⋮ No. 17344 >>17324 >Best Satori easy to say as you're the only one with a finished /underground/ story!
Better Reimus huh? I'd have to think. AoS's Reimu was pretty nice, too bad she shared a story with Yukari.
That and if YAF's Reimu set the standard in the dark ages, then that's not a flattering thing as Reimu back then was a bitch that would shoot you for no good reason more often than not.
>>17332 Sounds like you're stuck in the past.
⋮ No. 17346 
>>17332 An erratic, violent, bipolar tsundere is high standards now?
Yo, look here now, man. I love Reimu just as much as I did back then; she's never left the top of my 2hu charts. But we've gotta own up to something here, hombre: at the present moment, my Satori is the only character viable for the category of "good." That's the honest truth. This'll likely change in a few months' time when I get even better at what I do, but for now, she is miles ahead of my Reimu. If I'd had my current skills and experience back then, I could have done her better justice. Alas, alas.
Bottom line is, my Reimu was shit and you objectively need better standards. GIT GUD SCRUB.
⋮ No. 17362 >>17356 Oh, thank god. Some of the SDM stories seem to blur together after a while.
Per example, I can't remember the name of that story with the (literal) bs plot armor at the end and the, legendary amongst irrelevant and controversial choices,'[x]kiss sakuya' option. I think it was SDM-LA or something.
>>17355 Well, ASSM IS kind of one of the best stories here, but AFT is far superior. Plus, their spin-offs are hilarious.
⋮ No. 17372 
>>17368 Hakurei Reimu was in a box.
There were many things Hakurei Reimu had been before, but in a box wasn’t one of them. A handful of pinches, shits of varying depth and solidity, once even love... But a box? Never. The sensation was... original, shall we say? The walls were stifling to be sure, and one was making it hell for one of her knees, but on the whole there was space enough in the box for Hakurei Reimu, and some air at that. The box was sound-proof; not the tiniest sound penetrated from the outside. A little sound would enliven the box significantly, Hakurei Reimu thought, but for the nonce she was glad of what she had. There was no saying what was happening outside; and it seemed to Hakurei Reimu, perhaps irrationally (but then, when ever has rationality done anyone good?), that the world might forget soon who she was in the first place. Or had it forgotten of her already? A picture occurred to Hakurei Reimu that she was not unlike a cat, locked inside this box, and whoever (if anyone) looking on from outside had no real way of knowing whether she is alive still or had died long ago. To all intents and purposes, she might very well be both alive
and dead, at the same time – a kind of flux, if you will. Naturally, any rational person can tell you, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die.
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>>17387 Writing Magical Girl Fanfiction spreads joy. Now go back to spreading joy.
⋮ No. 17547 >>17523 YAF writes short, daily updates.
I'd like that. It'd be fun. I can turn off my brain and enjoy the ride.
Why are we tsundere for this faggit again?
⋮ No. 17548 >>17532 How about this:
Fast, short updates loosely following what plot there is in Highly Responsive to Prayers: The Hakurei Clan and Shrine are destroyed, and Reimu, the last survivor of the clan, must stop the ones responsible with little more than her Hakurei Yin-Yang Orb.
Highly Responsive to Prayers didn't have much story to speak of in the game itself, so it should be highly responsive to adaptation. Plus, Reimu.
⋮ No. 17550 
>>17548 no
OK
wait
Satori educates a young human mind-reader in the intricacies of mind reading. She explains in detail the mechanics of her power, offers the human various pointers and warnings, and discusses random curious titbits of psychology in the meanwhile.
⋮ No. 17603 
>>17602 I was planning on doing the series of shorts I described in
>>17550 before revealing the “human”
psyker mind-reader as
Satori and Garion’s daughter and expanding the shorts into
yet another fucking TiTS quasi-sequel, but then
>>17551 strutted along and
stabbed me viciously in my tiny, sensitive ego with his crude, inconsiderate criticism, and I purposed instead to sit around, twiddling my thumbs for the PC release of MGR. And fapping. Fapping over all. Oh gods, the fapping. Please let it stop.
Only you can release me from this torment.
⋮ No. 17609 >>17603 Oh, go right ahead. I just realized that you already wrote N.I.G.G.E.R.S. (Nanaya Invades Gensokyo, Grabbing Erotic Reimu's Sarashi) but called it 'This hat' or something like that instead.
I mean, I
would prefer a Youmu or Futo story, but whatever floats your boat.
⋮ No. 17615 
>>17613 Nehehe
Tell you what. I’ve got some notes sitting around for that story that never happened with the pretentious Latin title. Once I’m clear of exam hell, I’ll do you a couple of scenes. How about that? Hm?
Can I get a yay?
⋮ No. 17619 
>>17615 Nay.
Not until I see you actually wrote something.
Gif completely unrelated.
⋮ No. 17642 
>>17640 Well, I hadn’t planned on there being choices, so “updating” is kind of a non-issue here, as I’ll be writing this out at my own pace anyway, but whatever you say.
At any rate I’ve started on the second scene now. The coming week seems to be fairly leisure, too, as I’ve gotten done with the exams I had to get done with. I guess I’ll get back to you once this is done as well. This doesn’t mean I’ll be marathoning Morrowind (which I had recently re-started for the thousandth time) for the next seven days and nights because I keep finding little things that I had never before noticed somehow despite almost literally growing up with this game and I must collect all the most powerful artefacts besides. No, sir. All ‘bout that writing, yes we are.
No, seriously. I need that fucking Helseth’s ring.
⋮ No. 17658 >>17655 The one and only time I used a HBG was against my very first Monoblos, so I could sprinkle his horn from what I thought a safe distance.
>have you played 3rd Generation yet at all? Actually, I bought my second PSP solely to play MHP3rd. Whereas the reason for buying my first one was to play MHFU. I also sold that second PSP almost as soon as I had solo’d what could be solo’d (with the early English patch). After FU, though, 3rd was disturbingly easy. And Jinouga was a pushover, even if his weapons were p. fuckin’ badass.
>>17656 Wait, I didn’t say? Well... Small wonder nobody’s bumped the thread yet. Well, no matter. You’ll find it sooner or later, and I’ll have more time for fixing the little typos and mistakes I’m sure still lurk in there somewhere.
⋮ No. 17666 The scenes are done. You can head over to
>>/shorts/752 and have a blast. I even bumped the thread so you don’t have to go scroll all the way down to go to the second page.
Knock yourself out. And if you notice any typos/mistakes, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I’M DONE. IT’S OVER. YOU HEAR ME? OVER! FUCKING TYPOS, GOD DAMN SHIT! AUGH!
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⋮ No. 18044 >>18043 With trip on: 8/10
Without trip: 0/10
He used to be much worse but his skill increased at roughly the same pace as our standards so...
(We have standards now?! Hahaha so funny)
⋮ No. 18109 
>>18105 It is “Stand away,” as in “Stand away, I am
dispensing retribution here.”
>>18107 Are you calling me insane? Do I look insane to you? DO I?
⋮ No. 18182 
>>18177 >>18179 At the present moment
I’m not recording, I’m not on tour I don’t feel a particular “craving” to write any of these ideas, if you catch my meaning. I
was excited for trying out my hand at something
more pretentious darker and more metaphorical, hence the “Benben” short, but the response made me think these things are best kept to my own time. Which they perhaps are.
I’ve been letting my mind run with some other ideas I had (and you wouldn’t believe the autonomy of my mind when it comes to fleshing out and experimenting with ideas – I hardly even need to do anything myself sometimes), but in the wake of that recent development... well, I guess I’m just nosing around to see which of these concepts I feel equally moderately cautious about would warrant the most positive response – in other words, something that would entertain you as well as me instead of only me (as was the case, I suspect, with that latest short). I have something I could do with Mokou, I have something I could do with Eiki; I also have something I could do with Reimu, although that last one is mostly in the “silly dream” area
(yes, I’m talking about the journey into the past I mentioned offhand I think somewhere earlier in this thread). I have something I could do with Satori as well (and no, not anything torturous, at least not only that), but denying myself the pleasure of milking
that continuity even further (despite my continuous assertions) is, I find... cathartic, shall we say?
So yes, in short, I’m trying to probe which of these ideas I have would be of the most entertainment to you as opposed to being just me “molesting my undercarriage.”
PS. Benben is the best newhou. We can fight about it, but she is. ⋮ No. 18206 
So lemme tell you why Raiko is the best new girl, in a manner which you will all understand.
First of all, her attire. Kimonos, ponchos, anticuated dresses? Hell no! Raiko has class, evidenced by that cool as fuck suit, tie and skirt, reminiscent of the most famous pop artist in the Outside world. Couple that with that smug, confident smirk, and you get a motherfucking thunder deity ready to pimpslap some bitches like the Extra Boss she is. Also, may I point out to what does she wear in her head? THAT'S RIGHT, ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING, BITCHES! Screw that "2hus with no headwear die" thing, Raiko gives that rule the middle finger while she plays the dance of 'Not giving a single fuck' in her taiko drum, or her electronic drumkit.
Wait, did you read that right? Hell yeah, she's a tsukumogami controlling TWO instruments at the same time! That's double the power, bitches! And not only she has the power to make anything follow a rhythm, she also has the power to throw motherfucking lightning at you and fry yo ass to ash and cinders. Do you know what that means? She fucking rides the lightning with the power of drummers in the Outside World! If you don't think that ain't the most metal thing in existence, then get out of my face.
Her spellcards. Yeah, she starts easy. That's because she wants you to feel overconfident, to give you false hope, only to crush it when she gets her gloves off - can't you see it in that smile? She's always in control of the situation, bitches. Her fourth spellcard is titled "Death Drum". That only spells problem to you unfortunate souls who dare to challenge her. What's that, your screen is shaking? Fake difficulty? Raiko is having none of your shit, while she plays the dance of 'Deal with it' with her drums. And in "Blue Lady Show", her pattern follows the rhythm of the stage music. We had our share of musicians on Touhou, but if you can synchronize your attacks with Almighty ZUN's songs, then it's proven you're the best motherfucking musician in Gensokyo.
And if that doesn't convicen you of how incredibly cool this stone cold pimp is, then lemme tell ya a short story. Raiko was born a taiko tsukumogami by the power of Sukuna mallet, but she soon realized the origin of her powers, and knowing that once the Mallet was put out of commision by the protagonists, she'd lose her existence. So what does she do? She adquires the power of drummers in the Outside world and possess an electronic drumkit. So not only does she save her own life, she also gets one of the most versatile instruments in the world and doubles her own power level. Furthermore, because she's a pretty chill gal, she tells your oh so beloved Tsukumo sisters the same trick, so that they can save their sorry asses too. And that's how Raiko started her own harem/band of tsukumogami instruments.
And that's why, you Benben and Yatsuhashi fanboys, Raiko Horikawa is the best newhou, even more than Sekibanki, and you must accept her as your Lord and Savior and bow in front of her overwhelming girth and swagger.
⋮ No. 18215 
>>18206 >She fucking rides the lightning with the power of drummers in the Outside World! Even that nerd Ky Kiske rode the lightning. Lightning’s a slut.
>>18203 You can dispute it
with my FISTS. In fact, dispute with this: I am writing something up now, and it is neither Mokou nor Eiki.
Git hype. ⋮ No. 18229 >>18227 Anonymous’s breath caught in his throat. All around them murals depicting fantastic happenings loomed ghostlike from the darkness, glaring reds, come alight from the glow of the lantern.
The Ungennant, his guide – a man as stoop-backed as a mountain – swung an ailing hand at the closest. His fraying togs cast quivering shadows on the wall.
“The greatest of us all,” his crumpled mouth speechified. “Father of our board.”
Anonymous felt a kernel of dread stir in his belly at the sight of the creature on the ancient painting. Tall it was, evil-eyed, its mouth a gallery of twisted teeth. At its feet human figures wrung their hands and trashed about on the ground in perverse veneration. The anonymous poster startled when his guide thrust a rusted key his way.
“Those were darker times, but past now,” he calmed the boy. Clearly, though his sight was blunted, the man had marked the apprehension on his face. “This key will allow you further into these catacombs. There you shall find your answers.”
“How will I find them in the midst of such a labyrinth?”
The Ungennant’s hand fell flat against his side. “You must be careful. And beware; an ancient evil dwells within – long banished from our IRC. Undoubtedly this is the source of the cancer which permeates the heart of /blue/.” The guide shoved the key at him with urgency. “Take it. You will know the enemy by their words of adoration for the YAF. They will try to convert you to their dark faith. If you are to succeed, you must resist their influence.”
“And if I don’t succeed?” asked Anonymous, gripping the warm key.
“Then,” the Ungennant shook his head, “you will not return...”
⋮ No. 18230 >>18229 Why don't you go do something interesting for once? Even what you have there is more interesting than "This Shrine" and
http://www.touhou-project.com/shrine/res/9114.html Come one Yaffy, if you have to go back to stories on "Hiatus"
Read: Dropped then you should just hang it up.
Though, this did bring up another good point. Why was Yaf banned, or why did he leave, the IRC? Other than being insufferable that is.
⋮ No. 18237 >>18227 I like his Satori. A lot.
Enough that I want to read that disgusting torture fic just for more of his Satori, maybe. Lotta other good characters too in the one story of his I've read.
Those characters do have to carry the weight of the flowery language you mentioned, though. It definitely starts to grate after a bit.
⋮ No. 18263 
>>18253 Interesting.
I can't say anything about the character, because I don't know her at all. This' a plus for your story, since you said it's going to be a 'character exploration' thing.
Thumbs up; but change the title or I will break you.
⋮ No. 18509 >>18500 You know what? Shut the fuck up.
No, seriously, shut the fuck up.
I keep seeing these posts (and I know they're mostly yours, you son of a bitch) whining about him, and you know what? They are
fucking annoying. Find something better to do than bitch about how an old writer uses his tripcode all the time, because you're worse than he is. At least
he generally contributes with his posts, unlike you, who goes in and shitposts about it because you cannot
stand a name and some red text at the top of his posts.
If YAF's a child for using his trip, you're that fucking annoying asshole who goes "TEACHER TEACHER SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE DOING THAT HEY TEACHER LOOK"
In fact, now I hope he posts even more, because it serves solely to annoy you, you piece of shit.
In closing,
fuck you, shut the fuck up, I fucking hate you. ⋮ No. 18513 >>18509 Two threads. That's how many threads I've posted in whining about YAF. Besides, you think I care about what someone who can't go a single sentence without using an obscene word thinks? I would be
glad to listen to you or engage in an actual conversation if you could use
civil terms. If you can't think of another word, don't default to swearing, it doesn't help your case at all.
Now, my issue isn't with YAF using his name. No, not at all. It's his fanboys who derail threads because their "hero" is posting there. This thread was fine, it was
devoted to him after all and it was on a board that is for random stuff like that. Sure, YAF is an ass, but he's far more civil than you. And it's not like I'm comparing him to Wiseman. It takes just a few seconds out of his life to delete the name. A few to write it back in, depending on how fast he types, Even less if his computer saves the name and all he has to do in put in the first letter or two.
So,
good sir, I hope you're happy. I'll stop. But obviously YAF won't. So, good luck with your fanboying.
⋮ No. 18514 >>18510 >>18512 >>18513 NO, I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER, FUCK ALL OF YOU Okay, now I really
am joking.
Goddamn, looking back on my post makes me feel like an asshole. I'll leave it up as a tribute to the folly of getting angry about things when everything could be solved much more easily by simply being polite.
If you want my complaint in far more civil terms, though, original post guy who I spilled that rant on like so many angry bees, here you go! My complaint with
you, sir, is that you'd show up, accuse YAF of dickwaving, and then the whole thread would go terrible as you'd bait him on for a good chunk of posts that could have otherwise been productive. That, to me, was far, far worse than simply leaving him be. Hell, I didn't even notice any of his fanboys, although that may be because my powers of observation weren't up to scratch.
Also, no, I'm not a YAF fanboy myself.
I haven't even read any of his stories, amazingly enough! Finally, you deserve an apology. I'm sorry I puked vitriol all over your monitor like a raging asshole being ravaged by kidney stones, because that's exactly what I was at the time! But, well, not really, like in real life, since in real life I was simply tired and pissed off.
Seriously, though! I really am sorry, you didn't deserve that, and I was a truly faggotrocious dickwad. I'd use something more fitting to close this whole post out, but I can't really think of anything.
⋮ No. 18516 >>18515 FROM MY ANONYMOUS FINGERS TO ANOTHER ANONYMOUS POSTER, NO LESS
Or maybe that makes the apology
more noteworthy, without names to tie us down? Hm.
