[x]Kriss-kun

WE ARE TO BE THE DENSE HAREM PROTAGONIST!

A DENSE, STUTTERING, HAREM PROTAGONIST!

Obviously, the single male should be the protagonist.
That being Chris.
AA2: Now with 100% more circlejerk.

Ralko.
Clearly the token loli

[X]Patchko

This is the only choice.

As the resident lewds-master, BSDko should clearly get the honor.

A fair warning, Illusion is dildos and hotkeys to Puush don't work when focused on AA2, and AA2's built in screencapper goes over the allowed limit for image sizes, so I have to crop them individually.
Please wait warmly.

>>20155
>>20156
Time for the start of an ordinary day, no sexual shenanigans will happen on our watch!

Hopefully.

Maybe.

Possibly.

Well now, with a break in lessons, we should socialize with our fellow students.

Who should we talk to first? Should we talk to them or 'talk' to them?

]X]Obviously we should be Barko Stoveko. RAPESTOVEKO~!

Also,
>Barko
>Writing
Is that a not-so-subtle dig at my lack of writing?

[x]Rabko

>>20162
[X] Talk to them.
RIP people late to voting

Those fellows from the Rape Club seem like a nice bunch.

[X] talk to Rabko

>>20163
Well she wasn't in the library.
Or on the rooftop.
Or even in the old school building.
I even looked in here, but Broko put a stop to my searching.

Oh well, perhaps I'll be able to find her next time.

Try to find anyone else?

>>20168
[X]Barko

>>20168
[x] Talk to Rabko
There's nothing that can go wrong with this.
Nothing.

>>20169
Well I learned of a magical technique that allows me to track down anyone of my choosing.

Sadly, it lead me to the same place.

>>20169

dude we get it. You want to fuck your real life best friend's virtual female self.

So lewd. I bet Wander wants to hold hands too

Success!

What should we talk to her about?

>>20172
You realize Waymaker is Barkeep, right?

[x]Lewd things.

>>20173
[x] Updates

>>20173
Talk about food. FOOD UNITES ALL.
Also, consider turning on antialiasing if your PC can handle it.

>>20172
Yeah, I'm Barkeep. Also, Just because I wanna fuck myse-...

Ahem...

Uh...

Well, as I was saying, I just stole the name Waymaker from a friend. But I am both Way and Bar.

>>20175
Well our request for a hug got shot down. I don't think Barko is lewd enough to do anything for a stranger.

>>20173
[X] Spaghetti everywhere
Best option

Go talk to Buddha. He'll know what's up.

>>20181
Buddha can lie.

Well first break is over, now we're all outside!

Who should we talk to this time?

Also I talked to Barko some more after I got shot down, and ended up with 900% affection! Perhaps we can take advantage of this later...

>>20183
[X] Talk to Glenko
They're like, childhood friends, aren't they?

>>20179
[x]Riko

[X]Ralko

Why not harass the loli?

[X] Glenko

>>20184
Which is why she'll lose.

>>20184
Well at least it was easy to get to her!

What should we talk about?

>>20188
Dicks, clearly

>>20188
[X]Lewd stuff

[x]Encourage to study

>>20188
[X] Classmates
Because it's not THP without shit talking.

>>20190
Oh dear, looks like openly talking about lewd stuff doesn't go over well with Glenko.

Should we keep talking to her, or track down someone else?

>>20188
>That look
She wants the D

[x]Give her the D

[X]GIVE HER THE D

[X] Give her the D

>>20194
>>20195
I believe [x]Force is what you're looking for.

People voting might want to read up on what you can do.
http://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php/Artificial_Academy_2/Gameplay#Interaction

>>20197
>>20196
>>20195
That's not how it works you stupid bitch.

Next?

[x]One of the girls to the left

>>20199
Well, go find Twibko and discuss cats or something

[X]Find Ralko

[X] Talk to Danko
It must be hard to be class rep while surrounded by raging lesbians.

>>20199
How the fuck do you refuse being raped?
[X] Go fucktalk to Taisako.

>>20201
Well at least she seems a bit more approachable than Glenko.

Wat do?

>>20199
[X]Talk to Danko
Ha ha, time for puns.

>>20205
[X]Praise the sun!

[x]Chat about Sex

>>20205
[X] Bully with insults

>>20207
>>20208
Well I certainly talked about the sun.
If by 'sun' you mean 'sexual innuendos'.

At least her response isn't as extreme as Barko or Glenko.

>>20210
Today we learn why nobody in THP is very successful with the opposite sex
[X] Talk about the weather

So it seems that grumbling does a good job at raising affection. Good to know.

Continue talking or find someone else?

>>20205
[x]Discuss food
Sorry about this, but I need to satisfy my nature as being Always Hungry IRL.

[x]Chat-Daily Life
Close enough to the weather.

>>20212
[x]Talk to Halko

>>20210
[X] Talk about hobbies
We're off to quite the rocky start.

>>20212
[X]Cotinue disussion. Talk about hobbies.

Everyone here can discuss magical girl fanfiction, I think.

>>20213
Things Twibko does not like:
1)Lewd talk
2)Food talk

I think the second is a health issue, but that's just me.

[X] Talk to Stoveko

>>20218
[X]Nuts to this. Go talk to Danko.

>>20219
Well at least I managed to find her this time.

Shall I continue my pattern of starting off all conversations with lewd talk, or shall I try a different method?

>>20221
Bully

[x]Ask to Study

>>20221
[X]Praise her breasts

>>20221
Rolled some dice for this vote
[x]Bully

>>20221
[x] Talk about Life

>>20221
Talk about hobbies.

>>20222

>>20228
Oh bollocks I accidently hit the button too soon.
>>20225
Well that went as well as you would expect.

[x]Massage

>>20229
[x] Go find the teacher

[x] Find Halko

[X] Go talk to Halko

I'm betting we'll have pissed off and alienated everyone within the first two weeks, possibly one.

>>20231
Well the massage was a bust, but now I can try my luck with our resident teacher, Kapko!

Wat do.

[x]Put this on
Let's make the admin wear a vibrator

>>20235
So it turns out the adult hired to ensure that us horny teenagers behaves actually has enough common sense to not perform a sexual act at the behest of a new student.

Go figure.

Next?

[X] Go talk to Halko

>>20236
Locate Twibko, discuss Marisa's goat tower

>>20236
[X] Apologize
Because, really.

[X] Go talk to Taisako
As if the attempted lewding will work with anyone else.

Well club practice came and went.
I had a riveting time.
In the Mens Club.
Of which I'm the only member.
>>20237
Well lucky day! Halko happened to be in the same room as I was when club let out.

Perhaps we should try a more subtle approach this time.

(Note: Lewd actions only work if you have enough affection with the target, or you force a Masochist into doing it a few times. Maybe a few more, I forget. If you keep voting for lewd actions at the very start, dead little Chris will never get laid, and become a wizard.)

>>20241
Oh dear, I meant to say 'dear' but my finger slipped.
The only person allowed to be dead would be HYko, but she isn't in this class.

>>20241
[X] Become a wizard
[X] Ask if she loves Ralko.
Because there is blatant sexual tension.

>>20241
[X] Hobbies
Her interests include shitposting.

>>20243
Well well well, looks like our little Halko might just have a little crush on Ralko.

Next?

>>20245
[X] Talk about hobbies.
My my my~

>>20246
Well she's starting to like us at least.

>>20247
[X] Go track down Demeko
Let's leave worst girl and find AMERICA.

>>20248
Ah Demeko.
A girl so patriotic her eyes are AMERICAN flags.
The founder and sole member of the AMERICA club.
She used to have more members with her, but she kicked them all out when it was revealed that they weren't as faithful to AMERICA as her.

Wat do.

>>20249
[X] Talk about America
The greatest of all lands.

>>20249
Talk about AMERICA

>>20250
>>20251
Nothing about AMERICA can fail, even just talking about it works.

Next?

>>20252
[X] I want to get along with Rabko
Help us AMERICA

>>20253
It seems that, even in a virtual world, Deme and Rab are still at each other's throats.

Talk to Buddha!

I-I decided to have a friendly chat with the statue.
It doesn't look like Barko likes me.
At all.

>>20256
>10000 deaths not enough
Well fuck
[X] Talk to Cripple Moe

Wow, how am I "kind"?

Anyway,
[X] Talk to Breadko

>>20256

>Kind
>10000 deaths is not enough

lolwut

[X] Danko
Now, we just try to not fuck up another conversation beginning.

>>20257
Unfortunately, our resident ball of anger, puns, and beer has gone home.

I could always say hi to one of the few students who are still here, however.

>>20261
[X] Kelvko
They're friends, right?

>>20261
[X]Talk to Kelvko
Well, we get one of those things at least.

[X] Kelvko
backup to beer

>>20262
As it turns out, Kelvko was by the field, probably putting all the balls away.

What should I say?

>>20265
[X] Help me get along with Danko, Kelvko-senpai!

>>20266
Well she's smiling now, that's good, right?

Right?

>>20267
I guess it will do. How about them hobbies?

Welp, its the end of the first day, and end of the first run of THP High.

Before I say goodbye until the next time I have the time to run this again, I'll leave something.

A character card of your choosing from THP High.
Posted card is first to three votes, or my pick from any voted cards if no one has three votes within an hour.

You too, can attempt to dick your favorite THP author.

[X] Patchko
This seems like one of the obvious ones.

>>20270
[X]Patchko
Yeah, might as well

[X]Patchko

Come oooooooon....

>>20272
>>20271
>>20270
Well talk about unanimous.
Here's your rape machine, as promised.

All right people. Day 2 of THP High shall be starting in about 1.5-ish hours!

Hopefully we won't end up with more people wanting us dead.

That time again, boys and girls!

Yesterday, we got a nice girl to hate our guts, had a rape attempt refused, the teacher refused to do what we wanted, and we spent time with an AMERICAN.

Hopefully today will go a bit better.

>>20275
[x] Breadko.

The start of an ordinary day.
If yesterday was any indication, there shall be no lewdness at all.

Maybe.

[x] Breadko.
sure, why not

>>20276
>>20278
Sadly, Breadko still has yet to leave the comforting embrace of her daki.

Perhaps someone else?

>>20279
[X] Ralko
Because reasons.

[x] BSDko.

Why not try to find Yendi, then?

>>20280
Here is our resident loli, Ralko.
There have been some rumors of certain activities between her and Taisako, but surely those can't be true.

Right?

Anyways, what should we talk to Ralko about?

>>20283
[x]Breadko

>>20283
[X] Dispel Rumors

>>20284
That doesn't help at all.
Be more direct damn it.

Next?

>>20286
[X] Ask about Taisako

>>20286
[See if Breadko's up] Talk about Hobbies?

>>20287
Oh-oh my.
It looks like there was some truth regarding those rumors.

Next?

>>20289
[More CowBread] Talk to her. about, uh, something. Hobbies?

>>20289
[X] Find Rabko
Let's go bother this asshole.

>>20290
It seems that the girls here have a habit of answering a question with this.

Also Breadko is up.

Next?

>>20292
[x] Find Breadko

>>20293
Well we finally managed to find her.

What should I say?

B-Breadko!
You should really get that looked at!

>>20295
[YES] TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOBBIES, GIRL

>breadko is smoking hot

>>20296
She enjoyed herself.

Next?

>>20298
[STALK BREADKO] Really, just stalk Breadko.

>>20298
Did we just bang Breadko?
Is that
But we were
Fuck this
[X] Find Yendi

>>20300
If a discussion occurs, its a fade to black.
Don't worry, our dear Chris' claim to wizardry is still intact.

>>20301
She looks vulnerable.
I could take advantage of that, but I'm a gentleman, right?

R-right?

Talk about lewd things.

>>20303
Not vulnerable enough, it seems.

Next?

>>20302
[x] Encourage with our dick

>>20302
[Welp] Isn't Breadko cute?

>>20302

J-J-JAM IT IN

>>20307
>Namefagging
God damn it Deme
You faggot.

>>20304

RABKO

RABKO

RABKO

RABKO

>>20305
I gave you words of encouragement.
How the hell is that a valid response.

Next?

>>20310
[Cowbread] Talk more to Breadko

>>20308

SAY MY NAME, BITCH

I AM NOT ASHAMED OF DEMEKO AND RABKOS PURE AND SHINING HATEBONERS

>>20311
It seems that no matter what happens, I am fated to return to this room.

>>20297
>>20307
>>20309
>>20312

Sure. Go write an update for AWiY and we'll go for Rabko. No half assing it either,

>>20313
[Lurk] Lurk outside for Breadko

Well after I got kicked out of the ladies bathroom, the bell rang.

Who should I talk to next?

>>20313
Girls gotta go to the bathroom you know.
[X] Danko

>>20317
At last, we meet THP High's resident pun machine, Danko.

What should I say?

>>20318
Oh balderdash, I forgot the image

>>20317

Danko

MINNA

>>20319
[Cuter] Breadko's cuter than you, you need to shape up, Danko.

>>20319
[x] Message

>>20321

don't you say it don't you dare fucking say what you want to say next don't you dare

>>20323
Sadly, Danko does not want a massage from me.

Must be the fact that she has a full name getting to her head.

>>20325
[X] Fight this bitch
You dare deny a message?

>>20325

Call attention to Kelvko.

>>20326
ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

YEAH THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO REFUSE A MASSAGE FROM ME.

So I just beat up a cripple.

Also notice how her affection increased by that.

(Disregard the thread that appeared for a few seconds)

>>20330
Rekt bitch.
[X] Find more victims to beat up.
Let's do this shit.

>>20331
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This surely means I must train harder!

Next?

>>20333
Fuck.

>>20330
>Also notice how her affection increased by that.

SHE'S A MASOCHIST

>>20333
Patchko

>>20336
She looks sad. I wonder what could cheer her up?

>Challenging Lionko
Our body was not ready.

>>20337
[X] Fuck

>>20337
A dicking.

>>20339
>>20340
Not even Patchko wants to have sex with me.
That is sad on levels mere mortals cannot comprehend.

>>20341
Well, it's not you.
It's just Chris.
[X] Go bother Glenko
At least they're our friend.
I think.

Well after that failure it was time for P.E.

Who should we talk to now?

>>20343
The one with the largest bust

>>20344
I was here the entire time Qazko.
We were in the same class.
This shit ain't funny, Qazko.

What do I say?

>>20343
Wow.
Look at that scale. Breadko is TINY. Loli-short.

Also, I'll let you all in on a little secret:
I added the Exploitable trait to one ko here.
Food for thought.

>>20345
[X] Talk about Life
How shitty is your life Qazko?
I want to know.

>>20348
Is she confused about the question, or is she defensive about her daily life?

Next?

>>20349
[X] I have a bad rumor about Danko.
I heard she refused a message.
What a bitch, right?

>>20350
Guys.
I think she's on to us.

Next?

>>20349
[x] Bang qazko

81% affection, 100% tits.

>>20352
My apologies qaz, but it seems that you cannot simply go fuck yourself.

Talk to Riko.

>>20350
Don't be shittalking Danko, now. She'll smite your ass.

>>20354
[X] Shittalk Riko

>>20354
Pay no attention to the fact that I am wearing speedos.

What do I say?

>>20356
[X] Shittalk Riko

>>20357
She wasn't amused.

Next?

>>20358
[X] Force
She's into that kinda thing right?

>>20359
Yet again, the rape is refused.
I don't think the girls here understand the definition of rape.

>>20360
[X] Force
ROUND TWO

>>20361
It failed, not even going to bother screencapping since its the same phrase.

>>20362
[X] Force
R-ROUND THREE

>>20363
And you get the hat trick for failed forcefulness.
I'm pretty sure Halko isn't the one with Exploitable.

>>20364
*Riko, sorry.

[X] Talk to Scout

>>20366
Every.
Fucking.
Time.

>>20367
God damn it.
[X] Go find Glenko
Round two?

>>20367

Can't you punch that bitch

However, I did track down Scoutko on the stairs.

What should I talk about?

>>20370
[X] Let's talk aboutPUNCH

>>20371

TAKE OUT OUR FRUSTRATIONS ON A WOMAN

>>20371
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

You are already dead!

And then Danko broke up the fight.
After I beat Scoutko up however.
Danko's sense of timing is a bit off.

>>20374
>affection at 120%

HOLY SHIT SHE'S A FREAK TOO

follow up with lewd talk

>>20375
>danko getting jealous because we're beating up another girl

GIVE THE DANKO

WHAT SHE WANTS

>>20375
[X] Resolve this with a good ol taPUNCH

>>20376
Alas, club practice happened right after that.
Another exciting day in the Mens Club.
Alone.

Next?

>>20379
[X] Talk to Rabko
How's that little shit doin'?

>>20379

Hunt down danko and proceed to talk LEWD

>>20380
There's the little shit.

What do I say?

>>20382
>Tch
Bitch what
[x] Fighto time

>>20383
These are the eyes of a girl who isn't afraid to kill.

However, I beat her sorry ass into the ground.

>>20384

PREPARE TO GET #REKT

>>20386

does rabko even lift

>>20385
[X] Talk to Rabko about Demeko

So I decided to visit the statue.
Welp.

>>20388
Is that a hateboner I smell?

>>20389
>Makes my heart throb
Ahahahaha
[X] Find Taisako

>>20391
Thankfully I caught Taisako right as she was about to leave.

What do I say?

>>20392
>Anything
Lewd her.
She said you could.

I bet she's fucking Ralko.

>>20392

Ask for sex.

>>20393
Well then Taisako is a lying bitch.

Next?

>>20396

Hit up Patchko. We need to get some lewd going, come on.

>>20396
[X] Do you love Ralko?
Just to find out if the rumors are true and whatnot.

>>20397
Seems that Taisako took lessons from Patchko on how to decline sex.

[x] Ask about Ralko.

>>20399
[X] Force

>>20400
It seems that Ralko is only for Taisako.

>>20401
I'll flat out tell you that Patchko isn't exploitable.

She's the one that exploits you.

>>20402

Try flirting with her. It's like foreplay, right?

>>20404
Well if flirting is foreplay than this will result in a lifetime of daki hugging.

>>20405

So, what, are we seriously going to have to talk about our feelings and emotions like a girl or something?

>>20406
Possibly.
Also the kos still here are Danko, Kapko, Patchko, Neko, Riko, Kelvko, Stoveko, and Titzko

Haven't spoken to Titzko yet.

>>20408
Ah Titzko.
She prides herself on her bust, its the second largest in the class! (Behind Qazko, obviously)

What should I say?

Ask her about her hobbies. Hopefully we'll not fuck this one up.

>>20410
Success!
Hopefully this can be the start of the harem.
But at this stage, even one girl would be enough.

And with that, the second day comes to a close.
Okay people, vote for what card I post today.
Same rules as before, but you only have 30 minutes this time, remembering to add the morning period ate up more time than expected.

Rabko, because why the hell not?

>>20413
If a Rabko is requested, a Rabko you shall receive.

Dammit guys, you're going to get my genderswap murdered at this rate.
And he'll die alone, unloved, and a virgin.
;_;

>>20415
Just like real life.

>>20415
At least you're not me Kriss~

I get shot down by girls who say I'm like a brother to them! [spoiler]West Virginia isn't that far away![/spoiler

Hey everyone, day 3 of THP High starts in 4 hours.
Get hype.

New thread
>>20421