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7208 No. 7208
Hey, I'm just putting some stories about YOU, the reader, can engage in sexual escapades with the Touhou gang. I hope what I write will give you a fucking boner.


"Cut it out already!"

As usual, Yukari Yakumo had come over to visit her favorite shrine maiden, Reimu Hakurei.

Reimu had called you over for some tea, but Yukari decided to interrupt your time with Reimu to have some fun.

"Oh, come now. Why can't I come and see my little Reimu?" Yukari smiled and draped herself all over her.

"I have company and you're embrassing him! Can't you go and visit Yuyuko?" Reimu huffed.

"I can visit Yuyuko anytime," Yukari waved her hand dismissively. "Besides, I bet your friend is enjoying this."

You notice Yukari is looking at you in a strange way.

"Well, I-" Reimu cuts you off.

"No, he's not! And if you don't get going, I'll purify you!" Reimu tried to release herself from Yukari's grip.

"Go ahead," Yukari's smile turned into a lusty grin. "Purify me..." She kissed Reimu passionately.

Reimu pulled away in shock and disgust. "ACK! HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!" She stood up, her hands clenched in anger. "You've gone too far-"

Suddenly, Yukari snapped her fingers and a gap opened under Reimu. "Let's take this somewhere else, shall we?"

Reimu fell in, screaming. A tentacle drags you in as well.


You moan and try to regain your senses. You can hear sounds.

"N-no! Stop!"

"Stop what? I'm just helping you to relax~"

You open your eyes to see Reimu sitting on Yukari's lap, her hands tied together by one of Yukari's tentacles, no doubt. Yukari herself is mostly nude, save for the strange piece of clothing with a dildo sticking out covering her groin.

You stare at Reimu's nubile body. Her supple breasts, her slim figure, her lusicious armpits... You've dreamed of her nude every night, but not like this.

"Beautiful, isn't she?" Yukari smiles seductively at you. "Do you want her?"

Reimu's eyes widen in horror. "DON'T LOOK AT ME!" She closes her eyes in shame.

"You know you want her," Yukari can read you like a book. She thrust her fake-penis into Reimu's anal gate, causing Reimu to moan softly.

"I'll let you have her pussy~" Yukari licks her lips as she spread Reimu's lower lips apart.

You can stand no more. You must have HER.

You stand up and walk towards Reimu with a burning fire in your loins.

"No! Don't come near me! STOP!"

Reimu's protests are nothing to you as you grab her breasts and began to play with them.

Yukari begins to nibble on her ear as you begin to suck on her breasts. Reimu's moans and cries are music to your ears.

You pull away from her breasts for a moment and place your tongue near her armpit. Her sexy armpit was finally at your grasp.

You take a long and slow lick at her armpit. Reimu lets out a loud whimper. You had finally tasted paradise.

Yukari giggles at you as you keep tasting Reimu's armpits. "UGH! That's disgusting! Stop it!" Reimu shouted at you.

"Oh, my. You sure are an interesting person," Yukari jokes as you retract your tongue from Reimu's armpit. "Are you ready to stick your thing into Reimu's maidenhood?"

"NOOO! DON'T DO IT!" Reimu's eyes widen in horror. "DON'T TAKE MY VIRGINITY!"

"Oh, relax. I'll just use one of my gaps to lead his cock into my womb~" Yukari assured her as she summoned a small gap onto Reimu's vagina.

You feel your erection grow and grow as you can't take it anymore.

You plunge your penis into the gap as you grab Reimu's legs to leverage.

"Oooh~" Yukari moaned as she felt your cock inside her. "That feels good."

Reimu's pants drive you to thrust harder and faster as Yukari keeps doing the same to her asshole.

"This is great, isn't it Reimu~" Yukari breathes into her ear.

Reimu was in a world of her own, her eyes glazed and sweat covering her body.

You feel your climax coming as you drive your cock deeper into the gap and come inside.

Yukari cries out as semen gushes out from her cunt, seeping from her strap-on. Reimu screams as psuedo-cum rushes inside her ass.

You and Yukari collapse upon the already exausted Reimu, panting heavily.


You suddenly find yourself back at the shrine. Reimu and Yukari are dressed again.

"Was it good for you?" Yukari asked you, giving you a small wink.

"Yukari...." Reimu growled as she brought out her beads.

"Uh-oh~ I've overstayed my welcome again~" Yukari opened up a gap and went inside it. "Until next time."

"AND DON'T COME BACK!" Reimu screamed after her as she stomped her foot onto the floor.

You began to sneak away, but before you could do that, Reimu turned around and glared at you.

"And where do YOU think you're going?" She stormed toward you, grabbing a paddle off the shelf.

You gulped as Reimu looms over you with the paddle. This did NOT look good for you.

No. 7209
....I came. Sort of.
No. 7210
Needs a bit more description.
No. 7211
The storytelling was bare bones, just a statement of consecutive events with barely any description of neither emotion, enviroment or action. While I do appreciate the effort to a degree, the writer should expend a bit of effort reading how good writers do it. Also, chracterisation felt off, personality, where it was sketched at all, was paper thin. There was no attempt at including any sense of tastefullness, whether it be in content or layout. (Hint, do not use excessive capitalisation, it hurts.)
No. 7220
What... I... How... I DON'T EVEN
No. 7237
If you do it right, you should have a little more than one line per break.
No. 12459
i need more pictures of this sort.
No. 12462
"NOOO! DON'T DO IT!" Reimu's eyes widen in horror. "DON'T WRITE ME OUT OF CHARACTER!"
No. 12464
> I hope what I write will give you a fucking boner.

I didn't feel anything. It was just that bad.