...you blearily blink your eyes open and find yourself-why is all the furniture heart shaped? This place...actually, isn't this the love hotel that the Tengu used to work at? Specifically the same room you spent a week in having large amounts of racous sex with your girls? As you glance around the room, you find yourself suddenly no longer alone. Your mother steps ominously out of the shadows, which is worrying because she usually just steps out of the shadows with a sort of skip in her step, and crosses her arms under her admittedly probably some of the largest you've seen bust and levels her patented maternal disappointment stare on you. Did her white, ribbed sweater and jeans always hug her figure so, and why can't you pull your eyes more easily off of those childbearing hips and lush curves and bountiful bust? Wait hang on what.
"You sick bastard." Your mother(?) shakes her head at you, disappointment engraved on her features and in her tone as she regards you, "Where'd you even get these kind of urges from? Certainly not me. It's probably your father's fault, just like that time he taught you to climb and you ended up stuck on top of the house."
"Wait, what." Your tone and words mirror your thoughts as you see your mother pop in from what might as well have been out of nowhere, because this more reminds you of your own girls rather than her.
"You're having a wet dream about your own mother. I always told you to aim high Ezekiel, but I never expected this from you." She sighs, shaking her head, and other parts, as she shifts her hands to her hips and somehow manages to further emphasize them, "How could so much pent up incestuous sexual tension be in my own son? I mean, I know that I'm the fairest of them all, the mirror agreed with me and I won't let it take that back, but am I so ridiculously hot that even the psychological pressures that are in place to encourage offspring to not mate with their siblings or parents aren't working?"
"...I guess I must be." Your mother glances down, looking somewhat chagrined as she brings her hands up and sq
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