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151591 No. 151591
“Hey, Medi! You wanna come with us?”

“Huh?”

“I think you should come with us!”

“Well-”

“What I'm saying is, you should come with us!”

“Uh...”

“Come with us!”

“Um. Okay!”

With a glance and an exchange of nods between her and her companion, the two dolls float their way over to you.

“Welcome to the team, squirt!” you hear Yuugi say, eliciting a brief scowl from your little friend. Seemingly unfazed by it, intentionally ignoring it, or simply not noticing it, she continues speaking. “Can't really hold ya, see, but feel free to grab on anywhere!”

“Or I could hold you, if you want.” you offer, holding your arms out as if to demonstrate.

For a moment, Medicine's face seems to take on a faintly purplish hue, though you suspect it's just a trick of the light.
Offering no more sign of agreement beyond the slightest of nods, she positions herself in front of you and looks at you uncertainly. At first, you wonder if she was having second thoughts, but you quickly realize that the problem is not of whether or not she wants to go along with your idea, but how it's supposed to work.

With the way Yuugi's arm is looped around your body, your upper and lower halves can do little more than dangle from the Oni's arm. Hardly a posture that lends itself to holding onto someone else. Still, you are not one to be defeated by such petty obstacles as that!

With a little bit of direction, you get Medicine to turn herself so her back is facing you, bring your arms forward and around her waist, and pull her in towards you as closely as physically possible. Tilting your head to the side just enough to avoid having a mouthful of hair, blonde strands brush against your neck and cheek as a distinctly sweet-yet-bitter smell tickles your nostrils.

“Is this okay, Medi? It's not too uncomfortable, is it?”

“H-huh? Uh, ah, yeah! I mean, no! Er, yeah! ...it's fine!” she replies, alternating between nodding and shaking her head.

From somewhere just above, you think you hear a slight snicker from Yuugi, but you barely notice it.
What you do notice is the sudden sensation of something lightly yet firmly smacking into the side of your head. From out of the corner of your eye, you see Su-san plopping herself down upon your shoulder.

“Comfortable, Su-saaaAAAAAAAAA?!” you attempt to ask of your passenger, but find your words turning into a barely-controlled yell as a sudden jolt followed by the sight of the ground falling away from you gives you the distinct impression that you're moving. Quite quickly, in fact, in an upward direction.

You're flying.

Though not your first experience in assisted flight, the feeling of the air against your face gives you an impression of speed that makes your flight with Tenshi feel like a leisurely stroll by comparison.
In an instant, your group manages to not only catch up with Tenshi and Parsee, but completely overtake them. Though you only caught a glimpse of them as you zipped by, you think you saw a definite look of shock and surprise at least one of their faces.

“Ha! They better pick up the pace!” Yuugi laughs.

Looking back towards the ground, you see rooftop after rooftop passing by beneath you as you find yourselves already over the city. Dotting the lantern-lit streets, the city's residents look almost like ants as they move about.
Tiny little ants.
Tiny, little, drunken ants. With horns.

Horns, and the ability to grow larger.
Oni can do that, right? Grow larger?
You think they must, because they appear the be doing it right now, the not-quite-so-tiny ants suddenly looking a bit bigger than they did a moment ago.

Then again, so does the street they're walking upon.
And the rooftops.

Briefly pondering this, you come to a sudden and alarming realization.
Buildings don't suddenly get bigger.
Neither do streets, for that matter.
Oni...well, you think the jury is still out on that one. Even if they can, you have a sinking suspicion that is not the case, at this time.
You also have a suspicion that you are, well, sinking.
Descending.
Falling.

As quickly as the ground had first retreated from you, you now see it rushing back up to greet you; your old friend, gravity, reminding you that it is still quite functional.

Were it not for the feeling of Yuugi's arm still wrapped tightly around your waist, you might be inclined to indulge the little part of your brain that tells you to panic when you find yourself rapidly falling towards the ground in a seemingly uncontrolled semi-vertical drop. Fortunately, you do not.

Still, though you manage to refrain from screaming in terror as you plunge towards the cold, hard ground below, you wonder if you should at least say something on the matter.


[ ] Yeah.

[ ] Nah.
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>> No. 153718
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>>153716
Without love it cannot be seen?
>> No. 153720
[x] Mouth.
>> No. 153725
>>153704

Hey, dear writer, >>153637 here. Just making sure I'm voting for mouth.
>> No. 153726
[x]Upper Hull
>> No. 153731
>>153697
"Thermal Exhaust Port" is also associated with the Death Star, and how it "BLEW UP" after being "Hit".
>> No. 153732
>>153731

Exactly. And when you're talking about trying to blow up her "core" by firing your "proton torpedo" down that narrow shaft, the innuendo doesn't quite work so well if what you're talking about is her nostrils.

Unless, you know, you're into that sorta thing.
>> No. 153733
>>153732
Well, there are only three, maybe four things "Thermal Exhaust Port" can be, and Mouth/Nose are only two of those options. Sadly though, this is not an /at/ story, so the other two options will remain unmentioned for the moment.
>> No. 153740
Calling it.

Don't feel bad if your choice didn't win. I'm making a note of the results, and there's no telling how they might influence your actions in the future.
Or the actions of others...


>>153733
>Sadly though, this is not an /at/ story

"Sadly"? If this were an /at/ story, I doubt I would have made it past the third thread before burning out from trying to make each sex scene more ridiculous than the last, and by that point the whole thing would have already become little more than one long "Aristocrats" joke, anyway.

Not that I'm completely opposed to the idea...
Diddle the Raunchy Touhou, featuring Lily White: Coming in Spring 2017!
>> No. 153783
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153783
>>153740
... I wonder, if you were to do this, would we see the return of the Spanish Rabbit!?
>> No. 153813
Yeah, good ol spanish rabbit:
>'Que'

And whatever happened to that Robot Alice... wait, was it a robot? I can't really remember right now. Speaking of which, I'm itching for another talk radio show. Bring it on!
>> No. 153831
Well, it looks like I'll finally have time to get this damn update done tonight.

On a semi-related note, I would like to congratulate >>153706 for predicting the shit-on-fan action that has occurred over the past few days.


>>153783
>would we see the return of the Spanish Rabbit!?

I would say that's about as likely as a return of Sheep Mokou in such a thing.
Take that as you will.


>>153813
>And whatever happened to that Robot Alice... wait, was it a robot?

Was it?

As for another radio short, I actually had an idea for one a while ago, but forgot what it was before I had a chance to write it down. Still, if the mood strikes me and I have the time, I wouldn't mind trying to hammer something out.
>> No. 153834
>>153831
HARDCORE SHIT-ON-FAN ACTION
>> No. 153892
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153892
A faint yet audible squeak is the only sound Medicine makes as you gently press your lips to her forehead, poison-laced strands of blonde hair tickling your nose. Lingering there for only a brief moment, you pull back and smile at the girl in your arms.

“Thanks, Medi.”

Ahh, um...s'okay.” she replies quietly, looking away from you as the pinkish-purplish color of her cheeks rapidly spreads to the rest of her face. Beginning to squirm in your arms again, you wonder if you've made her uncomfortable. Bending down, you gently set Medicine on the ground, hesitantly releasing her as you notice her unsteadily swaying. Despite your questioning if she would rather you continue holding her, she hurriedly mumbles something that vaguely sounds like an assurance that she was fine and that such a thing was unnecessary.

Or, at least, that's what you think 'uhmnonothasokayI'mokayokay' was supposed to mean.

Though you are not completely convinced, especially not with the way smoke appeared to be once again pouring out of her head, you do not press the matter further.

Rising back up, you try to look back over towards where the others were, but are stopped by a sudden tugging sensation on your ear.

“Hey, now, I didn't forget about you, Su-san!” you say, turning your head to address the little, floating doll staring at you.

Arms folded across her chest, she tilts her head to one side. The very image of dignified impatience, you can practically hear the unspoken 'Yes, and...?' her posture is clearly meant to convey.

“I'd have been in big trouble if you hadn't been there. Thanks.” you say, with genuine gratitude, even if you can't say for certain about exactly what she did without being able to understand her. All you need to know is she did something, and that's enough for you.

For a moment, Su-san simply floats there, unreadable as always. As she continues to stare at you, you begin to wonder if she was satisfied with such a simple expression of gratitude. Even you have to question if it wasn't lacking something. She did help save your life, after all. In fact, she may have been as important a factor in that as Medicine was. Shouldn't it follow that she receive a similar sign of your appreciation?

You don't know if you've even been the sort who makes strange faces when they get an idea, but from the way Su-san was now slowly backing away from you, you get the distinct impression that she's picked up on what you're thinking.

“Aw, come on! I'm not going to bite you, or anything!”

Arms still crossed, she sharply turns away from you. Could the little doll speak, you have no doubt that the motion would be accompanied by an indignant 'humph'. Curiously, though, you notice that she is not moving any further away from you.

“Su-san~.” you say, trying to coax a response from her.

She does not move.

“Suuu-saaaan~!” you say again, a little more sweetly.

Again, no response, aside from a slight twitch.

“Suuuu-saaaaaaaaaaaaaan~!” you say once more, trying to sound nice but having it come out as more of a pitiful whine.

The little doll visible cringes, though you can't tell if it's due to the repetition of her name, or your delivery. Regardless, it accomplishes your objective of getting her to do something other than pretending to ignore you.

Without turning to look at you, Su-san unfolds her arms and thrusts one in your direction, leaving the other to fall to her side. Palm facing downward, she angles her hand in such a way that the back of it points directly at you.

At first, you're not sure what to make of the gesture, but it slowly begins to dawn on you what she was waiting for. The more you thought about it, and the longer you watched her, it was all too clear what she wanted you to do.

And you weren't going to do it.

“Well, okay, then.” you say, turning away from the little doll in front of you. “Let's go see what all the commotion is about. Okay, Medi?”

“H-huh? Uh, um...h'okay.” your little friend replies, the smoke wafting from her head now little more than a few thin, pinkish wisps.

As you begin to walk towards the source of the cursing and grunting that continued to echo off of the cave walls, you pay no attention to the little doll you had no doubt was now following you in huff. Not when you feel an increasingly insistent tugging on the back of your head, nor even when hair-pulling gives way to what you can only assume are the blows of little fists and shoes.

You're not the only one who can play the 'pretend to ignore you' game you think to yourself.
As dickish as it may make you feel to suddenly ignore your tiny rescuer, especially when you were thanking her for said rescue, you also feel it is somewhat dickish to not accept an honest display of gratitude in an equally honest manner.

Or whatever the female equivalent of 'dickish' happens to be.
You've never really been clear on that.

Regardless of the label given to it, you feel that if you were to give her anything, it would be nice if she did not make a display of looking as if she did not want it, even if she really did. Not only does it strike you as being somewhat impolite, but it is also more than a little confusing.

Therefore, you believe the only proper course of action is to not give her what she wants until she can have the decency to make it look like she actually wants it! Truly, it is a simple and straightforward idea that you feel cannot possibly blow up in your face.
Blow into your face, perhaps, not unlike a cloud of poison, but not up.

Not unless some of the stuff your toxic little friends are packing happens to be combustible, at least.

As you draw closer to the rest of your group, the one-doll assault on the back of your skull finally relents, and you begin to clearly see what you had already guessed.

Rolling around on the ground in front of you, each girl struggling to break free of the headlock the other had them in, was Tenshi and Parsee.

“Hey, kiddo.” Yuugi asks casually, as she intently watches the struggle in front of her. “Still alive?”

“Yeah, I am.” you say in a similarly casual manner.


[ ] “...no thanks to you.

[ ] “...what did I miss?”

[ ] “...who's winning?”

[ ] “...you've got some bridge on you.”
>> No. 153895
[X] “...you've got some bridge on you.”

A lady needs to know when she is in any way improper, even if she is a boisterous drunk with severe boundary issues and complete disregard for personal property.
>> No. 153897
[x] “...you've got some bridge on you.”

This is win. Still feel kinda bad about snubbing Su though.
>> No. 153898
[X] “...you've got some bridge on you.”
>> No. 153899
[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”

Magical combining votes
>> No. 153900
[X] “...you've got some bridge on you.”
>> No. 153902
>And you weren't going to do it.

Why.
>> No. 153903
>>153902
Would it help if I told you not to worry?
>> No. 153905
[x] “...what did I miss?”
>> No. 153907
[ ] y g g y [ ] y y , g
>> No. 153908
[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”

Sounds like a good combo to me.
>> No. 153910
>>153892
>you gently press your lips to her forehead

I'm sad. If her reaction to a kiss on the forehead was that srtong, imagine if mouth had won?

Just for curiosity, was Bridge the mouth or the nose?

[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”
>> No. 153911
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153911
We've got dolljoints, over.
>> No. 153916
>>153910
It could have been so strong that she could have reacted negatively. And stealing a young girl's first kiss in surprise like that? How dare you.
>> No. 153919
>>153916
>And stealing a young girl's first kiss in surprise like that? How dare you.

Bitches love forceful kisses.
>> No. 153924
[x] “...what did I miss?”

Where is Rikakos.
>> No. 153925
>>153903
YES


[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”
>> No. 153926
>>153924

She's dead, Jim. An unfortunate casualty of the Celestian War against the Troll WAAAGH!!. But worry no longer, for the sister will purge the pitiful creature from this system.

[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”
>> No. 153931
[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”
>> No. 153933
I haven't read this story since the oni discovered Medicine and got high off of her.
Holy shit, you guys are STILL underground? Has Yuuka just been dicking around outside all this time?
>> No. 153949
>>153933
I would not be surprised to find all the underground exits covered with impenetrable masses of flowers.

at which point Yuugi would make her own exit and we'd laugh and laugh
>> No. 153963
[x] “...you've got some bridge on you”
-[x] “but anyways, who's winning?”

>>153924

>Where is Rikakos.

Probably standing away from the two crazy women so she doesn't catch it. It's scientific!
>> No. 153964
>>153924

>Informing Medicine that it was now safe to let you go, she offers you a nod and relieved sigh in response, and allows you to drop to the ground below. Quickly surveying your surroundings, you spot Yuugi and Rikako just ahead, both standing with their backs to you. Before you can begin to wonder if they really were ignoring you, however, you realize the reason for their inattentiveness towards your plight most likely had something to do with the two shapes you saw rolling around on the ground in front of them.
>> No. 153967
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153967
“By the way, you've...uh...you've got some bridge on you.” you say, somewhat amazed at the surprising amount of splinters and bridge shrapnel that were peppering the oni's hair.

“Heh! Yep!” Yuugi replies, grinning. “That thing blew up good, didn't it?”

“I fully expect we will all be picking pieces of wood out of our hair for the next week.” you hear Rikako's voice chime in. “...among other places.”

Looking past Yuugi, you see the bespectacled scientist leaning with her back against the cave wall, grimacing at the at the fight playing out before her. In contrast to Rikako's expression of resigned disdain, Yuugi seems to regard the celestial-on-bridge-princess action as a fine form of entertainment. So much so, in fact, you halfway expect her to start cheering them on.

“Aw, c'mon! Don't just hold it! Ya gotta twist it around! No, the other way!”

...or heckle them with tips on how they could be fighting better.

“Hey! Don't just let her twist it around like that! All you gotta do is grab her by the- yeah! That's it!”

...both of them.

“So, uh...who's winning?” you ask, unable to tell who, if anyone, looked to be coming out on top of this fight. Then again, you're not entirely sure why they're even fighting like this, at all.

No lasers.
No magic bullets.
Not even a single flashy thingy.
Just two girls, on the ground, trying to twist the other's head off.

“Funny ya ask, it's been pretty close up to now.” Yuugi says, taking a break from her half-heckling, half-coaching to look at you. “I mean, the Celestial's got the strength advantage, but the Princess is pissed, so she's fighting harder. I'm kinda impressed she's kept up as well as she- hey! Come on! You gonna let her get away with that? Ya got teeth! Use them! No, not you, Princess! You're just gonna get-”

Hearing Yuugi's words a moment too late, you see Parsee attempt to bite Tenshi on the arm, only to suddenly gag and jerk her head back

“Yeah, that'll cost 'er.” Yuugi sighs. “Ya don't wanna do that.”

“Do what? Bite Tenshi?”

“Kinda. Anyone like her, really. Not something ya wanna get in your mouth.”

“Uh...what?”

“Celestials are naturally unpalatable to youkai.” Rikako explains, adjusting her glasses. “To be precise, their bodies are said to be toxic to youkai.”

“So, they're like poison?”

“Yeah, and not the fun kind.” Yuugi says with a smirk. “No buzz or anything, just the worst taste you can imagine, and then straight into all the pain and sickness and regret of the morning after. ...or so I heard.”

“And you just encouraged her to-” Rikako begins to say, only for Yuugi to cut her off.

“Hey, hey, whoa, I didn't mean for her to bite the Celestial, I meant the Celestial should bite her!”

“And you are encouraging this at all, because...?”

“It's fun?” Yuugi shrugs, brushing a few chunks of wood from her hair.


[ ] Rikako is right, we shouldn't be fighting each other right now!

( ) Stop them! By force, if necessary!
( ) Ignore them! It's time to get moving!

[ ] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!

( ) Cheer them! Do that thing to that guy!
( ) Heckle them! You hit like girls!



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>>153910
>Just for curiosity, was Bridge the mouth or the nose?

Nose.


>>153907
>[ ] y g g y [ ] y y , g

What.

>>153933
>Holy shit, you guys are STILL underground? Has Yuuka just been dicking around outside all this time?

Hey, we're kinda-almost-sorta out of it! We'll probably be out of it by the end of the next thread. Probably.

As for Yuuka, the next thread will also probably answer that question. Probably.

Unless, you know, the protagonist discovers his shoe is untied, and we proceed to have no less than three updates devoted solely to deciding exactly how he should go about re-tying them.
The wrong choice of knot will have dire consequences.
>> No. 153975
As much fun as watching two girls squirm around dealing clothing damage against one another in their bid to claw the other's eyes out... And I've got nothing.

[X] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!

Besides we still probably need Parsee to calm down so we can see if carrying pieces of her bridge works for her. Then again maybe Medi has a sedative they can use, (or Su-san if she isn't still pissed that we kinda snubbed her.)
>> No. 153977
[x] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
- (x) Cheer them! Do that thing to that guy!

Normally, I'd say to root for Tenshi, but she's kinda the aggressor here, so I'll settle for cheering for both sides equally.
>> No. 153980
[x] Rikako is right, we shouldn't be fighting each other right now!
-(x) Stop them! By force, if necessary!

All is fun and games until they start fighting topside. With Yuuka on the hunt, we need to avoid any... surface tension
>> No. 153982
[x] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
(x) Heckle them! You hit like girls!

It's like watching Tenshi try to throw rocks over here.
>> No. 153984
[ ] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
(x ) Cheer her! You can do it Tenshi!

Only the righteous trive.
>> No. 153988
[x] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
(x) Cheer them! Do that thing to that girl!
>> No. 153992
[ ] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
-(x) Cheer her! You can do it Tenshi!

We can pick?
>> No. 153995
[X] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
[x] Cheer her! You can do it Tenshi!

Remember, Teshi was just trying to help Parsee. She just rolled a critical fail on her Diplomacy roll. Like every other time she interacted with Parsee.

Also, with your warning of dire consequences, I take it Yuuka has not calmed down. Keeping a grudge for 22ish threads is...impressive. And a little scary.
>> No. 153999
[x] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
(x) Cheer them! Do that thing to that girl!

Let them vent it out here, who knows, we might see some clothes tearing yet.
>> No. 154006
[ ] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
-(x) Cheer her! You can do it Tenshi!
>> No. 154040
[x] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
--[x] Cheer them! Do that thing to that girl!
>> No. 154101
[X] Yuugi is right, this is pretty fun to watch!
(X) Heckle them! You hit like girls!
>> No. 154116
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154116
Well, the shitstorm has left the area sooner than expected, and tomorrow marks the beginning of a much-needed six day break from work.

It should be interesting to see what can be done in that time.
>> No. 154124
>>154116

Hooray!
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