"Mrr." You're awakened by the feeling of another person slipping into your futon. It's a cold winter night, and they're probably doing it to gain your warmth. Which would be totally okay. If it didn't always result in them taking all of the blankets.
So you kick them out. Literally. With your foot.
"Muuuuu~," whines a voice. "But it's cold!"
And you don't care. Not one bit. It's warm in here, and damned if you're going to let anyone steal your blankets. Or let all the warmth out.
A minute or two passes. Then they try to get into your futon again. You force them out with your foot again. Your foot hitting their cold skin is unpleasant. What would be more unpleasant would be them trying to cuddle up to you with as cold as they feel like they are.
"Why do you have to be so mean to me?" she says.
"Mrr," you respond, only willing to grunt. Go away, girl, it's cold, you're cold, don't go stealin' my warmth.
"Tewi stole my blankets and everything. It's cold out here."
"D'n care. Go 'way."
"I just want to be warm." She pauses. "Can I sleep with you?"
"No. Y'always steal th' blankets. G'way."
"An' dn' be startin' that 'muuu~' crap n' me. I ain't moved."
"Mrgrgr?" she replies, hopefully.
"Come back when you've betrayed everyone who ever believed in you. Do it, oh, 60,000 times or so."
"But I'm cold now!"
"And I told you that I don't care."
"But I'll sleep with you..."
"I already told you that that ain't happening. You steal blankets, girl."
"No, no. I mean... I'll sleep with you... in the other sense."
You crack open one bleary eye to spy a girl, framed by the falling snow outside, rabbit ears and pale purple hair lit by the moon, red eyes lit by their own strange luminescence. She's blushing and averting those eyes from you, and she's only dressed in a half-open button-down shirt and panties. Either she actually sleeps like this, or she's trying to manipulate you subtly. But then again, you've never really known Reisen to be particularly subtle.
[ ] She looks cold... [ ] Nope! My blankets. Go away, girl. [ ] Write-in.
>>34785 I'd planned for it to be a faceless male, but I suppose if you want it to be a 2hu I can totally do that. That said, this needs to be chosen before the next update. So, uh, I suppose, vote for the 2hu you'd like to be or if you're in favor of faceless male (in which case name suggestions are always welcome.)