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49613 No. 49613 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge MARISA KIRISAME. You're working for Patchy for a while. Your magic is based on LOVE and LASERS and STARS.

You got thrown out of the library to go do 'interesting things'. You've more or less managed it so far, what with the Kourindou and the Dinosaurs, and the Lasers, and Mokou dying, once, but it's only about lunchtime, and you aren't supposed to come back until a little after dinner. Well, you'll figure out something to fill the time.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 49978
>>49977
If the alternative is spending every minute of every day running around frantically trying to amuse Yukari then bring it on.
>> No. 49979
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49979
Stuff happened. It was pretty fun.
>> No. 49981
New Thread: >>49980


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46062 No. 46062 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
DERP WARS
Duuuuude, everything’s really pretty!

Featuring a brand new, freshly-painted and re-stuccoed fourth wall!

Why try and break cliché when you can follow it so hard that it breaks by itself?

Don’t get mad; get glad! And then make combustible lemonade.

Only you can prevent forest fires!
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>> No. 49806
[x] Princess Owen: 1 POW, 1 SPD, 1 FOC

Fuck the police! I want that sweet bonus content right now!
>> No. 49809
[x] Patchouli: 2 POW, 1 SPD, 3 FOC

Patchouli is love. Also, the thought of just how exactly we might accomplish our goal fills me with smiles.

Royal flaring a fairy isn't murder since they re-spawn, right?
>> No. 49904
[x] Princess Owen: 1 POW, 1 SPD, 1 FOC

Winter is coming, Owen.


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49257 No. 49257 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though you have constructed a tower elsewhere, without internal fixtures as yet, which you may or may not inhabit much. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of ninety nine vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, though effects may vary, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. You have the most important ingredient in stock, but it will all be useless after a few days, at most.

You have recently delivered a litter and dealt with related matters, as well as speaking to Keine who owns a possibly literal monster of a coffee machine, as well as Ran who you are currently sitting across a table from.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 49614
New Thread: >>49613
>> No. 49618
>>49612
>Alice unlikely to turn into a rape machine.
Hooray!
>> No. 49626
>>49612
Koumajou Densetsu Remilia, hell yes! Maybe Patchouli could slip into her KD'S clothes for the opening of the term too, to try to give an awesome impression?

That aside, yukkuris must clearly be prevented from slipping out. Bad enough that they would slip into non-magical world too, but the idea off those taking the appearance of important people here and reproducing threaten to break my mind.


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48888 No. 48888 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of one hundred vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. You have the most important ingredient in stock, but it will all be useless after a few days, at most.

You have spent some time taking care of business, followed by discovering Yukari's Meddlesome Amusement and making your initial response to that. Upon your return, you discovered the entry of a Yukkuri with what appears to be above average cognitive function, and its companion/wife. It seems they will be having a litter soon. You have no firm plans about them, but have already begun initial study, almost out of habit more than anything else. In any case, it seems like Sakuya will not let you throw her new pet out, at least.

Dinner has been served, and following it you are currently in deep thought, regarding a number of matters.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 49255
>>49254
Patchouli sleeps during the night, England time. We don't need to do anything special to prepare for this.
>> No. 49256
>>49255
I KNOW that. But if we don't start doing it soon, Patchouli will be a wreck once term starts. It's not the kind of thing you get used to in a single night. Especially not with the poor health Patchouli has.
>> No. 49258
New Thread: >>49257


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48562 No. 48562 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have a box of one hundred vials of Medication stored in the library to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand. Koakuma is currently collecting the most important ingredient, and you have no doubt she will return with it in abundance, though it will not all be indefinitely usable.

You have recently enjoyed a pleasant outing with Tewi, and Marisa, who tagged along, but for the moment you are looking to business. You are currently seated in a multi-ton monstrosity of a vehicle, modified by Kappa, on the grounds of Castle Hogwarts. Nobody is immediately present to greet you, and Tewi has not yet turned off the engine.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 48889
>>48885
You could have said
>The number of students would probably be so small that tutoring in person would be more efficient.
and gotten the same meaning across more concisely. Brevity is your friend.
>> No. 48890
Some unusual difficulty with things.

But new thread is at: >>48888
>> No. 48895
>>48881
>THIS SPACE NOW BELONGS TO ME!
Is it going to have a name? Something like Flandre's Facts?


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48400 No. 48400 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchurri.

You live in a hole in the ground beneath a tree, alone. You used to live with a big family, but not any more.

You were born weird. Unlike mommy and daddy and your siblings, your body was funny. Not pleasantly round, like theirs, and cute, but shaped like a human or not-human person, with short arms and legs. Mommy and Daddy had to talk in circles for a long time when you were born, before they decided to keep you. It was obvious they didn't like you as much, though, as while mommy would share her treasured Mr. Book with the others happily, even though they weren't very interested, she would only grudgingly let you look at it, and never touch. Their hesitance to rub-rub with you, or lick-lick to clean you up, was picked up quickly and imitated by your siblings. Toddling on your legs isn't easy, though, and you would fall down a lot, before you got the hang of it. You can't stretch-stretch up to get at high things, so you never got any tasty bird eggs. You tried to climb up a tree, once, but the bark came loose a little up and you fell. It was a long time before you could get up again, after that, and stumble back home after the others. It hurt. You haven't tried again. You can't puff-puff right either. You tried hard, but your cheeks just swell out and you don't get much bigger. You can't help chase off bigger animals like that.

Every time you failed at something your siblings could do so easily, they would laugh, and Mommy and Daddy would talk in circles again, each time longer than the last. After the time you fell from the tree, you just woke up in the morning to find them all gone, leaving you to uneasily fend for yourself, without telling you where they were going. It's hard not to resent them for it, though they're probably having a much easier time of things, not having to look out for you as well as themselves.

You like to think that, anyway. It makes it easier to convince yourself that those were someone else's mister ribbons you found, not long after, and torn to bits by some big, uneasy animal's teeth, while you were looking for tasty berries. You don't
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>> No. 48626
>>48557

...Wow. With so many ways we could have been doomed, were you even expecting us to succeed?

>>48560

Agreed, this is awesome.
>> No. 48627
With the odds stacked so heavily against Patchurri, I couldn't really justify 'Okay, and so you get back and this is sitting on your desk'. Not reasonably, anyway.

Also, I just recalled, but whenever you used the knife there was a small chance of an edge cutting up your fingers. Or cutting off your fingers. One of those.
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good stuff


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48071 No. 48071 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have one vial of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand.

You have recently allowed Kappa to do as they please with your vehicle while you Completed Yukari's order, which she immediately collected in exchange for a small pillar, tiny but ornate chest, and key. You cannot help but feel some worry as to what she will use the golems for. You have also had Marisa prepare two types of healing elixirs, you estimate about a dozen of each, and had a startling conversation with the Hakurei shrine maiden.

Following this, you returned to the library and slept, in preparation for the new day.

---

The day is Aug 24, 8 days to term.
It is Wednesday: Day of Water.
--Yamame, Hot Springs+10
Your health level is 80/100: Reasonably good, so long as you ignore the mild nausea.

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>> No. 48417
My suspension of disbelief was stretched by the cosplayer's slutty cosplayer girlfriend.
>> No. 48419
>>48417
Because truly those are nonexistant in japan.
>> No. 48431
What? Women are myth!


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47752 No. 47752 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have one vial of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring, unlike other types of hot water. You have taken medicine today.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You recall that you used to be able to make Homunculi, but will have to refresh your memory on the exact details of 'how' before you can do so again. You can also craft Wards, though you would have to refresh your memory to do anything further than 'defend books from harm'. The ward which should in theory prevent instant transport into your library has been up for some time.

Recently you have had a spider forced into your care for the test of a new treatment, and Marisa has come calling in search of certain missing items. There was an awkward conversation, in which you successfully talked her into your service. She is now dressed as a butler, and seems to be more comfortable than she was in her normal clothes, sans bloomers.

You have returned to the library, where the two greek golems are standing watch over Koakuma as she pours a barrel of caramel into a stone mold. The chocolate pudding golem is nearby, on a large sheet set to
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>> No. 48070
well looks like Koa is finnaly going to get some action tomorrow.

she's been on a dry spell since Fairy Maid in Gensokyo all the way back on page 8
>> No. 48072
New Thread: >>48071
>> No. 62771
this is a post


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47449 No. 47449 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have two vials of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, and you have a good feeling about your recent use of the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You recall that you used to be able to make Homunculi, but will have to refresh your memory on the exact details of 'how' before you can do so again.

Recently, you have spent much of a pleasant day with Tewi, who seems to have extensive less-than-legal connections Outside the Barrier. She paid for your food and bought you clothes, as well as arranging a Business Transaction with the Yakuza then later, after tormenting a young man with what seems to be more money than sense, enjoyed a soak with you, Suika, and Reimu in the Hakurei Hot Spring. You are uncertain of her exact intentions regarding you.

Upon returning to the mansion, however, you discovered that Marisa had paid a visit, and helped herself to your newest books. You decided you had had enough of that. Shortly thereafter, you started a fight with Marisa, involving a number of golems, two fairly large ones, and the summoned spirits of two Ancient Greek Giants. They still currently inhabit th
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>> No. 47753
New thread: >>47752
>> No. 47754
> Portaling a copy of Marisa's notes to the lake- THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND YOU SHOULD DO IT RIGHT AWAY, OKAY?
To the lake? Not to the bottom of it? More like a place where it stays perfectly readable for anyfairy to find? What could possibly go wrong.
>> No. 47879
>"Guess I can see if I can't find out what kind of beer you drink up here." The spider says cheerily.
BEER SPIDER! OH, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!


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47117 No. 47117 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have two vials of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings. You tend towards the former over any of the latter, however. You are once more fully fluent in the construction of Golems, though Homunculi remain out of your grasp until you review your tomes again.

In the past few days, you have made a decision on a Coursebook, followed by a long talk with Albus, in which you expressed your distaste for the offered accommodations, and then finally delivered Alistair to his home, where you laid a beneficial enchantment on his garden. You met with Tewi, twice, and it appears she is taking some manner of interest in you. Currently, she is accompanying you about your day, and thus far you have collected a spider and chastised a farmer and rabbit.

Eirin is now standing nearby. She seems annoyed.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 47447
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47447
And here we are once more. Let's see what we have this time... Hm, there doesn't seem to be much, most is self explanatory. Well, there's still some.

Voile Archive Entrances- To this, the exact number is sort of variable, aside from the main entry to the rest of the mansion, and the only firm answer that can be given is 'enough'. Unless Marisa shows up. Then it's 'entirely too many', even if that's the only one available at the time.

Hot Springs- You actually feel a little refreshed from this. Which is unusual, because hot water normally has hardly any effect on you, and you have tried hot springs before, to equally little effect. Possibly there's some odd effect from the source of the spring's heat. You feel you might be a little healthier than you normally would, tomorrow. Of course, if you intend to use the spring regularly, you suppose you will have to either become very friendly with the shrine maiden, or be ready to start paying for the privilege, once she catches on to your interests.

The Shrine- This is the interesting one. Where normally things are either 'inside' or 'outside' the Barrier, the Hakurei Shrine is, at the same time, both. And equally, neither. To draw a parallel: there is a house and a lawn. If the front door is opened, and you step into it and stop, without passing all the way through, where are you? You aren't inside the house. At the same time, you aren't quite outside either. This is, putting it simplistically and crudely, how the shrine works: the 'door' between inside and outside. If you don't intend to damage the Barrier, you should be sure to at least have cleared the base of the steps to the shrine before making any portals.

Geas- You don't know how to make one of these, offhand, as you aren't interested in the spell. In addition, no physical contact is necessary at all for such things, as you recall, and so mutilation, permanent for humans, would be considered quite an extreme retaliation and possibly leave her with a reasonably legitimate grievance to bring to bear against you with the Shrin
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>> No. 47448
> be ready to start paying for the privilege, once she catches on to your interests.
That might just be worth it. I wonder if hot springs and luck bonus stack...
>> No. 47451
New thread >>47449


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