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File 140495272977.jpg - (349.69KB, 1296x758, wakey wakey.jpg) [iqdb]
20421
Welcome, ladies and gents, and get ready for day 3 of THP High!

Yesterday we learned that Ralko x Taisako is a thing, started an impromptu fight club, and insulted a girl into having a crush on us.

Here is the list of people currently awake.

Who should I talk to first?
Expand all images
[x]Halko
>>20421
[X] Neko
Taisako and Ralko always wake up early so they can fuck before school.
Confirmed.
>>20422
If you look at the image, you'll see that Halko is still at home.
File 14049529684.jpg - (212.89KB, 1296x758, capitalization does not work that way goodnight.jpg) [iqdb]
20425
>>20423
Well it looks like Neko is a bit sad.

What do I say?
>>20425
[X] Cheer up
There was an option for that wasn't there?
>>20425
[x]Cheer up
File 140495331684.jpg - (203.55KB, 1296x758, b-bakana.jpg) [iqdb]
20429
>>20428
>>20426
I-it worked!?

Next?
>>20429
W-We actually did something successfully?!
[X] W-W-Would you l-like to s-study t-together?
File 140495345532.jpg - (202.00KB, 1296x758, this must be the work of an enemy stand.jpg) [iqdb]
20431
>>20430
WHAT BIZARRO WORLD HAVE I WALKED INTO!?

Next?
>>20431
>90%
>Went down to 50%
W-What?
[X] Chat about Life
File 140495383731.jpg - (197.14KB, 1296x758, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.jpg) [iqdb]
20433
>>20432
D-did I walk into the Twilight Zone in my sleep?

Next?
>>20432
To clarify:
That is not an affection meter. Is it the chance of the action succeeding.

(Not that I know how to play. But that's what I'm being told)
>>20433
[X] Talk about Love
No Whammy No Whammy Big Bucks Big Bucks!
File 140495404880.jpg - (190.55KB, 1296x758, business as usual.jpg) [iqdb]
20436
>>20435
Oh good, I was getting worried for a second.

Next?
>>20436
[x] Fight
>>20436
Wow what a jerk.
[X] Fight
File 14049543917.jpg - (156.06KB, 1296x758, this hurts the cat.jpg) [iqdb]
20439
>>20438
>>20437
Things missed before and after taking this image:
2 conversations between Neko and Stoveko that I had to interrupt.
Danko breaking up the fight.
Me getting my ass kicked.

...ow.

Next?
>>20439
[X] Check who's up.
>>20440
Everyone except Taisako and Broko.
>>20441
[X] Bother Yendi
File 140495486976.jpg - (214.63KB, 1296x758, the sky.jpg) [iqdb]
20443
>>20442
Hopefully the chat with Yenko goes better.

What do I say?
(Note: the card was made by Yendi, and I forgot to change her name to match the naming convention. Expect her name to become Yenko next time.)
>>20443
[x] Harass her over ending a question with a period instead of a questionmark.
>>20443
[X] FuckTalk about Food.
File 140495514270.jpg - (206.04KB, 1296x758, also a medical problem maybe.jpg) [iqdb]
20446
>>20445
It seems that Yenko really likes food.

Next?
>>20446
[x]Call her fat
>>20446
[X] Let's study together
Let's have
A Study Party
[X] Let's study together
File 140495544828.jpg - (311.69KB, 1296x758, girls girls girls.jpg) [iqdb]
20450
As fun as it would be to insult Yenko and end up with two girls falling for me, the bell rang after our chat about food.

Who do I talk to first?
>>20450
[x]Riko
I'm the first person to love you.
File 140495559523.jpg - (237.14KB, 1296x758, an opening.jpg) [iqdb]
20452
>>20451
She's blushing

What do I say?
>>20452
[x]Talk about love
[x]Hug
File 140495575832.jpg - (215.50KB, 1296x758, abort abort.jpg) [iqdb]
20454
>>20453
Talking about love did not work.
Neither did asking for a hug.

Next?
>>20454
[X] Insult
>>20454
[x]Invite to study
[x] Fight
We must crush flags wherever they may arise
File 140495599777.jpg - (219.64KB, 1296x758, same old same old.jpg) [iqdb]
20458
>>20455
Still at 0%, as usual.

Next?
>>20458
[x]Talk about daily life
>>20459
We got denied.
Looks like that crush she has might have been broken.

Next?

(forgot to screencap, didn't want to spam the same option)
>>20460
[x]Insult, and find Kapko
File 140495649951.jpg - (210.59KB, 1296x758, the plot thickens.jpg) [iqdb]
20462
So I got stopped on my way to Kapko.
I wonder what it means.
File 140495657223.jpg - (193.52KB, 1296x758, araplane.jpg) [iqdb]
20463
But at any rate, I find my way to the teacher.

What should I say?
>>20463
[x] Fight
We must establish dominance
>>20463
[X] Fighto
File 140495680936.jpg - (181.08KB, 1296x758, don't bully the teacher.jpg) [iqdb]
20466
>>20465
>>20464
So it seems that the adult hired to ensure that us kids don't kill each other will refuse to engage in a good round of fisticuffs.

Go figure.

Next?
>>20466
[x] Harass the girl that's running past us
>>20466
[X] I have a good rumor about Halko
We gotta set the good teacher up man.
File 140495707251.jpg - (182.05KB, 1296x758, fucking ow.jpg) [iqdb]
20469
>>20468
Well I was about to do that when I got fucking slapped ow

Wat do.
>>20469
[x] Cry a lot
>>20469
[X] Let's Fuck
She wants the D obviously.
>>20471
Got shot down.
Again.
Fuck everything.
But not a woman, apparently.

Next?
>>20472
[X] Fight
Let's go
Nobody slaps Chris and gets away with it.
File 140495762174.jpg - (268.74KB, 1296x758, patchko looks about ready to shoot fireballs at us.jpg) [iqdb]
20474
>>20473
I Chris-kun, shall knock you down!
>>20474
They look more like they're about to have the most intense showdown of rock-paper-scissors.
File 140495771057.jpg - (260.88KB, 1296x758, soul of chaos bitch.jpg) [iqdb]
20476
Damn fucking straight.

Next?
>>20475

But people die when they lose that game...!
>>20476
[x] Go challenge the strongest in the school so you can become the bancho.
File 140495792894.jpg - (205.57KB, 1296x758, those breasts could create afterimages with mass.jpg) [iqdb]
20479
>>20478
I shall... become Gundam!
File 140495807476.jpg - (322.37KB, 1296x758, not even painting myself red could help.jpg) [iqdb]
20480
In the middle of a battle, Chris-kun forgot to fight!
>>20480
[X] Train
We shall come back, eventually!
And we shall win!
File 140495891659.jpg - (334.72KB, 1296x758, uwoooooooooooo.jpg) [iqdb]
20482
>>20481
I trained.
Then I trained some more.
Then I trained in P.E.

What next?
[q] find a partner and train more
[x]Get swole

Clearly Chris-kun needs to buff up to impress the ladies.
File 140495945813.jpg - (86.74KB, 1296x758, training montage.jpg) [iqdb]
20485
>>20483
I shall one day surpass you, Lionko.

Next?
File 140495968446.jpg - (380.47KB, 1296x758, lesbians.jpg) [iqdb]
20486
Oh god Patchko and Kelvko are going at it in the open.

L-lewd.
>>20485
[X] Talk to [Ralko]
File 140495988854.jpg - (190.18KB, 1296x758, someone was getting a show.jpg) [iqdb]
20488
>>20487
It seems that someone was enjoying Patchko and Kelvko's little display of affection.

What do I say?
[x] talk about aforementioned show
File 140496010656.jpg - (179.34KB, 1296x758, ara ara.jpg) [iqdb]
20490
>>20489
It seems that someone is a bit embarrassed.

Next?
>>20490
[X] Force
It's go time.
>>20491
Same image as before, only with 0% chance.

Next?
>>20492
[X] Force
It's time to try again!
>>20493
Same image as before, only in a locker room, with Ralko in a bra, panties, and leggings.
>>20494
[X] Force
Come on, we got thiiisss.
>>20495
Three strikes you're out

Next?
[x] grumble

Because after attempted rape comes the depressive faze, right?

Right.
Talk to Alko.

>>20495
You realize it's a 0% chance no matter how many times you try and doesn't magically go up, right?
>>20496
Damn.
[X] Talk to Buddha
Who wants to murder us today?
File 140496098793.jpg - (174.95KB, 1296x758, no just being dragged around by force beyond my co.jpg) [iqdb]
20500
>>20497
Well hopefully that did something.

Next?
>>20500
[x]Halko
File 140496133713.jpg - (194.37KB, 1296x758, this is becoming familiar.jpg) [iqdb]
20502
>>20501
What do I say?
>>20502

[x] smother that bitch is compliments
File 140496176612.jpg - (180.23KB, 1296x758, starting to run out of names.jpg) [iqdb]
20504
>>20503
Perhaps she's a very humble fellow.

Next?
>>20504
[X] Fight
Let's do it.
File 140496193018.jpg - (182.58KB, 1296x758, heh 'fair'.jpg) [iqdb]
20506
>>20505
Sure we will.
Aaand Halko's response to getting beaten up was too fast for me to screencap, plus her prone form was blocked by other girls.

But rest assured, I fucking decked that bitch and then got slapped by Qazko.
>>20507
[X] Be a normal student for the rest of the day
I don't really know if this is an option but hey, let's give it a shot.
File 140496301423.jpg - (285.91KB, 1296x758, ive seen some shit.jpg) [iqdb]
20509
>>20508
Well I'm not sure what can be done aside from spamming practices for the duration.

Also its time for the last period.

...I have some 1000 yard stare going on there.

What should I do?
File 140496309890.jpg - (420.75KB, 1296x758, its like watching a train wreck in slow motion.jpg) [iqdb]
20510
GUYS.
GUYS.
ITS GETTING WORSE.
SEND HELP.
>>20509
[X] Talk to Glenko
Remember her?
>>20510
[X] Talk to Alko.

We need EVERYONE to hate us.
File 140496333346.jpg - (234.43KB, 1296x758, no its everything.jpg) [iqdb]
20513
>>20511
What is it Glenko?
What are you hiding?

What do I say?
>>20513
[X] Do you love Chris?
Clearly there is no way this can go wrong.
>>20510
>Halko
>10,000 deaths not enough
heh

[x]See if she'll confess, or compliment her

She wants the Kriss.
File 140496360213.jpg - (228.26KB, 1296x758, are you blind or something.jpg) [iqdb]
20516
>>20514
I'm right here Glenko
I fucking asked you the question Glenko.
Don't act as if I'm not here Glenko.

Next?
>>20516
[X] Are you fucking kidding me Glenko?
>>20516

[x] Drown your sorrows hanging out with AMERICA demeko
File 140496389257.jpg - (223.49KB, 1296x758, catfight.jpg) [iqdb]
20520
>>20519
Well I walked in on Patchko and Demeko fighting.
Demeko probably wanted to exploit Patchko's 'natural resources'

What do I say?
>>20520
[X] FIGHT TIME
Is Chris's right hand glued to the back of his head or something?
File 140496411468.jpg - (196.30KB, 1296x758, AMERICAN justice.jpg) [iqdb]
20523
>>20521
Well Demeko had a 0% chance of agreeing to a fight, which was unusually un-AMERICAN of her.
So I beat up Patchko instead.

Next?
>>20523
[X] Beat her up some more
We can't fuck her, so we gotta fuck her up.
File 140496465680.jpg - (199.97KB, 1296x758, End of the third day.jpg) [iqdb]
20525
>>20524
Well Patchko was taking too long to get back up, and Demeko didn't want to fight.

So I beat up Alko.

Anyways, that's all for tonight, as this went on longer than expected, place your votes for today's card and I'll post it when I wake up.
>>20525
[X] Our awful harem protagonist, Chris.
>>20526
>>20525
We're pretty much Rance, minus the raping.
Which makes not at all like Rance.
We're complete failures at being Rance. This is a new level of failure.
>>20525

[X] Twibko

Most of these writers are familiar enough, but who's Twib and what has he written?
Probably late but I vote for...

[x]Breadko

Also how the fuck have you guys managed to get any of these girls to like Chris, goddamn. There's like, one who might actually be interested in him.
File 140499021722.jpg - (5.41KB, 201x251, MyAverageWritingProgress.jpg) [iqdb]
20530
>>20528
Oof. I feel bad since I haven't written anything at this point and happened to get on there because I'm on IRC a lot.
File 140499166035.png - (82.77KB, 200x300, Chriskun.png) [iqdb]
20531
Considering that there was no consensus this time, I think I'll give you all our resident inverse-Rance, Chris-kun.

>>20529
And the only girl who actually likes Chris-kun is Rabko.
Who is a lesbian.
Day 4 of THP High starts in 2 hours or so.
File 140529674187.jpg - (348.91KB, 1296x758, dawn of a new day.jpg) [iqdb]
20586
Alright boys and girls, time for day 4 of THP High!

Yesterday, we fucked up at talking to people, as per the usual, and proceeded to go full shonen on everyone ever.

Here are the people who are open to A SNEAK ATTACK a friendly chat.

Who do I talk to first?
>>20586
[X] Beat the shit out of the Teacher
We must assert dominance
[x] FLirt with Patch
[x] FLirt with Patch
File 140529728561.jpg - (186.74KB, 1296x758, buzzkill.jpg) [iqdb]
20590
>>20587
The final boss isn't Lionko with her insane combat abilities.

Its Kapko and her ability to end a fight before the first punch is thrown.

Next?
Now [x] Flirt with Patch
File 140529762522.jpg - (188.32KB, 1296x758, one step forward 30 steps back.jpg) [iqdb]
20592
>>20591
I think at some point I just stopped caring if my target was in the ladies room.

Regardless, it worked, for once.

Next?
File 140529771337.jpg - (179.68KB, 1296x758, ouch.jpg) [iqdb]
20593
Damn Breadko, that's crossing the line right there.
[x] Grumble to Breako
File 140529858883.jpg - (192.93KB, 1296x758, would sliced bread be classified as guro.jpg) [iqdb]
20595
>>20594
She was probably waiting for me to all but prostrate myself before her.

Breadko is kinky like that.

Next?
[x] Talk to BSDko
File 140529924099.jpg - (197.76KB, 1296x758, i don't think we've talked to her yet_.jpg) [iqdb]
20597
>>20596
Ahh BSDko.

Don't be fooled by her polite demeanor, she has one of the lewdest minds in the class.

What should I talk to her about?
[x] Chat about hobbies
File 140530000176.jpg - (178.05KB, 1296x758, one word away from giving us unrefusable orders.jpg) [iqdb]
20599
>>20598
It seems our reputation precedes us.

Next?
[x]Massage Riko
File 140530036867.jpg - (181.62KB, 1296x758, danko 2 the makuing.jpg) [iqdb]
20601
>>20600
No one wants a massage from us.
Its weird.

Next?
[x] Massage Rabko
File 140530108199.jpg - (195.90KB, 1296x758, rabko hates everyone equally.jpg) [iqdb]
20603
>>20602
I swear its a conspiracy, man.

Also the first break started after that, who should I talk to first?
[x] Talk to BSDko
File 140530351419.jpg - (234.96KB, 1296x758, yes.jpg) [iqdb]
20606
>>20605
Possibly, and if the previous trend continues, it will likely involve either my fists or my dick.

What do I say?
[x] Compliment
File 140530473065.jpg - (209.92KB, 1296x758, the d stands for dense.jpg) [iqdb]
20608
>>20607
Well that went poorly.
Next?
Well now, it seems that running THP High while Evo was on was a bad idea.

Oh well, cutting the day short tonight.

Vote for which card I post, etc, etc.
>>20609

Well, if no one else is gonna ask, how about a Demeko? Unless that one's been posted, in which case give a Twibko.
File 140547528037.png - (86.81KB, 200x300, Demeko.png) [iqdb]
20615
>>20613
No Demeko requested before, so you get the most AMERICAN girl in the class!

Hopefully the lack of voters was due to Evo last time, it'd be a shame if I had to abandon THP High due to lack of interest before Chris-kun finally manages to get laid.
Starting day 5 around 7pm EST.

Hopefully there are votes this time.
30 minute delay on THP High, started a marathon of Symphogear, have 1 episode left.
File 140572650889.jpg - (347.77KB, 1296x758, majora's mask jokes no longer work.jpg) [iqdb]
20630
Welcome to day 5 of THP High!

Yesterday not much was accomplished. Mostly girl denying a chance for a free massage.

Who should I talk to this morning?
[x]alko
because alko
>>20630

STOVE
File 140572678212.jpg - (218.65KB, 1296x758, alkohol.jpg) [iqdb]
20633
>>20631
If I didn't know any better, I'd say my reputation is less than stellar.

Probably just my imagination.

What do I say?
>>20633

[X] TALK ABOUT CLUBS/ATHLETICS/WHATEVER

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE BUTTONS MEAAAAAAAN
File 140572705341.jpg - (201.85KB, 1296x758, alno.jpg) [iqdb]
20635
>>20634
I just want to talk about sports.

Not even sexual sports like strip football.

Why must you shun me so?

Next?
>>20635

Find Demeko, talk about MURRIKA CLUB, enjoy companionship of someone who doesn't hate us
File 14057273008.jpg - (220.63KB, 1296x758, qazplsno.jpg) [iqdb]
20637
ow jesus christ what the fuck.
I have glorious freedom to discuss you bitch.
>>20637

SLAP HER BACK

LET NO ATTACK GO UNPUNISHED
File 140572738760.jpg - (191.80KB, 1296x758, srslyplsstop.jpg) [iqdb]
20639
ow god damn it not again.
I swear to god once I talk AMERICA with Demeko I'm kicking your collective asses.
File 140572751644.jpg - (184.46KB, 1296x758, abandon all hope ye who enter here.jpg) [iqdb]
20640
>>20636
GENTLEMEN.
AMERICA HAS FAILED US.

NEXT?
>>20640

SHE LOOKS DOWNCAST

TRY CHEERING UP

WE NEED A FRIEND WHO ISN'T RAB
File 140572775424.jpg - (224.11KB, 1296x758, it all comes tumbling down.jpg) [iqdb]
20642
>>20641
DEFCON 1! DEFCON 1!
ALL PERSONNEL RETREAT TO BOMB SHELTER.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SALVAGE CHRIS-KUN'S LOVE LIFE?
>>20642

ABORT

ABORT

LET'S GO FIGHT THE TWO WHAT SLAPPED US, THAT'LL BE A GOOD USE OF TIME
File 140572796776.jpg - (270.28KB, 1296x758, oh god the pain.jpg) [iqdb]
20644
TARGET 1 HAS SUPERIOR FIRE POWER.
I REPEAT, TARGET 1 HAS SUPERIOR FIRE POWER.
File 140572806294.jpg - (189.94KB, 1296x758, justice prevails.jpg) [iqdb]
20645
TARGET 2 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
I REPEAT, TARGET 2 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

NEXT?
>>20645

One out of two ain't bad!

Let's go find a Ralko, why don't we?
File 140572831235.jpg - (219.83KB, 1296x758, unzips dick.jpg) [iqdb]
20647
>>20646
Loli has been located.

What do I say?
>>20647

TALK, UH, STUDIES? YES, TALK ABOUT STUDIES

CAN CHRIS DO THIS RIGHT, PROBABLY NOT, BUT WE GOTTA TRY
File 14057285457.jpg - (206.22KB, 1296x758, eeeeeh.jpg) [iqdb]
20649
>>20648
Loli does not want to go into a room alone with me.

Next?
Okay, we can fix this maybe somehow, TALK ABOUT FOOD

EVERYONE LIKES FOOD RIGHT
File 140572886727.jpg - (197.75KB, 1296x758, eeeeeeh.jpg) [iqdb]
20651
>>20650
FOOD ISN'T HELPING.
I SWEAR THE GIRLS HERE ALL HAVE EATING DISORDERS.

NEXT?
>>20651

A STEP UP FROM ZERO PERCENT

OKAY MAYBE TALK ABOUT SPORTS

IF THIS DOESN'T WORK LEAVE HER ALONE, BECAUSE THEN WE'LL START COMING OFF AS ANNOYING
File 140572910172.jpg - (205.87KB, 1296x758, eeeeeeeh.jpg) [iqdb]
20653
>>20652
FALL BACK, FALL BACK.

WHERE SHOULD I HAUL ASS TO?
>>20653

Sonuvabitch.

Stove doesn't know us I think, go get 'er!
File 140572931438.jpg - (220.00KB, 1296x758, we do possibly.jpg) [iqdb]
20655
>>20654
Kitchen appliance of forced sexual interactions found.

What should I say?
>>20655

HAVE WE FOUND THE ONE WITHOUT AN EATING DISORDER

LET'S FIND OUT WITH THE FOOD CHAT OPTION
File 140572951433.jpg - (205.53KB, 1296x758, spooky scary almost skeletons.jpg) [iqdb]
20657
>>20656
MY GOD ITS AN EPIDEMIC.

WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?
>>20657

WELL THAT'S COOL I GUESS

TALK ABOUT STUDIES
File 140572966213.jpg - (199.23KB, 1296x758, stove you lazy fuck.jpg) [iqdb]
20659
>>20658
THIS JUST IN: STOVE SITS AROUND ARTING ALL DAY, MORE AT 11.

NOW LET'S TURN TO MY NEXT COURSE OF ACTION!
>>20659

goddomot stobu

goddomot

okay how about a massage i guess, long shot i know
File 140572985189.jpg - (206.46KB, 1296x758, stove is too hot to handle.jpg) [iqdb]
20661
>>20660
I think half the images here are various girls saying some form of no.

That is intensely depressing.

Next?
>>20661

Find Broko, apply Praise, hope for best.
>>20662
I WAS GOING TO.
BUT THEN THE BELL RANG.

NEXT?
>>20663

OKAY, NEW PERIOD, THIS MEANS A RESET IN ANNOYANCE LEVELS

Wattadefooka, find Ralko, apply praise to loli, see what happens.
File 140573045880.jpg - (221.31KB, 1296x758, loli is approaching mach 1.jpg) [iqdb]
20665
>>20664
Loli has refused praise.
God help us all.

Next?
>>20665

I'M NOT STOPPING THE PRAISE TRAIN, BUT I AM REDIRECTING IT

TO TWIBKO, SPECIFICALLY
File 140573078730.jpg - (171.79KB, 1296x758, rolled a nat 20.jpg) [iqdb]
20667
>>20666
Gentlemen.
We have found a method of success.
Now let's not fuck this up.

What do I say next?
>>20667

IF ONE DOSE OF PRAISE WORKS, HOW ABOUT TWO MORE.

I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IS HOW GOOD THINGS WORK. NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG BY DOING THIS.
File 140573120194.jpg - (171.77KB, 1296x758, one off from a crit kill.jpg) [iqdb]
20669
>>20668
We can do this gentlemen!
We can fucking do this

What do I say next?
>>20669

oh god oh god oh god my spaghetti

Uh, um, love! Talk about love! That should work, right?
File 14057313953.jpg - (163.60KB, 1296x758, but in the end it doesn't even matter.jpg) [iqdb]
20671
>>20670
So close gentlemen.
So close

What do I do next?
>>20671

ONCE MORE UNTO THE (love) BREACH
File 140573158684.jpg - (167.64KB, 1296x758, so close.jpg) [iqdb]
20673
>>20672
We shall be memorialised in history for our failures.

Next?
>>20673

Okay, well, at least the praise worked out, amazingly enough! We can get more done on that front later, but until then, let's pull out before we ruin our good impression. Go find a Rab for lesbro times.
File 14057319005.jpg - (205.48KB, 1296x758, at this point hell would be preferable.jpg) [iqdb]
20675
>>20674
How shall I bro it up with our resident rabbit?
>>20675

Aw, come on, Rab, everybody enjoys some praise action!
File 140573214662.jpg - (198.27KB, 1296x758, she disagrees.jpg) [iqdb]
20677
>>20676
Metal Gear Praise
Tactical Dicking Action

Next?
>>20676
I RESPOND TO PRAISE WITH SCORN, AND SCORN ALONE
>>20677

Rabbits are hungry little bastards, aren't they? Try food! It is perfect bait.
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20680
>>20679
You're gonna need a bigger bait.

Next?
>>20680

GOD

FUCKING

FINE, RAB, STUDIES. WE WANTED TO OFFER FOOD, BUT HAVE SOME STUDIES.
>>20681
YOU KNOW WHAT INTERRUPTED ME.
CLASS.
SO MY ATTEMPTS TO TORTURE RABKO WITH STUDIES HAVE BEEN FOILED BY STUDIES.

NEXT?
>>20682

OH SHIT

FIND TWIB

PRAISE TWIB

WE CAN AVOID WIZARD STATUS JUST MAYBE
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20684
>>20683
WE CAN DO THIS.
WE CAN DO THIS.

Next?
>>20684

Ht another praise, follow it up with a cross hook love shot, and finish with a lewd uppercut! The legendary three-hit combo that is only words instead of punching oh shit don't fight her it's only a metaphor
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20686
>>20685
The praise failed.
The love failed.
The lewd failed.

What type of bullshit legends have you been reading this is ridiculous.

Next?
>>20686

W-was it all a lie? Everything I learned, bullshit?

Noooooooooooooo

Okay fine go praise stove, since praising seems to be the only thing that actually works on people.
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20688
>>20687
Well you thought wrooooooooooong

Next?
>>20688

fuck shit balls

Ask stobu about twib I guess, since she seems to be our only prospect right now. Not expecting results, but hey!
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20690
>>20689
Stoveko don't care 'bout the one chance I have to get laid.

Next?
TALK ABOUT

ABOUT

shit i'm running out of ideas on subjects uh

talk about clubs i guess maybe that'll work
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20692
>>20691
Stoveko don't care much about anything that isn't art.

Next?
>>20692

Welp, time to fuck off.

We have not interacted with Broko! Go find her and 360noscope praise. She's sure to be impressed!
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20694
>>20693
Through trial and error, we have found a way to begin worming our way into the hearts of girls everywhere!

Next?
>135%
[x] Do it again
>>20694

oh my god that smile

my heart

praise twice more, this will work
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20697
>>20696
>>20695
It's working.

Next?
>>20697

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa either press our luck with love talk or fuggoff while we're still ahead

Fuck it nothing ventured, LOVE TALK
>>20698
Well you know what fate said?
FUCK YOU TIME FOR CLUBS.
THINLY VEILED MASTURBATION JOKES REGARDING THE MENS CLUB.

NEXT?
>>20699

What ho, Broko, care you for more praise?
>>20700
>59%

Nope. She's maxed out.
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20702
>>20700
We might have a shot here.
We might turn this around.

Next?
>>20702

PRAISE MAY BE MAXED OUT, BUT WHAT OF LOVE
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20704
>>20703
So close.
[i]So close.[i/]

Next?
>>20704

ONE MORE TRY FOR LOVE
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20706
>>20705
We did it!
We did it!
We did it so hard I didn't fuck up the italics code!

Next?
>>20706

okay this is probably not gonna work, but now that we got our foot in the door, offer massage

the door is going to be shut on our foot repeatedly for this, i know, but still
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20708
>>20707
We may have failed.
But we have a chance.
We have a chance.
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20709
I grab today's report from Buddha.
On the down side, more people hate us.
On the plus side, more people don't hate us.
>>20708

OFFER IT ONCE MORE

IF IT FAILS THIS TIME, WE SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE HER ALONE
>>20709
Well, looks like Barko and Riko need some chattin' up when we got the chance.

Still, just dunno from twib and bro? Breakin' our hearts here, ladies.
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20712
>>20710
Gentlemen.
We have lift-off.

Next?
>>20712

Aaaaaaaaaaah we touched a girl consensually aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Okay, okay, we can do do this aaaaaaaaaaaaah talk about lewds just once
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20714
>>20713
Well we have to start somewhere.

Next?
>>20714

WE GOT LUCKY WITH A LOW CHANCE LAST TIME, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN
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20716
>>20715
We are the gamblers of love
Next?
>>20716

IT WORKED

Okay okay, we're probably not gonna be that lucky again. Go find AMERICA, praise AMERICA
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20718
>>20717
Demeko is immune to praise. I repeat, Demeko is immune to praise.

Next?
OKAY FINE BE THAT WAY AMERICA

Maybe Riko will appreciate us more.
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20720
Sadly, school ended before I could continue pushing my luck.

Anyways, end of day 5, leave votes for the next card, etc.
WAIT

WHY IS THAT DOLPHIN THERE

I'VE HEARD THINGS ABOUT DOLPHINS AND THIS ACADEMY, SHIIIIIIT

But gimme a Ralko. Failing that, a Broko is good too.
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20722
>>20721
You ask for a loli, you get a loli.
What the hell, we actually made SOME progress? I'm amazed.

I think at this point though, a big problem is Chris' Reputation is probably extremely low from trying to rape and beat up so many girls. It means everyone's interactions with us is already penalized...

Also repeating the same action back to back gives a penalty. It's better to switch it up with at least one other action before repeating.
>>20725
>Chris' Reputation is probably extremely low from trying to rape and beat up so many girls.

Perfectly in character, then!
Day 6 of THP High begins at 7 EST.
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20735
Welcome, boys and germs, to day 6 of THP High!

Yesterday, there was failure, GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF YELLING, and the faint glimmer of hope for Chris managing to get laid in an h-game.

Who should I talk to first?
>>20735
[X] Fuck you guys, I'mma talk to Buddha
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20737
>>20736
Well it seems salvaging the situation might be a tad difficult.

Next?
>>20737
Well shit.
[X] Make an impression on Teach.
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20739
>>20738
Hey teach.

Don't mind the fact that I tried to make you wear a vibrator on the first day.

Or that I tried to pick a fight with you.

Just disregard all of that.

What do I say?
>>20739
[X] Praise
Praise works always, right?
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20741
>>20740
Wrong.

Next?
>>20741
[X] Ask what the answers are for the next test fuck I dunno
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20744
>>20742
Well the closest I could think of was asking for help studying.

You are a shitty teacher, Kapko.

Also I forgot to hit F2 while waiting for votes, so time passed and the second break has started.

What do I do first?
>>20744
[X] Meet up with Broko
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20746
>>20745
I scare girls just by walking up to them.
That is profoundly depressing.

What do I say?
>>20746

apply praise, see what happens
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20748
>>20747
Well at least praising still works.

Next?
>>20748
How do we build our reputation back up? Appologize or something? I guess logically we start with people who hate us most, seing as they're probably bringing everyone else's opinions down a lot.

[X] Talk to Halko.
>>20749
"Sorry, it turns out I was possessed by some malicious, evil spirit that's never gotten laid."
That'll work, right?
[X] Talk to Halko
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20751
>>20749
What do I say to her?

Also I really need to get into the habit of not using space when going to a different window. Another period burned because time still passes when you look at the model.
>>20751
I dunno, apologize for being a shitlord?
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20753
>>20752
Your cunning plan has crashed and burned.
Just another average day in the life of Chris-kun.

Next?
Talk about hobbies, maybe?
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20755
>>20754
Rejected.
Nice to see the status quo is back.

Next?
>>20755
If she's gonna be that way, Halko can get fucked. Let's try Glenko this time.
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20757
>>20756
Well for some reason, P.E. never happened today, so that cut went straight to club time.

I also learned that if a student is going home, they ignore all attempts to talk to them.

Also I saw Kelvko and Patchko making out, but they stopped before I could get a screenshot.

Anyways, here is the list of people still at school.

Next?
OKAY SO.
AA2 SORTA CRASHED WHEN I WAS USING BUDDHA.
FUCK IT, I'LL REDO DAY 6 SOME OTHER TIME.
VOTE FOR WHAT CARD I GIVE OUT.
>>20758
[X] Yendi
She a cutie.
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20761
>>20759
She a cutie, and now she a yours.
Okay, left for a week, got back.
Redo of Day 6 starts in around 3 hours or so.
New thread
>>20794
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