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20794 No. 20794
Welcome, boys and germs, to day 6 of THP High!

This was supposed to be day 7, but Buddha fucked all our shit up and forced me to reset the timeline.

Who do I talk to first?
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>> No. 20850
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20850
>>20849
Ass has been kissed.

Next?
>> No. 20851
>>20850
Continue this bold new strategy of apologizing for being a fuckup and also not being a fuckup.
>> No. 20852
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20852
>>20851
I'm sorry I tried to rape you.
Three times.
Then acted like an all around asshole.
>> No. 20853
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20853
Time for the last phase of the day.

Who do I talk to first?
>> No. 20854
>>20853
[x]Halko
>> No. 20855
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20855
>>20854
What do I say?
>> No. 20858
>>20855
SORRY
>> No. 20860
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20860
>>20858
WHAT NEXT?
>> No. 20861
Well the votes have slowed to a crawl, so I'm going to bring day 6 to a close before AA2 crashes again.

I think I'll end THP High at the end of day 7, due to this becoming a borderline unsalvageable trainwreck, so I'll be posting a folder with the cards for everyone then, rather than post a single card now.
>> No. 20872
Come on guys, we only have 1 day to not die a virgin virtual death!
>> No. 20910
Last day of THP High begins in about an hour and a half.
>> No. 20911
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20911
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the final day of THP High

Last time, we got beat up by a loli, got cockblocked out of raping Demeko, and pretty much ensured that this will end up a glorious trainwreck.

Who should I talk to first?
>> No. 20912
>>20911

BROKO

SHE ACTUALLY DOES NOT HATE US
>> No. 20913
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20913
>>20912
You been blazing up Bro?
Been having some green?
Been inhaling?
Been loading a fat one?
Had yourself a little wake-n-bake?

I'm asking if you've been smoking cannabis, Bro, seriously, smoking before school even starts is just sad.

What do I say?
>> No. 20914
>>20913

420 praise it
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20915
>>20914
Sometimes you just need to take some time out of your day to 420 praise it up.

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>> No. 20916
>>20915

PRAISE AGAIN FOR GREAT SUCCESS
>> No. 20917
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20917
>>20916
Praise the sun! then, Praise the sun!

Next?
>> No. 20918
>>20917

Hit her with it again! Finish the three-hit combo!
>> No. 20919
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20919
>>20918
It seems that the chance of this working is increasing the more she is praised.

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>> No. 20920
>>20919

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

OH, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

By which I mean try talkin' about love, baby.
>> No. 20921
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20921
>>20920
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.

Seriously ladies stop hurting me your slaps are like bricks.

Next?
>> No. 20922
>>20921

TWICE MORE WITH LOVE

BY GOD, WE MAY END THIS DAY A VIRGIN, BUT THERE IS STILL TIME FOR CHRIS-KUN TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
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20923
>>20922
Both times worked.

At the very least we can do some damage control before this train hits the wall.

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>> No. 20924
>>20923

Hey.

Listen,

Hey. Hey, listen.

Ask her out.

doitdoitdoitdoitdoit
>> No. 20925
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20925
>>20924
You asked too early.
You came too soon.
You are a premature verbal ejaculator.
This is why rushing is a bad thing.

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>> No. 20926
>>20925

Ah, fair enough. Howsabouts some study time?
>> No. 20927
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20927
>>20926
Jesus Broko your hair.
Your hair should not be there Broko.
Hair should not occupy the same space as your arm, Broko.

Next?
>> No. 20928
>>20927

she actually accepted

Neato.

Aight, time to stop pestering her. Let's hit up...

Shit. Everyone else hates us.

SHIT

well maybe not stove, go find 'er and apply the praise
>> No. 20929
>>20928
Stoveko is still at home, sleeping off the booze.
>> No. 20930
>>20929

huh

Okay just go find twib and praise then.
>> No. 20931
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20931
>>20930
Twibko does not approve of praise.

Oh well.
>> No. 20932
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20932
Wait.
Wait.
What happened to second period.
What happened to P.E.
What happened to the Men's Club?

Well it looks like the final day will cut a lot shorter than normal.

Who do I talk to first?
>> No. 20933
>>20932

SHIT

THIS IS PROBABLY THE WEEKEND OR SOMETHING

uuuuuuh let's just find bro and praise again if the time period changed.
>> No. 20934
>>20933
Look at the image.
Broko has gone home.
>> No. 20935
>>20934

Oh damn it all.

FINE.

THAT'S IT.

FIND DEMEKO.

FORCE DEMEKO.

REPEAT UNTIL VICTORY OR COCKBLOCK.
>> No. 20936
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20936
>>20935
Plan status: Cockblocked

Next?
>> No. 20937
>>20936

sonuvabitch okay okay, ask demeko to follow us.

If success, retreat into men's bathroom, apply force, give the D, win for a given value of winning

If fail, fuck it, BURN IT ALL DOWN
>> No. 20938
>>20937
Demeko went home after that attempt.
Once someone starts to go home they ignore all attempts to talk to them.

Shall I look for some matches?
>> No. 20939
>>20938

WE HAVE FEHLED

GO DOWN IN A BLAZE OF PUNCHING
>> No. 20940
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20940
>>20939
Loli status: 2stronk
>> No. 20941
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20941
Chocolate status: dark
>> No. 20942
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20942
Pervert status: slapped silly
>> No. 20943
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20943
Pilot status: *Newtype Flash*
>> No. 20944
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20944
Stove status: State of the art
>> No. 20945
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20945
Oppai status: As large as she is strong.

I think this gives a good idea about how fighting the school will go, so I'll end the rampage here.
>> No. 20946
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20946
And the final Buddha reading before I end the day.
>> No. 20947
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20947
And with that, THP High comes to a close.
What started out as a potential harem has instead turned into a full on shonen.
Godspeed, you glorious bastards.

Give me a few minutes to upload a folder with all the cards.
>> No. 20948
https://mega.co.nz/#!fx103ajK!ww_BVdMpJorSyo6acar_GJLaucHpopjLVF4KuYGydgU

All the cards are in there, even the ones previously posted.
>> No. 20954
Well, this ended as well as I expected...
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