That sounds like a dumb idea.

>>12142
You mispelled "best idea ever".

Fine, I'll post it without any disclaimer whatsoever. Hope this wouldn't bite me in the ass later on.

So, which one should I post? Kira's? Moral's Rumia short? Ddyk?

>>12145
Any will do, just don't tell them it's from THP. We don't want to start a war, we just want to know how they react to it. If you take an average story, and if they consider it to be a good story, it means we indeed have high standards.
And ask for the writefag's authorization before, of course.

>>12146
I want to post that Rumia short then, since it's a favorite of mine.

Now if somebody would contact Moral. I'm not good with the IRC stuff.

[x] The Rumia short.

Ddyk has too many shorts, and most of them are related to his /border/ and /underground/ stories. The other are radio-like thingies about X-mas. That's not what I call "quality".

I will require links once the deed is done.

So am I.

>>12148
Before I forget, decide the title and the description for FF.net's admission. Preferably something attractive and interesting.

>>12153
Ask Moral, it's his story, he should be able to decide that better than us.

>>12148
Does Moral frequent /blue/? If so, then there's no need to contact him through IRC.

>>12155
So your plan is to wait here that Mister Moral appears? I hope he's a not a douchebag, otherwise we might wait a while.

>>12151
YAF, go to the IRC and contact Moral. I heard you're famous there.

>>12157
Being famous on IRC doesn't mean being respected. It means there's a picture of your face on the wall, with written over it "most wanted, shoot on sight".

>>12158
He should go incognito then.

>>12159
What's Moral's IRC name?

>>12160
Moral?

>>12157
Bother that. I’m not your personal army. I only go to IRC to insult Lion and shamelessly advertise my favourite group’s releases.

Besides, I don’t even know what story you’re talking about.

come @ me

>>12162
>my favourite group’s releases
What group?

>>12164
Hit me up on IRC and I’ll gladly tell you.

>>12165
No, I mean what kind of group? Doujin group, music group, etc?

>>12166
VN/software dev.

>>12148
If Moral won't answer, just post Kira's.

Dead people can't complain after all.

>>12168
I hope you feel horrible.

>>12168

Forever too soon

>>12168
Not cool, man.

>>12148
If Moral doesn't answer, post one of mine. Or you can try to find Treia or Owen, and ask them.

>>12168
...

Arn't we trying to give them an average at best story to see how they respond to it? If that's the case, then Kira, Owen, Treia and whoever else wouldn't be eligible. Ddyk, on the other hand...

I kid, sort of.

>>12189
Problem is that most of my shorts require some kind of background to be understandable and interesting (especially the one with Renko and Gideon). So, except for Aya's talk-show and the Kwaidan short, there's nothing interesting for an outsider. And I highly doubt that those shorts are "average" and representative of THP.

Reguarding people talking about elitism in the last thread, I don't see what the big woop about being accused of being elitist is, when it concerns something like stories. They're calling you out on having a superb taste in 2hu literature, I don't see the problem.

>>12168

ಠ_ಠ

I'd like to publicly rage about MegaSen dropping his story, just like that.

Sage for tripfagging.

Herp a derp the other is in autosage


Reposting:
Okay, hello Mukamil/other blue people. I had not read this thread before getting your message so I was a bit confused. I'm fine with one of my shorts getting posted, if I'm told ahead of time and there is a "reveal" after the fact. You don't have to properly accredit it at the beginning, but after a time. Should produce the desired reaction, yes?

Also I will ask Moral for permission to post his shorts.

>>12191
>>I want to rage about those people saying that THP is the new /jp/, or that THP is too elitist.
>>Ragethreads filled with idiocy comparable to stuff found on 4chan and rants about how "X/Y/Z Sucks and we're better than them".

>>12199
You idiot. Ragethreads are only for internal stuff, like Kahi's stories being awful, Kahi being a faggot, Megasen being a whiny bitch and dropping his story like a moron, Patchwork being the most inept writefag I ever saw, Kahi being a faggot, Lion abandonning his great story Border House to write that piece of shit Fragmentation of Memories, SLDT writing a piece of shit mixing vidya games and fanfics, ahi being a faggot, YAF writing a story about Tenshi when it's actually about Satori, Ddyk being his usual retarded self, Treia being lazy, Taisa being inactive, glasnost lurking on IRC without doing anything else, Kahi being a faggot, krisslanza writing shitty /at/ stories instead of working in his story, and of course Kahi being a faggot.

There's nothing about those outsiders here. To use an expression, we're washing our dirty linens in private, without bothering about other websites.

>>12197
It's okay to reveal who write it, but don't link to this thread. As I said before, we just want reactions, we don't want them thinking "oh, they used us like laboratory mices". We don't need another war, it was already a bother when that chinese dude tried to DDOSS the website.

>>12203
>krisslanza writing shitty /at/ stories instead of working in his story
>his

laughingelf.jpg

All things considered, including the infamy of SNOW END, I think it's possible that MegaSen's story finishing as he had planned it (the protagonist is dead, Cirno or Yoshika is the monster, and everyone is fake) would have created as much or more rage as him dropping it did. What do you think?

>>12205

I'm not getting involved, just giving my permission. If whoever wants to do it, they're free to.

>>12208
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8241886/1/A_Clipped_Bird_Has_No_Wings

Done. Can't come up with a more fancy description.

>>12210
Wait, that's the story we're using? Fuck.

>>12191
I think the issue is more that the attitude is outweighing the average quality level, which Mr. "lets anon fuck yukkuri" obviously affects.

>>12195
Mmmm... there's something funny about your post, but I can't put my finger on it.

>>12211
What, you want to use the other story instead?

>>Ragethreads are only for internal stuff
>>Ragethread rants about other websites and people outside of THP

>>12217

Hey, wrong-thread anon, if you haven't noticed, /blue/ is where all the threads blend into one coagulated mess. No one cares except you, it seems. Stop that.

More on topic, it seems that in the space of a few hours we haven't caught anything. I say we lift some longer works, and throw them onto the site. We need a larger sample size to bait with.

>>12168
My lovely man (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
>>12195
It’s funny because it’s ironic.

>>12218
So, whose longer story will it be? Treia's again? Humanity of Gensokyo? His Aya story?

I have a rec though. Oracle's Wriggle story. Wriggle + love story + OC = Instant fame on FF.net

>>12211
What's wrong with that story? One of Treia's better attempts, I feel.

>>12222

It's a bit short, and a bit symbolic. Remember, this is FF.net we're talking about. Needs more "sugoii kawaii desu <(^^)>" or something.

jesus christ typing that hurt my brain

>>12220
Can we counter rec? I'm gonna have to, here: Oracle's story is long-winded and kind of boring, and there's way too many things going on at once for the average THPer to follow. You can tell because we keep asking for /words/ posts. How is the FFN community going to handle that?

>>12220

Calm down broseph. If we don't get any hits in a bit, shift to someone else. Also, we're not touching the collab without permission from Moral.

>>12218
Funny, I thought it was someone making a claim and then someone else calling that claim out for being general bullshit. Because, you know, each claim that's been made has been countered by the very things found in these rage threads.

By the way, you-fics are forbidden in FF.net, so posting MiG is out of the question.

>>12228
Rewrite it. I dare you.

>>12228
>you-fics
Mmm?

>>12230

Second-person POV and Interactive Fic are forbidden in FFN.

>>12231
Why?

I can understand the interactive ban, but why would they ban second-person?

>>12228

Supposedly, the second person ban was aimed at people writing bad self-insert fics, the kinds that try and involve the reader personally. Often, these were contrived smut insert-fics with Severus Snape or somesuch... yeah, I can see why that would lead to a blanket ban.

It's the same reason they have a ban on script-fics; so many people wrote shitty scripts that the admins/site owner(s)/whoever got fed up with the crap and blanket banned them.

HOWEVER, we're not here to follow rules. We're here to EXPERIMENT.

We must push the boundaries of what we believe to be limits. That is true science.

I say we post a fic of what we deem high-quality onto the site. The anon who posted up Treia's work already has the dummy account; let's feed that account one more. No turning back, no caring for the rules. Let's see just what kind of shitstorm reaction we get.

We never cared for that site or its stupid rules in the first place.

And hey, if the account gets banned just for being second-person, we still win, because then we can at least call them more intolerant than THP, because we don't ban just because your story is from a certain viewpoint. That's called prejudice, And That's Terrible.

>>12233
On the french FF website, it was forbidden to use figures. 1984 had to be written nineteen-eighty-four, and "y0u 4r3 4 f4gg0t" had to be written Y-nought-U four-R-three four F-four-double-G-nought-T. It was as retarded as it sounds. Especially when one of the character 5p34|<5 133t.
I'm sure there's a good reason, but I think it's more like "lol we can do it becuz im the boss so i decided it".

>>12234
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Pissing off people for science! He says what we're all thinking!

Social "science."

>>12234
>we post a fic of what we deem high-quality
So, before I go to sleep, should I go post some more of Treia's stuff? I dunno which one is the collab with Moral though.

>>12263
See with ballistafreak if you can post his allargando shorts.
I'm curious to see how the FFers will react to a touhou/D&D crossover.

I don't see why they would treat it differently.

http://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Touhou_Project/3405/

>>12268

I do have an FF.net account from three years ago (I was young, and stupid, before /tg/ took away my innocence and forged me into a man), so if I do decide to go along with this I'd prefer to manage it myself.

However... writefags are deliberating on the wisdom of this action, please wait warmly.

Funnily enough, I posted some of my shorts on my pixiv account (that's not really a good idea, but at this time I was worried that my password may be compromised and after that I went lazy and I kept them for fun). While they were mostly ignored (because they're in English while Pixiv is mostly Japanese), I still got a review praising the "deeply understanding of the world of Touhou in detail". Not really representative of Pixiv's opinion, but if that dude thinks that my shorts were good, he was clearly used to the bottom of the barrel.

Feelsgoodanyway.jpg

>>12288
>/tg/ took away my innocence and forged me into a man

You misspelled "man" for "neckbeard" there.

I spoke with Moral, and he's given the go ahead to post his Rumia short. Get to work, you anon.

>>12291
...have you spoken with Moral about anything else?

>>12291
Alright then. One Rumia short on FF.net coming up.

>>12291
Oh yeah, I'll need some advice on the title and the summary. Also, since it's quite long, I think I'll split it into multiple chapters.