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11614 2012/06/13 (Wed) 10:20 No. 11614
Seven Nights of Satori.

2012/06/13 (Wed) 10:34 No. 11618
Night one.
2012/06/13 (Wed) 18:03 No. 11704
Now play nice this time.
2012/06/13 (Wed) 20:25 No. 11715
Night two. What do you think is your birthday present?

And is your name Tomy?

And why is there cream on her face. Gods, monsters are such messy creatures.
2012/06/13 (Wed) 20:54 No. 11719
Sexytori
2012/06/13 (Wed) 20:58 No. 11720
You wouldn't molest a defenseless mind reader.
2012/06/13 (Wed) 23:56 No. 11728
>>11720
That depends entirely on what you mean by “molest.”

If you mean I wouldn’t sit by her softly as she sleeps, watch her lovely chest move up and down, stroke her white cheeks gingerly with the back of my hand, that I wouldn’t twist locks of her hair into curls as I stared wondering at her sweet little face, then lean down and touch my lips tenderly on hers, twine her fingers with mine and lightly squeeze her tiny hand until she slowly surfaces from her dreams straight to my loving kiss... then you’d be right.

I would most definitely not do that.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 00:09 No. 11733
>>11728
Glad we're in agreement, then.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 01:49 No. 11738
>>11728
...
...I would.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 04:55 No. 11743
>>11738
Clearly you are a terrible person.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 07:52 No. 11771
>>11743
Come now, I didn't say I'd rape her or something. I'm not bad.
...though the kiss is pushing it.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 09:03 No. 11783
>>11771
>Not bad
>Filthy monsterlover
2012/06/14 (Thu) 09:09 No. 11785
>>11783
That's right, I'm not bad.
Are you?
2012/06/14 (Thu) 11:27 No. 11790
>>11785
Is despising the despisable bad? Is contempt not best spent for the contemptible?

If by a monster sympathiser’s principle this is bad... I don’t want to be good.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 18:26 No. 11828
>>11790
>I don’t want to be good.
Well, you don't need to worry about that.

How despise-able and contemptible something is is completely in the eye of the beholder. You know that.
2012/06/14 (Thu) 20:46 No. 11841
It's a gif.
2012/06/15 (Fri) 02:47 No. 11863
>>11841
The incredible dancing undergrounders.
2012/06/15 (Fri) 12:10 No. 11883
is it butt time again?
2012/06/15 (Fri) 14:52 No. 11898
Ass > boobs
2012/06/15 (Fri) 14:57 No. 11899
That ass is like a huge peach waiting to be bitten and slapped.
2012/06/15 (Fri) 23:05 No. 11908
>>11899
>bitten
I’ll... have to try that.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 00:33 No. 11911
>>11908
Be careful. The Satoributt is very delicate.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 01:13 No. 11915
>>11911
She’ll heal.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 01:17 No. 11916
>>11915
That doesn't mean it's ok to hurt someone, you dummy.
Mind if I break your arms? They'll heal.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 01:18 No. 11917
I have no more butts to give.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 01:19 No. 11918
2012/06/16 (Sat) 01:25 No. 11919
Koishi has more butt than Satori.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 01:41 No. 11920
>>11919
Likely.
2012/06/16 (Sat) 12:27 No. 11937
I can see forever.
2012/06/17 (Sun) 05:14 No. 11971
I wanna slap her thighs. Is that okay?
2012/06/17 (Sun) 08:28 No. 11977
>>11971
I want to gingerly slide my fingertips up and down the length of her thighs. Is that okay?
2012/06/17 (Sun) 08:35 No. 11978
Everything is okay if you have a pure mind.
2012/06/17 (Sun) 08:59 No. 11979
Pure minds do not want to do those things, you deviants.
2012/06/17 (Sun) 16:12 No. 11987
>>11978
If the mind is anything like my conscience, I have no worries. My conscience is clear as crystal. I never use it.
2012/06/17 (Sun) 16:13 No. 11988
Why is this undead abomination touching my mind reader?
2012/06/17 (Sun) 19:06 No. 11991
>>11987
I want to put a finger on Koishi's bottom, and, slowly, gently, let it slide along her leg.
2012/06/17 (Sun) 21:59 No. 11992
>>11988
That was actually a devil. But since you asked...
2012/06/17 (Sun) 22:06 No. 11993
>>11992
Holy cow what the fucking hell is Cthulhu's eye doing underground?
2012/06/18 (Mon) 09:35 No. 11998
>>11993
Waiting for R'lyeh to rise, obviously.
2012/06/20 (Wed) 06:57 No. 12092
Sure is slow around here.
2012/06/20 (Wed) 07:48 No. 12093
Bit busy, is all.
2012/06/20 (Wed) 08:04 No. 12094
2012/06/20 (Wed) 08:06 No. 12095
2012/06/20 (Wed) 08:10 No. 12096
>>12093
All right then.
2012/06/20 (Wed) 16:29 No. 12119
I'd like to point out there have only been two nights of Satori out of the promised seven. I demand this oversight be fixed.
2012/06/21 (Thu) 06:30 No. 12134
>>12119
The third night was a test of patience.

You botched it.
2012/06/21 (Thu) 08:39 No. 12136
>>12134
I'm not him. Do I lose too?
2012/06/21 (Thu) 08:41 No. 12137
>>12136
No, but she is still crying.
2012/06/21 (Thu) 08:56 No. 12140
I don't care what canon says. I like my Satori boobless.
2012/06/21 (Thu) 09:01 No. 12143
>>12137
No! Please don't cry, Satori!
2012/06/21 (Thu) 09:51 No. 12150
>>12140
Psh. Amateur.

I’m not saying they have to be huge. A handful is more than enough.

I have big hands.
2012/06/21 (Thu) 14:54 No. 12178
Crazy cat lady.
2012/06/21 (Thu) 14:55 No. 12179
Crazy cat bird lady.
2012/06/22 (Fri) 02:07 No. 12221
Crazy crazy person lady.
2012/06/22 (Fri) 14:13 No. 12255
>>12221
You kidding? She’s everything but person people. Er, people person.

Night four.
2012/06/22 (Fri) 14:43 No. 12257
>>12255
Do you know why Satori as a species are hated?

It's not because they're bad with people. Quite the opposite.

Since they can see into one's heart, they can know exactly what they could say or do to get the response they want. So, they are feared for this capacity to manipulate people. Manipulating people is a skill associated only with "people people", of some sort or another.

Satori Komeiji knew that she was feared for this reason, so she locked herself away where none could claim she was manipulating them, so that she at least would not have to be feared.

Do you consider self-sacrifice for the benefit of your own species to be monstrous?
2012/06/22 (Fri) 15:19 No. 12259
>>12257
It is not the deeds that define a monster. If I quack a few times, I don’t magically become a duck, I’m still human. Similarly a monster can’t stop being a monster by doing something un-monstrous.

They are monsters born, monsters they will remain... till the end of their days. At my hand.

Besides, I only meant that she doesn’t enjoy the company of people (that supposedly revile her).
2012/06/22 (Fri) 15:50 No. 12260
>>12259
While a human may not become a duck by quacking, we were never speaking of mundane animals, and so that metaphor is less relevant than this one. A human can become an evil spirit. And evil spirits are, in general, monsters. Likewise, it is possible for a human to become many other kinds of monster, such as certain types of magician.

Then, if it is possible for a human (which is not a monster) to become a monster, then it follows that something that is born a monster can cease to be a monster without ending its existence altogether.

However, the person in the picture you were responding to definitely does not despise Satori, so any confusion resulting from that should be understandable.
2012/06/22 (Fri) 16:05 No. 12262
>>12260
Sophistry. I hunt monsters! I know one when I see one!
2012/06/22 (Fri) 16:42 No. 12266
>>12262
Have you been caught in a logic error?

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." --Friedrich Nietzsche
2012/06/22 (Fri) 16:44 No. 12267
>>12266
Gaze all you want. In the end, I’ll still have your guts out.
2012/06/22 (Fri) 18:19 No. 12281
>>12267
I'm pretty sure you're not talking to a monster, you know.
2012/06/23 (Sat) 12:53 No. 12309
2012/06/23 (Sat) 13:08 No. 12310
>>12266

The Japanese have taken that to heart, by making a 'legend' where if you kill 1000 Youkai, you become one yourself. Or was it 100? I can't remember.

So how many have you killed YAF?
2012/06/23 (Sat) 15:10 No. 12320
>>12310
More as the severed hands of a hundred on them.
2012/06/23 (Sat) 22:22 No. 12391
>>12320
...what?
2012/06/23 (Sat) 22:28 No. 12394
>>12391
I AM NOT GOOD WITH NUMBERS

>not much to read.png
I’ll get on that soon, within two weeks maybe. Given I don’t die. I’ll get all over it.

walls of text/purple prose joke goes here
2012/06/23 (Sat) 22:35 No. 12395
>>12394
That filename was completely irrelevant.
And I didn't understand your statement at all, not any numerical error.
2012/06/23 (Sat) 22:39 No. 12396
>>12395
I’m sort of lost. Am I supposed to be feeling this pain in my chest?
2012/06/23 (Sat) 23:00 No. 12397
>>12396
Nah. I don't like you, you god damn genocidal fanatic, but I wasn't trying anything there.
Though you SHOULD write more. As long as it's not about said genocidal fanaticism.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 12:55 No. 12528
I remember once when I was a wee boy I ate a cone of “smurf”-flavoured ice-cream.

I wonder if this was it.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 13:20 No. 12536
2012/06/26 (Tue) 13:36 No. 12539
>>12536
>monster relaxing
>skulls of eaten humans in the background

Typical.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 14:14 No. 12559
>>12539
That's just Orin horsing around, you slanderer.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 19:53 No. 12580
>>12559
I never said which monster ate the humans.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 20:09 No. 12582
>>12580
Orin doesn't eat humans.

She just hauls off already-dead corpses to burn in Hell. Those appear to be a pile that she's taken, but hasn't gotten around to burning yet.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 21:36 No. 12592
>>12582
Something had to eat them, one way or another.
2012/06/26 (Tue) 22:02 No. 12593
>>12592
Or the flesh could have rotted away. That happens, you know.
Skulls really aren't anything special in Hell.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 07:11 No. 12611
>>12582
That's still bothersome though. I sure as hell don't want any of my dead family members' corpse to be taken away like that.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 07:25 No. 12612
>>12611
Come now, don't be greedy.
And if Orin doesn't take them to fuel the fires, they'll just rot away anyway.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 07:27 No. 12614
>>12611
Just don't take your eyes off the corpse at the funeral. Or at least make sure that at least one person is watching it until it's in the ground. Kashas don't take buried corpses.

I'd expect, too, that most of the corpses she takes are of people who died out in the wilderness or otherwise in some manner which would not result in a funeral.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 11:08 No. 12620
>>12614
Stealing the corpse of a grieving family’s relative?

Now THAT is monstrous!
2012/06/27 (Wed) 14:10 No. 12630
I'd fuel Satori's fire with my body, if you know what I mean.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 14:17 No. 12632
>>12630
And if Satori told you her fire was hidden on the underside of hell, would you throw yourself into oblivion to pursue your wicked love? Satori trawls for the ignorant and unwary, hauling her drooling prey by their misguided affections.

Stay out of her net, my friend.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 16:26 No. 12653
>>12632
It's too late for me. I'm hopelessly ensnared.
Go on and save yourself while you still can.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 18:26 No. 12666
Or don't. To lose one's self in the exultation that is Satori is a wonderful thing.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 18:38 No. 12667
Oh, calm down.
She's not going to drive you crazy or anything. Crazy people have painful minds.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 19:14 No. 12672
>>12667
>She's not going to drive you crazy or anything.
Speak for yourself.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 19:28 No. 12673
>>12672
Well, maybe madly in love or...oh, you know what I mean. Point is she won't kill you or anything like that unless you're a bad person.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 19:44 No. 12674
How does she spot the bad people?
2012/06/27 (Wed) 21:19 No. 12677
>>12674
She can read minds, you dummy.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 21:54 No. 12678
>>12677
But which thoughts does she classify as bad?
2012/06/27 (Wed) 22:04 No. 12679
>>12678
Thoughts of rape and murder and violence and...oh, you can figure it out.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 22:11 No. 12680
>>12679
Every would-be rapist and murderer is supposed to give themselves away through thought? This is her security? No wonder Koishi closed her eye.
2012/06/27 (Wed) 22:48 No. 12681
>>12680
Among other things, yeah. What's wrong with that?
2012/06/28 (Thu) 17:21 No. 12779
Water your monster daily.
2012/06/28 (Thu) 23:03 No. 12805
>>12779
But don't over-water it. That would be bad.
2012/06/29 (Fri) 04:06 No. 12824
>>12805
Very bad indeed.
2012/06/29 (Fri) 12:52 No. 12866
Do you think she'd join PETA?
2012/06/30 (Sat) 13:58 No. 12933
Satori’s hair is too long. She wants to cut it.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 13:58 No. 12934
Oops. Went a bit too short there. Well, no way now but further.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 13:59 No. 12935
THIS WAS OUR ONLY CHOICE. DON’T MAKE THAT FACE.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 14:16 No. 12936
He approves this hairstyle.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 19:26 No. 12952
Some people don't like short-haired Satori. I do.
Actually, I like pretty much any and all Satori.

Except if she has a penis.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 19:43 No. 12959
>>12952
What about Neko... uh, NEET... Satori?
2012/06/30 (Sat) 20:01 No. 12966
>>12959
Canon Satori is NEET.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 22:10 No. 12975
Open door, see this.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 22:11 No. 12976
What do?
2012/06/30 (Sat) 22:16 No. 12979
>>12975
Chew her out for stealing one of my shirts.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 22:34 No. 12981
>>12976
Freak out about Satori being real.
Then question her about my sheets and why she's here and stuff.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 22:59 No. 12984
>>12981
Does it matter why she appears before you?

She’s there, you have a clean shot. Why do you hesitate?
2012/06/30 (Sat) 23:12 No. 12985
>>12984
Of course it matters. I'm not some prudish oaf that launches himself at the any pretty girl he sees the second he sees them. I'm not a gentleman or anything, but I can at least try not to be terrible.
2012/06/30 (Sat) 23:18 No. 12987
>>12985
>girl
I see no girl here. Only a monster in need of extermination.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 00:04 No. 12991
>>12987
Yes, yes, I know you're nuts.
Luckily, I'm not.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 01:07 No. 12994
>>12975
First, ask in my mind whether she's a cosplayer or an actual satori. Be surprised if she answers at all.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 01:18 No. 12997
>>12994
...good thinking.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 02:06 No. 12999
>>12994
If she was real, I would go get the shotgun.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 02:07 No. 13000
And then nab YAF with it if he showed up trying to hunt her.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 03:11 No. 13001
>>12999
That's not a shotgun.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 04:55 No. 13003
>>13001
It's a rifle, since Satori probably has better eyesight than I do.

Although all things considered, I doubt she'd need it.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 10:26 No. 13015
>>13000
You cannot kill the messiah!
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:33 No. 13033
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:33 No. 13034
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:33 No. 13035
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:34 No. 13036
Satorin overdrive engaged.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:35 No. 13037
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:35 No. 13038
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:36 No. 13039
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:36 No. 13040
2012/07/01 (Sun) 16:37 No. 13041
2012/07/01 (Sun) 18:34 No. 13045
>>13039
>Satori918.jpg
Please tell me these numbers actually correspond to the number of pictures you possess.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 18:43 No. 13049
13048

>>13045
Why, yes, they do. The one in your post has just become number one thousand, two hundred and forty-two
2012/07/01 (Sun) 18:55 No. 13051
>>13049
...wow. That's a lot of Satori.
2012/07/01 (Sun) 19:04 No. 13052
>>13049
You have me beat there.
2012/07/02 (Mon) 04:49 No. 13067
2012/07/02 (Mon) 04:54 No. 13068
2012/07/02 (Mon) 10:14 No. 13079
>>13068
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
2012/07/02 (Mon) 10:29 No. 13080
>>13079
Why is she wearing weird contacts?
2012/07/02 (Mon) 19:46 No. 13103
Why there be monsters in my cups?
2012/07/02 (Mon) 21:57 No. 13104
>>13103
The best part of waking up is Satori in your cup!
2012/07/05 (Thu) 10:12 No. 13305
Satoris > magicians > bunnies > fairies > kappa > bird youkai > tengu
2012/07/05 (Thu) 10:14 No. 13306
I forgot vampires. Those go dead last.
2012/07/05 (Thu) 10:16 No. 13307
Oni are on another level entirely.
2012/07/05 (Thu) 10:30 No. 13308
What about celestials?
2012/07/05 (Thu) 10:40 No. 13309
>>13308
Celestials aren't youkai.
2012/07/05 (Thu) 10:59 No. 13310
And I guess ghosts should go in there somewhere.
2012/07/05 (Thu) 11:24 No. 13311
>>13309
Neither human nor animal. Ergo, monsters.
2012/07/05 (Thu) 15:13 No. 13316
Celestials are just really old hippies.
2012/07/05 (Thu) 19:29 No. 13324
>>13305
Don't talk shit about mah tengus.
2012/07/06 (Fri) 10:49 No. 13392
Why is she such a granny?
2012/07/06 (Fri) 21:36 No. 13429
SHE’LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR HEART
2012/07/06 (Fri) 22:20 No. 13430
But she already has my heart, blood and all.
2012/07/06 (Fri) 22:32 No. 13431
>>13429
Gross. Unless you have tea for blood or something, I doubt that.
2012/07/06 (Fri) 22:56 No. 13432
>>13431
My blood is hatred. My flesh is violence. My skin is justice.
2012/07/07 (Sat) 00:34 No. 13433
>>13432
Yeah, she definitely wouldn't want to drink liquified hatred. She'd had enough of that, thanks.
2012/07/07 (Sat) 05:42 No. 13453
>>13432
So let me get this straight. You're saying you've been flayed?
2012/07/07 (Sat) 11:46 No. 13467
>>13433
>Satori in a kimono
Yes. A thousand time yes.
I like when those modern touhous are drawn with an "feodal Japan"-like feeling.
2012/07/07 (Sat) 17:43 No. 13483
>>13467
It's nice, right?
2012/07/07 (Sat) 18:05 No. 13485
>>13483
YES!
2012/07/07 (Sat) 19:15 No. 13489
>>13485
Yes.
2012/07/07 (Sat) 22:02 No. 13497
Nope. No kimono for a monster. Nor clothes of any kind.
2012/07/07 (Sat) 23:35 No. 13498
>>13497
Quiet, you brute. Satori can wear what Satori wants.
2012/07/08 (Sun) 03:28 No. 13506
>>13498
That's quite a quality hand on Orin there.
2012/07/08 (Sun) 06:38 No. 13514
>>13506
Ryukishi would be proud.
2012/07/08 (Sun) 07:11 No. 13516
>>13506
You're supposed to be to distracted by Satori being pretty to notice Orin's fused-together fingers.
2012/07/08 (Sun) 17:54 No. 13582
Would you a hippie Satori?
2012/07/09 (Mon) 12:11 No. 13610
Guess not.
2012/07/09 (Mon) 17:43 No. 13624
>>13610

I'd any Satori. Even the one on that picture right there. I'd even her third eye, given the chance.
2012/07/10 (Tue) 11:21 No. 13663
>>13624
2012/07/10 (Tue) 12:56 No. 13666
She's gonna screw up that guitar, playing in the rain like that.
2012/07/11 (Wed) 18:50 No. 13776
I wonder when I should get to work on that aftersatory. I’ve been writing a hell of a lot lately. I probably deserve a vacation.
2012/07/11 (Wed) 18:53 No. 13779
Satori being held by his master
2012/07/11 (Wed) 19:04 No. 13780
>>13779
I think you are confused.
2012/07/11 (Wed) 20:58 No. 13781
>>13780
I told you I need vacation.
2012/07/13 (Fri) 15:14 No. 13888
Ah, to live a forbidden love.
2012/07/13 (Fri) 15:15 No. 13889
Of human and youkai.
2012/07/13 (Fri) 15:18 No. 13890
Does it not inspire?
2012/07/13 (Fri) 16:02 No. 13896
>>13890
It does—inspire hate and rage. To the monstrous, retribution.
2012/07/13 (Fri) 18:55 No. 13907
>>13890
Doesn't it, though?
2012/07/14 (Sat) 01:36 No. 13939
Mind reader or cyclops? You decide.
2012/07/14 (Sat) 02:15 No. 13944
>>13939
Mind reader. Satori has three eyes.
2012/07/14 (Sat) 16:46 No. 13952
>>13944
>petting a monster

RAGE! RAGE!
2012/07/14 (Sat) 17:17 No. 13955
>>13952
Stop that. You'll scare the poor thing.
2012/07/15 (Sun) 01:38 No. 13965
RAAAAGE!
2012/07/15 (Sun) 01:40 No. 13966
>>13965
2012/07/15 (Sun) 01:45 No. 13968
>>13965
THAT ISN’T SATORI, WHAT THE HELL

WHY IS THERE TENSHI IN MY SATORI FOLDER
2012/07/15 (Sun) 01:45 No. 13969
>>13965
Watchu mad at homes
2012/07/16 (Mon) 14:16 No. 14087
>>13969
MAD AT PEOPLES BEING MAD THAT’S WHAT

HERE MONSTER
2012/07/17 (Tue) 20:23 No. 14103
What would a mind reader need cat ears for?
2012/07/17 (Tue) 21:12 No. 14104
>>14103
To better hear your thoughts, dearie.
2012/07/17 (Tue) 21:18 No. 14105
>>14104
What would a mind reader need big breasts for?
2012/07/17 (Tue) 23:20 No. 14107
>>14103
To look cute.
2012/07/20 (Fri) 13:58 No. 14175
>>14107
And why would a monster need to do THAT?
2012/07/20 (Fri) 17:26 No. 14181
Why indeed? I wonder if she dolls herself up alone, at home.


Probably not, but it's fun to imagine.
2012/07/20 (Fri) 17:26 No. 14182
2012/07/21 (Sat) 02:52 No. 14211
>>14175
>>14181
All girls want to look cute from time to time. Even Satori, though she'll probably never admit it.
2012/07/21 (Sat) 16:14 No. 14223
>>14181
It is kind of fun to imagine, actually. Stupidly miserable, but fun.

Barman? There’s a monster in my drink!
2012/07/21 (Sat) 21:59 No. 14227
Speaking of Satori dressing up.
2012/07/22 (Sun) 14:20 No. 14240
u want pray gaem
2012/07/22 (Sun) 18:18 No. 14245
What wizardry is that?
2012/07/22 (Sun) 18:57 No. 14246
>>14245
MADNESS!
2012/07/22 (Sun) 19:39 No. 14247
>>14246
I refuse to follow that up.
2012/07/22 (Sun) 20:48 No. 14249
>>14247
You will never reach our shores alive!
2012/07/22 (Sun) 22:02 No. 14250
>>14247
>>14249
Oh, I’m sorry. You were thinking of something else, weren’t you. Oops. Here’s some canonically-sized Satoriboobs as recompense.
2012/07/22 (Sun) 22:07 No. 14251
>>14250
I still can't wrap my head around this.
Satori with boobs. How does that even work?
2012/07/22 (Sun) 22:49 No. 14252
>>14251
Canonically.
2012/07/23 (Mon) 00:19 No. 14253
Where did the other nights go? Is it still day?
2012/07/23 (Mon) 03:02 No. 14256
>>14253
It turns out that one of Satori's pets (not pictured) was a shark.

And I'm sure you know about the Nanaya family's record with sharks in indoor areas.
2012/07/23 (Mon) 03:42 No. 14257
>>14252
But Satori is tiny and cute and weak! Large breasts don't inspire cuteness, tininess, or weakness!
2012/07/23 (Mon) 11:14 No. 14264
>>14253
It is always night in Satori’s halls…

An endless night in Satori’s halls,
A silent wish in her tiny arms,
A pang of guilt as one recalls,
In front of you, a monster sprawls.

2012/07/24 (Tue) 01:17 No. 14275
Did you say... chocolate?
2012/07/24 (Tue) 04:58 No. 14277
>>14275
Gross. And impossible.
2012/07/24 (Tue) 07:36 No. 14278
>>14275
Sorry, what? The detached sleeves distracted me.
2012/07/25 (Wed) 10:52 No. 14284
So I was just farting around on IRC the other day, talking about how much I hate Satori and would adore to DRINK THE BLOOD FROM HER HEART, when the next day, a smug-ass drawfriend gives me this.

Fuckin’ drawfriends.
2012/07/25 (Wed) 15:38 No. 14285
Lucky bastard.
2012/07/25 (Wed) 18:02 No. 14286
>>14284
Oh YAF, you're so adorably bipolar.
2012/07/25 (Wed) 18:23 No. 14287
Someone wanted more chocolate?

>>14286
Bipolar? I’ll END you.
2012/07/25 (Wed) 18:43 No. 14288
>>14287
Oh, no you won't.
You're all talk.
2012/07/25 (Wed) 18:55 No. 14289
>>14288
Come over and say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
2012/07/29 (Sun) 23:34 No. 14343
What if I happen to know karate, and also happen to be seven feet tall and wearing full-body ceramic plate armor?

You never can tell on the Internet.
2012/07/30 (Mon) 05:15 No. 14344
>>14343
I tried googling ceramic. I found this.
Why would you wear an armour made of porcelain?
2012/07/30 (Mon) 05:39 No. 14345
If I forget my picture, there's no point in posting at all.
2012/07/30 (Mon) 06:02 No. 14346
>>14344
>>14345
Not that kind of ceramic. Boron-carbide ceramic, the stuff they make modern military armor inset plates out of. The stuff can block rifle bullets.
2012/07/30 (Mon) 11:28 No. 14348
>>14346
Up to what caliber?
2012/07/30 (Mon) 21:12 No. 14352
>>14348

Depends, but even the thin stuff can easily stop handgun rounds, while the military grade plates can stop armor-piercing assault rifle rounds at even short (but not point blank) range.

'course, no form of body armor will protect you from anti-material weapons, but that's life.

Pic relates to how silly I find this conversation.
2012/07/30 (Mon) 21:16 No. 14353
>>14352
It’s anti-materiel.

Also, my fists are made of mandamantium. They’re stronger than bullets.
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:20 No. 14419
Come, touch me
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:20 No. 14420
Like I’m an ordinary girl
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:21 No. 14421
Without blood on her hands
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:22 No. 14422
Have a look in my eyes
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:23 No. 14423
Underneath my skin there is violence
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:25 No. 14424
Got a knife in its hands
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:25 No. 14425
Ready to make
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:26 No. 14426
Ready to make
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:26 No. 14427
Ready to make sense of
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:27 No. 14428
anyone
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:27 No. 14429
anything
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:28 No. 14430
anyone
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:28 No. 14431
anything
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:30 No. 14432
Black holes living in the side of your face
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:30 No. 14433
Razor wire spinning around your round your round your
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:31 No. 14434
blistering sky
2012/08/03 (Fri) 19:31 No. 14435
blistering sky
2012/08/06 (Mon) 13:24 No. 14545
Satoris for all tastes.
2012/08/06 (Mon) 13:24 No. 14546
2012/08/06 (Mon) 13:29 No. 14547
It all depends on how much Satori you can handle.
2012/08/06 (Mon) 13:49 No. 14548
>>14547
ONE OR A THOUSAND, I WILL KILL THEM ALL
2012/08/06 (Mon) 23:30 No. 14558
>>14548
A thousand?
You'd smother.
2012/08/07 (Tue) 12:47 No. 14561
Voy perdiendo
2012/08/07 (Tue) 12:48 No. 14562
perdiendo
2012/08/07 (Tue) 12:52 No. 14563
Voy perdiendo el suelo
2012/08/09 (Thu) 18:31 No. 14574
New thread tiem yet?
2012/08/09 (Thu) 19:41 No. 14575
God damn, how has this been going on for seven threads? Satori is mighty.
2012/08/09 (Thu) 21:35 No. 14576
If you can't singlehandedly power at least five imagedumps of your favorite Touhou on short notice, can you really say they're your favorite?
2012/08/09 (Thu) 22:11 No. 14577
>>14576
She ain’t even in my top 5, nigga.
2012/08/09 (Thu) 22:16 No. 14578
>>14577
Same for me!
2012/08/09 (Thu) 22:24 No. 14579
>>14577
You liar.
2012/08/10 (Fri) 01:44 No. 14580
>>14579
This is my top 5:

1) Reimu
2) Mokou
3) Kaguya
4) Akyu
5) Keine

See any Satoris there? No? Well, what a surprise.