (232.07KB, 1296x758, bout time.jpg) [iqdb]
20831
>>20830
Congratulations, you found the -ko with Exploitable!
What will you take as your prize?
>>No. 20832
>>20831
[X] Time to fuck
We've been rejected by every girl in the entire school multiple times.
I think we deserve this.
>>No. 20833
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20833
>>20832
But that would make the time where you can get a girl to say yes all the more sweeter.
But no, you have to take the easy way out.
>>No. 20834
File 140771727295.jpg - (258.11KB, 1296x758, evenlancerpitiesus.jpg) [iqdb]
20834
Oooor you would, but Taisako interrupted us.
Demeko can't even finish getting raped, how shameful.
>>No. 20835
>>20833
OH SHIT
>>No. 20836
>>20834
Can we slap Taisa's shit?
>>No. 20837
File 140771783884.jpg - (11.10KB, 250x241, bH1Zdlu.jpg) [iqdb]
20837
>>20834
>mfw Chris-kun will never ever get laid
>>No. 20838
>>20834
We couldn't even get sex via rape.
God damn it.
[X] Talk to Taisa.
>>No. 20839
File 140771793975.jpg - (238.85KB, 1296x758, officiallycomicrelieftier.jpg) [iqdb]
20839
>>20836
No.

Next?
>>No. 20840
[x] Start begging everyone for forgiveness.

Maybe we can get some pity-sex.
>>No. 20841
File 14077181154.jpg - (242.41KB, 1296x758, thegravehasbeendug.jpg) [iqdb]
20841
>>20840
I've gone so far off the deep end that they won't even accept my apologies.

Next?
>>No. 20842
>>20841
Can we just like
masturbate or something?
When in doubt rub one out, as they say.
>>No. 20843
[x] I dunno, just... go around praising everybody. Make it look like the bad got beaten out of us. And stop trying to assault people.
>>No. 20844
>>20843
We must sob on women after being beat up by Taisako
>>No. 20845
File 140771906626.jpg - (246.31KB, 1296x758, slowlysteppingawayfromtheheadstonestore.jpg) [iqdb]
20845
>>20843
For actions like that, I'll pick one person of my choice to talk to, since talking to everyone would take far to long and go past the action limit.

Next?
>>No. 20846
[x] Praise whoever's around like a bootlicking asskisser. It's the only thing that works for this poor bastard.
>>No. 20847
File 140771950836.jpg - (395.28KB, 1296x758, patchkoxkelvkootp.jpg) [iqdb]
20847
On my way to praise someone else I witnessed Patchko and Kelvko getting it on right where everyone can see them.
L-lewd.
>>No. 20848
File 140771952121.jpg - (238.52KB, 1296x758, youknowdamnwell.jpg) [iqdb]
20848
>>20846
No.
No it isn't.
>>No. 20849
>>20846
Kiss ass
>>No. 20850
File 140772076468.jpg - (234.93KB, 1296x758, slowlybutsurely.jpg) [iqdb]
20850
>>20849
Ass has been kissed.

Next?
>>No. 20851
>>20850
Continue this bold new strategy of apologizing for being a fuckup and also not being a fuckup.
>>No. 20852
File 140772213685.jpg - (240.37KB, 1296x758, justwaitingforanotherfuckup.jpg) [iqdb]
20852
>>20851
I'm sorry I tried to rape you.
Three times.
Then acted like an all around asshole.
>>No. 20853
File 140772221092.jpg - (299.27KB, 1296x758, stillwonderingwhathappenedtope.jpg) [iqdb]
20853
Time for the last phase of the day.

Who do I talk to first?
>>No. 20854
>>20853
[x]Halko
>>No. 20855
File 140772247392.jpg - (219.47KB, 1296x758, uwamuu.jpg) [iqdb]
20855
>>20854
What do I say?
>>No. 20858
>>20855
SORRY
>>No. 20860
File 140772414348.jpg - (206.93KB, 1296x758, yes.jpg) [iqdb]
20860
>>20858
WHAT NEXT?
>>No. 20861
Well the votes have slowed to a crawl, so I'm going to bring day 6 to a close before AA2 crashes again.

I think I'll end THP High at the end of day 7, due to this becoming a borderline unsalvageable trainwreck, so I'll be posting a folder with the cards for everyone then, rather than post a single card now.
>>No. 20872
Come on guys, we only have 1 day to not die a virgin virtual death!
>>No. 20910
Last day of THP High begins in about an hour and a half.
>>No. 20911
File 140978988455.jpg - (345.55KB, 1296x758, dawnofthefinalday.jpg) [iqdb]
20911
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the final day of THP High

Last time, we got beat up by a loli, got cockblocked out of raping Demeko, and pretty much ensured that this will end up a glorious trainwreck.

Who should I talk to first?
>>No. 20912
>>20911

BROKO

SHE ACTUALLY DOES NOT HATE US
>>No. 20913
File 140979026624.jpg - (290.29KB, 1296x758, broooooooaaaaa.jpg) [iqdb]
20913
>>20912
You been blazing up Bro?
Been having some green?
Been inhaling?
Been loading a fat one?
Had yourself a little wake-n-bake?

I'm asking if you've been smoking cannabis, Bro, seriously, smoking before school even starts is just sad.

What do I say?
>>No. 20914
>>20913

420 praise it
>>No. 20915
File 140979059894.jpg - (288.47KB, 1296x758, 420praiseitalldayerryday.jpg) [iqdb]
20915
>>20914
Sometimes you just need to take some time out of your day to 420 praise it up.

Next?
>>No. 20916
>>20915

PRAISE AGAIN FOR GREAT SUCCESS
>>No. 20917
File 140979113823.jpg - (277.31KB, 1296x758, trybuthole.jpg) [iqdb]
20917
>>20916
Praise the sun! then, Praise the sun!

Next?
>>No. 20918
>>20917

Hit her with it again! Finish the three-hit combo!
>>No. 20919
File 140979142154.jpg - (289.33KB, 1296x758, brokoisnotgoodatpvp.jpg) [iqdb]
20919
>>20918
It seems that the chance of this working is increasing the more she is praised.

Next?
>>No. 20920
>>20919

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

OH, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

By which I mean try talkin' about love, baby.
>>No. 20921
File 140979188084.jpg - (280.53KB, 1296x758, toolittletoolateifear.jpg) [iqdb]
20921
>>20920
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.

Seriously ladies stop hurting me your slaps are like bricks.

Next?
>>No. 20922
>>20921

TWICE MORE WITH LOVE

BY GOD, WE MAY END THIS DAY A VIRGIN, BUT THERE IS STILL TIME FOR CHRIS-KUN TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
>>No. 20923
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20923
>>20922
Both times worked.

At the very least we can do some damage control before this train hits the wall.

Next?
>>No. 20924
>>20923

Hey.

Listen,

Hey. Hey, listen.

Ask her out.

doitdoitdoitdoitdoit
>>No. 20925
File 140979254819.jpg - (278.95KB, 1296x758, impatientbastards.jpg) [iqdb]
20925
>>20924
You asked too early.
You came too soon.
You are a premature verbal ejaculator.
This is why rushing is a bad thing.

Next?
>>No. 20926
>>20925

Ah, fair enough. Howsabouts some study time?
>>No. 20927
File 14097928958.jpg - (281.18KB, 1296x758, brokowasanextrainfrozen.jpg) [iqdb]
20927
>>20926
Jesus Broko your hair.
Your hair should not be there Broko.
Hair should not occupy the same space as your arm, Broko.

Next?
>>No. 20928
>>20927

she actually accepted

Neato.

Aight, time to stop pestering her. Let's hit up...

Shit. Everyone else hates us.

SHIT

well maybe not stove, go find 'er and apply the praise
>>No. 20929
>>20928
Stoveko is still at home, sleeping off the booze.
>>No. 20930
>>20929

huh

Okay just go find twib and praise then.
>>No. 20931
File 14097937383.jpg - (179.94KB, 1296x758, twibisoneofffromtwit.jpg) [iqdb]
20931
>>20930
Twibko does not approve of praise.

Oh well.
>>No. 20932
File 140979380265.jpg - (349.86KB, 1296x758, waitwhatthefuck.jpg) [iqdb]
20932
Wait.
Wait.
What happened to second period.
What happened to P.E.
What happened to the Men's Club?

Well it looks like the final day will cut a lot shorter than normal.

Who do I talk to first?
>>No. 20933
>>20932

SHIT

THIS IS PROBABLY THE WEEKEND OR SOMETHING

uuuuuuh let's just find bro and praise again if the time period changed.
>>No. 20934
>>20933
Look at the image.
Broko has gone home.
>>No. 20935
>>20934

Oh damn it all.

FINE.

THAT'S IT.

FIND DEMEKO.

FORCE DEMEKO.

REPEAT UNTIL VICTORY OR COCKBLOCK.
>>No. 20936
File 140979454917.jpg - (257.47KB, 1296x758, demekoisthegirlwithoutaroute.jpg) [iqdb]
20936
>>20935
Plan status: Cockblocked

Next?
>>No. 20937
>>20936

sonuvabitch okay okay, ask demeko to follow us.

If success, retreat into men's bathroom, apply force, give the D, win for a given value of winning

If fail, fuck it, BURN IT ALL DOWN
>>No. 20938
>>20937
Demeko went home after that attempt.
Once someone starts to go home they ignore all attempts to talk to them.

Shall I look for some matches?
>>No. 20939
>>20938

WE HAVE FEHLED

GO DOWN IN A BLAZE OF PUNCHING
>>No. 20940
File 140979499778.jpg - (205.08KB, 1296x758, thosetwigarmsaresecretlygianttrees.jpg) [iqdb]
20940
>>20939
Loli status: 2stronk
>>No. 20941
File 140979511617.jpg - (176.04KB, 1296x758, thestreakisbroken.jpg) [iqdb]
20941
Chocolate status: dark
>>No. 20942
File 140979522058.jpg - (184.58KB, 1296x758, trustypatches.jpg) [iqdb]
20942
Pervert status: slapped silly
>>No. 20943
File 140979540520.jpg - (192.98KB, 1296x758, thisisnozakumyboy.jpg) [iqdb]
20943
Pilot status: *Newtype Flash*
>>No. 20944
File 140979554018.jpg - (165.74KB, 1296x758, morerapethanstove.jpg) [iqdb]
20944
Stove status: State of the art
>>No. 20945
File 140979574721.jpg - (184.64KB, 1296x758, thebreastfighter.jpg) [iqdb]
20945
Oppai status: As large as she is strong.

I think this gives a good idea about how fighting the school will go, so I'll end the rampage here.
>>No. 20946
File 140979589187.jpg - (436.71KB, 1296x758, youaimedatthewrongtargets.jpg) [iqdb]
20946
And the final Buddha reading before I end the day.
>>No. 20947
File 140979598498.jpg - (199.20KB, 1296x758, nightofthefinalday.jpg) [iqdb]
20947
And with that, THP High comes to a close.
What started out as a potential harem has instead turned into a full on shonen.
Godspeed, you glorious bastards.

Give me a few minutes to upload a folder with all the cards.
>>No. 20948
https://mega.co.nz/#!fx103ajK!ww_BVdMpJorSyo6acar_GJLaucHpopjLVF4KuYGydgU

All the cards are in there, even the ones previously posted.
>>No. 20954
Well, this ended as well as I expected...
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