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Exactly what it says on the tin. Not limited to Touhou and anything goes, although I'd suggest not posting anything beyond the ten minute mark.
One fella posts a song, another rates it out of a 100 (or some other arbitrary number), gives a little bit of commentary on what they thought of it and posts a song of their own. Another person gives it a rating, commentary, posts another and the cycle continues. Simple and fun.
Obsequiae - "Suspended in the Brume of Eos", title track of their 2011 debut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DhoOtGtUIQ ⋮ No. 19282
Oh, well, I liked your song because it has a unicron on it, and it was a pretty nice guitar, but then the vocals came in. The singer sounds awful sick. Has he been awful sick? Sometimes I have a sore throat. Lozenge help, only maybe they don't. Maybe my throat woulda gotten less sore even without the lozenge.
Lozengeless.
I rate your song a warm honey lemon ginger tea out of 100, pending a quick browse-through of other sore throat home remedies. Home sore throat remedies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-aTdb7Bt6Q ⋮ No. 19297
If you look at that album art right, the arm isn't an arm anymore. It's an octopus. Octopus, what are you doing on dry land? You do not belong on dry land. You are an octopus.
An octopus is a cephalopod. This means that it's a member of class Cephalopoda! But you couldn't confuse cephalopods with cephalophores, because they're completely different.
You can be a cephalophore. It's easy! Simply hold your head in your hands and be righteous. You may want to follow those steps in the opposite order, though.
Rating:
Nicasius of Rheims out of
Saint Gemolohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbd9cZpxps ⋮ No. 19300
>>19298On one hand, the cover seems to take all the zip present in the original away.
On the other hand, it's a lot more dramatic and orchestral.
On another hand, those drums really give off a good feeling of "something's coming, and it's important you mark that".
On the fourth hand, those horns can be a bit shrill and disjointed.
Rating:
Pix out of
0²http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guicaTXA8Io ⋮ No. 19306>>19301I made the mistake of listening to that song while reading horror, which really added to the ambience. It was actually pretty nice listening, albeit weird, until everything went to hell near the five-minute mark with the screeching violin. That wasn't creepy so much as annoying.
On a scale from stony-faced acceptance to 2SPOOKY4ME, I give it a rating of 'now I'm checking over my shoulder every so often.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgk1qlJrxlE (The Protomen: Keep Quiet)
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>>19306Damn it.
Protomen, my only weakness...
Now I have to put that album on repeat for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot, Anon. I'll give you a Sniper Joe out of 100 for plaguing me with this again...
Here's what I was on before, though.
Savant - ♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRtUTyMpZmM ⋮ No. 19311
>>19308That's a catchy rhythm! I enjoy the way it goes blee. I mean, it has all the usual booj-booj-booj-booj, but the wauu-wauu bits are jaunty instead of being repetitive and grating, and a jaunty wauu-wauu is something I can always appreciate.
The piano is nice, too.
Rating:
Q♥ J♥ 10♥ 9♥ 8♥ out of
A♥ K♥ Q♥ J♥ 10♥http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdUdvajOp0 ⋮ No. 19473>>19312You ever go to the museum, and see a whole crowd of art students oohhing and ahhing around a canvas with a random paint smear on it? That's kinda how I feel. I know there HAS to be something good about it, but I cannot for the life of me see what it is.
Im going to be the Russian judge, and give it a
NON-DIRECTIONAL LASER out of
Magicannon 「Final Master Spark」War of the Dream Eating Tapirs from the Nightmare of Rebellion soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TLlAPd0Qag ⋮ No. 19474
and the horses weren't there i thought
i wished and looked into the plains
and dust
and explained
(had it explained to me)
with reasonable sweet that choked better
than the dust ever
(and i looked into the plains)
did
and the sky
and the feeling of inevitability, and nausea, and before yesterday
we took our belongings that we knew we needed
(that we thought we needed)
and somewhere between the home and the journey
sun-bleached and dead
(i told you so
quenched my thirst better
than any water)
9.7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3--HVjDk7s