I personally think Touhou should never be crossed, for it always brings idiots and endless discussion about who kicks asses and who chews bubblegums.

Pretty Cure.

I want to bitch about the lack of pro-human Touhou stories here and everywhere else in the fandom.

>>9985
I wish to join my complaints with this good fellow’s.

>>9986
Nah, it is, as it rightly should be, monsters all the way.
I approve of this.

>>9984
It depends if the writefag knows what he's talking about. If he's using doujins are materials, the story will suck. If he tries to write a real story where the main character is just trying to help his love interest, it might be interesting.
But it won't really be touhou.

Things that aren't really Touhou: Every story on this site.

>>9989
Well then, allow me to just pack my bags over here...

>>9972
FilthyFuckingSecondaries.gif

>>9972
Fuck yeah. That is some smooth dancing, I think we all know who is in the right here.

>>9970
...I don't get it. What's Tsurupettan's story?

[x] Cluck your mandibles.

[x] Cluck your mandibles.

That is all.

[x] Cluck your mandibles.

Even the Red-White Giant shall not take us lightly.

Holy shit you did it I love you

I've got two interpretations for this. Either “me” is missing, and this is a direct insult towards Mai:

> “Don't you dare speak to me, you worthless pink icicles!” Shinki shouted.

Or, alternatively, “r” is missing, and Shinki explicitly forbids Mai to speak to her icicles:

> “Don't you dare speak to your worthless pink icicles!” Shinki shouted.

>Her wonderful mistress had corrupt by the shame she felt for losing to the miko of the hakurei shrine and began killing anyone got on her badside

What does that mean? The mistress corrupted people by shame?

>>7814
This is evidently an exploration into the theme of abuse. All too often, a parent becomes corrupt by shame and refuses to let their children speak to their friends or icicles, and then kill them.

indeed

x2 combo

>>9913

>>9851
God damn that paparazzi obsessed with Santa Claus and Christmas.

>>9852
What?

God damn those tengus, all obsessed with Christmas, even through we're almost in Summer now.

ZUN's afterword is translated, has some explanation behind some of the harsher remarks and how he wound up making the book. Originally it would have been a PMiSS part two basically.

>The treatment of Subterranean Animism characters is a bit bad, but only because there is so little contact with them, since they are characters who are hated and live underground. Even if Satori were to come out and talk, it would just turn into something strange, and Okuu coming out wouldn't make any sense either.

So, what am I supposed to infer from this?

>>9798
I think he's saying in character, there'd be no reason for most underground folks to make themselves better known and that Akyuu would follow the reputation they have: a terrible one.

>>6977
Sucks to be you. I'm sleeping like a log.

>>6858

START A NUCLEAR WAR.

>>9701
AT THE GAY BAR