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48400 No. 48400 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchurri.

You live in a hole in the ground beneath a tree, alone. You used to live with a big family, but not any more.

You were born weird. Unlike mommy and daddy and your siblings, your body was funny. Not pleasantly round, like theirs, and cute, but shaped like a human or not-human person, with short arms and legs. Mommy and Daddy had to talk in circles for a long time when you were born, before they decided to keep you. It was obvious they didn't like you as much, though, as while mommy would share her treasured Mr. Book with the others happily, even though they weren't very interested, she would only grudgingly let you look at it, and never touch. Their hesitance to rub-rub with you, or lick-lick to clean you up, was picked up quickly and imitated by your siblings. Toddling on your legs isn't easy, though, and you would fall down a lot, before you got the hang of it. You can't stretch-stretch up to get at high things, so you never got any tasty bird eggs. You tried to climb up a tree, once, but the bark came loose a little up and you fell. It was a long time before you could get up again, after that, and stumble back home after the others. It hurt. You haven't tried again. You can't puff-puff right either. You tried hard, but your cheeks just swell out and you don't get much bigger. You can't help chase off bigger animals like that.

Every time you failed at something your siblings could do so easily, they would laugh, and Mommy and Daddy would talk in circles again, each time longer than the last. After the time you fell from the tree, you just woke up in the morning to find them all gone, leaving you to uneasily fend for yourself, without telling you where they were going. It's hard not to resent them for it, though they're probably having a much easier time of things, not having to look out for you as well as themselves.

You like to think that, anyway. It makes it easier to convince yourself that those were someone else's mister ribbons you found, not long after, and torn to bits by some big, uneasy animal's teeth, while you were looking for tasty berries. You don't
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>> No. 48626
>>48557

...Wow. With so many ways we could have been doomed, were you even expecting us to succeed?

>>48560

Agreed, this is awesome.
>> No. 48627
With the odds stacked so heavily against Patchurri, I couldn't really justify 'Okay, and so you get back and this is sitting on your desk'. Not reasonably, anyway.

Also, I just recalled, but whenever you used the knife there was a small chance of an edge cutting up your fingers. Or cutting off your fingers. One of those.
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good stuff


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48071 No. 48071 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have one vial of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You can also create Homunculi, if you have the materials to hand.

You have recently allowed Kappa to do as they please with your vehicle while you Completed Yukari's order, which she immediately collected in exchange for a small pillar, tiny but ornate chest, and key. You cannot help but feel some worry as to what she will use the golems for. You have also had Marisa prepare two types of healing elixirs, you estimate about a dozen of each, and had a startling conversation with the Hakurei shrine maiden.

Following this, you returned to the library and slept, in preparation for the new day.

---

The day is Aug 24, 8 days to term.
It is Wednesday: Day of Water.
--Yamame, Hot Springs+10
Your health level is 80/100: Reasonably good, so long as you ignore the mild nausea.

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>> No. 48417
My suspension of disbelief was stretched by the cosplayer's slutty cosplayer girlfriend.
>> No. 48419
>>48417
Because truly those are nonexistant in japan.
>> No. 48431
What? Women are myth!


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47752 No. 47752 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have one vial of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, as can the Hakurei Hot Spring, unlike other types of hot water. You have taken medicine today.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You recall that you used to be able to make Homunculi, but will have to refresh your memory on the exact details of 'how' before you can do so again. You can also craft Wards, though you would have to refresh your memory to do anything further than 'defend books from harm'. The ward which should in theory prevent instant transport into your library has been up for some time.

Recently you have had a spider forced into your care for the test of a new treatment, and Marisa has come calling in search of certain missing items. There was an awkward conversation, in which you successfully talked her into your service. She is now dressed as a butler, and seems to be more comfortable than she was in her normal clothes, sans bloomers.

You have returned to the library, where the two greek golems are standing watch over Koakuma as she pours a barrel of caramel into a stone mold. The chocolate pudding golem is nearby, on a large sheet set to
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48069
There doesn't seem to be much to go over that wasn't already handled. Well, there's a couple small things, though.

Wind- Actually, strangely enough, wind and air is more a part of the Metal element. But the Moon embodies 'stillness' and 'quiet', among other things.

Magician Social structures- Magicians are, as a rule, fairly solitary and do not like each other at all. At best, they tolerate each other's presence, if they have no specific reason not to attempt to force the other away from their 'territory', or to try to make the other submit to their will. Marisa doesn't seem to have quite grasped this.

Difficulties at Eientei- It seems like one of Moukou and the Princess' regular murder-each-other sessions got a little out of hand, and a less used wing caught flame. Everything was put on hold while the fire was put out and the building was restored, but this is hardly the first time this is happened, and the inhabitants have become most efficient at it. Production of the medicine was only a little delayed.

Under skirt- Wouldn't you like to know~

But anyway, that's all. Until next time.
>> No. 48070
well looks like Koa is finnaly going to get some action tomorrow.

she's been on a dry spell since Fairy Maid in Gensokyo all the way back on page 8
>> No. 48072
New Thread: >>48071


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47449 No. 47449 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have two vials of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy, and you have a good feeling about your recent use of the Hakurei Hot Spring.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings, which can be surprisingly versatile, particularly in combination with Golems. You recall that you used to be able to make Homunculi, but will have to refresh your memory on the exact details of 'how' before you can do so again.

Recently, you have spent much of a pleasant day with Tewi, who seems to have extensive less-than-legal connections Outside the Barrier. She paid for your food and bought you clothes, as well as arranging a Business Transaction with the Yakuza then later, after tormenting a young man with what seems to be more money than sense, enjoyed a soak with you, Suika, and Reimu in the Hakurei Hot Spring. You are uncertain of her exact intentions regarding you.

Upon returning to the mansion, however, you discovered that Marisa had paid a visit, and helped herself to your newest books. You decided you had had enough of that. Shortly thereafter, you started a fight with Marisa, involving a number of golems, two fairly large ones, and the summoned spirits of two Ancient Greek Giants. They still currently inhabit th
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>> No. 47753
New thread: >>47752
>> No. 47754
> Portaling a copy of Marisa's notes to the lake- THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND YOU SHOULD DO IT RIGHT AWAY, OKAY?
To the lake? Not to the bottom of it? More like a place where it stays perfectly readable for anyfairy to find? What could possibly go wrong.
>> No. 47879
>"Guess I can see if I can't find out what kind of beer you drink up here." The spider says cheerily.
BEER SPIDER! OH, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!


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47117 No. 47117 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You currently have two vials of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree. It seems that Luck can play a reasonable part in keeping yourself healthy.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings. You tend towards the former over any of the latter, however. You are once more fully fluent in the construction of Golems, though Homunculi remain out of your grasp until you review your tomes again.

In the past few days, you have made a decision on a Coursebook, followed by a long talk with Albus, in which you expressed your distaste for the offered accommodations, and then finally delivered Alistair to his home, where you laid a beneficial enchantment on his garden. You met with Tewi, twice, and it appears she is taking some manner of interest in you. Currently, she is accompanying you about your day, and thus far you have collected a spider and chastised a farmer and rabbit.

Eirin is now standing nearby. She seems annoyed.

[ ] What do you do?
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>> No. 47447
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47447
And here we are once more. Let's see what we have this time... Hm, there doesn't seem to be much, most is self explanatory. Well, there's still some.

Voile Archive Entrances- To this, the exact number is sort of variable, aside from the main entry to the rest of the mansion, and the only firm answer that can be given is 'enough'. Unless Marisa shows up. Then it's 'entirely too many', even if that's the only one available at the time.

Hot Springs- You actually feel a little refreshed from this. Which is unusual, because hot water normally has hardly any effect on you, and you have tried hot springs before, to equally little effect. Possibly there's some odd effect from the source of the spring's heat. You feel you might be a little healthier than you normally would, tomorrow. Of course, if you intend to use the spring regularly, you suppose you will have to either become very friendly with the shrine maiden, or be ready to start paying for the privilege, once she catches on to your interests.

The Shrine- This is the interesting one. Where normally things are either 'inside' or 'outside' the Barrier, the Hakurei Shrine is, at the same time, both. And equally, neither. To draw a parallel: there is a house and a lawn. If the front door is opened, and you step into it and stop, without passing all the way through, where are you? You aren't inside the house. At the same time, you aren't quite outside either. This is, putting it simplistically and crudely, how the shrine works: the 'door' between inside and outside. If you don't intend to damage the Barrier, you should be sure to at least have cleared the base of the steps to the shrine before making any portals.

Geas- You don't know how to make one of these, offhand, as you aren't interested in the spell. In addition, no physical contact is necessary at all for such things, as you recall, and so mutilation, permanent for humans, would be considered quite an extreme retaliation and possibly leave her with a reasonably legitimate grievance to bring to bear against you with the Shrin
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>> No. 47448
> be ready to start paying for the privilege, once she catches on to your interests.
That might just be worth it. I wonder if hot springs and luck bonus stack...
>> No. 47451
New thread >>47449


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46773 No. 46773 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
You are Patchouli Knowledge, a physically frail and sickly magician of profound aptitude and power. You live in the Voile Archives of the [/b]Scarlet Devil Mansion[/b], though it seems like a temporary relocation is in your near future. You are Friends with Remilia, the vampire who owns the mansion, who considers it entirely too much effort to try to feed off you. Your Magical Potency varies somewhat from day to day, depending on how long of an incantation you can manage before breaking off into a fit of coughs, and how much strain your body can handle in addition to the rigors of illness. You have two vials of Medication to offset the worst of the days, however, though it will later exact a toll, and your new Magical Focus eases use of magic to a significant degree.

Your magic is based on Elementalism primarily, though you are also skilled in Diabolism and Other Summonings. You tend towards the former over any of the latter, however. You at one point were known to craft Golems, and dimly recall the construction of Homunculi, though you are no longer immediately familiar with either pursuit. Should you decide to begin making either, again, you will first have to refresh your memory, as with many other magics, by looking things up in your Gigantic Library.

Recently, you have spoken with and negotiated an equitable exchange with Albus Dumbledore, which involves you Teaching. Following this, you visited a place to acquire Suitable reference material in preparation to decide which, if any, to demand your pupils buy. In the process, you encountered, gained interest, and then almost immediately lost interest in a Werewolf, named Alistair, with a Typically Tragic Past. In the end, you hired him as your tour guide. During your excursion you purchased a number of books and sent them back, before having a wand crafted by Ollivander, out of personal curiosity. Its creation was not a simple matter, but you cheated fairly and provided an item which made everything go much more smoothly. After this, you
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>> No. 47118
>>47115
>>47116
Reisen. Unprovoked assault. Angry Eirin.

Did you read the last update?
>> No. 47119
New thread: >>47117
>> No. 47128
>>47115
Attacking? Who the fuck suggested that?
And while I'm addressing you; Drop the fucking name. You have no need of it and if you'd bothered to lurk for a little while you'd notice noone else is using one except writers in their own threads.
Read the fucking rules and lurk moar.


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40222 No. 40222 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Continuation of >>34237

Hm. Delays, massive ones at that. I need to visit that damn doctor.
Perhaps, an extra scene to compensate..?

-------

Running from a bunch of fireflies. Probably not -the- most humiliating episode in my career as a destroyer of all things monstrous and unholy, but somewhere up there in the top ten. Probably. Still, I wasn't stupid enough to disregard the words of someone more experienced with the local wildlife than myself; looks can be deceiving, and all that sort of stuff.

"...Youki..."

"I overheard your conversation." Calm and cool as always, Youki revealed that he had been listening in on us while keeping his senses honed, eyes and ears keeping track of the insects' movements. I felt slightly envious.
"We are not completely surrounded just yet. If we are not to stay and fight, we should flee immediately."

"Alice?"
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>> No. 46245
Well, with that last fiasco it doesn't look like I'll be getting any more votes for the time being. As a reader has let me know that the choices given sucked in the sense that they didn't do the final scene justice, I'm inclined to go for the write-in to break the tie.

Called for mercy kill, barring sudden vocal protests.
>> No. 46346
>>46245

Updates?
>> No. 46362
>>46245
I still think you can delete it and rewrite, on a new thread. References like this are very easily to catch on and somehow prevent me from enjoying the fight. A clash of ideologies is good and all, but not the best part for... tributes. Much less 3 on a row. Just use your style.

Just in case you can't or aren't willing to change it, here's my vote
-[Write-In]
--[X] Only a human can truly hope to kill a monster; perhaps that is why your master said you were fated to betray and defeat her.
---[x] Say a prayer for her.


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42917 No. 42917 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
[X] She hasn't directly asked you, so no.
- [X] "...should I wait outside for a bit?"

You're not going to make a move on her unless she makes a direct proposition to you, though even in that circumstance you're going to be sure you're not going to cause a problem. You simply close up the book and set it aside, standing from your seat.

“Should I step out for a bit?” you ask, motioning towards the door. Flandre's smile widens as she begins to remove her top.

“If you would be so kind,” she says, running her thumbs into the waistband of her skirt. You make your way to the door as Flandre undresses, making your exit by the time she's already down to just her underwear bottoms. She giggles as you take a final look before you close the door. She's got the same small body type as her sister apparently has, a frame befitting her apparent age, and breasts enough to fit inside the palm of your hand. Not to bad at all. It's a nice mental image to have in mind as you're standing in the dim light outside the room. Some light moaning begins not too long after you've left the room, and you realize that if you stick around, it's just going to cause problems for your own body.

You walk away from the door, heading further into the basement to look around some and pass time while Flandre takes care of her business. You see a corner up ahead, and some more faint light from around the bend. Rounding the corner, you find a few small candles on a table near a door, and another door with light seeping through the cracks farther up ahead on the opposite wall. You decide to take a look at the first room, and reach to the door. As you touch the handle, a Sigil appears on the door, and you pause for a moment trying to process it, but it fades away again quickly. All you were able to determine was that it was some kind of Water and Air effect, judging by the symbols. You open the door anyway, figuring that you'll probably find out what the spell does through seeing whatever effects it has. Inside, the room is unnaturally cold, even compared to the already cool atmosphere of the basement area in the first
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>> No. 46344
>>46290

Hooray!
>> No. 54738
>>46290
Safe to assume it's dead now?
>> No. 54787
>12/11/13(Tue)

FFFFUUUU


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Pain...I could finally feel pain, just like a real person. The large shard of glass piercing my chest produces a warm stinging sensation. At the same time a cold chill started to creep over me and I knew it for what it was, the soothing hand of death. I do not have the strength to thank the kind woman for this gift so the most I can do is use the last of my waning energy to smile. I hope she finds what she is looking for. With that everything fades to black for a time. Suddenly I hear a far off voice and feel the sensation of falling. It ends quickly and surprisingly gently. My vision returned to me and was surprised to find I was not at the castle.

[x] Check self.
[x] Check surroundings.
[x] Check inventory.



This is my first time so please be gentle.
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>> No. 46296
[X] Wake the sleeper
>> No. 46305
[X]: Wake the sleeper.

I wonder if we could defend ourselves were we to be attacked by a lesser Youkai.
>> No. 46339
>>46255
Since when do you write quick stories? Dohoho.


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“There is nothing to derp except derp itself.” – Nobody.

Words cannot describe how much of a faux-pas this façade is.

Thinking outside the box means writing GUNDAM on it and wearing it as a costume.

The fourth wall is the glass ceiling. Little girls are preparing to break it. Please wait warmly.

Now you know what it feels like to be Flandre.
~
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You have absolutely no idea what you are doing or are planning to do. Truly, the ultimate shenanigan is the one even you don’t expect.


OPEN END…?
>> No. 46064
Vote for the next character in the new thread: >>46062

Talk about shenanigans past and present wherever you bloody well please.
>> No. 46071
That was disturbingly funny, and yet sickeningly sweet at the same time.

Is this all just one giant shipping fanfic disguised as a quest thread?


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